Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-26303388-20150507193118

So they bother me.

And half of the population of CP.

They bother me for one simple reason: "Bumps into!"* (and other attention seeking maneuvers)

That sentence needs to get up, and bump its way out the door. If they never ever say that sentence again, I will be fine.

For one thing, it's overused. Couldn't you just casually waddle up to them and say "Hi, how are you?" It's not necessary to bump into everyone you talk to. And mainly, they're seeking attention! Okay, if your parents are evil and neglect you, fine. Otherwise, stop! It's an online game, you're never going to meet this person irl.

And don't flip yo weave, you are a penguin, stahp we all know it's fake.


 * Not all cheerleaders do this.

Rant, rant, rant. 