User blog:0 Berry/Club Penguin Wiki Story 3

Kitten held up the small, gray remote. It had a kick, ban, and block button. Then he looked at CPChatBots crumpled remains. Kitten tried to hold back the pain, knowing he had to be strong. He pointed the remote at some aproaching vandal trolls, pressed the block button, and it melted into s brown, sludgy puddle that reeked of week old garbage. Kitten ran back to HQ to seek help for his fallen friend.

When he got to the door, he found it locked. "Down here!" The little penguin said, unlocking the door. Kitten stepped through the threshhold when he heard a growl and a scream. A vandal troll held the man in his large fist, and Kitten reached into his pocket for the remote. It was gone! Tbe small penguin dropped the key and uttered one word: "Go!" Kitten ran into HQ, locking the door behind him.

The whole room seemed to go silent, and even the frogs went quiet. "Well friends, look who's back." Techman said, shattering the silence. Kitten ignored him and walked straight up to the admins, who expected Kitten to be killed by the vandals. Kitten glared at them.

"So, you didn't get yourself killed, how heroic, kitty. But I don't believe you have vanquished them trolls. You didn't live up to your promises...I think this kitty deserved a little punishment" The walrus said. The other admins nodded in agreement. The walrus held out his remote, and his flipper hoved a centimeter above the big red blocking button.

Kitten held out the note he found in ChatBot. The walrus hesitated. "Wh-where'd you find that?" All the other admins seemed as perplexed as everyone else. But Kitten knew what was going on. "Where's the remote?" The walrus whispered. "I lost it. I need your help with blocking the vandal trolls." Kitten replied. The walrus sat up and shouted, "You heard the boy! Lets kick some vandal's butts!

They marched outside, and a green and a blue ninja instantly locked in combat with a large, smelly troll. The admins pointed and clicked their buttons, disolving the trolls. The rollbacks reverted the damage, and a puffle slurped up the sludgy puddles. The battle was over, and they had won.

"Kitten, come here for a minute" the walrus said with a grin, "for your good services to the wiki, I give you this:" A shiny, glittering remote sat in the palms of his flippers. "Use it well."