User blog comment:Hubert P. Enguin/Attention all pathetic rebels/@comment-32964302-20150125034416

Me: It's you! I, Guardian of the entire Solar System, may stop yo-

Burnbrain: Hey. Hold that thought, "Guardian". I haven't appeared in DAYS! I shall defeat you, so Hubert may takeover the Galaxy.

Me: Really? Just try. My sword will slice yo-


 * Burnbrain mind controls me*

Burnbrain: Anyway, Darth Hubert, may I join you? I promise to bring the entire Super Villain League to our side as our minions.