Board Thread:Introduce yourself!/@comment-32772883-20170804210039/@comment-32772883-20170804213031

It's a strange story, really. Two days ago, I awoke to a sloshing sound coming from my bathroom. Fearing that my toilet had overflown, I decided to investigate further. I discovered that the noise was simply my pet iguana lapping away at the waters of the lavatory. I watched as Iggy transformed from an old, wrinkly reptile to a perfectly round egg. It was at that moment I realized that my toilet had made my pet youthful again. I came to the conclusion that if I drank the water, then I too could rejuvenate. So here I am now, two cups of toilet water later, reverted back to my prepubescent state.