User blog:ThatYoshi8/Shy Guy Takeover 2

Ten-hut! I am General Guy, so you know the Shy Guy Takeover, happened about years ago; But now, I'm back! You see, I was the one who freed ThatYoshi8, i freed him because... Doesn't matter! You see, He's trapped "again" in this cage, After 10 days, I will lower down the cage, And the cage sinks on this boiling pot of lava, and finally take over this wiki! Or maybe, even the world! So join the army, and DON'T be a coward like these members of mine. So you say you want to help ThatYoshi8? Ha! That's not possible with my army, If you want to try, Join as a Yoshi. But like Yoob said, "That's useless!"! Haha! Let's see after 10 days.... Oh and by the way, here are the events....

Events

 * Feb. 3 2015 - Recruit some (coward) Shy Guys to the army.
 * Feb. 4 2015 - Kidnap every chat mod, admin, and b-crat!
 * Feb. 5 2015 - Steal Apj's cake(s)
 * Feb. 6 2015 - Recruit even more Shy Guys!
 * Feb. 7 2015 - The Most Epic Staring Contest! Winner gets to be General for 1 day!
 * Feb. 8 2015 - Throw trash and laugh at poor people's faces
 * Feb. 9 2015 - The Shy Guy Quiz! Winner wins 10,000$ (that was robbed)!
 * Feb. 10 2015 - Cook Penguin-Pal's parrot
 * Feb. 11 2015 - Burn a statue of ThatYoshi8
 * Feb. 12 2015 - Cage Lowering!!!!!!