User:Penguin-Pal/Quotes

Welcome to the Quote Page! This page includes some of my favorite quotes, which some of them are probably known to you:

99 Things you need to know (George Carlin)

 * 1) There are more than 99 things you need to know.
 * 2) Nobody knows how many things there are to know.
 * 3) It's more than 3.
 * 4) There's no way of knowing how many things you need to know.=
 * 5) Some of the things you need to know are things you already know.
 * 6) Some of the things you need to know are things you think you know.
 * 7) Some of the things you need to know are things you used to know and than forgot.
 * 8) Some of the things you need to know are things you only thought you forgot and actually still know.
 * 9) Some of the things you need to know are things you know but don't really know you know.
 * 10) Some of the things you need to know are things you don't yet know you need to know.
 * 11) Some of the things you think you need to know are probably things that you don't need to know.
 * 12) Some of the things you need to know are things known by people you don't know.
 * 13) Some of the things you need to know are things nobody knows.
 * 14) Some of the things you need to know are things that are unknowable.
 * 15) Some of the things you need to know are things that can only be imagened.
 * 16) At any time the list of things you need to know can be abruptly suspended.
 * 17) Now you know.

Meaning of life

 * I saw this one on a banner of an advertisement for a movie called "Dr. Pomerantz and" or something.


 * "life are 100% mortality rate disease"