User blog:FuzzyHamster/The Anti-Carrot Takeover III



hurray yesterday was Fuzzy's wikiversary!

Please read this before you continue please.

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'''Warning, Violence and Awesomeness ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you. '''

Fuzzy was drawing a picture of a llama climbing on a ladder when he heard a strange sound outside. He decided to investigate. He went outside and saw nothing but a blue sky. He turned around and saw a note stuck to his door. It was in binary code. Confused, he asked his fellow m8s on chat, and in the middle of typing his message, a loud thud occured behind him. He accidentally closed chat, and immediately looked behind him. He saw Evil, bloody eyes and all, staring at him with a menacing grin.

Fuzzy put up a fight, of course. He kicked and screamed and yelled for help. But he was no match for Evil. Evil grabbed him and threw him at the wall. Fuzzy crawled towards the door, but Evil smashed his laptop on Fuzzy's head. He then ate a cookie from his Spoderman lunchbox that his great Granny Smith packed for trip. Afterwards, Evil punched Fuzzy repeatedly until he was unconscious.

Evil picked up Fuzzy and headed towards his lair, which was located in --01000011 01001100 01000001 01010011 01010011 01001001 01000110 01001001 01000101 01000100--. He set him down on the gray, metal, square table. "Finally, after so long," he whispered to himself. He strapped Fuzzy to the table, and waited for him to wake up.

30 minutes later

"W-w-where am I?!" Fuzzy yelled. He recognized this place. It was Evil's lair. "Not this again. Is this going to turn into some kind of series?" Fuzzy looked at Evil.

Evil's appearance had changed since our hero last saw him. He was more bulkier, and half of him was part cyborg. He saw radar scanners along his chest, and lasers and weapons along his arms and body. "Like my new look? I knew you would. After our last encounter in May/June, I realized my clone died. Luckily, I was still alive! :D"

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Welcome to the Anti-Carrot Takeover III! I will present you the activities we will do that lead to Fuzzy's death! All of my minions will receive an unlimited amount of pie/cake/potato/anything! :D

December 16: TACT III launches.

December 17: We will have a party in CP to celebrate Fuzzy's wikiversary, too bad he'll die soon! (more info on that in a diff post)

December 18: Recruit more minions; Find the first blueprint for my mischievous brand new invention.

December 19: Capture Cookie Monster; Collect the second blueprint.

December 20: Figure out who is a friend and who is a foe; Collect the third blueprint.

December 21: Find the final blueprint.

December 22: By now, we should have the wiki at our side. Make sure we have as many minions as we can.

December 23: Create the invention that will change history.

December 24: End Fuzzy, once and for all.

Remember to check this blog every day for each event we will do that leads to Fuzzy's execution.

Please join our side! Fuzzy was a nuisance and always will be! If you do not join, you will regret it. You will be put on the list that decides who will join Fuzzy in the execution. Did I mention we had potatos?

Evil is back in town,  in just the right time   to ruin Christmas!  21:44, December 16, 2014 (UTC)