Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-3169402-20130924232921

Hello everyone. As you can see, I am back after a few months. Today I want to discuss what would happen to Club Penguin if Disney bought My Little Pony.

First of all, people would probably be scared of bronies and fan girls starting to be introduced to Disney and play Club Penguin. If that happened, every now and then you would see a group of boys wearing colorful clothes and wings, and they would probably say "is pony", and "flies on rainbow". Either that, or girls would start pretending to be magical and "spread cheer". Now that's just messed up.

Second of all, they would be all nice and report anyone, even if they are just pretending to be a robber. Seriously, every time someone who says "is robber", and an MLP fan is there, they would probably act all preppy and say "That's Not Nice!", and they would report them or say "spreads cheer". What the heck, people? Spreading cheer? That's for Christmas, not everyday. I also think they would support the bratty diva pookies who dress ugly and the gross tummy pookies, and not the nice ones.

Third of all, and most importantly, people would panic with My Little Pony fashions in the catalog and MLP Party. It would be weird to see costumes of penguins with pony horns, hooves, and maybe wings. Seriously, it's like a painful mutation of a penguin with a pony body. Also at a party, it would be a nightmare if people got to transform into ponies, and "spread cheer by throwing snowballs!" Also, Club Penguin would probably be mutated into Ponificated-Snow Island, where everything is all colorful and bright, and it burns your eyes it's so bright. Also there would be all these new crappy catchphrases in chat like "Friendship is Magic!", or "Be nice!", or "spreads cheer" Seriously, that's messed up.

Wait, did I say that's all? I also forgot to mention new limited time only bright eye-burning pony colors. Just imagine if you saw boys with all these new bright colors like Rainbow, or Rainbow Dash Blue, or Twilight Sparkle Purple. That would be a nightmare.

I hope you enjoyed this thread about ponies and CP. If you want to add something I forgot to mention, or talk about if what I said is right or wrong, or just plain blabber about it, leave a comment. :-)

-Jj131 the epic guy (talk) 