User blog:BellatrixTheMagicalPotato/Epic Rap Battles Of History: Princess Celestia VS Derpy Hooves

Ok, let's start!

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Announcer: BEGIN!

Derpy: Well, I'm pretty sure it sucks to be you, sittin' alone, all day on a throne, while I'm in my muffin home eatin' muh muffins.

Celestia: Excuse me, I think you should have a brain check, I'm not alone, I have my fellow princesses. And no wonder you're vain, you're such a pain, eating all of that cheap grain!

Derpy: Well, I doubt anybody likes you, you're being such a pain, I'm on T-shirts, Key chains coffee cups and more! Gary: COFFEEEE!!!

Celestia: Get your facts right, you silly pegasus, I have a whole fan club, and so what if you are on my sister's coffee cup? You just have some merchandise and I have the whole of Equestria! If it was possible, I'd slice you and your ego in two!

Derpy: Oh shut your muffin hole, If I had the chance, I'd crush you to the soles of your golden horseshoes!

Celestia: Oh, you've gone too far, I'm way better than you, I could rise or bring down the sun in a single stroke, and you could barely stop from destroying a building!

Annoucncer: WHO WINS? YOU DECIDE!