User blog:Green Ninja/Nixel Takeover

ATTEN-SHUN! I am Major Nixel, your new evil, black and white, and handsome leader. All this week is a Nixels Takeover of the wiki. Bow down to me, you miserable Nixels! I mean, penguins, I mean... you know who you are! The thing is, if you want to steal cubits and stop those creative and colorful Mixels from mixing, you have to LOOK like a Nixel! All users joining me in this Nixels Takeover must dress the part, therefore I have chosen an icon that all of my army must wear in order to conquer the wiki. You can see it here. Apply it NOW, Mixels! (kicks butts) And I'll just stand here! Here are my brilliant plans for the week...

Day 1 (Monday): Nixels Takeover begins. Steal first cubits. Day 2 (Tuesday): Crash Teslo's barbecue party. NO MORE SUPER FUNZ! Day 3 (Wednesday): Burn all of the Fang Gang's food supply. AND THEIR TOTEMS! MWAHAHAHA! Why aren't you laughing, Nixels? Day 4 (Thursday): Dump a ginormous bucket of water, by helicopter, on the Magma Wastelands. Day 5 (Friday): Steal final cubits and kidnap wiki admins. Day 6 (Saturday): Nixel Takeover on the chat! Day 7 (Sunday): Nixels Takeover ends. I know, I know, it's terrible.

You know what to do! This is Major Nixel, signing out. NIX!