User blog comment:Penguin44eve/What does CPChatBot say?/@comment-8934934-20140919151921


 * ===On the Bedroom===
 * Ughhhhh.
 * Problem, buddy?
 * I really like this song, but I want to sleep some more.
 * [laugh] Okay, I’ll turn it off, then.
 * Ugh! But I really like that song.
 * Ha! Oh, no problem! Listen to the song then.
 * Ughhhhh! But I want to sleep some more.
 * [laugh] Let’s just have breakfast.
 * ===Kitchen===
 * Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ughhhhh! There’s too much food in the fridge, and the milk is at the back! But the back is cold.
 * Breakfast!
 * [laugh] It’s okay. Dad made us breakfast!
 * ===Dining Room===
 * Ugh! He used the sausage for the eyebrows instead of the mouth, so my breakfast face looks mildly alarmed instead of smiling.
 * Okay. Can we stop with the bad vibes, please? You’re turning my milk sour.
 * Ugh! You don’t understand my pain, so don’t judge my life, okay?
 * Ha ha ha ha ha! Let’s just watch some TV.
 * Ughhhhh! The remote is too far from the couch!
 * No problem! I’ll get it!
 * Gumball looks sad today. What should we do?
 * [Sarcastically] I know! We should go and buy this poor, privileged kid an incredible surprise present so he can have something new to gripe about.
 * Okay!
 * Really? Is everyone in this family immune to sarcasm?
 * ===Living Room===
 * Ughhhh! I love this game, but I don’t have the patience to get into the story.
 * [Pressed the joystick very fast]
 * Ughhh! I pressed a time too many! Now we have to go through that whole dialogue again.
 * Ehhhh… [In deep voice] YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD TOO!
 * Ughhhh! You’re setting the couch on fire!
 * Ugh! You’re so annoying!
 * Ughh!
 * Ughh!
 * Ughh!
 * Ughh!
 * Ughhhh!
 * Ughh!
 * Ughh!
 * Come on. Let’s get out of here.
 * I’ve run out of things to moan about.

On The Street

 * Ughh! Dude, your new sneakers are too bright. They’re burning my retinas!
 * Dude, you’re making me foot-conscious.
 * Come on, help me dirty them up. Dirtier.
 * A little more. A little more. Ughhhh! Too dirty.

Darwin throw his sneakers
 * Thanks a lot. Now I’m naked!
 * Ohh! You’re so moany. Just wear these.

Gumball gives Darwin plastic bags then Darwin wear them
 * Aah-ohh! Now I look like I got my feet from a grocery store.
 * Now I feel overdressed next to you.

Darwin ripped Gumball's sweater
 * That was my favourite sweater.
 * Ughhhhh!
 * Guys, are you okay?
 * You look really, uh, waterproof.
 * Ughh! Life is horrible, man.
 * What’s wrong?
 * What is not wrong?
 * I’m starving. I’m wearing rags. I’m-
 * Shh! Shh! Say no more. I can see the pain in your eyes.
 * These children need he-e-e-e-elp!
 * Oh, my gosh!
 * They might need this, as well. [takes hat] And this. [takes wallet]
 * Please take this[gives the hat and wallet]. And these. [gives shoes] And this. [gives ring] Oh! And this. [gives kidney]
 * I’m pretty sure you’re gonna need that kidney.
 * Maybe.
 * Aw, I always knew you guys had problems, but I never realized how bad it was.

rumbling sound
 * Have you eaten today, son?
 * No, I haven’t, but it’s because-
 * gives bread with flies and worm in it Eat!
 * Oh-ho-ho! I think there’s a misunderstanding here.
 * Pride is important, but sometimes you have to accept the help of others.
 * Heh. No, sir. You don’t understand.
 * Swallow your pride and eat!
 * Aah! Okay. Okay.

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 * He’s so grateful, he’s got tears in his eyes.
 * Here you go, kid.
 * It’s not much, but it’ll help.
 * People, please! Seriously, we’re not poor!
 * Of course you’re not. You’re richer than all of us, in here.
 * That’s not your heart, is it? Sorry, I’m a vegetable. I don’t really know how you people work.
 * Trust me, guys! We’re fine!
 * It’s not like we’re on the streets or anything!
 * Although, technically, we kind of are, since dad took the car and left.
 * I always knew he was a bad parent.
 * His big, happy, fat, evil face, his sinister dimples, and those beady doe eyes.
 * So, what do you think will make him happiest, a go-kart or a real pony?
 * [Sarcastically] Why not buy the whole store? It only comes to a billion dollars.
 * Oh. Okay!

