User blog:Hubert P. Enguin/Attention all pathetic rebels


 * breathes loudly*

Hello there. This is Darth Herbert Hubert speaking. Because I haven't win the Bureaucrat Promotions this month, I've decided to TAKEOVER it anyways. I am SO MAD! To be honest, Hey.youcp doesn't deserve to be a b-crat!

You might be asking why he shouldn't be a b-crat. The reason why he shouldn't be is because he is... A DUCK!



What about me? The fact I am a polar bear penguin with white fur, big hands and ears doesn't make me a weirdo. In fact, it makes me something unique than every penguin of the island.

Anyways, the wiki isn't just the only thing I have planned. With enough power, I believe I am able to takeover Wikia Industries, then Club Penguin Island, then the planet Earth, then the Solar System and finally...takeover the GALAXY.

Before I speak, I'd apologise for not taking a selfie this year. This is because someone stole my STOLEN 'iPerial-Pod InquisiTouch. Also, somebody else stole my Samsung Galactic Empi-Alpha

Luckily, us (the Galactic Empire) have recruited new stormtroopers and even new people. You might have seen the bald clown for instance. We've recruited him to takeover the galaxy.

Originally, I've also revealed that my takeover would start in January 21. Unfortunately, I couldn't since I was very busy within the past 4 days.

Anyways, let's cut it to the chase. I've organized some sort of schedule we will do in the following days.

January 25

 * Darth Herbert Hubert Takeover begins
 * Recruit Stormtroopers

January 26

 * Recruit more Stormtroopers
 * Steal Phineas99cp's ownership papers of Peng-Mart
 * Steal droid batteries
 * Kidnap droids

January 27

 * Buy cereal (Vader Flakes, Troop Loops, Lukey Charms, C-3PO's, and Dark Cocoa Krispies)
 * Buy dark chocolate cake
 * Buy 50 boxes of seaweed pizza
 * Buy soda (Dr. Vader, Pep-sitor,
 * Kidnap rebels

January 28

 * Empire Day - Party with special guests such as Miley Cyrus, Wall-E, Lord Hater, Zurg and Marvin the Martian.
 * Stormtrooper King arrives with his new hit song - Stormtrooper Harlem Shake

January 29

 * Clean up all the mess from yesterday's party
 * My Little Pony Marathon

January 30

 * Takeover Peng-Mart
 * Kick-off "Dark Friday" on Peng-Mart.
 * Rename Peng-Mart to Darth-Mart
 * Kidnap Luke Skyparrot

January 31

 * Takeover Wikia Industries
 * Steal Gary's Time Trekker
 * Kidnap more rebels
 * Buy Nissin Soup
 * Buy 30 boxes of Seaweed Pizza

February 1

 * Travel to the past (prehistoric times; Mezosoic Era) and write a message on the floor, leaving my mark.
 * Takeover Club Penguin Island (Party online)
 * Kidnap Ferb66cp, destroying his annual celebration "Ferb-ruary"

February 2

 * Travel to the future and recruit robots and aliens
 * Steal the high-technologoy the future citizens have

February 3

 * Build a new invention with the high technology to takeover the galaxy
 * Buy more Nissin Soup

February 4

 * Takeover the planet
 * Buy Crab Food

February 5

 * Recruit more Stormtroopers
 * Kidnap more droids
 * Kidnap more rebels

February 6

 * Buy more Soda
 * Buy Tacos
 * Another My Little Pony Marathon

February 7

 * Recruit even more Stormtroopers
 * Kidnap more rebels

February 8

 * Kidnap Obi-Jo Kenobi

February 9

 * Contact several of my friends such as Spodermen (Spodermen Takeover 2015 this May), Star Fox (Star Fox Takeover this July), and Gru (Despicable Me - Minions Takeover this June)

February 10

 * Grand Finale: Takeover the GALAXY

As you can see, this takeover will be really fun! JOIN THE DARK SIDE OR ELSE, NO COOKIE FOR YOU!

-Darth Hubert