Club Penguin Wiki:Quotes


 * For some names from creative penguins, see Unique Names

These are some unique, humourous, or classic quotes from Club Penguin. 'NOTE: Please do not correct these sentences. They are as penguins said them.'


 * "I am the keeper of the boiler room!!!"
 * -  Terminatrono pretending to be the green puffle in the Night Club


 * "Dance or drill, just don't stand still!"
 * - Countless penguins while trying to tip the Iceberg


 * "Be nice, tip the ice!"
 * - Countless penguins while trying to tip the Iceberg


 * "Be a nice bird, tip the iceberg!"
 * -"Random Penguin"


 * "Tip the ice, don't eat rice!"
 * -Brownie10125 trying to tip the iceberg


 * "Where's Rockhopper?"


 * "Where is new pin?"
 * - Countless penguins


 * "Party like a rockstar!"
 * - Countless penguins while dancing


 * "ABC to go crazy with me!"
 * - Countless penguins


 * "ABC!"
 * - Countless penguins


 * "Why ain't yall talkin?"
 * - Orange Arwen


 * "What's that noise?"
 * - Some Penguin I forgot the name of


 * "Oh it's just my friend."
 * - Some Penguin I forgot the name of


 * "THE NACHOS SANK THE MIGRATOR!"
 * - Some Penguin I forgot the name of


 * "I AM HANNAH MONTANA!"
 * -Countless penguins


 * "GET OUT OF MY IGLOO WHEN ITS LOCKED!!!!"
 * - "Zachemc2 in a glitch that puts 200 people in your igloo when it is locked


 * "He's not here anymore."
 * - Person using CP Trainer to become Rockhopper''


 * "Yellow is such a croppy color"
 * - ''Doug7172 friend was trying on colors


 * "Press 123 for a fly man like myself"
 * - Unknown


 * "All your penguins are belong to puffles"
 * - Mariokid19


 * "Don't point that flipper at me!!"
 * - Huricane212 and Popwar90


 * "WHAT IS THIS? (Shows angry emote) I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!"
 * -       Stuff


 * "NOW WE CAN GO 2 NOEYORK... LONDAN PARIS OR TOKYO EVERYONE FOLLOWS ME ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS..."
 * - Farheen


 * "I just robed this place 2 times"
 * - MX Dude448


 * "Butter cookies are gonna take over the pet shop"
 * - Moonbeam452 at campfire party


 * "Oh snap. Oh wait, i can't snap. I don't have any fingers"
 * - Mrperson777


 * "You can climb me anytime"
 * - Deon795 impersonating a rock


 * "DOWN DOWN BOWN YOU ARE THE ENEMY ENEMY"
 * - Parker900


 * "I don't know! Icebergs aren't supposed to tip!"
 * - Herbert


 * "Kife guard to the rescue"
 * - littlegcapri


 * "everybody say yeah or your outta here"
 * - Kobecarlos


 * "and the sky is not cloudy all gray!"
 * - Dapurplbirdy incorrectly singing Home on the Range


 * "um like yeah so like um whatever"
 * - pink cotton12


 * "yeah I like chicken... even though I'm a bird."
 * - Mrperson777


 * "My friend is a snail covered with snow and likes yogurt."
 * - Snowsnail

(Penguins walk to other penguin) (Lots of penguins go to the snowball) (Jenkhis walk on the lighthouse walls and disappears)
 * Random Penguin: Do u no weres rock-choper???
 * Malucas123: No, i only know where is Rockhopper, not rock-chopper
 * Random Penguin: It's rock-choper, not Rockhopper.
 * Malucas123: sigh!
 * Random Penguin: Do u no weres rock-choper???
 * Jenkhis: There, on the painting.
 * Random Penguin: Sigh! ure such a stupid! The painting is from Rockhopper, not rock-choper!
 * Jenkhis: (throws a snowball) Look! Isn't he there!?
 * Penguins: Hi rock-choper! There you are!
 * - ''Jenkhis, Malucas123 and lots of penguins at lighthouse)


 * "look at me im a talkin chat bar!"
 * - some random penguin while nubbing




 * "AUGH! IT'S PENGUINZILLA!!"
 * - Mrperson777 on sign saying: "the cove is downstairs (sign was removed)"


 * "World PEACE moonbeam WORLD PEACE!"
 * - scarletrosie


 * "MAN WHY YALL FLIPPING PIZZAS ANYWAY?!"
 * - Ballinrocker among countless penguins making pizzas in chef hats at the Cove party.


