User blog comment:123kitten1/Restaurant Owners-Please Read/@comment-4504103-20121212170835


 * Uses De-insta-detonator 3000 to rebuild Peng-Fil-A*

Peng-Fil-A has a secret: In every Peng-Fil-A restaurant, there is a hidden Solar Ray which, when activated, send out blasts of pure solar energy to destroy anything you want. Unfortunately, it needs the Sun's light to work, and if anything blocks out the Sun, then... no working doomsday device for anybody... So it can't work in a blackout, in a Halloween Party or at night.