Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26850776-20140830214422

There was a pirate named Rockhopper,

who could go everywhere.

Until one day in 2013,

things for the bearded pirate weren't so keen.

Takeovers were more often, as we said "Bye-Bye, FUN!"

Beware, Rockhopper. Parties plummeted ever since Herbert failed to steal the power of the Sun!

That day when CP deported Rockhopper away,

it was the day penguins wouldn't know how to play.

"He is gone for 1 whole year" Rookie said,

poor Rockhopper won't be in CP while he is sleeping in his bed.

Eventually he returns in September,

but there has been a drastic change he must endeavor.

The Fall Fair has been replaced!

The change of the CP has been aced!

Rockhopper was now a mascot of the Medieval Party!

This alas, for him wasn't so hearty.

He returns for the Holiday Party,

Which he was not at all tardy!

This alas proved his unwantedness,,

By the former good CP team who turned as mysterious as Loch Ness!

Now you know the tale of woe of our silly pirate,

He was replaced by Brady, Monsters, and Darth Vader's mate.

So 2013 was his least favorite year.

2014 may not be so clear.

But we all know who we want back here.

We want that ol' pal Rockhopper near! 