 * "Mrperson777: I need to ask you a question.
 * "Random penguin: I LIKE OYU
 * Mrperson777: Umm... yeah thats great...
 * Mrperson777: But I'm working on something calledthe club penguin wiki.
 * random penguin: DO YOU LIKE ME
 * Mrperson777: I DO IF YOU ANSER MY QUESTION!
 * Mrperson777: now say something funny so I can put it on the wikis wierd edition.
 * (random penguin dosent say anything)
 * Mrperson777: whatever.
 * - A conversation between Mrperson777 and a random penguin


 * "123 for a gangsta gurl"
 * - bmg10


 * "BIG WHOOP"
 * - An angry Purpldepp


 * "123 for a boy/girl like me"
 * - Random penuins trying to become a couple


 * "Turtleshroom: I dont speak Turkish
 * Zhajhm: what did you say?
 * Nazelmas: huzubittin
 * TurtleShroom: He was saying something in Turkish.
 * Huzubettin: noolur hilaal
 * TurtleShroom: I have no clue what they said!"
 * - A conversation between two confused English speaking penguins and two who could speak Turkish
 * - A conversation between two confused English speaking penguins and two who could speak Turkish


 * "im gonna play the annoying game now. SOUP!!!"
 * - Mrperson777


 * "I saved you/I save you"
 * - Djgrevious saving a person in the Cove or the Cave


 * "You are an impersonator to the Star Wars Universe"
 * - Boss 38


 * "Press 123 for a boy!"
 * -    girl 41


 * Fihn: "Ow your guitar is poking me."
 * Sarlea (sarcasticlly) ha ha very funny
 * - Fihn, a joking penguin, and Sarlea, a red guitar owner


 * "123 to trade penguins with me!"
 * - Unknown


 * "Hi other person I dont no."
 * - Lil Gopher


 * "123 to get FUNKY with this boy!"
 * - Hjghjm


 * "Hello i am an author for the auther books"
 * - Mark Brown


 * Artri: IS THIS WATER CLEAN?
 * TurtleShroom: (makes pooting emote) Now its not!
 * Artri: OH NO! (Artri runs out of pool)
 * - Artri and TurtleShroom


 * Doodlebug: Wow you got nice drums.
 * Flubber Beak: Thanks
 * Doodlebug: (to TurtleShroom) and that other dude got a tuba
 * (TurtleShroom switches to hard hat and jackhammer)
 * Doodlebug: Well he did.
 * - TurtleShroom, Flubber Beak, and Doodlebug
 * - TurtleShroom, Flubber Beak, and Doodlebug


 * Kit Harper: I would like the new stuff to come out now!
 * Boss 38': Yeah well i want rockhopper.
 * (Kit Harper shows ? emote)
 * - Kit Harper and Boss 38
 * - Kit Harper and Boss 38


 * "PULL MUH FLIPPER"
 * - Yogrrt11


 * "You find the Magic Pudding at the DOJO"
 * - Idquette


 * "It would be easier on a fuller server."
 * - Unknown


 * "Get your big penguin behinds over here"
 * - Zingy57


 * "I WANT PIE"
 * - Collins9


 * "tip it tip it to the limit limit"
 * - An unknown penguin singing a parody of Cordin Bleu's "Push It to the Limit"


 * Salmenellaaaa: "Hi im Rockhopper
 * Kansasgirl77: "dude you wish you were Rockhopper"
 * - Kansasgirl77 and Salmenellaaaa


