User blog:MarieBilly Archimedes Shears/Beware of AnonymousDuckLover!

Hello, CPeoples! Today, I figured out who stole the file from Hack in the Bot Headquarters! It was none other than the infamous AnonymousDuckLover! He hacked the main supercomputer, and set a self-destruct sequence. I couldn't let my valued customers get hurt, so I took action! I plugged a USB port into myself and the computer, and carried the self-destruct to ME! Then, I made my head explode by looking in the mirror and asking myself what 2+2 is! Then, the selfdestruct got sent to Chuck Norris's computer. He ate his own computer in awesomeness! Then, a new computer sprouted. But due to the self destruct, Chuck Norris is gonna have gas for about 3 weeks. Now, does anyone know where I can buy some computer seeds?