User blog:1joshuarules/The 1joshuarules Adventures - Time Waits for No Penguin

I, like many penguins, have always wanted to travel through time. But never again would I want to become trapped in the past, like the time I was in a story I like to call Time Waits for No Penguin. . . It was another average morning, and after feeding my puffles, my spy phone began ringing. It was a message from G, that read, 'Check the papers'. I did so, and understood instantly what G meant. So I quickly geared up, and waddled off to help. When I waddled into the EPF HQ, which was still under construction from when Herbert took over Club Penguin - But that's a different story. Anyways, I waddled down to the command table, where G stood, waiting for me. "Good morning, agent. Glad you could make it." "Why aren't you sitting?" I asked, to which he replied, "Sorry agent, but things have been a bit loopy since I started on my newest project. I must be on my feet at all times." Okay then," I said, "So what's this Time Trekker I'm hearing about? Is that your new project?" "Precisely," Gary replied, "And I want you to help me finish it." "Really? Me?" I asked. "Absolutely! Your friend Panda6c recommended you. Now, let's go. We don't have a moment to waste." With that, I followed Gary to the Snow Forts, where I spotted a large machine, which G led me into. There I saw my friends Paultropica6, Michellejr4, Panda6c, Hello4098, Dps04, and Vicyorus. "I'll be right back, 1joshuarules, just try to help with the re-wiring with Vicyorus." G said, and with that, he left. I sighed, and waddled over next to Vicyorus. And while looking at me, he accidentally cut a wire, activating the machine. Everyone quickly jumped out, but I was trapped in the Time Trekker as it disappeared through time. When the acceleration of time travel ended, waddled over to the door, and gasped. I couldn't believe it, but it looked like I was in the time of the dinosaurs. I quickly opened the door and jumped out, where I found out that I was, in fact, in the time of the dinosaurs. "Oh no," I mumbled, "Now how am I going to get back?" I was about to waddle back into the Time Trekker and figure it out, but I heard a roar in the distance. I slowly turned around, to find a Tyrannosaurus Rex moving towards me. I quickly raced off, with the T-Rex right behind me. Then I came up with a plan. I quickly used my grappling hook to grab a dino skeleton up on a ledge, and swung myself up, where the T-Rex couldn't reach me, and eventually, it left. But, I saw it walk over next to the Time Trekker, and lied down, falling asleep right after. After that, I carefully climbed down, with the help of my grappling hook. Just then, I spotted something in the shadows nearby. I paused, and it waddled out, revealed itself to be a caveguin. "Ooga booga!" the caveguin said, "You live after fight with big dino? Me impressed." he said, "Me Uggjoshgrub." I paused again. That name was familiar, but I couldn't put my flipper on it. "You come my igloo." Uggjoshgrub said, and led my to a small clearing, which I'm guessing was his igloo. Suddenly, I remembered. Uggjoshgrub was my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather. "Umm, Uggjoshgrub, could you help me?" I asked. "What with? Me need know first." "Did you see the - um, yellow shiny thing out there?" I asked. "Ugg. Yeah. Big dino sleep next to yellow shiny thing." Uggjoshgrub remarked. "Exactly the problem," I said, "And I need your help to move the dino." "Hmmm . . . Okay. First, you need wear this." Uggjoshgrub said, giving me a tooth necklace and a prehistoric-looking outfit. I put it on, and we waddled off to where the Time Trekker was. "Here plan." Uggjoshgrub said, "You hide in bush. Me wake big dino. He chase me. I no get eaten." "Wait. How will you prevent the dino from eating you?" I asked. "Me know secret. You give meat to dino, dino no eat you." he explained, and immediately pushed me into some bushes. He then woke the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and a chase started between the two. Then I climbed out of the bushes and waddled next to the Time Trekker. I opened the door, and was about to enter when I heard Uggjoshgrub yell, "Uh-oh. Me no have meat!" Then I stopped, realizing that if Uggjoshgrub got eaten, I would cease to exist. Though I knew it would backfire on me, I yelled, "Uggjoshgrub, in here!" And Uggjoshgrub and I quickly dove into the Time Trekker, closing the door behind us. "That close -" Uggjoshgrub said, being suddenly interrupted by a smash on the Time Trekker's door. "Big dino smash door soon!" Uggjoshgrub cried. "Don't worry," I said, "I think I know how to get us out of here!" I quickly waddled over to the Time Trekker's control panel, where I saw the wire that Vicyorus had accidentily cut earlier. "Now, let's see . . ." I mumbled, "If cutting this wire brought me here, then connecting it should bring me back!" Then I heard another smash on the door. "Hurry! One more smash and door fly