User:Sharkbate/Sensei's Sushi Shop

Sensei's Sushi Shop Written by: Sharkbate

Snowman 1001 is sitting on his couch, watching TV, when all of a sudden a commercial comes on with a familiar face! It was Sensei!

"HEY PENGUINS OF ALL AGES! I'M SENSEI! WELCOME TO SENSEI'S SUSHI SHOP! WE SELL THE FINEST SUSHI FOR FREE! IF YOU WANT SUSHI, CALL 1-800-SUS-HIXD! BYE FOR NOW!"

Snowman's eyes were open wide. He grabbed his phone and dialed the number.

"Hello, welcome to Sensei's Sushi Shop's automatic voice mail. Press 1 to speak to Sensei and order some sushi. Press 2 to ask for help. Press 3 to talk to Perry the Platypus."

Snowman pressed 1.

"Please hold"

Music started playing

Doo bee doo bee doo bah

"Thank you for holding. Here is Sensei."

"Hiya! Would you like to order some SUSHI?!" Sensei asked over the phone.

"Uhh...I can't take sushi from strangers." Snowman said.

"Then why'd you call?" Sensei asked, confused.

"Because I want sushi!" Snowman said happily.

"Well, I can give you some sushi right now!!" Sensei said.

"But, I can't take sushi from strangers." Snowman said.

"You don't want sushi?" Sensei asked.

"Yes, I do!!!" Snowman said.

"Then just ask!" Sensei said.

"Umm, but I can't take sushi from strangers." Snowman said.

"OHHHH, COME ON!!!!! JUST ORDER SOME FREAKING SUSHI!"

"Why?" Snowman asked.

"BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU STRONG AND LETS YOU VANISH AND GET FUNNY HATS LIKE ME!" Sensei said.

"Ooo...I'm getting interested" Snowman said.

"Great! So you'll order some sushi?" Sensei asked.

"YE-no...I can't take sushi from strangers." Snowman said.

"OH COME O-oh nevermind...why do I bother..."

Sensei then hang up the phone.

"Wow, what got into him? All I wanted was some sushi, jeez..." Snowman said to himself.

THE END