 * "I am the president of club penguin!"
 * - Trotnox


 * Gentwoo: "I tipped the iceberg!"
 * Empoleon23: "I told you already that you cant tip it!"
 * Gentwoo: "But I got 5000 coins from it!"
 * Empoleon23: "I knew it! Youre lying!"
 * Gentwoo: "And what makes you say that?"
 * Empoleon23: "Becoz I got 50000 coins from tippin it!"
 * Gentwoo: ??? (shows big question mark emote)
 * - Two penguins arguing in tipping the iceberg


 * Red penguin: Everyone on red!
 * Blue penguin: evryone turn blu!
 * - Two random blue and red penguins in a Color War


 * Empoleon23: Where is Rockhopper?
 * Random Penguin: Folloe me

(Random Penguin leads Empoleon23 to the Lighthouse)
 * Random Penguin: That is Rockhopper.
 * Empoleon23: Where?
 * Random Penguin: At the picture... Look! (throws snowball at Rockhopper's Picture)
 * Empoleon23: I dont get it...
 * Random Penguin: Nevermind...

- A penguin asking where Rockhopper is and someone pulling pranks


 * Empoleon23: Kool slide...
 * Ninjapeng01: The new puck is much kooler than that!
 * Empoleon23: That isnt a puck... its a ball!
 * Ninjapeng01: So? That ride stinks anyways... (refers to the slide)
 * Empoleon23: Ride???

- Another arguement with Empoleon23 and Ninjapeng01


 * Be nice don't have lice eat your rice, tip the ice.
 * - Chewy


 * Say money to be my honey!
 * - Unknown


 * Empoleon23: Where is the new pin?
 * Pink Penguin: Im the new pin!

- Empoleon23 finding the new pin

- Empoleon23 pretending to be eaten by the inflatable whale at the iceburg during the water party
 * Empoleon23: Ive been eaten by a whale! Help!


 * Unknown: Where is the Ruby? Where is the Ruby?
 * TurtleShroom: GULP! Mmm, tasty!
 * Unknown: YOU SWALLOWED THE RUBY?!
 * (Turtleshroom and Unknown launch into long conversation)
 * Unknown: Don't you eat my emerald too!
 * TurtleShroom: Ooo! GULP!
 * Unknown: AHH! YOU ATE THE EMERALD!
 * - TurtleShroom and an unknown penguin


 * I need more girls!!!
 * - An unknown penguin surrounded by girl penguins


 * Sk8terguy56: "mucha mucha mucha"
 * Pnkgirl234076: "mucha mucha mucha"
 * Sk8terguy56: "ur so beautiful"
 * Pnkgirl1234076: "oh hunny"
 * - Two penguins on a date


 * Putt-man28: u know what u are?
 * Mrpink: What?
 * Putt-man28: beautiful.
 * Mrpink: thnx hunny.
 * - A very flattering penguin


 * Barkjon: Here is the famous statue of "Barkjon the Tipper". He was my great-grandfather. He tipped the iceberg, then dissapeared, probably falling off the iceberg.
 * Pnkmr12: So he tipped himself off?
 * Barkjon: Ya, sorta like that.
 * Dudu52: Did he tip all himself?
 * Barkjon(proudly): Yep!
 * Dudu52: He must have been pretty fat.
 * Barkjon(sarcastically): Ha ha.
 * - Barkjon giving a tour of his igloo, and going into a different matter
 * - Barkjon giving a tour of his igloo, and going into a different matter


 * (Mrperson777 sees penguin named Mr perfect77)
 * Mrperson777: WHY?!?
 * - Mrperson777
 * - Mrperson777


 * Poky: I saw a Monster eat Toon!
 * Toon: Then he spat me out, and I really am covered with bad stuff.
 * Poky: Ew
 * - Toon and Poky


 * WANT TOAST BET YA DO
 * - Flippy114


 * Dudu52: Help me!
 * Barkjon: Do u here that?
 * Dudu 52: Im drwoning blub blub

(Barkjon jumps in the water)
 * Dudu 52: I'm saved!
 * Barkjon: Another victory for lifeguard Barkjon!
 * - A lifegaurd rescue


 * "There will be a prom for the rest of oops."
 * - Bayside Girl


 * "Fly Im gonna snash you like a fly."
 * - Superguy 234


 * "Catch me for me gold RPF"
 * - Bobo305


 * "Where's Camp Penguin?"
 * - Buddy 706 during the 2007 camping party. Ironically, he was right in front of the sign that said "Camp Penguin".


