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Welcome to the Crazy Poll Archives. Here you can review results of some past crazy polls.

Create a...

 * Furniture that can pack up your furniture in a second, the winner is No-more-furniture-for-you 3000.
 * Furniture that predicts the future, the winner is "Flip this upside down and you will have a prediction machine" machine.

If...what will you do

 * You see the Lighthouse upside down, the winner is Check your brain.
 * You see the migrator headed for a boulder, the winner is Say "Watch Out Matey ! There be a rock in ye way !".
 * A girl penguin is chasing after you, the winner is Grab a hammer and punch it in her face.
 * One day the Dojo collapsed and you would have to climb a rope to reach the fire dojo from downhill, the winner is How do I get down from there anyway.
 * The Migrator hit a rock, the winner is Hah ! I have his autograph already ! In your faces.
 * Rookie became a famous penguin, the winner is Cadence is going down baby.
 * The Dojo gets replaced by a circus, the winner is "I want Sensei back, WAH !!!".
 * Some penguins reported that a balloon with a blinking eye is floating up the sky, the winner is I wonder if Rockhopper knows how to make Tater Tots.
 * Rookie can't find his glasses, the winner is Let's trick him into thinking that the puffles from Puffle Roundup stole it, oh he'll be chasin' for weeks.

If...where will you do it

 * You have to trim your toenails, the winner is In front of a great audience.

Collapsing

 * Plaza Area
 * The Pizza Parlor, the winner is Can I have a playground ?.
 * The Stage, the winner is Hey, That's my Hash Brown.
 * The Pet Shop, the winner is Time to own some more puffles.
 * After everything collapsed, what do you do, the winner is Who's up for Sushi.

Responding when...

 * A customer asks you what drinks you have at the coffee shop, the winner is Coffee, and that's all, are you gonna have coffee or are you just gonna stand here all day.
 * Someone asks you if you have a dolls collection at home, the winner is I host a doll circus, want in.

Suggesting...

 * A new recipe for Aunt Arctic, the winner is Roast Mullet and Hash Browns.
 * A new disguise for Dot, the winner is A thief stealing a hash brown.

Translating

 * "How ye on the looseree of matey jaspers lobstery go non-nob", the winner is "May I have jellybeans for lossing my mates ?".

Unclassified

 * "This is just a testing poll, vote now", the winner is It would'nt explode, would it ?.
 * "I love sofas !!!", the winner is Eww, I got butter on my elbow.
 * "So uh, do you come here often ?", the winner is No and Yes.