User blog:Iceguy163/The Quest for Apj's Godly Cake

Apj has woke up from his sleep.

Apj: What a beautiful day. To start off the day, let's eat some cake, and more cake, and more cake, and more cake, and more cake, and more cake, and more cake, AND MORE CAKE, ANAD MOREZ CAAAAAKEEEZS. But first, I'm gonna eat the amazing golden cake that I put in my safe.

Apj goes to his safe to eat the golden cake.

Apj: To unlock all 9,001 of these locks, let's use this awesome key.

Apj gets out his golden key and unlocks the 9,001 locks.

Apj: Now it is time to eat this BEAUT- wait, WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!?!

Apj freaks out over the missing cake.

Apj: YOSHI!!!!!!!

Yoshi: What do you want? I'm busy playing Super Mario 64.

Apj: DID YOU STEAL MAH CAKE?!?

Yoshi: No, I was playing this awesome game the whole time.

Apj: Ok then... GET OVER HERE!!!

Yoshi sighs and walks over to Apj sitting on his throne.

Yoshi: Now what?

Apj: I want you to search for my cake.

Yoshi: Alone?!

Apj: Ok fine, get 5 people, but that's it.

Yoshi: Got it.

And so, Yoshi went to Stickman HQ.

Yoshi: ICKMAN!!!!!!!

Stick: WAAAATTTT?!!?

Yoshi: I WANTZ U 2 HEP MOI FIN APJ'S TOLEN PIE!

Stick: OOOOKAAAIIIZZZ!!!

''And so, Yoshi and Stickman went to the volcano where Fi- no, Zer- no, Nightwi- no, Bas- NO, I- You know what, who cares what incarnation it is. Let's just go with Fire.''

Yoshi: ICEEEE!!!!!!!!

Fire: Shush, I'm busy right now.

Stick: Well, we are on a journey to get Apj's cake back.

Fire: I'm busy fighting Ripius.

Yoshi: Who's Ripius? All I can see is the air.

Fire starts to punch the air, thinking that it's Ripius.

Yoshi: Oh for the love of.... FIRE, GETTING BACK APJ'S AMAZING CAKE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUNCHING AN IMAGINARY FRIEND!!!

Fire: I. D. O. N. T. C. A....

Yoshi slaps Fire.

Yoshi: C'mon.

Fire: Fine.

And so, Yoshi, Fire, and Stickman went to Canada.

Yoshi: HEYZ DIAMOND!!!!!!!

Titanium: Oh hi. What do you want?

Fire: We apparently need to find Apj's lost cake.

Titanium: Oh ok. I think I know who stole it.

Stick: WOOOZ?!

Titanium: Wata. He's the most evil dictator in the universe, even worse than Hitler and Elmo. If we don't stop him, we will all die.

Everybody is silent for a bit.

Yoshi: Ok, let's go.

And so, the 4 users go to CPChatBot's headquarters.

Yoshi: BOT!!!

CPChatBot: Yes?

The other 4: WE NEED YOU TO HELP GET APJ'S CAKE BACK!!!

CPChatBot: O...... K...... I will.... hel..... ERROR 404 SELF DESTRUCTING IN 3...2..

Titanium stops the bot from self destructing.

CPChatBot: Ok, I will help you.

Yoshi: Ok, let's go.

And so, the 5 users finally go to Cute Planet.

Yoshi: EMBZ!!!!!

Ember: Hello, Yoshi. What do you need me for?

CPChatBot: According to these 3, we have to find Apj-san's cake that was stolen for some reason.

Ember: Ok.... I'll help.

Yoshi: YAY!! Now the team is complete.

Fire: It's technically 5 peopl-

Yoshi: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT IN THE GROUP?!?!?!

Fire: Fine....

Ember: Hey! I think I can see something over there!

Ember picks up a strange object.

Ember: What's this?

Yoshi: Looks like the Amazing Tracker, a device that Apj used to track down his golden cake.

Stick: It must've fallen down here.

Fire: But how?

Titanium: Maybe Wata found the tracker and threw it over here after already stealing the golden cake so Apj couldn't find it.

Yoshi: Ok, I'm done with all of your Wata theories.

Ember: But Wata is bad!

Fire: SAME! >:(

Stick: Calm down, guys we just have to find the cake, give it to Apj, and then we're done. No reason to insult somebody.

Ember: Guys, the Amazing Tracker says that the golden cake is nearby!!

Yoshi: HUH?! WHERE?

Ember: Right over at Loafer Planet.

Stick: So, to get the cake, we have to go all the way over there?

Fire: I guess so. Wish you all luck.

Fire flies to Loafer Planet.

Stick: Same here, bro.

Stick teleports to Loafer Planet.

Titanium: Me too.

Titanium super jumps to Loafer Planet.

Ember: Me four.

