User:Sheepman/IUECGUM

The Intercontinental University of Establishing Correct Grammar Upon the Masses (IUECGUM) has been passed on to Sheepman, I can't take such duties upon my self. The name will remain in place, Sheepman will continue the legacy. Below is the origanel transcript of the school:

"TurtleShroom's mother is a teacher, so he knows real teachers do not do this, but in CP, anything goes." YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY. "Due to the recent rise of uneducated masses (or Mwa Mwa penguins), I have set up a classroom at my Igloo to teach Mwa Mwa penguins how to speak correctly. Unfortunately, Mwa Mwa penguins are some of the most uneducated creatures I have laid my eyes on. My first pupil, named Lily, couldn't even say "Hi" correctly. She knocked over a candle in my igloo, threw a blender, and made my pet turtle cry. Thus, I had to scare some learning into her. With the help of Sheepman, the principal, I managed to frighten some words out of her. A few spankings, two detentions, and a lot of screaming later, she walked out of that classroom saying words like "Candle", "Camera", "Chalkboard", "Puffle", "Turtle", and to top it all off, she spoke in complete sentences and even found that "mwa mwa" (or mother) she always wanted. She returned to thank me, and she is now on my Buddy List! "

School Mottos
"1. "Prepare to get SCHOOLED!"

2. "Give me your dumb, your young, your uneducated masses, penguins who are longing for a parent yet can not recieve one. Hope lies in the land of Education, and it is the way. The only way. Come, you huddled lump of Pet Shop Orphans! I lift my lamp aside the Golden Board! MOMMA'S A COMIN'!"

Staff

 * "Sheepman (Principal)"

YOU CAN HELP!

 * "We still need a user who can set up a permanent night school... I'm not allowed on the computer from bedtime to 6:00 AM."


 * "We also need users to spread the word. Especially non-members. "Mwa Mwa penguins" trust them more than members. Lead them to us!"


 * I can't do this alone. We need more schools, make that a school district. Together, we can eradicate the Mwa Mwa Penguins, once and for all!


 * We also need an article for them. Mwa Mwa Penguin. If you want to make it, be my guest.