User blog:-TwinkieReborn-/My Final Creation.

Hello everyone...

It's come to my decision to make one more creation. Before I reveal what I have created, I just wanna talk a little bit of what this new invention could do to help humanity. The homeless, the sick, the poor? They'll all be given anything they want because of what I have created.

This invention will put Microsoft and Apple to rest. It will make millions of dollars. Now at this point, you're probably thinking "TWINKIE, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CREATE??? TELL US ALREADY!!!1" And I know! I will get to it! Right now...

Today... I introduce you to... Tomato Soup

Thanks for reading. Enjoy your crappy knockoff of a thing you can buy in stores.