User blog:EmpressYzma/My EMPIRICALLY LARGE plan to defeat KUSCO and become Empress!

My (Yzma)'s daring plan
Hello, my soon to be peasants! I, your loyal future empress, Yzma, have devised up a fantastic, BRILLIANT, Brrrrrilliant plan!

First, I will turn myself into a orange puffle.

Next, I will order Kronk to order 50 tons of dark chocolate metal to eat.

I will then transform myself into a chocolate-breathing dragon, El Pufflo!

After, I will knock on Cuzco's door.

He'll open it, and I'll rip off his helmet!

After, we'll go on a 2.5 minute clichéd chase to the sound of funky music and through an intricate and mysterious hallway filled with mysteriously connected doorways!

After, I shall tickle Kuzco INTO GIVING ME THE PASSWORD TO HIS VAULT!

I then shall go in and take his prized possession, and threaten to eat it if he doesn't hand over the throne!

Bwahahahahaha, it's BRILLIANT! Brrrrilliant!