User:ThatYoshi8/Herbert P. Bear

Herbert Poop Bear (in-game known as Herbert P. Bear, Darth Vader or just Herbert) is an idiot and the main antagonist of The Penguin Island Which No One Cares About. He is also one of the few main characters who isn't a penguin.

Unlike real-life polar bears, Herbert hates cold weather and in reality actually wanted to become a penguin.

Early life
Herbert was born in the North Pole with Santa, but Santa rejected him as an elf so he went to head south to some place warm. He traveled on a small iceberg but the ocean currents carried him all the way to Club Penguin Island, which coincidentally was on the other side of the Club Penguin world. He attempted to swim away from Club Penguin since it was covered with penguins, but he tipped his Iceberg because he is such a fatty. Herbert was unable to swim, and he was rescued by a crab, named klatzei (his current slave) who inhabited Club Penguin Island, of whom he soon befriended.

Following his rescue at the hands of klatzei, Herbert and the aforementioned crab escaped into the wilderness. They eventually found a cool disco club that had sweet potatoes in it that they deemed enjoyable. The pair quickly began dancing and partying until....

Until what?
The PSA 360 noscoped his base and took all the party items

OOHHHHHH GET REKT

Revenge
In May 2010 Herbert gets his secret popcorn bazooka and destroys the "Sports Shop".

In the aftermath of the explosion a few days later, Herbert then was seen partying in his cave with Klatzie. Agent Weird Stupid Noob Agent saw this and reported it to the agents. The agents then noscoped Herbert's HQ.

Herbert, in ragequit mode that his HQ was noscoped, makes a hole in the Ice Hockey Fantasy World (to dance with the agents there). The EPF Agency arrives there and haves a dance party with Herbert. But, the agents tricked him into jamming and then the agents quickly scooped out their phone and called ISIS to let them out.

Herbert then built a hot-air balloon and was flying around the island. Luckily, ISIS did not see him. Then, a geyser in the Caveman Dwelling erupts because of his fatness, and the cap hits Herbert's balloon, making Herbert to get stuck in the Trial Galaxies. The geyser also floods the Club Penguin Island for 7 million years. He is rescued by the Elite Agents which was not supposed to happen, and Herbert gradually agrees to save Club Penguin. Herbert then found a secret plughole and all the water drained into it. This causes Extreme Ocean Rising and has flooded many countries that are islands.

Suspect-at-Large of the EPF and captivity
From January to April 2011, Herbert frequently attacked the EPF disco data with noobs, which started some kind of Tower Defense that sucks. He repaired the Ultimate Noob 5000, which was destroyed by the EPF. They both soon made an alliance to defeat the EPF so they can now party all day long. However, the Noob was interested in hunting the EPF, not defeating it. Herbert wanted to defeat the EPF so he can finally dance all day, not destroy and he wanted to do it himself. So, he revealed the location of the Noob, and the EPF agents partied with the Noob until he died.

In May, Herbert attacked the Everyday Phoning Facility because he was such a noob because the EPF base was much more better than his party cave, but the EPF agents made their base look ugly so Herbert backed up.

In August, in the game System Defender, Herbert tried to destroy the EPF disco data once and for all, Secretly, G and Aunt Arctic had planned for Herbert to do this, so that they could track him to his party cave, and party all day long. And for some reason Operation: Hibernation happened.

Later, during the Holiday Party 2011 in December, Klatzie returned to Herbert, to give him a Christmas gift which was a useless penguin. Klatzie escaped again shortly thereafter.

At the start of the Underwater Expedition due to the partial Island submergence accidentally caused by Rookie, the hibernation setup was disturbed and the submergence as a result carried Herbert out of the Classified Area whilst on his chair into the ocean.

