User:Russian One

RUSSIAN ONE OWNS A WIKI - IT REALLY SUCKS AND HAS 2 ARTICLES AND NO MEMBERS EXCPET ME BUT I AM WORKING ON IT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER BE GOOD....http://pokerface.wikia.com/wiki/Poker_Face_Wiki 

'''IT'S DA POKER FACE WIKI! WOOT WOOT!'''

I never said anything....

IMPORTANT
There is some freak on the Walrus site claiming to be me. I really think this might be Ben. This isn't true! Also there is some confusion with some people here. No names given but one user thoughtI wanted them to threaten someone. No, I said that one user was leaving a threat. If we don't forgive one certain person he would leave a nasty letter then vandalize until blocked. He was reported to Shark.

Current Signature
RUSSIAN ONE - POKER FACE ATTACKS THE MUFFIN! 23:38, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Level 3 Member
I just became one today! Ignore the other post that says I'm only a Level 2 Member. Not that you care.

Magical Computer Worlds
Please note that this post makes no sense.

I want to post this story up here along with my other one The Running Deer, but both need to be edited before I can. Expect to see Magical Computer Worlds around July 17 of 2009 and The Running Deer around July 21 of 2009. I will either postl them in a Blog Post of right here.

Update! Here is Magical Computer Worlds. Please trust me when I saw the real version is way better and longer. It’s like about 12 pages long, in 12 font of Times New Roman. The words are coloured standard blue. I’m skipping The Running Deer. Instead I am writing Penguins of the Canadian Waters. Don’t ask me about the title, but I know you don’t even care. It’s way longer than Magical Computer Worlds. Coming out when ready.

Magical Computer Worlds - Here it lies!

No, wait. The story. I just deleted it by accident before saving! Forget my story! How could I do something so stupid? So now I know I have failed.

I am writing these stories out of being pure bored so they will either be very random or very seriously messed up.

My iPod Touch
The last song played was Poker Face.

Number 6142
It's mine! I bought it for free on tha site where you can buy numbers for free. I love it so much that I am currently writing a song called 6142 - My Number! I will post it up here when I am done. It should be ready and up by about July 15 of 2009.

Update – Looks like I’m posting it now, July 14 or 2009. My song is ready – and it doesn’t rhyme and it’s very messed up – but my number is so cool – it needed a song of its own. Here it lies - on my page. Read it, love it and sing it until you can't because your parents got so annoyed of you singing my annoying song.

This is the song.

Read, love and sing.

6 - 1 – 4 – 2

I bought a Number And I tried to buy 1642 But it was bought in 2008 So I bought instead…

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

Number 1 was taken too This is so sad Because I wanted it so bad So I bought instead….

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

It’s my number and you can’t have it Not that you want it But it’s still my number….

6142 – My Number!

Penguin Chat
I'm on Penguin Chat lots and if I'm on the Wiki then I am on Penguin Chat. I am also often on even when I am not on the Wiki. I'm on Crash Site always unless I take a second to see how crowded the others are for fun. I'm either Russian One or Written Lies or Icicle 08.

Elite Penguin Force Reponse from Club Penguin
My second repsonse for writing to Club Penguin. The first was a business letter.

Hello,

Thank you for your email. If you are unable to find the code to unlock items online, all you need to do is upload coins from your Nintendo DS to your online penguin account. This will give you the Spy phone if you don’t already have it, as well as the EPF Certificate which gives you access to the Elite Penguin Force Command Room! If you don’t know how to use your WiFi, there are 2 places you can find instructions on how to do this.

- First, there is a Nintendo insert that describes in detail how to use WiFi for your Nintendo DS.

- Second, there is an outline inside your Elite Penguin Force Instruction Booklet that tells you all about it, and everything else you can do with a WiFi connection!

Once you have successfully uploaded coins, we would appreciate it if you could reply back with the name and location of the store where you bought your game. We will then add the 1500 coins to your account for joining the Elite Penguin Force.

