User blog comment:Phineas99cp/Defeated/@comment-4504103-20140517091849

Hmm... then I shall build my own Death Star, sir! The swaggiest one in existence, with massive rooms full of rare MLP items. There will be millions of cupboards filled with episodes of MLP that have existed, are existing and will exist. I shall have an enormous laser designed especially to engrave my face and the word "swag" into the faces of planets. It will be protected with five thick layers of gold armour-plating, and it will be decked out in the blingiest bling in the universe. There will be an entire room full of Justin Bieber posters, and another room full of anti-Justin Bieber posters, toys, collectibles and magazines. Thus, this new weapon built to convert planets into swag will be called.... the Death Swag.