User blog:Hubert P. Enguin/Impo-lartant Message

Attention all silly beautiful penguins

This is Herb HUBERT P. Enguin. I am not a polar bear, not at all. I grew with ears and with fur. So what? I am more special than you babies.

Anyways, that isn't the point. The point is that, with several minutes left till the results of the user promotions are in. Therefore, I encourage all of you to NOMINATE AND VOTE FOR ME FOR BUREAUCRAT PROMOTION.

These are all the advantages that will occur if I become into a bureaucrat.


 * The system in the wiki will be dictatorship independent. However, I will still be in charge of "few" things in the wiki.
 * All Puffle articles will be removed and replaced with articles about rocks. This also affects the Famous, Insignificant, and Wild Puffle articles (example: Dinosaur Rock, Blue Border Collie Rock, Snowman Rock, Blue Crystal Rock, Gold Rock, Green Rock, Rainbow Rock, etc.)
 * I will host horrible incredible parties in the wiki.
 * There will be "equality" for all users in the wiki
 * There will be a new charity donation called Coins For Herbert. The charity donation is about all the users donating their coins to a poor "penguin" called Herbert who is hungry, cold, and lonely in the island. With all the coins donated, I guarantee a happier and bright future for him.
 * You will have a hot "penguin" in charge, representing the wiki. Wouldn't you be proud if the other wikis are jealous of how handsome and hot I am?
 * Meat will be banned in the wiki. This is because animals have feelings too. Therefore, all users will be forced to be vegetarians like me. This might sound harsh, but it's a sacrifice. Eventually you'll get used to it.
 * All the users who vote for me will receive special merchandise that might be useful in the future. Also, I will give doritos, Sharky Snackz, churrows and carrots with ranch to everybody and the user who nominates me will receive something even better than the stuff I previously mentioned.
 * The EPF (Epic Penguin Failures) will be banned of the wiki.

You might ask, why ban the EPF? The EPF is EVIL! Every GOOD action I do turns into something bad! I've tried numerous times to save the world like stopping Global Warming, stealing hot sauce to give it to the poor "penguin" called Herbert, Upgrading puffles to a more-advanced type of pet and stealing gifts to give it to the poor "penguin" called Herber and making the island quieter because I had planned to host an epic Holiday Party. If the EPF didn't exist, the world would be so much better! However, if I am in charge of the wiki, I will have more power than the EPF.

What are you waiting for? SOMEONE NOMINATE ME FOR B-CRAT!

This message has been approved by Herbert Hubert P. Enguin


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