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Saraapril VS Spike Hike is the 5th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History. It aired on June 8, 2014.

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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History! Saraapril VS Spike Hike! BEGIN!

Saraapril: This battles gonna end like every argument does, with me punching your face and watching as everything flows, i made a list mother-puffle and i'm reading it too, gives me loads of things to play dumb with you! I know that you like to think your so cool but you smell so much like a fool, i work while you and your best friend Steve, drink and play sports in a football league. You look like a stick that i punch with my fist, so go ahead take a shot, i'm sure that you'll miss, like the work, the tests, and all of those things, if you'd stop messing up i wouldn't have to get kicked.

Spike Hike: My life was fine 'till you had to come along and wreck it, could you please just shut your mouth for 10 seconds? You brag about everything but you can't decide what you want, your a fool, i'm not, your dumb, i'm hot! So you think that your do cool but you are such a mess, you take two hours to get on, three more to get ready, you got a thing for this, you got a thing for that, you got anything that smells like get the hell of my back, when things are good they're great it's like i'm dreaming, until you start complaining and turn to a demon, it's not summer eve, don't try to play me like a fool, you wanna eat some fruit, well you can tell the truth.

Saraapril: Don't even make me follow, the first penguin on the island wasn't a tough act to swallow, one thing up and your done like the people, get a life and go away and lose a fight, you wanna win this go ahead in fact, just punch yourself down and i'll watch you fail, that fruit is the best thing i ate so far, now i see how much of a jerk you are.

Spike Hike: I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips, you were thinking i gave up travel timeing for this, guess what i just don't know what your problem is, all i know is your acting like a foolish idiot.

Announcer: WHO WON?

Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?

Announcer: YOU DECIDE!

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History!