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Gary VS Rookie is the 4th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History. It aired on June 5, 2014.

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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History Episode 4! Rookie VS

Gary: Lemme just step right in, i got things to invent, i'm an spy inventor baby change the world, Fortune 500 'fore you kicked a girl. I'm a spy your stupid, i'm a smarty your a dumby, Beating you is like a sofa that's comphy. I'm the inventor that the people chooses, and the guy who make gadgets that they use, and i need to bring up some basic crap, you look smelly go take a bath.

Rookie: You blow gary, you stupid guy, you upset people and make them cry, you show off your inventions that nobody would use and they would somehow break a fuse. Jerk, you were given up at birth, i'll take away your stupid throw work to Herbert P. Bear, combine all your litte toys and i'll still crush them, Spy Phone, Spy Men, Spy Pwn, Spy Pen.

Gary: A guy uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes, a man uses the machines i build to buy disguises while he relaxes

Rookie: Well Gary, you steal all the credit for work that other people do, did your fat grandad Gariwald write these raps for you too?

Gary: Ooh, everybody knows Inventors bit off agents

Rookie: But you can do cool tasks as an agent.

Gary: You get to make cool gadgets as an Inventor

Rookie: And people who are spies, count as agents.

Gary: You know i bet they made this beat by an Inventor

Rookie: No, puffles, agent.

Gary: You can never have a bad life as an inventor

Rookie: But your actually COOL as an agent

Gary: Let's talk about agents i've seen a few cause i was told about them but not from you, i built a a spy man son you could never stop it, now excuse me while i turn everything a profit.

Rookie: Fine, you wanna be like that, Leave then, the whole island loved you, but you were my friend, i'm alone now with nothing but rubber ducks, and i'll show you that your technology sucks, i'm a boss, i own Xbox, your future is my design, i'm a god, play with rubber ducks, and nobody can stop me, the world is mine.

Director: I'm sorry rookie, i'm afraid i can't let you do that, take a look at your history, everything you did leads up to me, i got the power of a mind you could never be, i beat your face in Spy Drills and loads of games, i'm running loads of miles away from you, i'll beat you till your singing about a pile of poo, i'm bringing out the weapons, nothing you could do can stop them, they're on your arms and in your pocket, how you gonna shoot me down while guide the rocket? Your gadgets just don't impress me, so go ahead trying to turn against me, i stomp on your gadgets and Gary's too, i'm on battles idiot i thought you knew, my fire is hot but mmy water is cold, i beat youin getting lots of codes, you'll never beat me when you reach your days of old, asta la vista, like the people told you.

Announcer: WHO WON?

Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?

Announcer: YOU DECIDE!

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History!