User blog comment:Leader of CP Parties!/Time Travel Story Contest!/@comment-5585102-20140116194759

One day, a weird penguin named Gary was addicted to coffee and inventing, so he built the Coffee-Trekker 3000, but that blew up. So then he built a time traveler that went BOOM KOW CHOW WOW POP! BANG when time traveling.

Gary pressed all 10 levers and buttons and took a nap in the time trekker whilst travelling. 7 days later, Gary decided to smash up the time machine and give it to his niece, Mary. But she did the same thing as Gary. And now the time trekker is being eaten by your mum's underwear, SO LOOK OUT!