User:Sharkbate/Sensei's Sushi Shop II

Sensei's Sushi Shop Written by: Hat Pop and Sharkbate -

It was a quiet day. Hat Pop was cleaning her igloo and Lemon (her puffle) was waiting for Icer (Snowman 1001's puffle) to come over. While he waited, he was watching some television. All of a sudden, the "Sensei's Sushi Shop" commercial popped up. Lemon did an evil grin and got the phone. He dialed the number "1-800-SUS-HIXD", which was the number for Sensei's Sushi Shop.

"Hello, welcome to Sensei's Sushi Shop's automatic voice mail. Press 1 to speak to Sensei and order some sushi. Press 2 to ask for help. Press 3 to talk to Perry the Platypus."

Lemon did a strange look about number 3. Anyway, he used his tongue pressed 1.

"Please hold"

Music started playing

Music: Doo bee doo bee doo bah'''

"Thank you for holding. Here is Sensei."

"Yelllow?" Sensei said.

"Hey, that song reminds me of my master!" Lemon said.

"Oh, hi!" Lemon said again.

"What? Yelllow is a song?" Sensei asked.

"Huh? Oh no no, the song that played during the hold process thing." Lemon corrected.

"Ohh...okay. Anyway, Hi! What some sushi?" Sensei asked.

"Yes, yes I do!" Lemon responded.

"Okay, well, I'll need your penguin colour, penguin clothes, and name!" Sensei said.

"Uhh...I'm not a penguin." Lemon said.

"Huh? Then what are you?" Sensei asked, confused.

"A puffle!" Lemon said, happily.

"WHA!?! PUFFLES CAN'T TALK!!!" Sensei said.

"What? Yes I can!" Lemon said.

"Oh...well... Peng-whoops...Puffle colour, puffle c-wait...puffles don't wear clothes...uhh...and name, please!" Sensei said, with many errors.

"Oh okay! My colour is yellow and my name is Lemon!" Lemon answered.

"Mmmm...lemo-nevermind." Sensei said.

"Are you platypus oriented? If that makes sense?" Sensei asked.

"Wha?" Lemon asked.

"Oh...uhh...nevermind. It's not like I watch this show called Phineas and Ferb everyday, uhh...heh, that'd be silly!" Sensei said.

"Riiiigggghhhttt" Lemon said, slowly.

"Anyway, I'd just like some sushi!" Lemon said.

"Okay! One box of lemon-I mean...Sushi, coming up! Address please!" Sensei said.

"Uhhh..." Lemon mumbled.

"You DO have an owner, don't you?" Sensei asked.

"Yeah, Hat Pop is her name." Lemon said.

"Ah, the legendary HP. Okay, I'll send it to her place." Sensei said.

"Okay! Thanks! Bye!" Lemon said in one big breath.

Lemon rolled (or whatever) all the way back home. He saw the box and brought it into the house. Half way in, he noticed the tag said lemons, not sushi.

"GAH! I WANTED LEMONS!" Lemon said.

"Meh, I guess they'll do." Lemon said, a bit calmed down.

"Oh HAT POP!!! I got you some su-uhh...lemons?" Lemon said in an odd tone.

"Lemons? Why would you get lemo-" Hat Pop was cut off because Lemon chucked a lemon at her.

Icer finally arrived and walked in. He saw Lemon chucking more lemons at Hat Pop.

Icer whispers to Lemon, "Hey! What'd I miss?"

"Oh nothing, just me pelting Hat Pop with lemons." Lemon responded.

"Mmm, lemons!" Icer said, happily.

Icer got a lemon and ate the whole thing in one gulp.

Lemon looked at him strangely.

"What? I'm hungry!" Icer said.

"Uhh...yeah...umm...what about the peel?" Lemon asked.

"What peel?" Icer asked.

"Ugh...Oh nevermind..." Icer said rolling his eyes, forming a grin on his face.