User blog:Star Warrior Kirby/Club Penguin News Issue 1

Hello this is Gary and PH. (OTP for life) And this is Club Penguin News you jerks... Now let's begin with our reporter, BALD BASIN.

News Report
Bald Basin: WALL SAM ADIOT MARDARED SAM PANGAINS LOST NAT AND K SITCH TAH WATHER RAPART!

k let's go to Wather rapart...

Weather Report


IT'S COLD AS FREAKING ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commercial Break
Want Parrot insurance? Random Hypnotized Idiot: SURE! THEN GET P-P INSUR-

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Want to buy free rare pepes from Watatsuki?? Well go to rarepepepiratingfromwatat.com and it'll give there! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Want to log in and out on the chat all the time? Well get Miss Sanrio's Deodorant, it makes you go IN AND OUT!

Want to be fat and lazy? Well get Apj's Diabetes giver thing! EAT ALL THE KEK YOU WANT!

Want to know who the illu-

WANT TO GET MOD REALLY QUICK AND EASY, WELL GO TO HYPERCANE'S SOMEHOW MOD MAKER POWDER!

Minecraft Creeper bombs! They go boom and they kill people! YAY!