Supreme Ruler of Club Herbert
On November 8, 2012, Herbert kidnapped the nerd and froze him in his newly built party fortress, which he moves into after puffles destroyed his party cave machinery. A week later on November 15, he takes over The Island Nobody Cares About, and turns it into Club Disco. He puts up giant statues of himself dancing, destroyed the EPF Disco Base (eventually destroying the Secret Disco Room), covers the buildings in dance floors, makes hipster laws and blackens the sun using his doohicky thing. The sunlight was used to warm up his disco land, something that he had desired for a looOOOoooooO00oOong time. However the temperature dropped significantly by more than 3 times the regular temperature, causing extra disco floors to fall from the sky and the island grew bitterly hipster. The Disco Agents are aware of his sinister new plots, and secretly infiltrated his disco fortress to stop him. Herbert then kidnapped The Disguise master and the noob within 5 days.

Herbert's dance parties reached its top viewed videos in PengTube when he captured Dude with a jetpack on even when sleeping and Aunt Arctic, which means he has captured all leads of the EPF, and made the island hipster. He thought he captured all the Disco agents, but he did not capture you (duh). All the buildings were covered in dance floors and the disco agents had shut down all his Disco Terminals, destroyed the epic lazer party, and the sun was visible again, re-warming and un-hipstering the island.

Hot Sauce Theft
Seriously upset about his defeat during Operation: Make the Island Hippy, Herbert attacked the Best Place In the Island in April 2013, made it hipster and stole large amounts of Hot Sauce so he can party with Klatzie all day long. To store it, he built a lair with a weird entrance at the shores of the Beach. He was sure his disco lair could not be found, but the EPF Agent used the TraceTracker 3000 to find the weird entrance that was totally obvious. The agent fooled Klatzie by throwing a pizza on the "Flood" switch of Herbert's new invention (seriously why do you put these?). Klutzy, who was hungry, jumped on the switch, and Herbert's lair flooded.

Darth Vader


During the Star Wars Takeover, Darth Vader, an evil Sith Lord working for the Galactic Empire came to Club Penguin Island with the Death Star. He had the same last name as Luke Skywalker as he is his father.. During the party he had a Red Lightsaber, Sith Armor, and the Death Star. He also hired Stormtroopers and Bounty Hunters to defeat the Jedi alliance and kidnap Princess Leia. It is later revealed that he actually worked under Emperor Palpatine. He started making Mascot appearances on August 1, 2013. Eventually, on August 8, his Death Star was destroyed by Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader escaped in a starfighter just before it exploded.

Brainwashing Puffles
Herbert's website was updated shortly after the Star Wars Takeover with a teaser of his next plan. He was spotted in the Halloween Party 2013 trailer, holding a book about puffles. On November 1, 2013, the Disco Force found suspicious "Fat bear-sized footprints" which were probably from Herbert in the Wilderness. On November 7, 2013, he danced in the Boiler in the Boiler Room with Klatzie, stole pipes and opened the rear of the boiler and left with a track of biiiig footprints that are totally noticable. Later, Herbert kidnapped the little weird puffles. He broke into the Dance Party Storage Room, a secret EPF storage location, and stole the "Disco Ball", a successful invention by the nerd. Klatzie stole a dance floor that is very hippy from the furnace.

He made a heater to keep himself warm, but because of the fact that Klatzie's dance floor made it useless, he made the "Gamecube". It was used to force puffles to play Super Mario Sunshine. The EPF set up an Outpost in the Wilderness, and the EPF agents began chasing poor little balls of cuteness to collect the controller from the Gamecube; then safely capture the puffles and return them. From November 21 to 30, they began chasing each kind of puffle each day at different locations. The EPF finally knew Herbert's plans, when Dot sneaked into Herbert's Hoard Lair and heard the conversation between him and Klutzy.

