User:Leekduck/Leekland

"Eat Comrade, Sleep Comrade, Eat Comrade, Sleep Comrade"

- It is the Leekland Motto, Comrade

Welcome to Leekland, Comrade. Land Of communism, and Comradism. Every Leekish person, Is a comrade to the nation of Leekland, Comrade.

Our capital Is called Duck Town Comrade. It is named after out fearless and gallant founder, Comrade Leekduck. Leekduck founded a country that would Be a safe-haven to Communists around the world, Comrade. Especialy those from Soviet Russia, The land were Car Drives you.

Leekduck Set down three Important rules, for citizens of Leekland Comrade.

1. Be Communist Comrade.

2. Carry a leek With you, wherever you go. Comrade

3. ENd every sentance with comrade, comrade.

Yes its true comrade. Every Leekish person Carrys a leek with him at all time. Such is custom Comrade, To show our Loyallty and Pride to the Communist teachings of Leekduck. Every Leekish Person is trained in the martial art of Leek-Fu (Fighting with a leek) Comrade. We use this for self-defence and to kill fascists, Comrade. And we are ruddy good at it comrade.

So Comrade. Enjoy your stay here, Here is your leek. You must carry it around at all times, If you dont, We will throw you out comrade. Come back with a leek next time comrade.

THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION COMRADES