User:PoriferaThief

About me
My first experience with anything Club Penguin related was back when I was a trading card freak, playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon off the chain. I look at all of the items in the cards corner at Target, and once I found a Card Jitsu Booster Pack. I didn't understand why buying cards that will never be used would be anything but inconvenient and useless.

"Club Penguin" enticed me when I realized I loved penguins. I also love zebras, skunks and cows for personal and natural reasons. It took me two years until I had the boredom accumulance and sugar consumption possible for me to type "clubpenguin.com" into the URL bar. I had my older sister with me as I giggled my way through logging in my first penguin, Salsoam, around July 2012. The next party introduced a canon voice for Cadence and her new song, and I thought it was a cheesy and ridiculous idea. Then I fell in love. I didn't know what stamps were but I stayed in the concert hall of the Ascent server for two hours. Something clicked and I wanted to hate Club Penguin, but I was smiling through the monitor.

I missed the two following parties; I never missed another.

I now write fanfictions and plan out creepypastas about Club Penguin mysteries. I love roleplaying alliances and plotlines. I mock the Pookie Community only because I need a proper friend to introduce me to the system, although I've learned a lot on my own. No, I don't hate pookies, they're adorable.

Mysterious information? Club Penguin Creepypastas? Odd, member-exclusive evidence of the mascots? Fansongs? Rumors? Headcanons? Ideas? Gossip? Glitches? Viruses? Technical mishaps? I urge you to notify me of these things. Even in the smallest such as "Hey once I got my penguin stuck under a layer when another player threw a snowball at me now I can't move. Weird, huh?"

Because that's happened to me.

I also like talking about ships. [Relation]ships other penguins have interest me, and I have quite a few of my own. *whispers Frankendence into the wind*

About my Penguins
I have two penguins: Salsoam, and Yellewow. Soon I'll provide a link to my blog page about them. I hate repeating things to an extent.

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Fandom Works

 * Writing:

Only one fanfiction has been created virtually: She's Into that Gossip for a Reason a creepypasta about the unwanted character in the Puffle Hotel. A red penguin who interviews for the CP Times investigates her history and finds a dastardly secret about her. This takes place during the grand opening of the Puffle Hotel

The Rainbow Puffle Cult was an idea I had for a long time, because I never trusted rainbow puffles. It's also a creepypasta.


 * MMD:

Humanizing things is something I have a knack for. I've been working on the humanizing of puffles for months now. I would release my designs through a 3D animation program called "MMD."

Humanizing the mascots is going to be harder, the fact that I like them as penguins is probably why.


 * Audio:

I've been making a Club Penguin playlist full of songs not from the game but connect to it. But I have a lot of Vocaloid songs and it would help to find more English songs.

Some of those songs:

"Story of Princess Snow White"

Swaggy Remix of "Online Game Addcits Chant"

"What Do You Mean?!"

"I Want to Eat a Tuna"

All of it is in Japanese, sorry.

I've been working on fancovers for songs so they directly pertain to Club Penguin. I make the lyrics too deep, though.

I have a list of headcanon voices for penguins who don't have canon voices yet.


 * Mistakes:

I thought Rookie, Bambadee and Petey K were girls. I thought PH was a boy, too.

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My contributions
Being an annoying little fly