User blog:Iceguy163/Emoji Army: Recording 2

5:00 PM

 * The ponies are derping around*

Derpy: My students...you have graduated from Derp Class! :D

Every single pony ever: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stick: What.

Derpy: WHATTHEASTICKMAN!?

Stick: I am become one of you now.

Derpy: oh.

Stick: Can I am marry somebody?

Derpy: k.


 * Everybody goes to Stick's wedding and then forgets about it an hour later*

Stick: Yay.

Celestia: I am bored.

Stick: K, marrying somebody else.

6:00 PM to 8:00 PM

 * Stick runs to Jewel*

Stick: Go to my wedding.

Jewel: What.


 * Stick marries a secret person*

Time repeats until 8:00

8:00 PM
Stick: Jewel, I have no wife.

Jewel: Marry me.

Stick: k.


 * Wedding starts, but Blu barges in halfway*

Blu: Do NOT marry him!

Stick: Why.

Blu:

1. You're related for some reason.

2. I do NOT want to imagine a pony-bird hybrid.

3. I'm the same species as her, begin the wedding.

Everybody ever: Okay.


 * Blu and Jewel get married, the end, and then a cactus stole their jetpack and left them stranded in the desert with 2 monkeys.*

Blu: What.


 * But it was revealed to be a plan by an evil banana to send monkeys to the middle of the desert.*

Jewel: I don't get this.


 * But then one of the monkeys got out a security camera revealing that the emojis were spying on them this whole time.*

Blu: WHAT IS THAT?!

Gene: AS YOU CAN SEE I'M AN EMOJI!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gene scares Blu and Jewel to the point where they fall down on the same cactus that stole their jetpack*

Blu: What the?


 * High Five kidnaps Blu and Jewel*

Jailbreak: Get back to your average monkey business, monkeys.

Monkey: K.


 * this gets on the news an hour later*

9:00 PM
Banana: Attention! Jewel and Blu were kidnapped by walking emojis, and I know about this for some reason!

Stick: Oh no!


 * Red climbs into his house and makes him forget about the news*

Stick: Oh. Boring news.


 * Red goes back to the emoji HQ.

11:00 PM to 12:00 AM

 * Gene walks in*

Gene: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wata: MY BIG EARS!!!!!!

Seth: I'LL SAVE YOUR LOAFERS!!


 * Seth summons his stand, Big Cheese*

Gene: Uh oh.


 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGrfurZaNQ plays in the background*

Seth: BIGO CCCCCHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


 * Big Cheese punches Gene so much that he looks like he made the wrong face*

Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Big Cheese: DORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORA.....................ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!


 * Big Cheese knocks Gene to a wall*

Seth: Ok, we need to work on that battle cry.

Big Cheese: My cheese is big.

Seth: Special move...

Gene: You have a special move?

Big Cheese: LITTLE CHEESE!


 * Big Cheese summons Little Cheese*

Big Cheese: BIG CHEESE...

Little Cheese: LITTLE CHEESE.......


 * Big Cheese and Little Cheese charge at Gene*

Gene: OH N-

Big & Little Cheese: COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gene gets rekt by Big & Little Cheese*

Gene: CCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE CAN FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!


 * Poopdaddy arrives*

Seth: No.


 * Poop sits on Little Cheese*

Little Cheese: MYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!


 * Little Cheese explodes*

Poop: YOU SHALL BITE ZA DUSTO!

Big Cheese: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


 * Big Cheese throws Poop into the trash can*

Big Cheese: INTO THE TRASH YOU GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


 * Big Cheese closes the trash can and summons a garbage truck*

Seth: GARBAGOOOOOO TTTTTRRRRRRRUUCK!!


 * Seth destroys the garbage truck, destroying poop in the process*

Gene: PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Seth: He was always crap.

Yoshi: Good burn, let me join the party.

Gene: Don't, or else I'll destroy your favorite anime character.

Yoshi: Anime is FAKE!!!!!!!!!!


 * Yoshi pounds Gene*

Gene: Go, Jailbreak!!!!!!


 * Jailbreak pounds Yoshi*

Yoshi: Nice pwn, I'M THE LEGENDARY HERO!!


 * Yoshi powers up while the music speeds up*

Stick: YOU ARE NOT THE LEGENDARY HERO!!!!!!!


 * Stick pounds Yoshi*

Yoshi: I AM!!!!!!


 * Stick and Yoshi fight*

Gene: Just a few more minutes until the Emojipocalypse begins.


 * 10 minutes later, High Five comes to the scene while Stick and Yoshi stop fighting*

Stick: NOW STOP BEING A LEGENDARY HERO!!!!

Yoshi: I will when you become a bird.

Stick: I WAS ALWAYS A BIRD!!!!!!

Yoshi: You're a pony now.

Stick: GRRRR!!!!!!!

Wata: Ok, I shall join the party.


 * Wata summons his loafer army*

Seth: Let's do it!


 * Big Cheese throws explosive loafers at Gene*

Gene: I....


 * More explosives are fired*

Gene: WILL...


 * Big Cheese powers up*

Gene: MAKE...


 * Big Cheese throws even more explosives*

Gene: THE....


 * Big Cheese grabs Gene*

Gene: RIGHT...


 * Big Cheese pounds Gene*

Gene: FACE!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gene powers up, pushing everybody as the music slows down*

Gene: HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


 * Gene fires an energy blast that would make Goku proud*


 * 1 minute later, the emojipocalypse starts*

Gene: Hehehe....

Seth: Dang...


 * Gene laughs endlessly as everybody turns into an emoji*

Gene: I've won...