User:American che/Things I want to get and things I NEVER want to get

Things I want to get
A ton of TrUsT awards. Those are the bestest.

Things I NEVER want to get
The NotWelc Template on my user page. (see below)

Public Banishment. Nuff said there; I don't want my precious American Che name tainted with the stain of hacking, swearing, banishment... you know what I mean, right?