User blog comment:Blastthehedgehog/POOKIE PROTEST/@comment-3548751-20130113190152/@comment-5122158-20130113191642

No! It's not! It proves you are wacko! You don't go 'hi ur cute', you go 'Awh! Hi There, Sweetie! Aren't You A Cutie Pie?' and go 'Crouches Down So Not To Scare!' and 'Scoops Up Faster Than Last Boa On Sale!' And if you're gonna adopt one, BTW it's not adopt, it's pick, and anyway, you whisper in their mushy ear so the others don't get jealous, and then if it hurts itself, take it to hospital woo meanie moo!