User blog:MLG Mangle/Problems With CP Episode 1 Pookies

You know those little monsters at the pet shop? Well, I'm gonna talk some things about them in this blog, And WARNING, I'm not trying to make a protest or anything like that, I'm just showing how I feel about them. Anyways lets begin! So first of all, They say almost everything with a W, Using a W, Ok, I know they try to use a baby kind of voice but, You cant use a voice in CP, You can only use a chat. After this, I'm gonna ask Disney or Club Penguin Team on what they think of Pookies. Wait, Pookies, It rhymes with cookies!!! Anyways, Next of all, It looks like all they want is attention, Guys cant you just be normal penguins, You can get much more attention with that. A fact is that they mostly appear on server Blizzard or 3 to 5 bar servers probably. Anyways next thing, Divas and MELDs, If you dont know, Divas are a mean type of pookie who hates any kind of dad and only wants a rich mum, You cant be rich like PewDiePie, So if you have 100 000 Coins in-game, It wouldnt make you that rich, And also, Divas only want all the attention than everyone else, If they see a family with a dad, They most likely leave in a mater of seconds, MELDs are and eviler type of Diva, The name MELD means Mean Evil Little Diva, They are almost like Divas only much worse, They just hurt themselfes and blame it on somebody else, Seriusly, The mum or dad should see things around their igloo than just one area. Then we have the worst type of pookie in my opinion, I think you guessed it, The tummy pookies, These pookies are so wierd they get born like a human, Im not even kidding, I saw a pookie in the pet shop say FWEE TUMMY, So the most wierdest thing is how they get into their mums tummys, The mum doesnt care, They just say Hop in, Hop in, Is this a joke, They jump into your booty and go back out, What is their problem, Is the moderator just looking at their shoes, The mum even screams like AAAAHHH! or HELP! and stuff like a real mum would scream. If you are a pookie and reads this, Please, Dont say in the comments that pookies should stay and i'm a meanie, I'm just saying what I feel about these kind of penguins, And please, Tell about this post to everyone, Well, Thats it for this episode of Problems With CP, Stay tuned for next episode which we will talk about Preps. Oh yeah one more thing, STOP MAKING PREGNANCY STORIES ON YOUTUBE, ITS WIERD AND THINK IF A CHILD COMES ACROSS A VIDEO LIKE THAT, THEY WILL THINK THAT IF THEY DO THAT, THEY WILL GET A BABY, SO PLEASE STOP MAKE VIDEOS LIKE THIS! The End!