User blog:Slippy64653/Ask Slippy (Based on Ask Ashley from All That)

Episode One: OPEN YOUR BEAK!

Its time foor Ask Slippy!

"Thats me!" said Slippy. "Today we have a letter from Rookie! Dear, Slippy, Thats Me! Heres what it says:"

"Slippy, I really like drinking things but whenever I try using a straw, the straw always pokes me on the face. Slippy what should I do?"

"Well heres my advice for you Rookie. TRY OPENING YOUR BEAK! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF PROBLEM IF YOU JUST OPENED YOUR BEAK AND GOT THE STRAW IN YOU MOUTH. Oh I am Roookie, and I am an idiot boy since I don't know how to use straws. BLAH BLAH BLAH."