User talk:Turtleshroom

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Please do not send me hate mail or criticism, unless you have a calm and honest manner with a real reason.

For the best moments of my career, please see Memory Lane.

Finally, the Dictator Title is used only because it perfectly describes my behavior on the Wiki.

Barkjon's the super cool awesome wave of the future, the true Webmaster. I'm a washed-up censorship using has-been, the "Dictator".

I am not like Joseph Stinking Stupid-Kabob Stalin, or anyone else you may bring up.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 17:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Go ahead and talk to me. Just recall that I dread reciieving messages on this Wiki, because I fear hate mail.

TO ADD A NEW MESSAGE, ALWAYS USE THIS!!

Spongerude09!
He has been rude to Sharkbate and me. I am taking him to Sharky Court too.



CPFW Crisis
See the Crisis page on the Fanon Wiki. I think you owe Oilers an apology.

-- Triskelle3 21:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Well? Are you going to apologise to OF or what? -- Triskelle3 21:55, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Xat
Happyface wants you on Xat.--HappyfaceWantsToTalk 17:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Go to. Happyface wants you! I'm his messanger. --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 23:47, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

He loves you too!
Jesus loves you too man! I like you. If you would, please spread the word of God with me. Copy and paste this to any website: Jesus loves you and died for you! For he sent his only son so that anyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life. And that no one will get to the father except through him. He is a lamp to my feet and a light to my path.

Sincerely, A Christan.


 * AMEN! --TurtleShroom

HAHAHAHA
HA!! don't quit because of what I just typed!!!!!! That's funny!

=0
WOW! I can't believe you liked my scavenger hunt idea! I'm releasing another edition soon too. Be sure to check it out when it's finished. -- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 19:31, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

I really like your He loves you to page. If you don't mind If I could Copy&Paste it to my user page?--Smiley555 11:27, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Logo
Not meaning to offend but I think the new logo staffan15 doesnt look right.

Im Requesting you change it back to this one.

I belive it will benefit to the wiki.

Would you like me to try and make you a non-blurred version of the logo?

new logo candidate
how about this logo?



Hey
Hey turtleshroom i made a account called pops11814. So instead of "a cristan" I'm pops11814!

Hmm.
You don't believe my brothers?! Kesak ain't no stink sock puppet. If he would yoou'd be the puppetmaster. Just like you are for here! I am quitting after what you put on the Request for Adminship under Ben's! jeez this is why he doesn't like you.--Quilla23 04:29, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Something you NEED to Read
I'll say no more -- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 19:28, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Re:WELCOME BACK!
I was still around when the Fan Fiction Wiki was made. Eh, thanks for telling me anyway! -- ☺ ƒгәӘ╚σн ☺  22:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

User:Ben 100022
He has lied about being the webmaster of this wiki, been rude to new-comers, and has also swore on the shout box. he lied about being hacked because of penguin Storm. Penguin Storm is not a Wkia hacker. WPE pro is. I am requesting a 2 month block--HappyfaceWantsToTalk 22:22, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

The webmaster thing was about Weird World. I never said she used PS to hack me. This user HP is harrassing me--And i am The brother of Kesak11! So got it? Adopt a Pet soon!Talk to me please...   OR ELSE!    22:28, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Really! I have a photogrpahic memory! On the CPW hat box you said, "TURTLESHROOM QUIT! I'M THE NEW WEBMASTER" --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 22:35, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Be my buddy!
TurtleShroom, can I add you to my friends list on my user page please? Chill57181 15:19, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

TurtleShroom I want to add you to my friends list on my user page. Can I?--Smiley555 11:29, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

BEN AGAIN!
HE CREATED WAR WTH CPFW!!!! HE ALSO CALLED YOU A BAD WORD. --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 15:34, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Allow me to explain
I will put the events in Phineas and Ferb terms. Happyface's messenger is like Candace. He is trying to block me for old things. He is constantly harrassing me! He wants me to back to Square 1: only CP and start a new path. Then mocked me! I just want an apology. And i have one Question: When you quit do i get my page back? --And i am The brother of Kesak11! So got it? Adopt a Pet soon!Talk to me please...   OR ELSE!    16:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

