User blog:Addy1234/Epic Rap Battles of Penguinstry!!!Gary vs Cadence

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!


 * Gary:AGENTS!!!LET`S GET IT STARTED!!!SHOW THIS PESKY LITTLE BRAT WHO`S THE HARDEST!!!THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU MADE!!!SO GO CRYING HOME TODAY!!!I`LL PUSH YOU OF A CLIFF,RIP YOUR FACE OF WITH THE BACK OF MY SPADE!!!NONE OF YOUR SONGS WERE MADE FOR ME!!!YOU GOT NERDS DOWNLOADING ILLEGAL MP3S!!!WHO CARES WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!!!???THIS IS BREAKING UP MY HEART!!!YOUR SONGS ARE HARD BUT MY GLASSES ARE HARDER!!!YOUR IN TROUBLE NOE CADENCE!!SO LET`S GET STARTED!!!


 * Cadence:That`s enough!Franky says your British,so stick these lyrics up your butt!The Party Starts Now!But your not invited!Now i`ll erase your name of the guest list!EPIC FAIL for you!Epic win for me!I`ll whip you so bad while i drink my tea!I was going to be friends with you,but now your acting sickly!You will not enjoy this,but it will be over quickly!


 * Gary:Ha!I`ve heard better Raping from a green puffle!So go ahead running if you`ve had enough yo!Epic Fail is what you earn!So sit down and learn!Today`s lesson,learning how to burn!


 * Cadence:You got a bad case of fever you small little nerd!Cadence is epic,haven`t you heard!?Your victory won`t will end a lot faster!Every Agent loves you,but i`m everyones (very deep/dark voice) MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO WON!!!???WHO`S NEXT!!!???YOU DICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!