Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5915139-20130516215210/@comment-5420422-20130522044439

Aunt Arctic wrote: Oh my husband, Sensei has told me. Oh and yes I will definitely tell you who the leader and commissioner of the snowman army are. First I will say that the leader and commissioner of the snowman army aren't snowmen. They're penguins. I will first reveal the assistant first. The assistant is Rookie. Here is my interview with Rookie. But I didn't really get any imformation.

Me: So Rookie why are you helping the snowman army?

Rookie: Well I wasn't always green. I was first purple.

So I ended the interview after that. I got mad at him for not giving me information and let's just say he stucked out his tongue in a very twisted way. The commissioner is Jet Pack Guy. Jet Pack Guy is a traitor. He betrayed the EPF for Herbert's agency and the snowman army. The leader is (GN you shouldn't fantasize about her when I say this) Cadence. She doesn't know about EPF or Herbert but she definitely founded the snowman army. Sensei refused to teach Cadence because Cadence was very let's just say unworthy. You might ask why Cadence is tall. But it's because she wore a costume and she had to wear so many high heels. So she fell in snow. So now she looks like a snowman.

Aunt Arctic signing off!