User blog:Psaro the Penguinslayer/The Occasional Psaro - Issue 1: 5/9/13

Welcome to the first ever proper issue thing of that news thing I said I'd do. Today we have... A look in the Town on Club Penguin and see what (bum-bashingly) good minigames are there, and in Ask Psaro, see my opinion on that foodstuff that you guys call 'pie.'

CP Tour


The Town. Who hasn't been there? Our anonymous and non-existent reporter hadn't. We had him go there on the scene. He noticed that there were three stores, straight off the bat. The first one he entered was the Gift Shop. Here, he went in and brought some clothing items and claimed to be 'Hotter than da sun, baby!'. We are sorry. Then he entered the coffee shop, had a coffee, and helped with collecting the sacks before refreshing with a smoothie, then did a bit more work by plopping his rear on some fruits. Tainted, we say. At least he got payed. I feel so sorry for those penguins who drank that bum juice. Then he went upstairs, and he spied on me making this paper in the News Room. I then played a round of Mancala before admiring the Van Gogh of the Club Penguin world. I got back to work, and he went to the Dance Club. He still isn't back yet, but we'll be willing to bet money that he'll be sick.

Ask Psaro
We've only got 2 questions, but what the hey!

Twinkie102 asked "What is your favourite minigame?" Well, the answer is... Card-Jitsu, that mine game, Pizzatron and Bean Counters. Can't pick one!

Pokodot20014 asked "do u like pie". Well, I haven't tried it.... (WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAAA?!!?!?- Ed) thank you, editor. Hehe.

Junk Mail
Hey, this place is EMPTY! *tumbleweed blows across* Comment now, and maybe you'll appear.

The Cinema
This is a new section! Just make a short movie with one member, and hey, the most goofy film of the occasion'll be here!

(Bum - Ed) Crack-A-Joke!
We here find it not funny that this place is EMPTY! Comment for Rockhopper's sake.

CPNN
The Summer Jam is over and now we're putting Autumn Jam on our toast. Next on the party agenda is the Medival Party, happening at Rockhopper knows when. I don't really know!

Next time...
Will that dude ever pass his exams? And will Rookie finally get his diploma? I don't know! Join us next issue for more on that.