User blog:Penguin-Pal/Blocking Underage User

My fellow comrades,

Tomorrow, October 24, 2018, Club Penguin (hereafter "the accused") turns 13.

In other words, the accused is now 12 years old.

In other words, the accused is found to have commited crimes of Fandom powered by Wikia Terms of Use violations.

I would like to add, as your humble non-elected representative (just like the other admins ), that the accused is found in contempt of court for breaking the hearts of children all around the world. This includes but not limited to Tusk evasion, Ice Phishing, red-collar crimes, quackery, impersonation, cruelty to animals, ex[ trout]ion and hosting of dummy corporations.

But all is not lost. Although it is the 24th already in the far east and some parts of Asia, there is still time until the accused turns 13 in San Francisco, the location of Fandom powered by Wikia's headquarters.

In other words, there is still time to get our hands on the accused and hand it over to the authorities, where it will be blocked forever (a very long time).

Please submit your votes in the poll below. Remember! Your vote may be small, but all votes together will form a fierce attack that may once again put a very dangerous criminal behind bars.

Remember! The clock is ticking! The globe earth flat earth GLOBE stop striking me out you dumb terracotta tile worshipper FLAT EARTH nevvah! globe is spinning. Together we shall be quick and determined!

Should Club Penguin ("the accused") be handed over to Fandom powered by Wikia? Yes No For clarification and preventing ambiguities, the vote is about handing Club Penguin to Fandom powered by Wikia, not to hand it over to Fandom powered using a guy named Wikia.