User:Ben 100022/The Ben Stage/To be or not to be?/Play Script

The play starts off with a guy falling in love with a girl on the internet, but it eventually makes no sense, like all of Bugzy's stories;

Scene 1
''{the problem in good ol' Club Penguin these days is internet relationships. Penguins today express their love for an unknown man or woman or both with the heart icon. Romeo does this frequently to poor Juliet, who always denies his requests, but her parents are the ones that are most angry about this)''

Juliet's Mom: Yorkie I mean, Juliet. This internet relationship has to stop..

Juliet: Far out, I don't even like him! He keeps stalking me!

Juliet's Dad: Don't try to hide things from us, we know what you and that Romeo get up to online, saying the Heart emoticon, trying to kiss on Club Penguin but fail. I blame the media and Disney for this.

Juliet's Mom: Calm down honey, Disney isn't at fault even though they have been known to insert certain sexual propaganda into their films..

Juliet: ....

Romeo: ZOMG I WAN DAT CHICK OMG I WAN TUH HAFF LUV WIT DAT E-NET CHICK!1!1

Romeo's Dad: Son, you've been on that computer for about a week with no sleep. You should rest your head, then go outside and play.

Romeo: ZOMG NOOOOOO I DUN WANNA GO OUTSIDE!1!1 I WANT TUH LUV DAT E-NET CHICK JUHLEET.

Romeo's Dad: Kids these days..

(the next day, Juliet is on Club Penguin)

Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo? Good. he's not here, finally I can rela--

Romeo: ZOMG HAI JUHLEET OMG I LUV U CUM TUH MAH IGGY.

Juliet: Quit following me!!!

(unbeknowest to the public in Club Penguin, Bugzy and his powerful Soviet Union was massing an invasion)

Bugzy: REMEMBER, IN SOVIET RUSSIA..

Bugzy's Army: CLUB PENGUIN GETS PWNED BY YOU!!!

Bugzy: AND ALSO, IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

Bugzy's Army: BUGZY STANDS FOR YOU!!!

Bugzy: I love my work, kids.

Servant Joe: Bugzy, I thought you might like to know that your arch enemy Professor Chaos halted the manufacture of Bugzy Tummies into Antarctica.

Bugzy: WHAT? But they're the most delicious chocolate bars ever! One bite of it is equivalent to one bite of PWNAGE!

Servant Joe: Well, I just sent a statue of a concrete Donkey to crush the Pizza Parlor.

Bugzy: I sent a Golden Donkey that comes at the speed of quiet. --(Author's Note: This is getting nowhere fast, ain't it?)

Servant Joe: I disappeared!

To Be Continued