User:American che/Awards you can get from me

Award Number One: This award is for when you gain my trust. Understand that if you lose my trust, you are no longer are nice enough to posess this award. If you gain it again, you get a different award (see third award).

Award Number Two: Now, you don't need my permission to get this one, just my consent. If you have synesthesia (of any kind, I know I just demonstrated grapheme-color), contact me on my talk page to get my consent. (Wait. Are consent and permission the same thing? Whatever.) I need to see that you have the Synesthesia template (shown below) and I will let you have it. And, they really need to change that template. Maybe with my pic? *wiggles eyebrows*




 * Neutral Award (half award, half unaward):
 * This award is for when you have lost my trust by doing some sort of offense (such as but not limited to, vandalizing a page I have created, hacking my account, etc.). However if you can prove to me that you have turned good, you get this award! Hooray, hoorah!
 * (This (un)award will not be awarded to any Walruses or Russian Ones. They are just too darn nasty. They are worse than the swine flu! Plus, I think one took my pass and threatened to vandalize Jesterbate/Sharkbate. Not cool, dude.)

More awards are to come, so im the meantime, stick around! (I may make a random 'nice' award and put it on almost everyone's page!