User blog:Knc1w2h3n4c5t/Theory: The Object Under the Tarp in the Gold Mine is a TIME MACHINE

I have a theory as to what machine is under the tarp in the Gold Mine. It'll be a time machine, maybe the Time Trekker 3000. My theory is that the tarp will be removed with the launch of CPNext. CPNext allows for infinite amounts of rooms, in theory, so the Time Machine could allow us to go back to previous parties. So what do you think it is?