Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-3169402-20130323150555

Everyone please read this.

pookies, and mumu's are taking over the Pet Shop, and now the Puffle Hotel. In order to know about these disturbing monsters, you must read more. MORE.

How to know if someone is a pookie:
 * They are yellow.
 * They lie. For example, they say, "Needs Mumu More Then Fishy Needs Water!", or, "Smiles So Bright Mr Sun Is Jealous!" when actually, fish need water to live, and the sun is actually the brightest thing known to the world, and it cannot get jealous because it is not a living thing.
 * They talk in all caps. For example, Like This!
 * They are gross. For example, a pookie called a tum tum pookie/baby will scream out in the Pet Shop or a pretend hospital igloo, "FREE TUM TUM BABY!", "Needs Tummy!", or "FREE TUMMY POOKIE!" Some girl penguin that looks like a prep will scream out in the Pet Shop or a pretend hospital igloo, "FREE TUMMY!", or "FREE TUM TUM!" The pookie/baby will then get close to the mumu/mom, and it will say, "Hops In!", or, "Jumps!" Sometimes... pookies do this to random girl penguins that don't like them. They just randomly get close to a penguin in a random room, and they will say, "Hops In!" The girl will then scream and shout, and then maybe report the pookie. Then the pookie will say, "Kicks!", or, "Punches!", then it will say, "Comes Out!" There is a high chance the mom\mumu who gave birth will then abuse it by saying, "THROWS TO WALL","SLAPS", or "SKILLS" The pookie will then cry and run away. But sometimes mumu's will take care of random pookies that make them give birth to them, or put them in the Pet Shop.
 * They cry. For example, they say, "WAAAAAAA!!", or "Waaaaa!"
 * They dress ugly.
 * They sit in the Pet Shop all day.

Now you learned about how weird pookies are... but how about mumu's? They are basicly preps, but they are adults.

As you can see there is a picture on the left that shows Businesmoose admitting he thinks pookies are silly or weird.

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