Board Thread:Watercooler/@comment-28442840-20171119020249/@comment-5814264-20171222211807

The Murrmaid went to the ocean to drown himself, however, he had forgotten that he is a mermaid, and can breath underwater. Ryan, who was making a slow recovery, went to the beach to talk to the Murrmaid.

"How'd you know I was here?" The Murrmaid asked.

"I remembered you were a mermaid, and knew mermaids liked to live in water," Ryan replied.

"You know, I used to live in the ocean. I grew up in it, thinking I'd never be able to walk on land, but then, one day, 4 years ago, Chili Q turned my mother into a Chili Cheese Dog, and ate her. I didn't mind much, since she had secretly killed me when I was a baby, so I had hopped up on land, and thanked Chili Q. He then offered me a position in his gang. I almost declined, but then I realized I was on land, and breathing, so I happily agreed to the position in his gang." The Murrmaid started crying, as the words of his backstory saddened him.

"I wish I could breath right now," Ryan said, gasping for air.