User talk:Barkjon/5

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Temporary Suspension
Obviously, I don't mean from the wiki! I mean, you are suspended from being a judge at my contest for this January. But it's reasonable and you'll understand. You see, only two have entered the contest for this January, and you're one of them! It will be a showdown between you and Sk8rbluscat, and you can't judge yourself, can you? I'll be the sole judge for this month. Actually judges can't join the challenge, and as I said, you can't judge yourself. You can start judging on February. For now, help me out with the February theme. I put an announcement on the wiki's main page. I'm having trouble finding themes. Are there Valentine's Day-themed outfits or Groundhog Day parties? --Ocnarf rocks 07:09, 29 December 2008 (UTC) P.S. I don't think my contest is that much of a magnet. Let's work out ways to increase its publicity in the wiki.

Webkinz
What happened? I miss you. Webkinz Wikia is getting slower and slugger now. Please come back. Webkinz Mania 17:21, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

New skin vote.
Do you know who is organizing a vote for the new skin? -- TiG3rn0se  [http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Tigernose&action=edit&section=new 18:09, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Judge
Hiya! I know I haven't been visiting for a long time, but anyway, I'm setting up a contest to see who's the coolest penguin in the wiki. Please refer to my user page. Anyway, I want you as a judge in the contest. I was thinking of the most trusted penguin in the wiki, and I found you. So just tell me if you accept the invitation, and don't hesitate to tell me if you see something missing in the contest mechanics and stuff like that. By the way, if you need help, I'm also a judge, and if you want to, you can ask TurtleShroom if he's interested in being a judge. Only him! I trust him, too. Keep cool! --Ocnarf rocks 14:18, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Hello!
I'm Spongebobrocks09, I've been a User for about 3 months and I know you are 2nd webmaster so do you want to meet on CP? Snow board,Iceberg, the name's 07sandy, i'm safe chat, so talk in safe chat.

--Spongebobrocks09 22:04, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Aloha! Hey, what's up? -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:18, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Yo! What's up? -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:31, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Do you have school tomorrow? I do. :( -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:33, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Homeschooling... YUCK... You never leave home to go to school. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:39, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

My parents are thinking about homeschooling me. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:43, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Your sister used to edit Club Penguin Wiki??? -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:44, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

The only thing I like to do is sit in front of the computer all day! -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

I forgot to ask you, do you notice anything different about my signature? -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:45, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Im Homeschooled too! -- Metalmanager   Im Awesome, you're not, Deal with it!  22:46, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

My friend created an account, he is Ncr1997. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:46, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

By the way, on Wikipedia, have you gotten my Smile from Skater? -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:48, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

I will welcome Princesscorn, your sister. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:49, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

You welcomed her already... -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:50, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

I was just wondering, who is the youngest user on this wiki? -- Metalmanager   Im Awesome, you're not, Deal with it!  22:53, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations! You are the 3rd person to make 3000 edits!!!! -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:53, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Yours were all more useful than mine. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:54, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

I like having you on this Wiki. Without you, this Wiki would collapse and this Wiki would be chaotic. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:56, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

See you tomorrow. -- Sk8r bluscat TALK TO ME! 22:57, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Hi Barkjon
Hi barkjon, i was wondering if you would like to meet up and play some Jitsu rounds. -- Hat Pop  TALK 2 DA HAT! 20:48, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I have like 50 pages to delete. Delete them for me!
User:Teesam/Parties/Coffee User:Teesam/Parties/Town User:Teesam/Parties/Plaza User:Teesam/Parties/Ski User:Teesam/Parties/Gift User:Teesam/Parties/Dance User:Teesam/Parties/Dojo

Can you unprotect the page Parties? I will not put the 2002-2004 parties except i have a reference. If I have i will tell you and give you a link. But if there is no link I will not edit --125.25.37.159 17:08, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Barkjon...
To tell you the truth I used to be User:76.200.186.27. My IP changed, but I still edit it. So I'm not trying to vandalize his page. 76.211.230.23 23:24, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

P.S. If I'm able to, I'll create an account named Dojonub and move User:76.200.186.27 to my user page.

