User blog comment:0 Berry/Ask Kitten/@comment-11336324-20131106222256

Well, since you didn't hear the story of ''the three little pigs' great uncle Jimmy who had two million hairy, steamin', hedgehogs, with pies in his face at all time, and yet, he was a goldfish (Not the animal; the food). that fell off three million cliffs and almost died but thank goodness he didn't and also this time where he went bababababababa on a cloud and fell off the cloud and onto the edge of the cliff that he fell on before and fell off that cliff and now he's in the hospital and 305/306 bones in his body were broken but he didn't die because he still had one bone left and it was a bone in his right foot; precisely the toe that was the second one from the left, which means it was the fifth one from the right, and yes, he was six-toed, did you at least hear the story of the three little pigs return with pie in all their faces who get attacked by the BIG BAD PENCIL and then they start attacking each other drinking tea with big beautiful boas all in the color cyan with pie in all their faces oops i already mentioned that so yeah and then the halloween party came and attacked all the pigs and everyone else had more tea and by the time they were done they all had knives sticking out of their bellybuttons had even more tea the end''?