If you are unable to use your WiFi connection, please have a parent reply to this email and we would be happy to assist them further.

Have a great day,

Kathleen S Club Penguin Support

The Result of a Bored Russian One
Hello! I'm writing this at around 1:00 at night in my hotel at Lake Erie but I'm not tired. Instead I am very bored so I am going to edit this page until I get tired. It's sort of cold for July here. Tomorrow it's going to rain. Now I am getting so bored that I can't take it. My favourite colour is light blue. My favourite song is either Paparazzi or LoveGame or Just Dance or Poker Face. I think Twilight is cool. I like XP over Vista. I like Mac over XP and Vista. Ice Skating and Hockey and Track are cool. I love my iPod. It's a 2G iTouch. It's a 8GB. I am currently listening to it. I am listening to Take Me Away by Avril Lavigne. Are you bored? Wait, you aren't reading this. If you are then you're cool. My favourite candy is White Rock Candy. I love Club Water. If you don't know what that is then it is like soda that has no taste. I am now boring myself. I used to have a iPod Shuffle, like the one that is like a rectangle and is small and comes in four or five colours. Mine was the colour silver. But I left it in the pockets of my hoodie and then I washed my hoodie. I wear Uggs in the Summer and I wear hoodies in the Summer too. But I wear Summer clothes in Winter. Good thing I have a winter coat. It is the colour white and it is puffy. I have no feelings for it. I don't like it but I have nothing against it. Now I am listening to Infinity by Guru Josh Project. The first roller coaster I went on was The Racer. It's my favourite roller coaster too. I am Canadian but I moved to America at age 7. Are you still reading this? Then you're even cooler then you were before. I wrote a story for school. It's called Magical Computer Worlds. It's very messed up. I am a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. I am telling you pointless things you don't care about. I think white feather scarfs are cool. I like to wear black boots in the Summer. It's currently 72 degress outside and 73 in the room. White crayons are awesome. I need to get a life but I don't want one. I am allergic to Nickel. My account on Club Penguin is Ballet Co 21. The name is because when I made it I liked Ballet. The 21 was because Forever 21 was my favourite store and Co meant Company. My spare is Russian One which shouldn't be a shock.

My Awards
I will continue the above post down here in the Awards Section. I just got the Elite Penguin Force game today. I haven't got passed the part where you are stuck in he Command Room. Soon I will upload and get access to The Command Room. I am a Level 2 Member. I have pierced ears and I am getting by belly button pierced when I turn 14. That's on January 17 in 2010. My favourite music video is Paparazzi. It's awesome in a weird way, and some parts aren't good at all since I'm only 13 instead of 20. My favourite singers are Avril Lavigne and Lady GaGa. I have more to say about The Racer. It's drop is only 50 feet and it goes up to 75 feet. If you been to the park that has The Racer, because I'm not giving the name, Thunda Bolt and Jack Rabbit are wooden along with The Racer. They are both pretty good. The Pittsburgh Plunge is awesome too. The Phantom's Revenge is good but the first time I went on it I was screaming at my friend, "Get me out of here!" But now I like it but going up before the big drop is scary. I have long boring dead straight dark brown hair. I don't really care for it too much. But on the left side I have a white streak behind my ear. I want my hair to kind of be all white then I would look sort of like Lady GaGa from the Poker Face music video, but she has a awesome tan. I'm super pale and I hate it. I look so dead, like I belong in a grave. I used to buy spray tans but then I looked weird so now I just look pale. I hate it. I think the Hope Diamond is cool. My shoe size is a size 7 but it depends on the shoe. I'm White Belt on Club Penguin. My umbrella is black with white polka dots. But I have other ones too. I have a plain black one. It also has silver for the metal part. I also have a plain black hoodie. Sort of like from Club Penguin but not exactly. I wish it was. I now will press the enter button to make a space thing.

