The Twelfth Fish

The Twelfth Fish is a play at the Stage. It features a returning animal in Club Penguin: Fluffy the Fish.

Trivia

 * During Medieval Parties, The Twelfth Fish has been at the Cove.
 * In January 2012, Rookie rewrote the script for the play.

The Plot

 * This Shakespeare-like play is about a Countess, a Jester, and a Bard going to fish. A fish goes BLUB BLUB many times, and the two try to catch it. The two do catch it and they wished to eat it.

Actors

 * Countess
 * Jester
 * Bard
 * Fish

The Script

 * Countess: The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins!
 * Jester: A stage where every penguin plays a part.
 * Bard: Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish?
 * Jester: To fish or not to fish, that is the question!
 * Countess: Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort.
 * Bard: Now is the winter of our fishing trip.
 * Jester: As good luck would have it!
 * Bard: The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish.
 * Fish: BLUB BLUB!
 * Jester: O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine?
 * Fish: BLUBBETH!
 * Countess: What fish through yonder ocean swim?
 * Fish: DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE!
 * Bard: But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks?
 * Jester: A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish!
 * Fish: AY, THERE'S THE BLUB!
 * Countess: Something fishy this way comes.
 * Jester: With my empty tummy my eye doth feast.
 * Bard: Now please get me a dish fit for the fish!
 *  Fish: BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB!
 * Countess: Get thee to a fishery!
 * Jester: "To dine, perchance to eat!
 * Bard: If fish be the food of life, waddle on!

January 2012 Script
THE END!
 * Countess: Guys we're NEVER going to find that fish
 * Countess: We've been searching for 3,429 days!
 * Bard: You've kept count of the exact amount?
 * Countess: What else is a countess supposed to do?
 * Jester: Let's split up! Or better yet... let's banana split up!
 * Countess: Bard and I will check the castle, Jester check by the sea
 * Bard: I pledge to check every hedge!
 * Jester: Now let's see here... I see the sea
 * Fish: Hello there
 * Jester: Oh my! And the sea sees me!
 * Fish: Oh I'm not the sea. I'm a fish.
 * Jester: Are you a rare fish?
 * Fish: Well my mom says I'm one of a kind
 * Jester: Perfect! Would you mind if my friend counted you?
 * Fish: I guess. I've never really been counted on before
 * Countess: Five hedges. Seven flowers. 4,365 stones
 * Jester: Countess! Come quickly!
 * Countess: Oh wondrous fish! Will you grant my fondest wish?
 * Fish: Are you the one who wants to count me?
 * Countess: Yes! Oh please, I've searched 82,310 hours for you!
 * Fish: Would you mind telling me a poem first?
 * Bard: Oh golden fish of sheen most rare
 * Bard: We've searched the world from here to there
 * Bard: Of all the places we have been
 * Bard: You're the greatest fish we've ever seen
 * Fish: Oh how lovely! Thank you!
 * Countess: So may I count you, dear fish?
 * Fish: Yup. Go ahead. That was a great poem
 * Countess: Then it is my pleasure to say
 * Countess: After eleven other fish before you
 * Countess: You are the rarest, final Twelfth Fish

Improvisation

 * For what is best, that best I wish in thee.
 * Fish, puffles, penguins, lend me your ears!
 * We crew, we happy crew, we land of penguins.
 * Small things make penguins proud.