User blog:Charlie the Penguin/What the CP Players Just Can't Stand

This is a song I thought of, planned out, and wrote within an hour.

CP players just can't stand

2013's changing of the art

CP players just can't stand

That the rainbow puffles fart

CP players just can't stand

How lame sponsored parties are

CP players just can't stand

What the new team's done so far

But the players kinda like it when they release non-member items

But then they're angry when they have to do a quest to try and find them

But you can't blame the team

'Cause the players are quite picky

And it's hard to find the things that will

Not make everyone complain!

(Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain)

CP players just can't stand

When they have nothing to do

CP players just can't stand

When they make rare items new

CP players just can't stand

How the parties are so lazy

CP players just can't stand

How the Pet Shop's gone to the babies

But the players like new body items that come after a wait

But then they're disappointed when they look like crap in-game

But you still can't blame the team

'Cause the players are still picky

And it's hard to find the things that will

Not make everyone complain!

(Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain)

The CP players just can't stand

How the game's a Disney brand

The CP players just can't stand

How new parties are in high demand

The CP players just can't stand

How new puffles have no depth

The CP players just can't stand

When the girls go and act like preps

But the players hate how Saraapril rants about Disney

Even though they spend lots of their time saying the same things

And here we all are still thinking

That this is the fault of the team

But come on, it's really hard to find the things that will

Not make everyone complain!

(Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain)

Not make everyone complain!

(Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain)

Not make everyone complain!

(Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain

Not make everyone complain)

Not make everyone complain!

-Charlie the Penguin: Don't just do something, stand there! 22:20, June 12, 2014 (UTC)