More questions
Well what if I did really nice things? Then could i get off Probation? I thought Wikia said that no one could take your userpage because it is your page. Is taht true?--And i am The brother of Kesak11! So got it? Adopt a Pet soon!Talk to me please...   OR ELSE!    17:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Here.
I used 250 {(SCpts)} just to make this for you! --And i am The brother of Kesak11! So got it? Adopt a Pet soon!Talk to me please...   OR ELSE!    17:47, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

CPW Users V.s. TS
Well i took out a court case and a petition:

Petition:

User:Yorkielvr333CP/Petition

Court Case:

User:Sharkbate/Sharky Court/CPW Users VS. Turtleshroom

Unblock ON CPFW
Alex001 banned DaHappyface, can you unban him? --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 19:30, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Ben Has Done it Again
He's been ticking people off, trying to overthrow you, and been power-abusive. Also he has been evading block. Please ban. --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 19:51, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

In agreement
The above statement is true, Ben is being obnoxious as always. -

The People vs Ben
The People vs Ben -

Bugzy Needs His Beak Wetted
gimmie sum of the probation rights to ben, i want to spread sum luv. Bugzy 16:14, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

he got his high school dropout father to enforce his lies? what a jerk.

unlike him, i have much respect 4 my dad and will never use him as a tool to exact my will, im sure everyone who doesn't live in a lie would do the same for their dads.

is there any record of this? i would like to see what happened. Bugzy 17:13, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

btw, i thought u shud have the right to know that i uploaded a new image of an existing 1 onto ben's p&f page, id take it down but i cant. my bad =/

this was before i knew you wanted to keep the p&f page btw. Bugzy 17:19, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Ben's Dad
ben's dad's grammar seems to be the same of that of his son's, but due to me not being there and just hearing it by ear, ill go with ur story.

that disgusts me to no end. i know ben has issues, but calling ur uneducated dad stupid is an all-time low. if he wasn't around, he would never of been brought into the world. i can imagine the poor man trying to raise his kid, yet he doesn't want to listen to an "idiot". makes me wanna shove a sausage down ben's throat, and stick starving dogs up his butt.

All this.. because he hates me. What a pathetic loser. Bugzy 17:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

RE: Sysop Request
I just read what you wrote on my sysop request.

If I were a sysop I would try and get the wiki up to the standards on my userpages.

Just thought youd like to know...

Ben
Hey can I own the pet shop now that ben is blocked?

--Patchy99 Ninja Master > You cant see this!!'''

Thought you might be intrested
I thought you might be interested in this: I bet that you're sick and tired of all this evolution crud (I was tempted to say the c-word there for a second; you can swear when you're talking about evolution). Anyways, at my church, in my class, our teacher asks questions about Christianity to us. One of them is "What is the chance creation of an atom (obviously referring to the evolution thing) compared to?" The answer is somewhat funny: "A tornado going through a junkyard and creating a 747". Use it when you talk to people that believe in evolution.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 21:05, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm happy
This place is so much better now that The Evil has been abolished =). By the way, may I take possession of this page? -  W O M P US -  Talk to  the Wompus

Ben's Page
Could you str00delise it now that he keeps making sockpuppets to vandalise the Wiki? -  W O M P US -  Talk to  the Wompus

I would
Hello Detective TurtleShroom. Thanks for joining the agency! We are making great progress so far!

Also, may I have "Farmer Ben's Farm"??? -- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 20:04, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

i want it...
i want this!-- Raton bat  TALK 2 ME!  20:04, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Ahhh.
Ben has like 10 new socks!!!! I have joined you and can you please gove me the reason you want to be a dictator?--Kesak11 01:13, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Ben Theater
Can i have it? I have great plans to help a play about the terrors of my evil scumbag brother.--Kesak11 01:20, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry
Sorry.

Last night I got cranky andwent nust with the keyboard. I still like you. You rock.

As I said before, sorry. Delete all my comments please. I went nuts.

When I realised what I had said, I was shocked at myself. Of course by then it was too late (literally, I had to go to bed!)

Anything I can do? to ake it up to you?

-- Sh ee p m a n ! Join the group of users who dislike me 07:00, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

P.S. Can you unblock me on the fanon? Zapwire blocked me for 3 days

Hi! Turtle, I am pretty new in this wiki... Can u help me a bit? If u can THANKS! My question is: How do u make a sub page for ur userpage?