Merry Christmas, Barkjon
-- Sk8rbluscat TALK TO ME! 02:08, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Vandal Watch
Quite a few wikis have a project called Vandal Watch. They have it incase anyone does vandalise the pages of their wiki. But I think us, the CPW should really have one. We have had a few attacks, so this could be really useful in catching the hooligans. I have already made one, under the name page of User:Tigernose/Vandalwatch, so if you wish to make one, click on my link, copy & paste the stuff, and customize if you want. Also, one more thing: Could you add a color-coded system on your vandal watch, and rate the threat of the users. If they did minor vandalism, put them on a specific colour. If they do even more, they go up colours, and so on. But, of course, you may not even consider Vandal Watch and scrap it. I don't mind, since you are on of the beauracrats, but tell me if it's a bad idea, and pretend I never said any of this. -- TiG3rn0se  [http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Tigernose&action=edit&section=new 12:57, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Rollback
Hey, Im got 5 votes, can you make me a rb? -- Sk8itbot 08  my first pin, Jetpack  Talk to me,please, I dont get out much... Click 22:55, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey Barkjon, Can you please me make a Sysop? I got 5 votes and Sk8rbluscat won't promote me. -- Met alm ana ger  Talk to me!  21:18, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

because I say "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME" at the end of each promotion. -- Sk8rbluscat (TALK 21:21, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Punctuation
Questions are asked with a ?, not a !, you know. Since we aren't allowed to criticize much of anything else now that The Lord Emperor TurtleShroom has taken office, I might as well teach you kids some decent grammar. Also, you don't use more than two in a sentence, or more preferably, one?!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!? 76.226.239.27 22:40, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey!
Hey it's me blue! I just came back to the wiki. But it seems like everyones in fights and a bunch of people who don't even play club penguin are coming here. Whats going on? Bluehero

The Rundown on Exactly What Happened on Your Vacation
I'm sorry for any confusion.

Okay. I guess I'll start from the beginning.

It's a long, nasty story, so bear with me as I drag out the details.

To truly grasp this situation, reading this whole thing would be a good idea.

First off, I presume you know little about people such as ShadowyLeftHand, Alex White, and several evil IP Addresses. If you don't, you seriously do not want to know. If you do, I'm wasting bandwidth.

I will sum up these users.

ShadowyLeftHand was a Satanist who came and attacked every Law, one by one, saying, quote, "while I watch you writhe in disgust". As she tore down every moral and said a terrible word, I banned her and deleted her page because it was just...... UGH!

Alex White is an extreme politically correct ner-do-well who rushed in after the Satanists were cleaned out. She came straight to me (she thought you quit, I presume) and rambled on and on and on about how awful the Laws were and how homosexuals and Satanists were "left out" in these laws. I bet you know what I think about that kind of thing.

Anyway, other people, whose names were long destroyed, came in and said some of the most vile things I have ever laid eyes on.

One user "slept on Satan's doorstep and/or his bed" and "bathed in fire", and all kinds of stuff that should never be repeated.

Another user flat out said the Webmasters (plural) and the Writers of the Law were, literally, "complete idiots". Other users went on to say that this Wiki was "communist", that I was a dictator (they singled me out there), and that this wiki was "ruled". Obviously, this Wiki was already ruled in the first place.

They condemned me, and soon afterward, a slew of minions marched in, almost all of them saying they were satanic, one said she loved "how people's heads came off", another called down a curse word or two, several just flat out mocked God and/or the Wiki.

Not one came to help the CPW, and most of them came from the Halo Wiki (that M rated shooting game), and one especially violent one came from "Gruntipedia" (seriously).

I deleted the Law for two reasons:

1. Most of the Laws were simple common sense (G rated, don't swear, no politics, this is Club Penguin, ect. ect. ect.), and are actually basic morals in me, and a lot of other users.

and

2. The only reason the evil people came in was because of that sole page.

Yes, the dictatorship is a joke, but rest assured that you have not lost an ounce' of power, and no one is going to be cast out.

