User blog:Jupiter5/OMG GUESS WHAT

Hello people of the world, It is I. Jupiter5, your Supreme Overlord, speaking to you in the form of my first blog post, and possible my only.

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ON SEPTEMBER 14th, 2010 I WILL GO UP ONE YEAR IN AGE!

If you guessed correctly what that means, then you guessed correctly. However, if you didn't guess correctly, then you guessed incorrectly. (The repetitiveness of that sentence was intended)

I AM ABOUT TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY!!!

So, sometime before or after my Birthday, there will be an EXCLUSIVE V.I.P. PARTY FOR ALL OF MY FAVORITE CPW FRIENDS!!!

Also, if you don't tell me happy birthday, I 'will' find you.

And I will kill you.

Love,

Jupiter5

P.S. If anything that I said in this post sounded stupid, it was meant to be A COMEDIC POST. So, that's why I signed it "Love, Jupiter5."