Board Thread:Watercooler/@comment-28442840-20171119020249/@comment-5814264-20171215044935

"I forgot I was wearing my highly toxic lipstick," the Murrmaid cried. "Please, call over our resident Doctor."

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha" laughed the evil Dr. Vulcano. "I'll see what I can do."

Dr. Vulcano opened a giant suitcase filled with needles, a microscope, several futuristic laser guns, dangerous chemicals, a few bones, and a half eaten sandwich. He pulled out the sandwich, a needle, and a microscope, took a bite from the sandwich and some blood from Ryan, and examined his blood under the microscope.

"Just as I expected, there is Vibranium in his blood. Mwahahahaha." Dr. Vulcano laughed, "He will live, but his blood is worth money."

"But he's a vampire..." The Murrmaid said, confused.