On November 30, the last species of puffles were freed, and the Disco Agent, with the Gamecube controllers sneaked into his disco lair. Herbert suspected the EPF's arrival and had set up a "Super Mario Sunshine torture" trap. He successfully captures the secret agent, and mocks him and then starts to play Super Mario Sunshine. While Klutzy inserted coins to the heater. The dumb agent, unnoticed breaks into the air vents (which was installed to keep the agent depressed because of Super Mario Sunshine) and then goes to the other entrance, hidden behind a stack of coins. The agent finds the shutdown system, and inserts the controllers, and disrupts the Gamecube, which ends the puffles playing Super Mario Sunshine. Herbert, was then transported to Super Mario Sunshine by an extremely large swarm of freed puffles. The large amount of coins he stole was donated to Coins for the Developers' Wallets, a suggestion by Rockhopper.

On 9/11, 2014, sources from issue 465 of the Club Penguin Times claimed that Klatzie found Herbert trapped inside his newest game he got for his birthday. Klatzie then used his secret powers to transport Herbert out of Super Mario Sunshine.

On November 5, 2014 ClubHerbert.com was updated, revealing that Herbert's current location is in his original disco cave base.

Halloween Party 2015
In the middle of the 10th Unsuccessful Anniversary, Herbert sent a question to Gary under the alias "A Dumb White Hideous Bear", asking Gary how he built the Mascots That Was Built By A Nerd. A week later the Mascots the nerd built started behaving strangely, and spoke in disco language. Examples of these are: "Hey wassup man how are you doing???" Once the Halloween Party 2015 started, the Mascots were out of control. After they were all shut up by the Disco Force, the Rookie Bot accidentally revealed the location of Herbert's lair- which I thought was in his original party cave but is actually under the place where you chillax. There, he is building a giant noob modeled after himself named the Herbert built by a nerdy bear, where he plans to team up with his robot to take over the island. However, the robot turns on him, trapping Herbert and Klatzie in his torture cage, wanting all the glory for itself, although with the help of Gary, the robot finally SHUT THE HECK UP, and Herbert and Klatzie then make an escape.

Operation: Find my Dumb Pet
Herbert makes an appearance during Operation: Find My Dumb Pet as he is looking for his friend, Klatzie, who has recently gone missing. Upon learning about the Disco Force's investigation into the disappearances of penguins, he asks Dude that wears jet packs even when he sleeps for help to find his friend. The dude that wears jet packs even when he sleeps entrusts his colleague, the player, into helping him find Klutzy. When they successfully find the crab on board the Unidentified Flying Disco Ball (UFDB), Herbert quickly grabs Klatzie and a purple meteorite (presumably the UFDB's source of power) and leaves through the disco pod.

Personality
Herbert has gone through a rather large amount of character development, and his personality has changed drastically since his first appearance. When he lived in the North Pole, he seemed nice enough, until he kicked Santa in the butt for no reason, After he left the North Pole and found Club Penguin Island, although he started as a simple nuisance looking for warmth, his personality has evolved to be more cruel, dumb, weird, and dictator-like, as seen during Operation: Make The Island Hippy. At least part of this can be blamed on the Disco Force for their part in freezing Herbert. Herbert began as a somewhat clumsy and unintentionally funny character, although he now seems rather cynical. Klatzie, in turn of this also appears as less funny and now as more of a serious slave. Herbert finds penguins and puffles both very annoying, and vows to destroy them and turn the island into his own disco club so he can get all the ladies.

Appearance as a Mascot
Herbert appeared as a mascot in Operation: Make the Island Hippy, Star Wars, Operation: Make Puffles Play SMS, and during June 2015. He gave away a free background and has his own useless stamp.

Appearance in Jetpack Boost
In the Club Penguin App exclusive game Jetpack Boost, Herbert appears in a large hot air balloon, shooting giant snowballs at the player.

