Cheese 3000

The Cheese 3000 is an "invention" made by Gary the Gadget Guy in the comic "Gary Needs a Holiday". It is actually just a slice of cheese with "3000" written on it with a black marker. The invention is not really an invention at all, according to the penguins in the comic. It appears to be an invention that G had invented when he got bored.

Comic Text
The actual script from "Gary Needs a Holiday".
 * Gary: Behold! My latest—and possibly greatest—invention yet! The CHEESE 3000!
 * A penguin: It looks like cheese.
 * Gary: Cheese 3000.
 * A penguin: (eats) It tastes like cheese.
 * Gary: And ink!

Trivia

 * In the Penguin Times Issue #146, there is a word search with some of Gary's inventions being the words. One of the words is "Cheese" because of the Cheese 3000.
 * The Cheese 3000 is on the computer screen in the background that Gary gives you when you meet him.
 * It serves no purpose other than to be eaten.
 * It appears in the Club Penguin Comic titled "Gary Needs a Holiday".
 * It is currently partially eaten.
 * Many penguins think this invention is extremely silly.
 * It is similar to another useless invention by G, the Rubber Duck.
 * It tastes like marker ink and cheese, as mentioned above.