User blog:FuzzyHamster/A Carrotish Ending!

Furry sat in his cage, thinking about life.

Evil suddenly bursts in!

"It's June 6 already, huh?" Furry guessed. "Eeyup," Evil answered. So the whole wiki sat and watched Furry being held above a pit of fire. "Furry, any last words?" Evil asked evily. "Yeah, I have them written down in my cage. Can you get them for me?" Furry asked. "Uhh...Sure," and Evil went to his cage to get Furry's last words.

Evil came back, holding a long sheet of toilet paper. "This?" Evil asked. "It's da only thing I could have wrote my last words on," Furry responded. Evil threw the toilet paper at Furry, but Furry didn't catch it, so it burned in the pit of fire. "What the heck man, my last words just burned," Furry said. That was too bad.

Furry started squirming around in the ropes he was tied in. "LOWER THE ROPES!" Evil shouted. "HOLD ON!" an unknown voice said.

"I AM THE CARROT GOD! I FORBID YOU OF BURNING FURRY!" The carrot god then shot Evil with a carrot beam. "AGH!" Evil screamed. He twirled around like a untalented ballerina and fell into the lava pit. "NOOO!!!" Evil screams, and those were his last words that werent written on toilet paper.

Furry got out of the ropes by the help of his wiki friends, and they went home...

THE END! :D