User blog:AnonymousDuckLover/To Do List

This is a list of things you should do with your life. If you do everything before you die, you will get the ultimate template.

1)create a sockpuppet

2)become a chat mod with that sock puppet.

3)ban CPChatBot from chat with that sock puppet.

4)hire 2 private investigators and have them follow each other all day.

5)eat lunch

6)eat a ghost chili

7)cough up that ghost chili

8)spam in chat

9)watch every episode of the Simpson's ever made.

10)swim in a pool of electric water

11)bite your pinkie off

12)stub your toe

13)write a 1000000 page essay on how to cut you toenails

14)stub your nose

15)slam you finger in a door

16)create an MMORPG that nobody plays.

17)kill Justin bieber

18)make a clone of yourself

19)kill your clone

20)poke your eyes 100 Times fast.

21)build everything phineas and ferb built in an hour.

22)write a to do list

23)get lost in the woods

24)bite your toenails to stubs

25)get lost at the airport before the flight home with your family, and have your family fly home without you.

26)eat a fried taco

27)place something in the most obvious place, then destroy your house looking for it.

28)Rob a bank, but steal nothing but a lollipop

29)go to the bathroom

30)watch gangnam style 99999999999999999999999999999999 Times.

31)get a job at McDonald's

32)Get fired from McDonald's for eating a big Mac without paying for it.

33)jump up and down, while rubbing your belly, patting your head, and singing jingle bells.

34)use the force

35)predict the future

36)invent a new game.

37)stay awake 10 years strait

38)invent a time machine

39)fart

40)say are we there yet annoyingly during a car ride

41)spy on Mickey Mouse

42)retire

43)write a book and get it published

44)become the ruler of some country nobody knows about

45)start a world war

46)ask what time is it

47)demand a recount on a contest you don't care about

48)start a Wiki

49)blink 47259163492 Times strait

50)become multilingual

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