User:American che/My Story


 * So, you managed to stumble onto my page, eh? Well, while you're here, let me tell you some things about my penguin, American Che.
 * Well, you see, American Che was made, sort of out of spite and copycattedness. (Is that a word? I'm pretty sure it's not.) My friend was bugging and bugging and bugging me to get a Club Penguin account. I got so fed up that I said fine, and that I would make one. I made one and almost immediately lost the password. (Even to this day, I'm not sure of the name or the pass. But it's definitely older than Che.)
 * Then, during the summer, I was bored to death. Honestly, since I'm an only child and my street is filled with gangsters (well, not gangsters, but shady looking people. You know what I mean, right?), I decided to make a Club Penguin account. It was July (2007), which means that the Water Party was going on. The first one. The second one stunk. My friend (who I'm going to codename Jane, because I'm getting sick of typing "my friend") had told me that her Club Penguin username was Americancheze. (I think that's how you spell it, I'm not really sure.) So, to spite her, I started to name my penguin "American Cheese", because I wanted to copy her name. So, I typed in, "A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N C-H-E--"
 * And that's when it cut me off. Apparently, "American Cheese" was not an option. I tried desperately to make the second "e" appear, but no luck.
 * So, I was a little bummed, because what kind of name is "American Che"? Dorkese? When Jane and I met on Club Penguin, she knew that I had tried to copy her. And I admitted it at our violin lesson.
 * Now, I noticed penguins wearing clothes around the Halloween Party of '07. I wanted cool clothes like those! I ran into the Gift Shop and tried to buy a Halloween costume when--
 * "Oops!
 * This feature is only available to members of Club Penguin.
 * We would love to have you join.
 * If you would like to see more,
 * please click the button below.
 * (and then there was a button that said "Become a member")"
 * Well, that did it. I begged my parents to get me a Club Penguin membership. Surprisingly, they let me have it, and so that's how I became a member!
 * That was two years ago. And now, I'm absolutely obsessed with CP.
 * So run along, young ones. *rocks in rocking chair* Ah, the good times. *falls asleep, then head hits back of chair and wakes up* Agah! I always do that!