User blog:1joshuarules/The 1joshuarules Adventures - Movie Mania

Besides being an EPF agent, Tour Guide, coffee shop employee, and adventurer, I am now an actor. Here's a lesson for you though; show business isn't all it's cracked up to be, which is a lesson I learned the hard way in a story I like to call Movie Mania. . . "FREEZE!" the cop yelled, as he cornered me next to a wall. I turned around and spotted a window, which I could use to escape. "I can't believe I'm doing this." I whispered, and charged through the window, leaving a penguin-shaped hole in it. Luckily, I landed safely, but I could hear the cop waddled down the stairs. I quickly looked for a way to escape, and I spotted it: The cop's idling police car. With no choice, I hopped into the cop's car and put the peddle to the metal. "How did I even get myself into this?" I shouted. And you may be wondering the same thing. Luckily, I can bring you up to speed. It was another normal day. I had just waddled home from walking Samuel, when I noticed that my Covert Agent Station had opened up, showing a hologram of the Director. "Hello 1joshuarules," the Director said, "The Hollywood Party has begun, and I heard you want to become a actor. Lucky for you, I've arranged for you to get an audition for the main role in the upcoming movie, High Speed Getaway." "Really? This is awesome!" I exclaimed, "Thanks Director!" "Indeed it is. Just remember to say that I sent you." "Gotcha!" I said, and I quickly waddled out of my igloo to the door to the movie's set, where I met a bouncer. "You got a backstage pass?" the bouncer asked. "The Director sent me." I said. "Oh, so you're here for the audition, eh? The movie's director is right inside. He'll judge you on your performance." The bouncer said, and unlocked the door and let me in, before closing the door behind me. I waddled in, admiring the scenes, when I heard, "1joshuarules? It that you? I didn't know you were here for the movie!" I turned around to find a penguin in the director's chair, who was none other than my best friend, Paultropica6. "Paultropica6, you're the director of High Speed Getaway? How did that happen?" "Oh, funny story. I used to be the camera man, until the director quit because he didn't get his own parking space. After that, I became the director. Are you here for the auditions?" Paultropica6 asked. "Yeah. I'm here for the part of the main character." I said. "Well, you can have it! I mean, sure you're my best friend, but I've seen you act. You rock!" Paultropica6 said. "Oh, thanks." I replied. "Just come back here tomorrow for filming. Oh, and don't forget this backstage pass." Paultropica6 said, handing me my pass. I put it on, and waddled back to my igloo. The next day, I sprung out of bed and raced to the set, stopping at the door. The bouncer noted my pass immediately, and opened the doors, which I noted didn't have their locks anymore. "There you are, 1joshuarules!" Paultropica6 said. "What's up?" I asked. "I'm glad you're here. We're about to shoot. Come on." Paultropica6 replied, and dragged me off to filming. After a couple of days, the filming ended, and the much anticipated Awards Show started. And that's when I heard my spy phone buzzing. I answered the call and heard Paultropica6 talking. "How's it going?" I asked. "Awesome, for both of us!" Paultropica6 answered, "We both have been nominated for awards!" "Really? Then count me in!" "The awards are tomorrow. It'll be great. We'll come up on the stage, accept our award, and afterwards, Aunt Arctic will interview us!" "Aweso - Wait, did you say that Aunt Arctic will be interviewing us?" I asked. "Yeah - Is that a problem?" Paultropica6 asked. "Um, no. I was just wondering." I said, before closing down my phone. "Oh no . . ." I said to myself, "If Aunt Arctic interviews me, I, or she, might reveal the secret. I have to find a way to avoid that . . ." The next day, I still hadn't come up with a solution, and before I knew it, I heard the awards announcer bring out Paultropica6. Suddenly, out of the backstage door popped a penguin that looked just like me. "Where am I now?" he asked, "Wait - Are you 1joshuarules?" he asked. "Umm . . . Yes." I answered. "Oh boy, this is not good." the penguin said. "Why?" I asked. "Because, I'm you, from the future. I don't have time to explain now, because I gotta go." he explained, before running out another door. But when I opened up the door, I found that he was gone. "And now," I heard the announcer say, "Let's welcome to the stage 1joshuarules, winner of the award for best action scene!" I waddled on stage, excepted my award, and after a short speech, I left. "Now, if only I could find a way to avoid that interview . . ." I whispered, and then I remembered what my future self said. "Of course!" I said, and waited until it was my turn to be interviewed. "Why, if it isn't 1joshuarules, my -" Aunt Arctic said, before I interupted "I'm sorry, but I have to go." I said, "But, I have for you the scene that I recieved my award from." The next day, at my igloo, I watched my interview with Paultropica6. "And now, here's the winning scene from High Speed Getaway, which was shown during 1joshuarules's interview last night." Aunt Arctic said, and then the clip, which I told you about at the very beginning of my story, played. After that, I turned the TV off. "You know, the strangest thing about last night, was last I met myself, from the future." I said. "Really?" Paultropica6 asked, "This could a warning for something big happening soon." "You're right." I asked, "But what?" To which Paultropica6 said, "Now that's something to think about . . ." The end.