User blog:FuzzyHamster/Anti-Carrot Takeover 2014

HAHA! Hello fellow people! I am EvilHamster03! I am here to report that I have kidnapped your friend, FurryHamster03! He is in a cage, with limited food (cheese and crackers). So from now on, I will forbid all carrots with ranch from being eaten. If you are caught eating them, you will be burned!

Anti-Carrot Takeover 2014 will last from May 28 to June 2.

RULES:
 * You must not eat carrots with ranch
 * You must not eat sweets (Pie, cookies, and Cake count)
 * You have to eat vegetables.

So haha! I have everything planned for this wonderful and extremely horrid event!

May 28: The launch of the Anti-Carrot Takeover 2014

May 29: All carrots will be burned

May 30: Finding and capturing Cookie Monster

May 31: Disposing of Potatoes

June 1: Robbing the Krusty Krab!

June 2: Murder FurryHamster03

OH AND ALSO: If you are on my side, you get to have a lifetime supply of Pie/Cake! Only weaklings dont get pie/cake. SO YEAH! I RULE!