User blog:HopefullyIWillRememberThis/If "Fanfiction" was a CPPS

= Rockhopper X Aunt Artic =

Chapter 1: The meeting
One day on Club Penguin Island, Rockhopper was sailing on his ship to go and visit the penguins, he would be so happy to meet every single one of them (Well, not everyone...) he would visit The Dock, The Pizza Parlor and maybe even other people's igloos! but he realised that he had came to a server with another mascot already taking place, It was Aunt Artic, she had beautiful eyes and lovely green skin, Rockhopper knew it would be the love of his live, but he had to wait for the penguins to go away so they din't get grossed out from Rockhopper and Aunt Artic or their heads exploding from excitement seeing two mascots in one place, so Rockhopper waited, and waited, and he waited some more, just until the time was right.

Chapter 2: The flirting
When it was midnight and all the penguins went to bed like happy little bunnies seeing a mascot for the first time ever, to maybe even the second time! Rockhopper waddled up to Aunt Artic before she could get a chance to leave, "Arrr me matey, yarr be looking just finer then the seven seas!" Aunt Artic was confused by why Rockhopper would be acting like this, why would he suddenly feel a need for lust? why would he want to date her? why would rockhopper flirt? but never the less, Aunt Artic questioned Rockhopper "What are you even doing?" rockhopper was slightly panicking, but he responded "Yarr the most beauty I've ever seen since a treasure chest of stinky cheese!" Aunt Artic finally knew what Rockhopper was talking about "Y-y-you want to go on a d-date?" Then Rockhopper replied "Arrrrr!" in which from a club penguin comic, it means yes

Chapter 3: The date
Aunt Artic was still wondering if she should date Rockhopper or not, Why would she date a pirate, if yes, how would the date go, the wedding, the CHILDREN, THE GRANDCHILDREN!!! but Aunt Artic just stopped thinking about it a lot and said to Rockhopper "Where are we going for our first date?" she said, It got Rockhopper thinking, where should he go to make the perfect date? and then, he got an idea "Meet me at the ship, Me hearty" Aunt Artic was wondering what would Rockhopper do to impress her, when they got in the ship, Rockhopper was setting everything up, the candles, the table, the music and even the food, Aunt Artic was blushing, thinking that she would have someone to love, but there was something that went wrong, a club penguin admin was hiding under the table "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCOUTS!" and the admin banned them both for a month, they would ban them forever but they are mascots, the moral of the story, DON'T ONLINE DATE IN KID FRIENDLY GAMES, THIS INCLUDES MINECRAFT, ROBLOX, TOONTOWN, CLUB PENGUIN AND MAYBE EVEN RUNESCAPE!!!