Board Thread:Community Votes/@comment-5147761-20121031194210/@comment-5982613-20130126015548

125.237.149.128 wrote: PastelBunny wrote:

lol i hate them you sad to make fun of pookies! stop that

um sorry but pookies are sometimes men and real tattletales...

DAMN CLUB PENGUIN POOKIES!!! If you want to help Cp, ABUSE THESE EVIL DEMONS, my close friend Bamibie Quit Cp because of them, THEY WILL NOW PAY, now lets start this guide on how to abusing them or annoy them (or BOTH)

Chapter 1: Why abuse them? It is really simple really, here are the reasons. 1. Tattle Tales (They report you alot, I got banned because of them) 2. Puffles (When in the pet shop they can make it full or slow and they AREN'T DOING ANYTHING THERE BESIDES BEING ANNOYING!) 3.Annoying (They say a bunch of weird things like bouncing on a wet Diper or Is in a box that says BURN, and they even say bounces on but but and but but means butt, they also love spamming the word stranger danger and they LOVE making loopholes) They should get banned NOT US! Of Course, mods ban us BUT NOT THIS Chapter 2:Identifying them, finding them, and Mumu and Duh Duhs A CP Pookie is yellow usually and wears stuff like teddy bears, Pajamas etc. There are girl pookies and boy pookies, here are some examples that want to make me hang myself just from looking at these pictures.

There are also hobo pookies who are basically street orphans.They always say "Spare Change pwease" Hobo pookies are very uncommon.

Now here are pookie locations Regular pookies are usually seen in the petshop, cove, and sometimes book room Hobo Pookies are found in the plaza streets and town usually

Special igloo locations Pre-K: An igloo thats is supposed to be a school for those damn pookies Pookie Pageant: A show where somebody who wants to adopt a pookie holds a show similar to a fashion show (for pookies) and the winner pookie gets a parent.

Mumus and Duh Duhs

Mumus are basically moms for pookies, most pookies want a mumu then a duh duh, some are rich and want to spoil there damn pookie, usually when they want to adopt a pookie, say to them "slaps ho" you COULD GET BANNED for this also this works 95% of the time. Mumus will defend there pookies and say to them ignore them ( which means ignore you the pookie abuser) ignore what they say and say to them "look, DO I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY?!?" Also Mumus pretend to have tum tum pookies, Tum Tum pookies means pookies that gets birth from a mother, if mumu has a tum tum baby, they are pregnant so report them

Duh Duh: Pookies usually want mumus by a 10% more chance, duh duhs are dads for pookies, it doesn't mean ALL pookies hate duh duhs, they sometimes team up with a mumu to become full parents, this means they marry, duh duhs don't usually protect there pookies but when they do protect there pookie, they get VIOLENT.

Wista: An older sister for a pookie, they also can be a twin sister to a pookie, they are like a mumu, they will PROTECT there pookie relatives (there are no Cp brothers)

Chapter 3: What Pookies hate and abusing them This is the MEAT of the article, this is the part of this blog that YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!

Abuse Tip 1: Use the fire fighter suit or water suit 3000 to spray water on those damn pookies heads Abuse Tip 2: Wear a ghost costume and SCARE them, or wear some weird costumes or monster costumes of your own

Abuse Tip 3: Use a boombox and dance in front of them and say random stuff so you block what they say, if they move follow them.

Abuse Tip 4: Pick a pookie to annoy and copy what they say, if they say a bad word DON'T copy that, report them, also if you make a mistake and they say ha ha you failed or something, ignore it and just keep on copying them NOTE: Some Pookies are actually smart and leave the pet shop and wait 5 minutes and come back in so you think they left, stay there and if they don't come back in 15 minutes, they either have become a hobo pookie or went to another server

Abuse Tip 5: Press E and T together to trigger a secret emote to fart, follow them and fart and they get REALLY annoyed, or use the heart emote and follow them around, this works 100% of the time

Abuse Tip 6: Disguise your self as a mumu and duh duh and pretend to adopt a pookie, then take them to your igloo and ABUSE THEM, most people just say piks up and throws at wall, then they leave crying =D, if you want to make them die from there own stupidity just buy a pirate ship igloo and let them be, then they will eventually fall off from the plank by themselves, sometimes they make falling graceful, if you abuse them in a pirate ship igloo, there is no door so they jump off from the pirate ship plank and says falls to petshop using parachute, if you want to abuse them in the pirate ship with no way out (besides them using the map to get out by falling from the plank) just put random furniture items (mainly wall like furniture items) on the plank of the pirate ship and when it is completely blocked, abuse them right there with no escape, also you can drown them in a toilet, to make a toilet buy the water dish from the puffle catalog and put it on top of a chair then you got a toilet and then DROWN THEM IN THE TOILET!!!! Also pookies hate halloween igloo items and exercise igloo items from the sports catalog. Once your done abusing them, delete them and ignore them!

Chapter 3: Pookie protectors and Warnings WARNING: If you get too violent you can get banned, Pookies LOVE to report people! Pookie protectors are usually mumus or wistas, say to them do you think I care and if they say to ignore you to there pookies, ignore it and continue to abuse, pookies are dumb and will react, also if the mumu says carries away, follow them, basically just ignore them, also if sometimes pookies themselves say ignores, just copy them if they do that, also if you say takes away teddy bear they might use reverse physiology on you and say "thank woo for the sandwich" then just copy them, copying a pookie is a great trump card.

You want to add your pookie abusing tips too? Now you can, this is a special part where fan made pookie abusing tips show up, you need a youtube account though, go to youtube.com and find the user Oeeshik and go to my channel and send me a personal message that has a pookie abuse tip on it, here are some Fan Made Pookie abuse tips. My penguin is called Sodapopster so if you see me you can tell me a pookie abuse tip! Also give me your name for club penguin or youtube account name or I will put anon.

Pretend to adopt a pookie and say its swimmy time, then say to them its time to change for swimming, once they change say "you know what, I'm going alone" go back yo your igloo, see if they ran away, then delete them. -anon