User blog:Vilwe6421/The inspirational story of a penguin called Gary

Once there was a penguin called Gary. He enjoyed dressing like women. In fact, he did so enjoy such nonsense a lot.

One day, He went to see a Christmas play, A humbug Holiday. As the audience watched in awe, boredom and tiredness, Gary sneaked upon the stage, and wandered inside the Backstage. He found an array of magnificent glittery dresses, feathered hats and sequin lined pumps. And so Gary Grabbed them all, and shoved them beneath his fashionable, stolen purple coat. When a figure asked, he'd reply:"I'm having octuplets. Tomorrow's my due date!".

He returned home, to his loyal, forgiving wife, Aunt Arctic (Thus renaming Gary: Uncle Arctic), who yet did not oh-so know that Her husband dressed like a woman. Fortunately, somewhere in China had won the lottery, earning 10,million monies. However, that was not too fortunate, as that has nothing to do with anything that ever happened in this story.

TO BE CONTINUED cont. 17th December 2012.