Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-8081509-20140626204953/@comment-25913485-20140706030547

PoriferaThief wrote: The Blue Sharks have such an obnoxious lead. So I have a foolproof plan to get the other teams a winning chance:

Step 1: DON'T play a Blue Shark.

Step 2: There is no Step 2.

Here's step 2

Step 2: Join Hot Sauce to support CPWorld,join Space Squids to support ThinkNoodles,and join Fluffies to support Saraapril.

Step 3: Tell everyone to not join the sharks. There are too many of them.

Step 4: tell everyone that you can only meet Aunt Arctic by joining Hot Suace *trollface*

Step 5:tell more penguins that you will give out a membership code.

Step 6: Hot sauce goes in number one and wins. Give a speech saying: "the sharks may be powerful,the Space Squids may be cool,and Fluffies are creative, but you know what they say! Fishes like sharks and Fluffies and Squids taste good with a lotta HOT SAUCE!" *bad pun*

Step 7: say the AA and membership was a lie,but throw a party for the red team in Ur igloo.

Step 8: WORTH IT!!!

Step 9: If your team loses, make your penguin dance in public,while repeatedly slapping her/himself while singing "I'm a ballerina!!!"

Step 10: if you are on the read team, Record it with Hypercam or Screencast and upload the funny footage to YouTube,Dailymotion,Facebook,Twitter,and this wiki.