User blog:HowADerpDerp/Story Time - Old Man Hobo's life in Club Penguin, Part 1



"Hawt dog, I gots me a lollipop!" screamed Old Man Hobo, waving a mouldy lollipop about.

"Jeez, go away weirdo." said a girl penguin walking by. Old Man Hobo had his head in the clouds... or actually trash bin.

Old Man Hobo threw his walking stick at the little girl "Respect ya olders, you whipperschnappah!" he screamed, and then went out on the streets of the Pizza Parlor to show everyone his mouldy lollipop.

A little penguin was walking with his mommy and pet puffle when Old Man Hobo walked up to them.

"D'ya want my lollipop?" Old Man Hobo said as he rubbed in the mommy's face. It was stuck to her face.

She sighed. "There is something wrong with penguins..." She said as she looked down at her little penguin and puffle.

"Raaawr!" shouted Old Man Hobo. He had found a dragon costume.

"Aaagh!" all of the other penguins screamed and ran away.

Rookie was peering out from the stage door, and he rang the director. "Um, director? There is a penguin scaring other penguins away.. what do I do?"

-Continued in Part 2-Old Man Hobo VS the EPF!-