User blog:Agent Unknown 4/Epic Rap Battles of Penguin History - Rockhopper VS Sensei 2 (Season 2 Premiere)

Rockhopper VS Sensei 2 is the first episode of Season 2 of Epic Rap Battles of Penguin History and the 9th Episode overall.

Announcer
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PENGUIN HISTORY!

ROCKHOPPER

VS

SENSEI

BEGIN!

Rockhopper
Arrrh, Sensei. It looks like we meet again.

Hopefully I will actually get a double win then.

You're a pathetic stupid Ninja that lost to me the first time

And once again I've been kicking your butt with my rhymes

And you dying with my sword inside you is my dream

I don't know what's more lame, you or your idiotic team?

Is somebody a little sad about losing the first battle?

You should get a doctor every day because you need to eat more apples

Don't start a war with me, I'm the greatest

I have another dream that I'll be beating you in rap battles on a daily basis

I've had more fun watching paint dry that playing Card-Jitsu

If I was on your team, I'd bribe everybody there to ditch you.

Sensei
Listen up Blackbeard, I got no time for this crap

Cause I'm a Ninja training everybody how to not suck at rap

I got a team, Catd-Jitsu and they always continue

to be great while your entire crew has a whole lot of issues

People dress up as you for Halloween, that's the definition of cringe

Yarr is a little tiny failure who should be stabbed with a syringe

I'm a warrior, a tough guy with a whole lot of fans

I'll throw you and your crew into a garbage can

I'll toss you overboard like a mob abomination

To be honest, it won't shock the whole entire nation

I'm owning this battle, in fact I own your whole crew

I'm ready for the second time that I'll be dominatingly defeating you

Rockhopper
Alright, you went a bit too far, I'll admit that man.

But your rhymes are so meaningless, how are you gonna throw me into a garbage can?

I'll put my sword up at your neck and go further if you want

You best shut the hell up otherwise I'll make your fate the exact same as your aunt

So admit it, who's the superior leader Sensei?

You wasted all of your coins for this entire battle entry

I'm more powerful than all of the forty cannons on the Queen Anne

I've destroyed you I n this battle for the second time man

Sensei
C'mon, I hope they chop your head off and hang it from a rope

Your raps are so bad that it makes me want to choke

You're not a genius, you're a failure, and easily the worst sailor

I'm the king of the world so bow down to your saviour

I'm the MC Ninja, mightier than your sword

Here's an interesting fact, I'm the King of the North

This battle is over and I've just killed it

You've destroyed my legacy? In that case, I've just rebuilt it

Announcer
WHO WON?

WHO's NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PENGUIN HISTORY!!!!!!

Who Won? Rockhopper Sensei

Next Battle: You Decide! (April 17th)