User:TurtleShroom

I'M NOT QUITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A genius guessed my name right!!!!




The language I speak
<--That means I speak English!

Jesus Loves you and died for you!
For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.

For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.


 * - John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible

 TurtleShroom's School of Higher Education (NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT)
The school is under new management: User:Sheepman/IUECGUM

We are sorry, but The Intercontinental University of Establishing Correct Grammar Upon the Masses (IUECGUM) will no longer be operated by TurtleShroom. The first succesful student (Lily) reverted back into an uneducated Mwa Mwa Penguin and every other student I have had has called me "mean", and meant it. It hurts my feelings. Once, a penguin followed me to my school and called me names until a student left. At the Pet Shop, she kept telling everyone I was mean, even though I had no clue what I did, reffered to me as an "animal" (I didn't understand then, I was playing as a penguin, after all, but when Barkjon stood up for me, it became clear), she even stated that I reported her, yet I never saw said penguin in my life. So, with a sad feeling, I officially resign as headmaster of the Intercontinental University of Establishing Correct Grammar Upon the Masses. The school will be held somewhere else, under a new name. I now presume I could be a creepy butler and scare the Mwa Mwa Penguins, but I don't know.

My apoligies, Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 11:19, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

You can find the school here.

My Signature
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Subpages

 * Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!

HUZZAH!

View it here!


 * I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.

User:TurtleShroom/Memory Lane

User:TurtleShroom/Guilt
 * I just caused yet another user to quit:

Blackberry Cell Phone Account
I recently received a Blackberry 8310 as a gift, and as such, I created this as my alternate cell phone account, so I can be identified when on the road. I gave it administrator privileges because it is me, and I would like to do my job on the road. Give MobileShroom a chance!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 20:55, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

My Weirdest CP Quotes
Why do I say these things?!

One More Thing
I am an administrator. If I catch you misbehaving before the other administrators, prepare yourself for a SEVERE blocking! I usually block between a month and infinite. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me



 * I have a secret.


 * I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.


 * I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).


 * I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.


 * Even though FireFox is a much better browser, I will always use Internet Explorer. I can't really explain why, but I just like it... I guess.


 * I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.


 * I am currently fifteen (15) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).


 * I need a life.


 * I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.

I'm Proud to be an American!
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''This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!''

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Awards
My oh my do I "pwn". Man I love that word... pwn pwn pwn...

Then there's this: