User blog:FuzzyHamster/Anti-Carrot Takeover 2 REVIVED

Greetings, puny users of this idiotic wiki. I am back, as you might say, from the TIME FREEZE that I made for the FROZEN PARTY. I made an old blog about this, but it was postponed due to the time freeze I mentioned earlier. I look forward to meeting all my new minions and the old ones. I know all of you will enjoy the execution of Furry.

So lets get to everything!

DIRECTIONS


 * BURN ALL THE CARROTS YOU CAN FIND!
 * CAPTURE ALL RABBITS AND PUT THEM IN CAGES!
 * BUILD A GOLD STATUE OF ME!
 * ACKNOWLEDGE MY AWESOMENESS!

RULES

1. No CARROTS WITH FREAKING RANCH!!!11one

2. No sweets of any kind unless you join my side.

3. You must eat vegetables BESIDES CARROTS!!!11one

4. NO JUSTIN BIEBER!

We will do the following things before the execution:

DAY ONE: August 22nd: All hell breaks loose as the takeover begins.

DAY TWO: August 23rd: We must find and capture Justin Bieber.

DAY THREE: August 24th: ''Play with legos! :D''

DAY FOUR: August 25th: Have an awesome sleepover in Hell.

DAY FIVE: August 26th: Capture Cookie Monster, he escaped last time, so check on him often.

DAY SIX: August 27th: Build portal to The Carrot Dimension.

DAY SEVEN: August 28th: Invade The Carrot Dimension.

DAY EIGHT: August 29th: Party in CP to celebrate on more day until Furry dies!

DAY NINE: August 30th: The day we have all been waiting for...Furry's death!

Okay then! So to all of those who were wondering, I fell into a lava pit during the last takeover. But then, a penguin by the name of Whisper revived me with the Monster Maker 3000, and then I turned HUMONGOUS! I am eating a 32x Double Decker right now, in fact. If you want to know how I sorta looked like, think of Titan-Infected Bane from Batman. So yeah.

F u r r y H a m s t e r 0 3   22:35, August 22, 2014 (UTC)

DAMN YOU, BRIGHT COLORS!

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