Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-24044015-20140209020148/@comment-24345690-20140224224531

SPIT!

BOOM!

**club penguin dies*** IN HEAVEN:!!!

Hi im joe!

Im SingerChickFunk!

That's great. im sorry.. There's no room in heaven, you can go in that place... DOWN THE HALL.

No! Cant u make room?

**joe gets annoyed*** NO!!! GOSH DARN IT JUST GO!

Sigh! Fine.. O.O well this is going to be FUN... **mutters** NOT..

**Barney greets SingerChickFunk.** HI! LETS SING ABOUT DRUGS! LA LA DRUGS ARE YUMMY IN MY LA LA TUMMY!

**SingerChickFunk SCREAMS!** **The unplugged arcade machine's soul is next to him, and he laughs and sings along. The singing gets louder, and your screaming gets louder. Joe starts opening and closing his mouth and singing*** DRUGS ARE YUMMY....

**SingerChickFunk screams at them and screams at them as she backs up into a steaming pit of lava.*** OWW! Make it END!

**The arcade machine comes up to you.**

SIGH!WELL, IF YOU WANT TO SOO MUCH! Hop in!

But youre dead! I cant "hop in!" You're your soul!

JUST DO IT YOU FREAK!

Fine! Jeez..

**SingerChickFunk hops in and immediately returns to Club Penguin, where all the mods are celebrating in the rubbish of CP!**

Yay! Polo Field, they are all gone! Now I can retire!

But Megg, what about Gary? Wont he be upset?

Hm! I don't know, but why should I care har har

**she starts to gasp** I thought the mods were nice!

Wut? ***Tarlic Goast hears**

We are too nice! **pouts!!**

Umm ok!


 * SingerChickFunk fixes the place up. The mods are mad**

I COULDA RETIRED!

It's ok. Im sure you will someday. But most likely you'll just get fired!

YAY!

YAY! YAY!

**they cheer and then Barney falls from you know where in the sky and starts to sing.**

EVERYBODY SING!

Drugs are yummy la la in my tummy...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The end. Tell me if you liked it. It's called the evil arcade machine!