Ember summons a pink cloud and flies to Loafer Planet like Goku.

Yoshi: DAMN IT! I can't fly!

Yoshi stares at CPChatBot activating its jetpack.

Yoshi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLgOL7Wf_Rg

Yoshi jumps onto CPChatBot.

Yoshi: FLY, BABY, FLY!

Yoshi and CPChatBot fly to Loafer Planet.

Yoshi: YAY! WE MADE IT! Now where's the cake?

????: You will NEVER have your cake!!

Stick: Aw man, But I'm hungry!

????: SILENCE!!!

Fire: Reveal who you are, creep!

????: It is I, WATATSUKI!

Titanium: Wata?!? I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!

Wata: Wait what? I'm actually just a guy standing he-

Wata transforms into Watamonstah.

Watamonstah: HAHAHAHA! PREPARE TO DIE BY MY HAND OF DESTRUCTION!!

Stick: Not on my watch!

Stick pulls out his Imagination Blade.

Stick: EAT THIS!!!!

Watamonstah: NEVER!!!!

Watamonstah breathes out a blast of fire at Stick, who endures it.

Stick: FINISHING MOVE!!!

Jewel and Skye appear.

Stick: GIGA...

Watamonstah: No...

Stick: FRIENDSHIP....

Watamonstah: NONONO...

Stick, Skye, and Jewel: ATTACK!!!!!!

Watamonstah: NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOO- AAAAGHHH

Stick and his friends pierce through Watamonstah with the Imagination Blade.

Watamonstah: Plot twist, I CAN REGENERATE!

Watamonstah regenerates his chest.

Stick: !!

Watamonstah: LOAF BLAST!

Watamonstah fires a thunderclap made of loaves at Stickman.

Stick: AAGGHH!

Skye and Jewel: STICK!!!

Ember: Stick, WAKE UP!!!

Stick: Jewel, I want you to take my power... use it wisely.... this moment is my end....

Jewel: Stick...

Jewel starts to cry (like dis if you cri evrytim.)

Stick: I'm sorry for failing you all...

Fire: Stick, don't say that! You were a good guy! Now it is time for you to go.

Ember: Seriously, why isn't anybody thinking of doing this?

Ember throws a Senzu Bean at Stick, but Watamonstah quickly eats it.

Yoshi: That's why.

Ember: WHY YOU LI-

Watamonstah crushes Stick, terrifying Skye and Jewel.

Fire: WATA, STOP THIS! I KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF IS HIDING IN THERE, BEGGING TO BE FREED FROM THE MONSTER YOU HAVE BECOME!!

Watamonstah fires a laser blast at Fire.

Watamonstah: If you think you can save him, you have sadly mistaken.

Watamonstah throws Stickman into the air.

Watamonstah: This time you won't survive!

Watamonstah delivers another thunderclap, destroying Stick.

Fire, Ember, Skye, and Jewel: STICK!!!

Titanium is enraged.

Titanium: I... won't let you... get away.... WITH THIS!!!

Titanium charges up to a Super Penguin.

Fire: Ugh...ugh...

Watamonstah: So this is the legendary Super Penguin? Had no idea that the legends were true.

Titanium: You're right. My power has become the power that will DESTROY YOU!!

Watamonstah: Aw, how cute. Let me show you my boss.

V-Rex: Sup?

Titanium is shocked.

Titanium: H-how did you get him on your side?

Watamonstah: I asked him for a job. He said yes.

Titanium: ...

Titanium's mind = blown.

Yoshi: DAMN IT! We've lost 2 people.

CPChatBot: No, we lost 27 people.

Yoshi: ARE YOU DUMB?!

CPChatBot: Yes.

Yoshi: ...

''Yoshi's mind = bl- NOPE, NOPE! I ain't dying! Hmmm... Let me change something. HEY MR. CREATOR! What? Can I change something about this? Sure, but just one thing. Ok!''

Yoshi powers up to the Ultimate God Yoshi 10 form.

Yoshi: GET REKT, NUBS!

V-Rex: Aw cra-

''V-Rex is obliterated by Yoshi's Egg Kamehameha. Watamonstah, however, reverted back to Wata.''

Wata: Sup dudes?

Yoshi: Aw yeah, LET'S PART- But before we do that, can you revive my 2 dead allies and give us the golden cake?

Wata: Sure thing, bro.

Wata revives Titanium and Stick and gives the golden cake away.

Yoshi: Thanks, bro. Hey, wanna come with us for the party?

Wata: Anytime, bro.

The 7 users finally arrive at Apj's castle.

Apj: FINALLY! My cake is finally here!

Apj now has big eyes.

Apj: Time for the bite!

Apj bites into the cake.

Yoshi: Did you like it, master?

Apj: Yes. It was delicious.... but it was salty. BYEBYE!!!

Apj blows up the entire planet.

THE END