User blog:Poisoon140/The cat puffle fanon part 1

This fanon is about a cat puffle called Pumpkin who meets a pink puffle caled Tracy. This is partially based off of when I went on Club Penguin on 4/7/14, role-played as a cat puffle in the forest and I met an awesome player who was a pink puffle. Note that this part also contains the prolouge. You don't have to read it, you can skip to chapter 1, but you won't understand some minor, or possibly major, parts of the story. Also, if this is confusing, remember, this fanon takes place at Puffle Party 2014.

Prolouge: Life in the Forest, and breaking the fourth wall.
Hello. My name is Pumpkin, and I will tell you about life in the forest in this prolouge. So, life in the forest is good, there is so much to do! I can catch fish, climb trees, nudge pinecones, and go swimming (yes, I like swimming, and no, I am not a dog puffle, and yes, I like nudging pinecones). I get to sleep on a nice cold rock, get to sharpen my nails on the same rock, and eat the fish I catch out of the river (and make some PUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ). And I have yet to know what a cookie is.

Chapter 1: Puffles in the water, handing out fish, and destroying another fourth wall
So basically, I was just sitting down, nudging a pinecone, when all of a sudden the moon came up. I was tired, so I went to sleep on my rock. But, I was woken up in the middle of the night when I heard someone cry for help. Then, I saw a pink puffle, unable to see, stranded on a tiny rock in the middle of a very deep river! So, you might be thinking to yourself "Just toss her over there, you stupid cat puffle!", but that's the thing, I am a puffle, I don't have arms! So, I spent a while looking for a reasonably sized log, when I found one next to the water park. I wasted no time putting the log just right in the water, and guiding the puffle across the log. It wasn't the easiest thing in the world, but it was well worth it (although in actual cp you just need to say "helps", and it's pretty much the easiest way to help someone ever, I wish we had textboxes in this rp insert angry face here, as we don't even have emotes... at least we can dance... by bouncing... insert another angry face here, because again, we don't have emotes, but they don't have pinecones so insert tongue face here, oh wait, that's only 1 of three emotes we can use, insert smiley face here, because we don't have that, insert sad face here, because we don't have that either, and all we can do is a tongue emote, a derp emote, and a very akward looking version of the derp emote). The pink puffle said "Thanks for saving me, I will leave the introductions for tommorow, because it is past midnight." So we sleep, and then "insert 8 hours later" symbol here, then it turns to 9:00. I know because the cloud that stays here is also a digital clock. So, I yawn, go out for breakfast fish, while the pink puffle eats her bread. So now, we introduce each other.I say "My name is Pumpkin.", the pink puffle says "My name is Tracy.". Then Tracy said "Ah, a human!", and ran, but not for her life, more for her dislike of fish, as the human was just handing out fish to the cat puffles. So I had 2 delicious breakfast fish. Eat that. Wow, I didn't even try to make that one! I honestly didn't try to make that one! I swear! Oh great. Now I am gonna be bombarded by derp face emotes for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and MORE HOURS AND MORE HOURS AND MORE HOURS. Happens every time. "derp face" "derp face" Just so you "derp face" "derp face" "derp face" "derp face" "derp face" Don't have to "derp face" "derp face" "derp face" see these "derp face" exactly, tim, perfect timing or perfet TIM-ing? "millions of derp faces" So yeah, I'm gonna end this chapter so you don't have to see these derp "centillions of derp faces" faces spelled out anymore. See you "close to infinite derp faces" next time! "1 away from infinite, oh who cares, the chapter is supposed to end."