User blog:ThatYoshi8/Don't You Just Hate it When...

you accidentally complete a game in 130 A Presses that you accidentally open a new portal to a parallel universe leading to Misaligned QPUs (Quadruple Parallel Universes) to the point where you can't get back home, so that you get paranoid and you end up pressing Start over and over until you see "Exit Course", and then when you exit the course, you are still in the Misaligned QPU but then suddenly you see a black shy guy coming up to you and says: "Hi my name is stryder" and then he grabs your hand and then he opens up another universe leading to the Paper Mario universe and you end up storing loading zones while skipping various battles as you bake cakes for 4.5 years, hitting blocks 416 times until it crashes, cracking frozen lakes 258 times, and finding 10 stored Luigis beneath a mini-game, then suddenly you find a glitch in the Paper Mario Universe and Stryder follows you to the portal and then you suddenly end up in Hazy Maze Cave so you try to complete it in 0.5x A presses with Stryder's help but some nub named TJ "Henry" Yoshi comes in and tells you: "An A press is an A press. You can't say its half." so you end up burning him to literally a million people by proving that half an A press is possible?