 * "Wheres the secret room?"
 * - "A few penguins in the dojo after they hear there is a secret room in the mountains"


 * Mrperson777: im confused
 * Mrperson777: war or no war?
 * penguins: WAR!
 * penguins: NO WAR!
 * Mrperson777: yeah... thanks for clearing that up.
 * - Mrperson777 And the penguins in the dojo.


 * lets be fiends!
 * - An unknown penguin


 * I AM DARTH PENGUIN!
 * - A random penguin


 * EVERYONE STAND BACK THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE
 * - Snowy Blower after the avalanche on the Mountain


 * Please evacuate the mountain. remain calm.
 * - Random penguin during the avalanche


 * WHAT IS THIS? SHENANAY SAID THIS WAS SPARTA!
 * - A random penguin

penguin: What world are you in Guddok: err snow drift penguin: No way me 2
 * - Guddok and a random penguin


 * ITS NOT GUDOK!!!
 * - Guddok


 * FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT A GIRL!!!!!
 * - ''7945pengo being called a girl for the 10th time'

random penguin- FOLLOW ME TO ROCKHOPPER (every one follows him untill getting to the lodge attic) random penguin- FOLLOW ME TO ROKHOPPER (random penguin does not move, then disappears) '''crowd- where is him? (every one puts angry emote)
 * - a cunning penguin and a dumb crowd

Jboyjoby: (puts duck tube on and goes to water at cove) "Help! I can't swim!" some other penguin who's name is forgotten: You have a floatie on." Jboyjoby: "Oh."

Neptune 94: Where is the stage??? K942: um, right here (Standing in the ticket booth in the stage) Neptune 94: How do you get in???? K942: um, through the door Neptune 94: OH thanks! K942:um, your welcome Neptune 94:How do you get in again???? K942:sigh

Random Penguin: I LIKE CHEESE!! Jar Jarbinks: Well, I dont! (Random Penguin shows shocked face) Random Penguin: Well, you dont have to be rude about it! (Random Penguin walks away.) Jar Jarbinks: Uh.. -Jar Jarbinks, and a Random Penguin

Bombyo: HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING ME NINJA NEIL?! (Ninja Neil dosent say anything, but rings his coins for change bell.) Bombyo: WELL?! (Ninja Neil rings his bell again) Bombyo: Sigh (walks away) -Bombyo, and Ninja Neil

One of the Tour Guide's Buddy: Sry ljiojk huoioiklkkl? A Tour Guide:Sri Lanka? -A tour guide and his Buddy

"VIVA VIVA CLUB PENGUINNNNNNNNN" -Dunklebug on New Year's Eve


 * -Geggy: I EAT EGGY BREAD!
 * -Pika 2000: SO DO I
 * -Pike 2000: *Pause* What is eggy bread?
 * -Geggy: Bread with eggy cheese.
 * -Pika 2000: Oh! What is eggy bread?
 * -The Famous Eggy Bread Conversation
 * -The Famous Eggy Bread Conversation


 * -Mew100: I know where Rockhopper is!
 * -Penguins: Where?
 * -Mew100: Press Alt and F4 on the keyboard
 * -Penguins dissapear
 * -Mew100's prank (Before the number filter)
 * -Mew100's prank (Before the number filter)


 * -Unknown Girl: Are you a guy?
 * -Mrperson777: I find it very rude to ask that question
 * -Mrperson777: I find it very rude to ask that question


 * -"I like pie!!"
 * -"I like pie!!"

-Yo Antonio