User blog:Classified I.D/waddle all on episode I

WADDLE ALL ON EPISODE I

O nce upon a time there was a penguin called Rocet man and he always wanted to have someone to hang with he always ate at at a table for two by himself and he never hang out with anyone. knew he must look cool so he bought everything that's new and tried to look cool but he never had any friends but one day he was offered the chance of a lifetime: 04/12/14 "Better get another fish burger" he said gloomily I wish I could be as great as penguin pal he thought What makes him so awesome everyone talks about him I wish I was like him. A voice behind him said "Maybe you can." "What the... did you just read my mind?" "Yes, yes i did. Now take this." and he handed him a pad like object "who are..."but before he could finish the penguin disappeared. He looked at the pad and noticed a button in each corner. "clever" he muttered he hit the buttons and the screen lit up. a recorded message started up "Congratulations you activated it you have proven to be dumb lucky or an excellent choice for an agent. if you have ever heard of penguin pal he is famous because he has saved many lives via the EPF..." he didn't hear the rest because he was thinking of being famous "... if so hit the red button if not hit the green one and go on with your life." immediately he hit the red button and was then whooshing through the air except no one could see him he then found himself in front of the everyday phoning facility "this is how i'm gonna be famous at a phone facility?" he walked inside and it was usual people were on the computers calling on phones the phone was ringing wait the phone doesn't ring this is where you call penguins not where they call you i have to see this it's probably a prank he answered the phone

to be continued