Ben's Message
Regarding his plans to through this wiki in turmoil he sends this message:

Dear CPW users, i am about to launch an attack that will devstate your entire wiki possible sending it into turmoil i have just about gathered enoguh troops cya soon -Ben

We must gather forces to take him out.-- Kesak and the  Owls  00:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank You
Thanks for the award! --SNAILS FOREVA! 00:15, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

User page sub page
Erm... Can u help me a bit, how do u make a sub page for ur userpage? Plz let me know!

Sharkbate
If you don't mind, I made Shark the assistant webmaster. He was feeling quite sad so I hope you don't mind. I hope it cheers him up. It's just a title, like the whole webmaster thing. -- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 23:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Umm
Look up -- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! SUPPORT ME IN THIS! 23:46, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

BTW, Happyface414 quits. He asked Barkjon to demote. --HappyfaceWantsToTalk 23:48, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Help
Please help me become a sysop

--Spider880 00:47, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

What happened on the CPFW
The ShoutBox: 17:50]  I've made a big mistake on the CPFW. [17:51] ... I created alternate accounts to try and use my right to a court case. [17:51] ... They were called Sockpuppets. [17:51] ... I think maby they were sockpuppets. [17:51]  ? [17:51]  Oops [17:52] ... I'm talking here 'cos I'm banned on the CPFW. [17:52]  is CatZip here? [17:52] * AgentGenius(Banned) -( [17:52]  what [17:52] * AgentGenius(Banned) is sad. [17:52]  i'm in trouble aren't I? [17:52]  I dunno [17:53]  Don't revert to Pingali Moi again! [17:53] ... yes you kinda are! [17:53]  I know! I will explain on TS's page And so I ended up here. I am truly sorry for what happened there. Don't bother unbanning me. I was only trying to exersise my right to a Court Case, as per the COC, but I thing you were right. They were sockpuppets. If only you had let me explain, instead of just teaming up with Bugzy for an illegal ban... but no. I won't actually leave, but I will not create any more sockpuppets. I only ask one favor. Could you please return my ability to edit my talk page? I need somewhere to explain myself. To apologise, if nothing else. I know you don't trust me, but let's face it, what harm could I do? If I violate the COC there you can remove my rights altogether, but please?

Yours Sadly,

AgentGenius(Banned)

18:00, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey TS, can you shorten my Fanon ban to 3 days?--Vercool Талк то ме. Заиста. Као и сада. Ја сам стварно досадно. Чекај, идите на СхоутБокс, то је забавније ствари.'  18:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

I WILL KILL YOUR USER (TS invented title that he wrote, not AG's title)
Hey! Why did you forbid me from editing my talk? I was warning the CPFW of a threat! I am now going to issue an ultimatum, because I am sick and tired of you ignoring my proof. Unban me on the CPFW, or I will sue you into opblivion (meteforicly) for illegal misuse of sysop power. You will be stripped of all your BOBMASTER, beurocrat and sysop power. I don't want to do this, but it seems to be the only way. You have been attacking me since the day I arrived on that wiki, and, whether or not you meant to, I cannot allow you to continue. Do you know what you would be called on Wikipedia? A rouge admin. As it is, I think you do not mean to violate the COC or discriminate agains me, so I will give you one day to unblock me and allow me to edit in peace.

Man, I hate ultimatums. But, if it comes to it, I will use them. I'm sorry...--213.94.233.58 18:01, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

That is AgentGenius.

Yes, that was me. Sorry. I was feeling very annoyed that you had just blocked my IP adress from editing it's talk (an unlawful action) and I just, to use Sheepman's phrase, lashed out. I am really sorry that it was you who I lashed out at, and not someone who deserved it. I will not sue you. I will not try to strip you of your Powers. You are a better Editor and leader than me. You simply don't use the COC as a lawbook, like me, but as a set of guidelines, something that throws me on occasion. It has, in the past, led me to have a rather low opinion of you, but that is past. You are a good User, and a good person.-- 19:24, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

He threatened to do so AND called me a Rouge Admin.

I actually threatened to sue you and said you would be called a Rouge Admin. I also said 'sorry'. So will you please forgive me? I really am sorry.-- 19:50, 13 May 2009 (UTC)