User:TurtleShroom

I'M NOT QUITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If I'm a dictator, who cares?!

I might as well embrace it.

Hail TurtleShroom! ...I guess.

My New Title:

Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie

That's German for "The Absoulte energy, the feared turtle mushroom, dictator of the Penguin encyclopedia".

However, after a church sermon, I halted all discrimination, so you won't have to worry about anything like that.



Barkjon: the best thing since Sliced Bread
The title says it all.

BARKJON RULES!

The Turtlenators say "Hail TurtleShroom!", but I say "BARKJON RULES!". He's a better leader than I am, so listen to him more than me. He's got big plans, and I'm nearing obsoetion (I use Office 2003 and enjoy hymns in a world of streamlining and rock and roll). Of course, I may catch up in my ways, but Barkjon's the future.

Barkjon's awesome like that.

TurtleShroom, CPW Dictator

Jesus Loves you and died for you!
For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.

For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.


 * - John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible

Welcome All
Last Sunday (as of writing this), my church pastor held a sermon, citing the book of James in the Bible, a book I never heard of.

I need the information I read that day:

Copied and Pasted from the Word of God, NIRV, James 2:8-9... "8 The royal law is found in Scripture. It says, 'Love your neighbor as you love yourself.'—(Leviticus 19:18) If you really keep that law, you are doing what is right. 9 But you sin if you don't treat everyone the same. The law judges you because you have broken it."

I'll remember that when I do my dictating. Welcome all. That includes homosexuals. The Wiki awaits!

w:c:clubpenguin: Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) Speak to the Webmaster! I command you! 23:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

My Weirdest CP Quotes
Why do I say these things?!

My Signature
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Subpages
Thanks to the brilliance of Sockpuppets, there will be a Best of the Best awards system where I (alone) pick the best of the best in each category. Obviously, I can't pick my own items (that would be STUPID).

User:TurtleShroom/Best


 * Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!

HUZZAH!

View it here!


 * I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.

User:TurtleShroom/Memory Lane

God says don't discriminate... so I won't.

Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me

 * I support New Start in its no-discrimination policies.




 * I have a secret.


 * I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.


 * I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).


 * I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.


 * Even though FireFox is a much better browser, I will always use Internet Explorer. I can't really explain why, but I just like it... I guess.


 * I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.


 * I am currently fifteen (15) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).


 * I need a life.


 * I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.


 * This is Edit #3000!


 * I REALLY need a life. Seriously.


 * Anyone who has totalitarian rule on a wiki needs a life.


 * I have seen pieces of toast with more of a life than me.


 * I have received hate mail... A LOT.


 * Any criticism of any kind swarms me with guilt that haunts me for hours upon hours.


 * That Fred guy on YouTube has more of a life than I do... and that's not saying much! Fred is a freak!


 * I need a life, I really need a life.

Fear
For all honesty, I am afraid of:

1. Fictional Mutation (like the man-to-monster, not real world). I saw a show once where that happened in full, the only censor being a sillouette. Any form of mutation (into a monster real world does not bother me) officially frightens me. I STILL get shaky when thinking about it.

2. The death of my family members. My great-grandmother particularly. The good thing, though, is that as believers in Christianity, I always make it through, since my religion states a paridise for believers.

3. Tornadoes. Nothing is scarier than a swirling vortex of death ripping apart your building (I've only had tornado WARNINGS, not actual funnel clouds, but I panic). Yet, I enjoy watching tornadoes on the television.

4. Lack of censorship. Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.

5. I am a clean freak. This may not be a fear, but I wash my hands quite a bit.

6. Criticism/hate mail of my actions. One hatred and I feel guilt for hours on end.

Miscellaneous
Where else could I put these?

I'm Proud to be an American!
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''This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!''

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Awards
I finally figured out what that saying means. Awards will fade. Respect, trust, friendship, God, and happiness will not. It means more to me when users decide to stay in times of turmoil than any virtual trophy does. It's the stability of the wiki and trust of the community that truly matters.

This is Actually Hilarious
 ===Nine Ways to Die - by Bubby=== 


 * Look at Turtleshroom's face
 * I have pimples and facial hair. The acne may do it. -TS


 * Look at his edits
 * OH, THE HORROR! What agony to look at beneficial additions! -TS


 * Look at his shirt
 * Usually, it's a Bible shirt, a colored shirt, or shirts I got from events I have attended in the past. I have a few American shirts and two those "Just Say No to Drugs" school shirts.


 * Look at his awards
 * Or your poorly drawn ones with boxes and "TS IS NOT A KING!".


 * Look at Turtleshroom likers
 * Most of the wiki.


 * Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
 * Or, just look at the box. It's REALLY, REALLY poorly drawn.


 * Talk to TurtleShroom
 * Like you did to me. Wait, you're dead now!


 * Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
 * Lots of dead penguin bodies nowadays.


 * Even if you say "TurtleShroom"!
 * Look, you just died... TWICE!


 * --Bubby00000 18:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Templates
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Image Gifts
Then there's this:

Affliations
There are a few CP coallitions (or armies) which I am affliated with.


 * THE NACHOS
 * Rank: None


 * DIGITAL SPIRAL ALLIANCE
 * Rank: Computer Genius (mechanist)