User blog comment:AnonymousDuckLover/How Bored Are You Quiz?/@comment-26865109-20121224072236/@comment-26865109-20121224072605

19. My favorite Christmas carol is: The Story of the Kid Who Got Coal for Christmas, and Went All the Way to the North Pole Just to be Mistaken for an Elf, and Put to Work for the Rest of Eternity, Which Someone Has Decided to Make Into a Song.

'DOES NOT REALLY EXIST.