User:Sharkbate/Newsletter Jan 10th

Published By: Sharkbate

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Welcome to today's newletter!

Str00del talk
Str00del talk is mostly seen on user pages who are on the Wall of Shame or have recieved Public Banishment. You shouldn't talk like a Str00del if your not one. Trust me, you DON'T want to become one. Here is an example:

HEll0 i'M a StR00DeL aNd I cAn'T Do oR CreAt3 aN ArtICal!

DON'T BECOME A STR00DEL!

Today's Tour
Hello and welcome to today's tour. Coffee is a nice way to warm up your tummy, so head over to the Coffee Shop! You can meet friends and walk upstairs to read some books. You can also get a job to bring the Coffee Beans to the Coffee Shop and earn some extra money. It is one of the oldest places in Club Penguin and it is a wonderful place!

Help Wanted
WE NEED HELP WITH THE NEWSLETTER! Go to the DISCUSSION tab and apply for the job. I will then put you through an interview and if I like it, then you get the job!

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