I took the title of Dictator in ridicule of all the arrogant people who came in. That was their title of choice. However, the Co-Webmasters originally had the final say until that was challenged, so I was already being called a dictator anyway. By their rants, Webmaster and Dictator are pretty much the same thing.

I took the title, despite some of its meanings, because of an old lesson I learned in the third grade. When someone insults you, say, they say a person has a big mole or this terrible haircut, the teacher said that sometimes, agreeing with the insult is the best way to stop it. As such, I took the title in humor's sake, and from there... stability returned.

You can keep your title, or you could change it, but Robbsi trusted us both with governing the Wiki, so we're still a team.

In fact, this dictator could never have a better partner.

You're a better ruler than me anyway.

After all, you can call a door a "goozack", but it's still a door!

To take my point further, I don't even know how to rule with literal absolute power (clearly), so I couldn't do it alone regardless of whatever title I use.

I'm incapable of becoming power crazy because I've always had some kind of power anyway.

The only fear that should exist is if any brats return.

Also, the users on this list approve of both the title and the new order, but "Hail TurtleShroom" is just a fun little idea I came up with.

I call my supporters (who are also my friends) "Turtlenators" (which made my mother laugh), and of course you're my friend, Turtlenator or not.

The Laws really didn't need to be written, considering they are just simple moral beliefs. Before they were written, and long before the Crisis (I and II), we didn't have them, and we did just fine.

I just hope this doesn't destroy our friendship.

I can't rule without you, no questions asked.

You can rule without me, but I need you. For some reason, when you leave, that's when the worst stuff happens.

It's probably because I can't do anything alone, even in real life.

I hope you had a great vacation!

Hail TurtleShroom (and friends) !

Have a glorious day.

w:c:clubpenguin: Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) Speak to the Webmaster! I command you! 17:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC)  I'm glad you're back, friend!  :) 

The Dictator thing  IS  a joke! -- Sk8rbluscat (TALK 17:54, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

All hail Barkjon!
Seriously, THIS guy can see trouble, and reacts rather level-headedly to it. I get the feeling that were he here and TS weren't when the crap hit the fan, that all us vandals would've gotten bored and left. Well, discounting the users, but overall I get good vibes from this guy. Kudos for sanity, and anyone who thinks I'm being sarcastic can get stuffed for trying to discredit a sincere compliment. 76.226.131.234 22:50, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Barkjon - The best thing since bread and butter!
You rock! -- Sk8rbluscat (HAIL 00:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Barkjon is truly the best thing than bread and butter! -- Sk8rbluscat (HAIL 00:19, 31 December 2008 (UTC) (peanut butter and jelly) -- Sk8rbluscat (HAIL 00:19, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

IP Adress
Remember the Ip that contradicted TS. he's Rob Mason, a guy who wants to shut us down! After every comment he put RM and signed something on the RFA saying Mason. he's the wiki's rival! -- Happyface ( Just Say Hi) ☺  00:21, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Tech Decks
Have you heard of Tech decks? They're skateboards for your finger! There is a wiki about it here is the link: Yay! -- Happyface ( Just Say Hi) ☺  00:32, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey Barkjon, my computer is really near running a BSOD right now, even while I am editing, I only have 256 MB of RAM and I am using a page file JUST to keep my computer running!!!! My computer is really near crashing right now... the noly thing keeping it running is the page file. Sorry for my spelling mistakes, I am typing too fast!!!! Sorry. I like to type and i am not even looking at the computer screen and I am typing. I am actually looking at the TV screen and I am still not even looking at the keyboard or at the monitor screen! WOW! I typed that whole sentence without even looking at hte comptuer screen. GRRR! I am doing spelling mistakes! I am thinking about playing Playstation 2 but I am looking at the PS2 screen, which I have the PS2 on right now... I also have my Ipod going. It is not exactally an Ipod. It is an Sandisk Sans m240 (1 gigabyte) Wow... I can almost type a whole page without looking at the keys! could actually type a whole page without looking at the monitor on my computer... 01:31, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey
Hey Barkjon, I think you should write a message for the public here

Hail Barkjon! Happy New Year! Dancing Penguin http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk!) 17:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Your New Award
Here Barkjon, you deserve this.

