Pirate Translator 3000

The Pirate Translator 3000 is one of Gary's most recent and successful inventions. It consists of a microphone leading to  However, it only appears in the comic "Rockhopper Translator." In the comic, Gary makes an important announcment that he will test his Pirate Translater or Rockhopper. Here is the conversation in the comic:

Gary: Hello, everyone! Today we'll be testing my Pirate Translator 3000 on Rockhopper.

Rockhopper: Avast and ahoy me harties! Shiver me timbers! I have a blimey thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Smartly now, sailors, be there a buccaneer or landlubber to be me bucko and plunder me some cows grog?

Rockhopper Translator 3000: "Hello friends, could someone get me a glass of milk?"

Gary and Rockhopper Fan: Did he really say that?