User blog:Phineas99cp/Soccer Power - Chapter 1; The Comeback

June 10, 2014


 * OMG OMG OMG! The World Cup starts in 3 days! :D - Me
 * Barf Barf! - Bingo bringing me the CP Times Newspaper of that week
 * Oh thanks Bingo! - Me
 * Barf! - Bingo
 * Ok...hmm let's see what's up this week... - Me reading the newspaper

Soccer Seasons Begins!


 * Cool! The first ever Penguin Cup! I am sure I will be there. I will join in Team Space Squids! I wonder what's in the news today - Me turning on TV

TV turns on


 * BREAKING NEWS. STRANGE UNKNOWN BOX PORTAL FOUND IN UNDERGROUND! Could it be an alien invasion? Or is it a Team Space Squids joke? Where is the unknown box portal? It is currently owned by the EPF and the EPF is hoping to do some research based on the box portal. The box portal appeared locked up already and there was this button located alongisde the unknown box portal. We believe it is related with the box portal - News Reporter
 * Meh...I wanna see the CP Sports News! - Me
 * Now let's go to sports! Club Penguin will host its first Penguin Cup. It's is assumed the party planners will make it an annual event - News Reporter
 * WOO HOO! - Me
 * The expected teams to play during the event are the Sharks, Hot Sauce, Space Squids and Fluffies, but currently, there is space for 8 more teams to join the Soccer tournament madness! Just meet Aunt Arctic at the CP Times Office and if you are lucky enough, Aunt Arctic will enter you into the Penguin Cup tournament! - News Reporter
 * Awesome! - Me
 * And to join a team you must qualify to a team, registering in the FISA! The Federation International of Soccer Association offices! Then FISA will see if you are good enough to qualify for the team. - News Reporter
 * WOO HOO! SPACE SQUIDS! HERE I GO! - Me
 * You won't make it bro - Billybob4eve
 * Shut up dude! I have faith I will win the Penguin Cup. I would really appreciate if you could support me even in the hard times - Me
 * Well bro, you are right - Billybob4eve
 * Huh? - Me
 * Yeah. I was such a bad brother...I will be there when you play your first soccer match, screaming for you... - Billybob4eve
 * ...Aww than... - Me about to be interrumpted by Billybob4eve
 * ...SUCH LOSER YOU ARE AND TO SEE YOU FAIL SO BADLY! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA! - Billybob4eve
 * Oh really? You will be owned when Team Space Squids is in 1st place! - Me
 * Yeah right. Better start training now bro - Billybob4eve

June 11, 2014


 * All right! Time to start training! - Me

Later...


 * Uh Phineas...aren't you supposed to be training for the upcoming Penguin Cup? - Billybob4eve
 * I am! - Me
 * Dude...you are playing videogames - Billybob4eve
 * Nope! I am playing the FIFA 14 VIDEOGAME! NOW I WILL GAIN MORE STRENGTH BY PLAYING HARD! - Me
 * ...Uhhh...dude, quit the videogames and do real work - Billybob4eve
 * Dude, it's legendary difficulty! - Me
 * OMG DUDE! YOU CAN'T BE MORE SERIOUS! QUIT THE VIDEOGAMES! - Billybob4eve
 * ...Why? - Me
 * Because if you don't, then I will uh...uh...I know! Break down your TV so that way you won't be able to watch your novels again! - Billybob4eve
 * O HOW DARE YOU! MY NOVELS! I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT AFTER PEDRO9253 CHEATS ON CARLY1481! - Me
 * Well, you won't see what will happen after you keep wasting your time here... - Billybob4eve
 * FINE! I WILL :| - Me
 * You will thank me later bro! - Billybob4eve

At the Mine Shack


 * Phineas! Phineas! - Furryhamster
 * What? - Me
 * Shocking and yet, astonishing news! Remember the villains you faced against them? Spaceguin 3000, Herbert, Ultimate Proto-Bot 10K, Shenron, Dot's Mother...? - Furryhamster
 * Yeah I do, why? - Me
 * Well, those guys are coming back! - Furryhamster
 * What?! Impossible! How!? - Me
 * Uhh... - Furryhamster

Flashback: June 10, 2014 - 10 PM PST


 * Man...what a hard day... - Furryhamster
 * All right Agent FH03 (Furryhamster's codename), make sure to patrol the EPF Command Room since SOMEBODY (stares at Rookie) broke the cameras while playing Baseball - Gary
 * Roger that - Furryhamster
 * But Gary! I was playing Baseball to join the Penguin Cup! - Rookie
 * THE PENGUIN CUP IS ABOUT SOCCER! NOT ABOUT BASEBALL! :| - Rookie
 * What's Socker? Is it that hobby where people use socks as puppets? - Rookie?
 * SOCCER! NOT SOCKER! - Gary facepalming
 * Oh... - Rookie
 * Please don't fail me Agent FH03. We will fix the cameras tomorrow and the unknown box portal lies on your hands. Whatever it happens, do NOT press the red button! I repeat, do NOT press the red button! - Gary
 * Got it! Bye Gary! - Furryhamster

2 hours later...


 * Z z Z z Z z...WOAH WHAT?! Oh I almost fell asleep. I will serve myself coffee. Maybe that will help... - Furryhamster

Furryhamster views at box portal


 * Heh, I wonder what's inside that thing. Now, which button should I turn on in order to turn on the coffee machine? I remember Gary saying something... - Furryhamster

Flashback...


 * ...Whatever it happens, doNUT press the red button! I repeat, doNUT press the red button! - Gary

End of Flashback


 * ...doNUT? Gary says weird stuff everyday. Oh well, I guess I will just press the red button - Furryhamster triggers the "red" button

Secret Altar appears


 * ...What? What is this love altar doing here? Why does this love altar have too many of Aunt Arctic's pictures? ...Must be Gary's... - Furryhamster
 * Oh wait! I pressed the orange button! My bad! Time to turn on the correct button - Furryhamster triggers the correct red button

*Box portal is now unlocked


 * ...WE ARE FREE! - Unknown voice
 * What? Who said that!? - Furryhamster
 * The real question is...who didn't say that? - Herbert
 * It's good to breathe again... - Spaceguin 3000
 * I shall vanquish that penguin with the colorful pointy hat... - Ultimate Proto-Bot 10K
 * HEY YOU! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT US? YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK AT US ON THAT WAY! CLEAN YOUR DISHES! - Dotta (AKA Dot's Mother)
 * Attention fellow citizen, do you know a certain penguin with a colorful pointy hat? - Protoguin 3000

Furryhamster nods


 * DANG IT! WE MUST FIND HIM! - Shenron

All villains leave


 * ...I will be kicked out of the EPF D: - Furryhamster

End of Flashback


 * ...And there, is how the villains managed to escape - Furryhamster
 * Wait, how do you know about them? - Me
 * ...I'ma stalker... - Furryhamster
 * Uh...whatever. What are the villains up to now? - Me
 * I don't know. I heard them mentioning something about "sports" - Furryhamster
 * Sports...Hmm... - Me

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