User blog:Phineas99cp/Its Summer Time! - Part 3; Big Momma

After that conversation, I decided to go meet Big Momma. The Surfer had to leave but he indicated me how to meet "The Momma".

The place the Surfer left me was actually a Snack Shack...a some sort of restaurant...I still doubted if "The Momma" lived there.

I waddled to the counter and I wanted to ask the chef if he knows of "The Momma"


 * -Hello there, I am Phineas99. I am from the future but I need help returning back to my time. I am looking for "The Momma", do you know where she is?

The chef changed face of happy, to serious, whispering me where Big Momma was...the chef then left and screamed in the kitchen.


 * -BIG MOMMA! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU! - Chef
 * -Yawn not know...I am too lazy -_- just go and attend him instead... - Big Momma
 * -He is looking...for...YOU! - Chef
 * -God damn it...can't I have peace for at least 5 minutes...? Go and attend him! I am doing something important! - Big Momma
 * -No way! He is looking for YOU! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THE COUCH AND STAND UP AND GO WITH HIM! - Chef
 * -FINE! ...I hate you... -_- - Big Momma

After Big Momma getting out of the kitchen, he smiled weirdly enough and kindly asked me...


 * -Hello there! What brings you here? - Big Momma
 * -I was asking you if you could...-Me
 * -Get you a snack? Sure thing! They are natural and made from the best ingredients in the world... - Big Momma
 * -(Screaming) NOT REALLY! THEY ARE MADE OF EXPIRED INGREDIENTS, DUST, POOP, AND THE ORANGE JUICE IS ACTUALLY PEE WITH ARTIFFICIAL ORANGE FLAVORS! ...AND ALL OF IT IS "NATURALLY" MADE OF BIG MOMMA! - Chef
 * -Everyone grossed out and left the restaurant
 * -I WANT A REFUND! - Penguin #1
 * I PAYED THIS AND NOTHING BUT JUST HEALTH PROBLEMS! - Penguin #2
 * THIS PLACE SUCKS! - Penguin #3
 * -All customers left*
 * (Acquainted) ...YOUR FIRED! - Big Momma
 * Oh god...its the day I was always wishing for...IM FREE! FREE OF THIS HELL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Chef
 * Ugh...I hated him...anyways what do you need? - Big Momma
 * I am from the future, I got here by a Box Portal and I need to find a way out of here. A surfer named SugarPenguin12 told me you could help me...-Me
 * Oh yeah...you need to pass the Epic Wave...the most dangerous wave nobody have ever passed it before...-Big Momma
 * Is there a way to pass it? - Me
 * Sure thing...there is a necklace I had which gives you the powers to surf epicly, however, the bikers stole it and they want to mess it up...-Big Momma