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Rockhopper VS Sensei is the 7th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History. It aired on June 21, 2014.

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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History Episode 7! Rockhopper VS Sensei, BEGIN!

Rockhopper: Oh yeah, it's me, yer' old pirate Rockhopper, gonna toss this lame ninja up in the air and kill ya! I got a sword and a red puffle, you got no things so just go away with a sad muffin, i'm the greatest, your the lamest, i'm gonna kill you, knock you down with my lazers, and your gonna meet your fate today, so i think you should just get up and fly away.

Sensei: YOU MUST LEARN CARD-JITSU IDIOT! I'm gonna get a machine and shred you to bits, get a life, go die, you deserve it, you couldn't even win if you tried so go ahead and cry! Your a loser, i'm getting cooler, i'm fighting my ninja with ice water blasters, you learned something, that's nothing, so just go ahead and leave like everybody's watchin'.

Rockhopper: Sensei your very dumb, not even 2% numb, your ninja's are lame, they can't beat fire! So then i'll get a car and kill them with 4 tyres. Ooooh, you just got PWNED! I'm gonna show you wo just got owned! You have a beard, we both have one, well when i cut yours off then you'll have none!

Sensei: Why don't you pick on a brain your own size? You should've lost yarr and just letted him die, watching you cry would be the best time of my life, to see you get killed by a couple of pirate pills would be so cool not to mention everyone else is a fool, but me i'm way past cool so i should win this, the pirates and ninjas are infinite but this battle is finished!

Announcer: WHO WON?

Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?

Announcer: YOU DECIDE!

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History!