Awards!
I'm giving you all my awards! -- _Me ta lm a n a ger _ 18:12, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Sk8rbluscat No.3 award
--Sk8rbluscat

My Award
Im giving you my award for being an awesome friend and a great editor!

It seems like alot of people have been giving you awards lately lol. Bluehero

Yo Barkjon!
What's up???? I am doing good, don't mind me...'

Have a glorious and non destructive day,

Jesus loves you so he died for you! :) :) TALKCONTRIBS 00:14, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

hey
hi it's me! How are you? Sorry I have been gone On my break. Thanks for putting on the hall of fame LB22   (talk to me!)  Email me! 18:28, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Law
I am writing to thank whoever edited the law so it is just the 5 "No's". TurtleShroom's talk page and the talk page for the Law were both blocked, so I thought coming to you would be best in this scenario. I think the waves of people against the Laws will cease because of this action. It is the step that I think the editors that "Spammed" or "Attempted to destroy" Club Penguin Wiki were just looking for. (At least, from looking at ShadowyLeftHand, Rob Mason and Alex White's edits, that's what I saw)

Friend of the People 19:25, 5 January 2009 (UTC)


 * I created the 5 no's, thank you. Dancing Penguin  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk!) 21:22, 5 January 2009 (UTC)


 * No, I did, actually, the 5 no's was actually my idea, go to the history on Talk:Law and you will see! -- _Me ta lm a n a ger _ 22:09, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Why I am thinking about quitting:
It's been getting boring around here on the Club Penguin Wiki... That is why. I will still be editing CPFW!

Jesus loves you and he died for you! :) :) TALKCONTRIBS 02:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey!
Hey Barkjon! I haven't talked to you in forever! Bluehero

Barkjon, I am blocked on this Wiki and the CPFW and RSW and all the other Wikia's I have touched!!

Block details are: * Start of block: 02:55, 6 January 2009 * Expiry of block: 08:32, 6 January 2009 * Intended blockee: Sk8rbluscat

This is Sk8rbluscat speaking... NOT a lying IP address... I am blocked... HELP!

I already got a Bring Back Skater Program on the CPFW! PLEASE HELP ME!

70.20.122.40 12:41, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

So much for User:Sk8rbluscat, that is 4,000+ edits down the toilet... I am blocked as user:sk8rbluscat but I am editing as Sk8r bluscat ... :( I wish I hadn't been blocked... ^_^

Sk8r bluscat  01:17, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Same reason Happyface on CPFW is blocked... Violating Wikia's Terms of Use... I revealed my age to User:Angela, while standing up for Happyface!!! --Sk8r bluscat  01:18, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

That STAFFER is a IDIOT! Sk8r bluscat  01:27, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Happyface is blocked FOR THE SAME REASON! --<font face="Papyrus" color="FF7F00">Sk8r <font face="Papyrus" color="000000">bluscat  01:33, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

This is block details:

You do not have permission to edit pages, for the following reason: Your user name or IP address has been blocked.

The block was made by Angela. The reason given is Under 13. See w:terms of use.

* Start of block: 02:55, 6 January 2009 * Expiry of block: 21:21, 6 January 2009 * Intended blockee: Sk8rbluscat

You can contact Angela or another administrator to discuss the block. You cannot use the 'e-mail this user' feature unless a valid e-mail address is specified in your account preferences and you have not been blocked from using it. Your current IP address is 70.20.122.40, and the block ID is #2816. Please include all above details in any queries you make.

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<font face="Papyrus" color="FF7F00">Sk8r <font face="Papyrus" color="000000">bluscat  01:33, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm blocked ON ALL THE WIKI'S! --<font face="Papyrus" color="FF7F00">Sk8r <font face="Papyrus" color="000000">bluscat  01:34, 7 January 2009 (UTC)