User blog:Addy1234/Epic Rap Battles of Penguinstry!!!Rory vs Jet Pack Guy!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PENGUINSTRY!!!

p.s:i left one of the parts entirely with lower case to show Jet Pack Guy was all dramatic.


 * Jet Pack Guy:I`m not gonna let you or your Jack Hammer be so wonderfully!I`m Jet Pack Guy mother-puffle!Maybe you`ve heard of me!I`m flying so high!You can`t even jump!Put the jack hammer down!It`s ruining everyone`s fun!SInce when has anyone known your name!I would be surprised if you got ONE bit of fame!your the least epic penguin to walk the earth.so let`s face it rory,your going to get hurt.Raw Rhymes!Stronger than my silver line-ing on my pack!Your starting to tire me,so hit the sack!I`m afraid i`m with everyone that`s gonna say no!Your feeling rather brave?Then,lay some on me bro!


 * Rory:They say your a great penguin,but however,i`m not impressed!You need to stop hating Herbert,and teach him to be the best!You`ve got a tuxedo!Yet you say "Wazzzzzzup!"!So cheesy that it`s like i`m rapping against pizza!Agents,need a model and you fit!Cause your had to be glued from tiny bits!I can make anything!Your just tactical!So quit your operations!Our at least check out my mall!Your a bad man with no chance!You can`t even look at me!Quit the EPF!That`s waht it should be!Now get the heck out of that runt!Cause i`m looking forward to kicking your butt!


 * Jet Pack Guy:Whatever!That mother-puffle got you real mad!Ask anyone and they would say i`m rad!


 * Rory:Now let me be clear!Don`t get it twisted!Let`s see how your face is after my jack hammers kissed it!


 * Jet Pack Guy:Well,your a bad construction worker!


 * Rory:Yeah,well your stupid!


 * Jet Pack Guy:Your stupid!


 * Rory:Nuh-Uh!


 * Jet Pack Guy:Yuh-Huh!


 * Rory:Grrrrrrr...


 * Jet Pack Guy:Grrrrr...


 * Random Puffle:Squeak!

Who Won!?

Who`s Next!?

You Dicide!!!