User blog:WikiaFrog/The Rockhopper Club Penguin Picture Show

THE ROCKHOPPER CLUB PENGUIN PICTURE SHOW Club Penguin parody of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Characters: Herbert as Dr. Herbert P. Furter Aunt Arctic as Arctic Weiss Gary the Gadget Guy as Gary Majors Bambadee as Bamba Majors Rookie as Rook-Raik Cadence as Caidegenta PH as Paigarantus Rockhopper as Rockhopper Sensei as Dr. Scott The Penguin Band as Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, and Eddie WikiaFrog as the Criminologist

(Gary and Arctic Weiss are at a wedding.)

Arctic Weiss: Well, thanks for coming to my sister's wedding, Gary. Gary: Oh, it's fine. Uh, listen, Arctic... Arctic: Yes, Gary?

"DAMMIT, AUNT ARCTIC!" ♫

Gary: I've got something to say. I really loved the skilful way You write the Penguin Newspaper.

Aunt Arctic: Well, it's not that hard, all you have to do---

Gary: The river was deep but I swam it, Arctic The future is ours so let's plan it, Arctic So please don't tell me to can it, Arctic I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Aunt Arctic, I love you...

Arctic: You know that Uncle Arctic died right?

Gary: The road was long but i ran it, Arctic There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Arctic If there's one fool for you then I am it, Arctic Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Aunt Arctic, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

Arctic: Gary, are you seriously proposing?

There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad or mediocre Oh A-R-C-T-I-C I love you so

Arctic: Oh it's nicer than when my sister got married, Gary Now we're engaged and I'm kind of merry, Gary Even though I'm a widow, you should know, Gary I've one thing to say and that's

I guess that I'm mad for you too...

Aunt Arctic: Oh Gary Gary: Oh, Aunt Arctic! Aunt Arctic: I'm kind of love you Gary: Oh, Aunt Arctic! I love you too There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it When we met in his dojo, and it Made me give you the eye and then panic There's one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Aunt Arctic, I love you...

WikiaFrog: So, Gary Majors, the Gadget Guy, and his fiancee, Aunt Arctic Weiss, are going on a trip to the Dojo to meet the Sensei who taught them many lessons, and where they both met. But something happens when they drive through the forest... Gary: Oh god, the car broke down! I'll go look for help! Arctic: Where would you go in the middle of nowhere? Gary: I think I see a cave! Come with me, my love. Arctic: Please, don't call me your love. I don't even really like you, much less wanna marry you. Gary: Huh? What did you say?

"There's a Light" ♫

Arctic: In the velvet darkness of the dumbest night Burning bright, there's a guiding star No matter what or who you are.

Arctic and Gary: There's a light over at the Polar Bear place. There's a light burning in the fireplace There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

Gary: I can see the flag fly, I can see the rain Just the same, there has got to be Something better here for you and me.

Both: There's a light over at the Frankenstein Place There's a light burning in the fireplace There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

(Gary knocks on the door of the cave)

(Rook-Raik (Rookie) opens the door)

Rook-Raik: Oh, hello friends!

Gary: Uh, hey, can we come in? You see, our car broke down and...

Rook-Raik: Oh, that's nice.

Arctic: Are you guys having a party? I hear music playing.

Rook-Raik: Yes, our master Herbert P. Furter is having one of his annual affairs!

Arctic: Lucky him.

(Caidegenta (Cadence) pops up out of nowhere)

Caidegenta: Yes, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!

"THE SNOWBALL" ♫

Rook-Raik: It's astounding, clocks are peeing Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I've got to keep control

I remember throwing a snowball Before Herbert P. Furter caught us! The ball would hit me and my friends would be calling

(Rook-Raik opens a door revealing many of penguins dancing)

Penguins: Let's throw the snowball again! Let's throw the snowball again!

WikiaFrog: It's just a jump to the left Penguins: Warm up your hand to the right WikiaFrog: Get ready to throw, and You bring your knees in tight Then you throw the ball And hit an old man with a ca-a-a-a-ane

Let's throw a snowball again! Let's throw a snowball again!

Caidegenta: It's so dreamy, oh Rookie free me! So you can't see me, no not at all Under a fort, I'm about to throw Opposite of you, I see all Rook-Raik: With a bit of an arm flip Caidegenta: You're there in the armpit Rook-Raik: And nothing can ever be the same Caidegenta: You're spaced out on sensation, Rook-Raik: Like you're under constipation!

Let's throw a snowball again!

(Paigarantus (PH the Puffle Handler) walks in)

Well I was walking down the snow forts, havin' a think When Herbert P. Furter gave me an evil wink He took Kluzky up, and ate him by my surprise He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change Snowballs meant nothing, never would again

Let's throw a snowball again! Let's throw a snowball again!

WikiaFrog: It's just a jump to the left Penguins: Warm up your hand to the right WikiaFrog: Get ready to throw, and You bring your knees in tight Then you throw the ball And hit an old man with a ca-a-a-a-ane

Let's throw a snowball again! Let's throw a snowball again!

(Herbert P. Furter (Herbert P. Bear) walks in in a large black cloak)

TO BE FINISHED