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Aunt Arctic VS Cadence is the First Episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History, it aired on May 25, 2014.

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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History Episode 1! Aunt Arctic VS Cadence, BEGIN!

Aunt Arctic: Oh, your name is Cadence, more like 'Can't Dance', we all know that your dances are like rants, wait was i wrong? oh lemme guess hmm NO! We all want you to get up and go, your music is so annoying it can get me in a race, just like this rap battle it's a freaking piece of cake.

Cadence: Well i'm the one who's dancing all over the place, your writing is awful, even a turtle could beat it in a race, your working all day and night while i'm getting outta control, so i got thing to say to my people 'HOWDY Y'ALL!'

Aunt Arctic: Your raps are pointless and stupid, i'll beat them easily, but when your around, i'm like 'What The O M G!', i've got a life better than yours so i think you should run, and cry your eyes out all night because your career is GONE!

Cadence: You better watch what you say, cuz i'll bring the pain, my music will blow your earsup and you'll just run away, you think your flying and rhyming and a little nice bird, well i'll show you who's really a nerd!

Announcer: WHO WON?

Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?

Announcer: YOU DECIDE!

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History!