User blog comment:Merbat/Penguin Days/@comment-1868175-20100307230937

Alright sonny,listen here. I am as old as dirt. I am 555. I'm older then Sensei. Now listen here fella's. The tale I'm about to tell you,is a true tale. The tale of intreed! Suspense! (whistles) And misrepensantation! (plays drums) *bum bum bum*. I am yelling at kids to get off my lawn. *cough* And I have a cane I am so old *trips* Owwww my back!