Bases
Herbert had a variety of bases in the Wilderness of the Club Penguin Island. Here they are:


 * 1) Disco Base
 * 2) Disco Tunnels
 * 3) The Camp of Dancing
 * 4) Corny Corn Base
 * 5) Disco Lair
 * 6) Herbert's Disco Hideout
 * 7) Herbert's Disco Lab (Puffle Trouble)
 * 8) The Disco Fortress (Operation: Blackout)
 * 9) Herbert's Partying Lair (Operation: Hot Sauce)
 * 10) Death Star (Star Wars Takeover)
 * 11) Herbert's Groovy Lair (Operation: Puffle)
 * 12) Sp00ky Lair of Sp00kiness (Halloween Party 2015)

In the Pathetic Short Shorts Series
Herbert, along with his evil side-kick Klatzie, is seen among the crowd at The Stage. ("Best Seat In The House")

Herbert had a secret disco lab in the mountains. He used to live there after the big escape in January 2012, in which he invented a detonator bomb that exploded a cream soda tank. Many puffles then foiled his scheme before he could release it on the EPF. ("Puffle Trouble")

Herbert has a short split second appearance with, causing the power to go out. ("The Party Starts Now")

Herbert is seen leaning on a tree, K I S S I N G holding a piece of paper with a crossed-out sun. This was because of the upcoming mission, Operation: Make the Island Hippy. ("Ghosts Just Wanna Dance")

Herbert appears doing the dance from Herbert Style! in an elevator in the Puffle Daycare. ("Puffle Party (Gotta Have a Wingman)")

Herbert's Inventions


Herbert P. Bear has created multiple machines to arouse chaos in Club Penguin Island. He has made a First Bear Machine, an Earthquake Simulator, and he put together the Weird Magnet. He created the "Popcorn Bazooka" which destroyed the PSA's Cool HQ and rebuilt the Ultimate Noob. He created the Lazer Party Simulator to darken the sun and eventually starting Operation: Make the Island Hippy. He also created the Cream Soda Sticky Bomb of Doom, and later the Hot Sauce Machine.

Trivia

 * Herbert is the first and only known polar bear in Club Penguin.
 * As a mascot, Herbert looks the way he does because of the item Herbert's Eyebrows. Without them, he is actually a plain, white penguin as it is revealed in some people's videos of them meeting Herbert.
 * During the Holiday Party 2011, Herbert had a useless penguin., as seen in the EPF Monitor. Klutzy somehow entered the monitor, too. It is believed that Klutzy bought Herbert all items which he is using inside the trap.
 * Many penguins thought he was long gone, but since he appeared in Puffle Trouble, and returned to the Lighthouse on the homepage on May 4, he was confirmed to be awake.
 * He named himself as "Extreme Party Master" when he conquered the island in Operation: Make the Island Hippy.
 * Herbert is scared of the Sled of the Night Living Frankenstein movies according to a comic in the Club Penguin Magazine.
 * In Mission 11, he claims he is "slightly dumber than the average polar bear", a reference to Yogi Bear.
 * Herbert is one of the only known characters in the Club Penguin Universe that understands crabs along with the dumb noob.
 * Originally, Club Penguin was planning on three polar bear villains, but instead they came up with Herbert.
 * During the Star Wars Marathon, Herbert was temporarily replaced by Darth Vader.
 * In the DS game, Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force. Herbert is absent from the whole game because he sucks. But in Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force: Herbert's Revenge he is present.
 * During the Star Wars Marathon Darth Vader did not seem to have any knowledge of the EPF.
 * Herbert appears in #WaddleOff Episode 8. It is revealed that he likes to smell his feet while in his lair because he's weird.
 * Herbert enjoys Seaweed Pizza.
 * It's possible he does not know Rainbow Puffles and Golden Puffles exist, as revealed in Operation: Puffle.
 * He may be a hoarder, given the name of his lair and giveaway.
 * Unlike real polar bears which are carnivores, he is a vegetarian. However, there are times when polar bears have been reported eating plants, particularly during summer, when they resort to eating grass due to a lack of ice to help them catch seals.
 * In We Wish You a Merry Walrus, it is mentioned that Herbert owns his own company named Herbert P. Bear Enterprises.
 * He seems to have a habit of being unable to remember names. He has called the dude with a jetpack even when he's sleeping "Jet Pack George", the master of disguise "Spot", the noob "Ricky" and the pirate who loves stinky cheese "Blockstopper".