[Hand: high five!]
 * Was that sarcasm again?
 * Yes! So, do you get it now?
 * Yeah!
 * Are you lying?
 * Yeah.
 * Would you like me to explain it again?
 * Yeah.
 * So, how are we gonna raise money for these poor, broken little children?
 * Let’s do a charity calendar!
 * Can we make it a naked calendar?
 * Let’s put on a music festival!
 * Can we make it a naked music festival?
 * Let’s do a charity bake!
 * Can we do it naked?
 * All right. Who keeps saying that?
 * What? All I have is a mustache, and I really want to be involved.
 * You guys have to tell me if I need to buy a hat or something.
 * Okay. I’m going to say this now in a way that is impossible for you to misunderstand. I mean only the words I am saying right now.
 * There are no hidden meaning or subtexts.
 * We do not need your charity!
 * You’re such a brave soul.
 * Mm! Mm! Ohh.
 * Awww!
 * Okay. So, sarcasm is when you say something you don’t mean but with an eyebrow raised.

[Hand: high five!]
 * Close enough. Look, why not try it on this lady here?
 * My dimples are purple!
 * Not really. That was sarcasm.

[Hand: high five!]
 * Love can set you free.
 * Because love has got the key.
 * Love can cross the sea.
 * Because love can water-ski.
 * Love can make you live for eternity.
 * Well, not literally.
 * Thank you! Thank you! The response so far has been amazing, but please continue giving so we can spark hope in these kids' hearts and let their spirits burn as bright as these symbolic candles.
 * Okay, dude. This has gone too far. Tell them the truth.
 * Why me?
 * Beucase you have the megaphone.
 * Our young friend Darwin wants to say something to you all.
 * We’re not poor.
 * They lied to u-u-u-us!
 * Hahahahahahaha! People, please!
 * Put down these pitchforks… that you took to the mall for whatever reason.
 * We didn’t lie! We’re megapoor, right, Darwin?
 * Prove it!
 * Sure! We’re, um… We’re like, so poor that we can’t afford free stuff!
 * We’re so poor that we lick stamps for breakfast!
 * We’re so poor that we opened an e-mail account just to eat the spam!
 * That’s not proof! That’s just jokes stolen from the internet!
 * These guys are fakes!
 * What do you want from us?!
 * Do you really want to see us eat dog food in our squalor dump of a house, wearing garbage bags?! Is that it?!
 * Would that make you happy?!
 * No, no. I believe you.
 * I’m sorry we ever doubted you.
 * Come to our house! Come on! Our house’s not good enough for you?!
 * Oh, no, no, no. I’m… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to insult your hospitality. S-sure, we’ll come.
 * Hahahahaha! Okay! Okay.
 * Uh, just give us five minutes to tidy up.
 * So, what’s the plan?
 * We got to show them what they expect to see.
 * Let’s trash everything, fix it all with their big check, and go back to our lives.
 * I-
 * Zip! Before you say anything, do you have a better plan?
 * Then you have two seconds to look as disapproving as you can.
 * Good! Now let’s get on with it!
 * I don’t feel comfortable doing this.
 * Just remember… It’s all for charity.
 * Dude, we’re on the clock here! Smash faster!
 * I’m doing it as fast as I can!
 * Then smash smarter!
 * Uh…yeah. More like that.
 * Hmm. We’re gonna need help.
 * Come and help, my little friends!
 * Hahaha! Very good! Very good!
 * Come out and spread your disease!
 * Haha! Very good!
 * Excellent! Good work, everyone!
 * What’s that, my little friend? You’re right. We need a final touch.
 * Hahahaha! Good job! Good job!
 * So, ready yet?!
 * Almost!
 * Oh, a disreputable dog breed. Nice touch.
 * “Friendship, understanding, acceptance”?
 * Well, if we have to be vandals, we should at least carry a positive message.
 * Uhh! Get in the house! Get in the house!
 * Love can cross the sea.
 * Okay, here it goes.
 * How do I look?
 * Contagious.
 * Good.
 * Even in my worst nightmares, I wouldn’t have imagined it would be this bad.
 * Is that what people call a rat king?
 * No, Mr. Small. It’s what we call “terror”.
 * Bring forth the check!
 * Sorry, I just thought it would sound more impressive with some music. Ne-never mind.
 * What is going on here?! Who trashed the house?!
 * They trashed the house on purpose! They lie-e-e-ed!
 * Well, you won’t be needing this!
 * Well, you get the idea.
 * No, wait! Now the house is actually trashed, we really do need your help!
 * Ahhh.
 * Hey kids! I got you jet skis!
 * Your dad is not a monster!
 * No, wait! You should see how much dad spent on these! We are broke now!
 * So, are you poor or not?
 * Yeah, sure.
 * I’m un unemployed man with three children. I’m obviously a millionaire.
 * Eh, bad timing but good sarcasm.
 * Please stop! You guys are insane!
 * You change your mind for yes… or no… hello… or goodbye… an apple… or an orange… a durp… or a blurp.
 * Everybody listen!
 * I think we all learned a very important lesson today, and this lesson is… don’t complain!
 * Be happy with what you got. No that’s not the quite right.
 * Uh, be careful of what you say! Nah, no, that’s not it either.
 * Uh, don’t jump to conclusions! No, no.
 * Don’t try to be something you’re not, cause, uh… Be yourself?
 * I don’t know, man. Maybe the lesson is sometimes some people do stuff, things happen and it kind of goes nowhere. Anyway, thanks for the check. Bye!

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