User blog comment:Mixer2301/Your Thoughts- Club Penguin Humor Wiki/@comment-3169402-20130529025639

I have the first page idea: Puffles.

Puffles are small poop turds covered in pine needles that change color that penguins adopt as slaves. They are used to entertain penguins and other annoying things like dogs.

History
Puffles were first discovered when Herbert P. Bear was found in the plaza dancing in a bikini to Gangnam Style and they wanted to dance with him.

Trivia

 * They like drinking sody pop when their slave owners are asleep.


 * Justin Bieber is really a bunch of puffles disguised as a clown.


 * They feel like fur and weird whiskers stuck onto their body.