off!" Uggjoshgrub yelled. "Well, here goes nothing." I whispered, and the second I crossed the wire, the door to the Time Trekker flew off, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex busted in as we felt a sudden acceleration that came with time travel. Suddenly, everything stopped, and the three of us, all a bit dazed, climbed out the Time Trekker. The next thing I knew, I was inside the EPF HQ. I looked around, only to see Gary, Paultropica6, Michellejr4, Panda6c, and Uggjoshgrub hovering above me, and that I was wearing my normal outfit again. "Huh? What happened?" I asked. "Good, you're aware," Gary the Gadget Guy said, "I'll explain. It seens as if you've brought a Tyrannosaurus Rex into the present. But it has gone into a rampage, and if we can't calm it soon, it'll destroy the island!" "Wait, why can't we just lure him back through the Time Trekker?" I asked. "That's a bad idea. It seems that the right door has been broken off. If we activate the time Trekker before repairing it, it will cause a vortex that, in theory, will suck our entire universe into the past." Gary answered. "Well then, how can we calm it?" Paultropica6 asked. We all thought for a minute, until I remembered what Uggjoshgrub had told me. "With meat!" I said confidently. "Meat? How are supposed to get meat here in the present?" Panda6c pointed out. "I know! The meat lover's pizza!" Paultropica6 told us, "We could give him some meat lover's pizza. Think about it. If meat can calm him, the delicious power of meat on pizza could practically domesticate him!" "Actually, that's not a bad idea." Gary said, "Then, we can repair the Time Trekker, and send him - and this caveguin here, back to their own time!" "Grub!" Uggjoshgrub shouted in agreement. And with that, we waddled off. Paultropica6 and I teamed up to get the pizza, while the others waddled off the find the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Paultropica6 and I had just entered the Plaza when Paultropica6 froze. I was confused at first, until I saw it: The Tyrannosaurus Rex, looking straight at us. I froze, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex walked up to me. "Stay perfectly still. G says that its hunting is based on movement." Paultropica6 whispered, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex tilted its head, as if confused by what Paultropica6 had said. He then snapped back and lounged at me. Luckily, he stopped at the last second, and jumped over me, racing instead after Uggjoshgrub, who had spotted us and decided to save us. "Oh no! We have to save Uggjoshgrub!" I told Paultropica6. "Why?" he asked. "Because," I answered, "He's my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather! If he dies, then I'll cease to exist!" "Really? And you didn't tell me that before? If I didn't know better, I would say that there's another secret in your family you don't want to tell me about." He said. "Yeah. It's a good thing you don't know better." I said, without thinking. "What?" Paultropica6 asked. "Umm, I mean, you go distract the Tyrannosaurus Rex. I'll get the meat lover's pizza." I said, and quickly waddling away to the Pizza Parlor before Paultropica6 could respond. After I entered the Pizza Parlor, I waddled over to the chef, and ordered a meat lover's pizza. "Coming right up." The chef said. "Ahem." a familiar voice said. I turned to see who it was, and found none other than my friend, Rhysw2002. "Rhysw2002! I'm glad I ran into you. Can you help me?" I asked. "Of course. What's the situation?" Rhysw2002 asked. "I'll explain later," I said, grabbing the pizza the chef had just set down, and racing off, coming back for a second so I could pay for the pizza. Then Rhysw2002 and I raced off to the Snow Forts, where Paultropica6, Uggjoshgrub, and everyone else were being cornered against the Time Trekker by the Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Just get the Tyrannosaurus Rex's attention. I need to get this pizza into its mouth." "Got it!" Rhysw2002 said, a tossed a snowball at the Tyrannosaurus Rex's head, gaining it's attention. "Now!" Rhysw2002 shouted, and I tossed the pizza, which landed in the Tyrannosaurus Rex's mouth mere seconds before it got to Rhysw2002. "Now, to cage this monster." Rhysw2002 said, and pulled out a large metal cage from his small pocket, caging the Tyrannosaurus Rex (I still don't know how he did it). "Now to fix this Time Trekker!" Gary said, stepping in front of Rhysw2002 and me. Now, I won't bore you with the details, but long story short, everything turned out okay. Panda6c worked with Gary to repair the Time Trekker, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Uggjoshgrub were brought back to their own time, not remembering anything about the encounter thanks to Gary's new amnesia spray. The only bad thing was that Gary, after sending the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Uggjoshgrub back, accidentily used the spray on himself. But that is another story. The end.