User blog:Limssr/Limssr Crashes The Fair

NOTE: I wrote this in September 2012

Starfire 777 crashed the Fall Fair even before it started. All the penguins screamed and cried. They kicked Starfire—at least they tried to.

The uppies growled. No one was as disappointed as the pookies, though. They all wailed and cried and threw tantrums, had fits, screamed, and lost their tempers. Mumus tried their best to make the pookies feel better. It was no use; there was point in trying. One mumu even tried to make a fake Fall Fair, but when her pookie tried to go to the fair, it all crashed down, collapsed into nothing, and turned into dust. Then the whole island, even the 200-and-something penguins on Starfire’s buddy list, turned and glared at Starfire. She simply shrugged.

“Just doing what the ad told me to do is all,” she said. “You penguins are hilarious.” Then she walked away, laughing at how crazy the penguins had acted. Later that night, a pookie, her mumu, and bro watched the Sesame Street. A commercial break came on, interrupting the show. The commercial advertised crashing the Fall Fair. All three sets of eyeballs bulged.

“What. The. Penguin?!” screeched the mumu. “I AM GOING TO SUE THEM!” she declared.

Billybob, Happy, and Screenhog all rolled their eyes. “They are weird.” The End