My favourite store is either Aerie or Forever 21. Aerie because they have such cute earrings and I love a tote bag I have from there and I love their hoodies. Forever 21 just has awesome and unique clothes. Converse makes cool shoes. Skateboarding is really fun. I'm not so great at it but I'm not too bad, I'm just okay. Snowboarding I'm better at. I also love it way more. I'm considering Water Ski. I like the PS3 over the Wii and the Lite over the DSi. I love sports. I have a cell phone, but mine sort of broke while I was Ice Skating so a replacement is coming in the mail. I have the Ev3 phone from Verizon. I have it in blue because I think maroon is ulgy. I am currently listening to Paparazzi. Texting is cool and my favourite gum brand is Stride. I hate tropical flavors, I like the Winter Mint. I want a license to drive a speed boat. I am very happy that Ben is blocked forever and I hope he never comes back. I like Lake Erie. I'm having a really good time here. I think that iPhone is not as good as the iPod Touch. It's too fat and doesn't seem as sleek or beautiful as the iTouch. And it doesn't have a silver coloured back plate. And silver is a way cooler colour than black is! And since July 13 of 2009 I am not at Lake Erie. My iPod is currenly charging. I have four complete pages on the home screen of applications and 10 others on the fifth page. Most of them were free. My favourite month is January! I like black Sharpies. They're so cool! And I like iTunes because they have cool stuff you can buy, like music! And videos and applications and other things! And I love looking at the top 10 songs! I like chilled water. Room tempature isn't good. I really want a speed boat. Winter is my favourite season because there are some awesome skating places things where I live. But then Summer is cool too. It's my second favourite. I like mountains that have lakes on them. They are so cool that you didn't know. But I don't even know what I'm talking about. Favourite server is Ice Palace or Icicle. Did I say that?



My favourite scent is either chlorine or mint. But I'm really serious, it reminds me of the pool and I always buy a Summer Pass because I like the pool. But sometimes if there is too much my eyes sting and turn red and I don't really like that. I bought the game Elite Penguin Force, new and not used, but I didn't get a code. So I complained to Club Penguin. They have not responded yet. But then Chill told me how to. This is because Chill is awesome! I like silver things. They are very pretty. I also like clouds because they are in the sky and the sky is pretty and they are white and white is a cool colour. I like roller coasters. I am not good at drawing in MS Paint. I have failed there. I didn't like the song Paparazzi until I watched the music video a couple times. I like iTunes cards. I collect them but then I use then as soon as I get them. They are the best things ever. I have to use them because my Mom cancelled her credit cards. And I like the colour royal blue too. My favourite top three colours are royal blue, light blue and white. They look really cool together! I am currently now listening to Beautiful, Dirty, Rich. My iPod is charged all the way but it's still charging because the brightness it on top level. Eh, Eh. Nothing else I can say. I will update this when I think of something. Now I am listening to Fire Burning by Sean Kingston.

I wrote a song about my Number. Maybe you read above about it but I'm posting the song here too.

6 - 1 – 4 – 2

I bought a Number And I tried to buy 1642 But it was bought in 2008 So I bought instead…

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

Number 1 was taken too This is so sad Because I wanted it so bad So I bought instead….

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

It’s my number and you can’t have it Not that you want it But it’s still my number….

6142 – My Number!

It's so awesome and messed up! I love my Number! Let's do it again!

6 - 1 – 4 – 2

I bought a Number And I tried to buy 1642 But it was bought in 2008 So I bought instead…

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

Number 1 was taken too This is so sad Because I wanted it so bad So I bought instead….

6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number! 6142 – My Number!

It’s my number and you can’t have it Not that you want it But it’s still my number….

6142 – My Number!

My favourite word is iPod. It's such a great word! Unless you're saying it in the same sentance as the following words.

1. Destroy 2. Hate 3. Pernamently Turned Off

But the following words work in the same sentance.

1. Love 2. Protect 3. Listen