User blog:Green Ninja/GN Thoughts: Darth Herbert is not Herbert (And Why)

Hello everyone! Green Ninja here with a brand new type of blog post. Once a month I'll be sharing my thoughts on the various subjects of Club Penguin. Every month, I'll be discussing a new subject to wrap your brain around. This month, September 2013, brings me to this point, and two months later, you should have realized: Darth Herbert is not Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire.

Think about it: the back stories are completely different. Herbert was born in the Arctic Circle, took a ride on an iceberg, and ended up on Club Penguin. Darth Herbert was originally Sensei's apprentice and an experienced Jedi, then through a series of misadventures he fell to the Dark Side (just like Anakin Skywalker). Plus, the real Herbert would have not been able to build an entire space superstation in three months after Operation: Hot Sauce. It just doesn't connect. Only Darth Herbert would have enough time. The truth is, Darth Herbert was in space the whole time. Also, Sensei mentioned in the newspaper a "clawed emperor" who Darth Herbert was serving. That, my friends, is the real Herbert.

Darth Herbert just happened to be a polar bear and happened to have the same name and happened to be part of the Galactic Empire. Also, if you have noticed, "Herbert" had no knowledge of Klutzy, or the Elite Penguin Force for that matter, when you met him at the Star Wars Takeover. Also, this explains the fact that "Herbert" was able to recruit a bunch of penguins as Stormtroopers and not crabs. These penguins knew that Darth Herbert was not the real Herbert and thought he was a good guy, and joined the Galactic Empire hoping to work for a good cause. Does that make sense?

Anyway, I just wanted to make this clear to you all: Darth Herbert is an entirely different character. After all, a few months before that Club Penguin mentioned a new mascot. Perhaps Darth Herbert was the new mascot? While Darth Herbert commanded the Galactic Empire against the Rebel Alliance, Herbert P. Bear was in the shadows watching. I believe a new page is in order.

Join me next month for another edition of GN Thoughts!