User:Barkjon/Hacker Tracker

Hacker Tracker is a story started by Sharkbate and I. It's still in the making, though.

Authors: Sharkbate, Barkjon

It was started March 3, 2009 and finished -, 2009

See a way different version here: Complete Alternate Version

Enjoy!

Prologue
Sanity Penguin was not a hacker at first. He was a normal, law-abiding penguin of the island. But then the incident happened. What exactly was the "incident"? Not many people know. It is one of the last remaining secrets of Club Penguin, but two penguins, Snowman 1001 and Barkjon found out, through months of researching...

"What?" the young black penguin asked. "I can't believe it! A month?"

"Yes...a month." replied the old, fatherly penguin.

The conversation was mainly one-sided, with the younger penguin complaining to his elder. Why was he complaining? His parents had been on a trip for two years. The young penguin, named Simon, scowled again and stomped out of his grandfather's igloo into the cold, snowy evening. Why did his parents have to stay another month? What mission did that G assign them, this time? It was top-secret, and none but his father and mother knew it. Simon waddled through the giant snowdrifts to his igloo, tears flowing from his eyes.

Simon woke up the next morning in his small igloo. His anger about his parent's delay still smoldered, but not as much as the previous night. He sat at his couch for a while, remembering his parents and thinking about why G would have kept them overseas even longer.

Weeks after he learned the news, Simon was waddling by the dock. It was only three days until his parent's return. He had a nagging doubt that they would have been kept wherever they were longer, but he pushed it to the back of his mind. Suddenly, a breathless sailor hopped out of his motorboat and dashed towards Simon. He immediately pondered why the sailor would be coming towards him. When the sailor reached him, he said,

"Are you Simon Pengwell?" he asked.

"Yes...why?" replied Simon.

"Your parents...they are dead." said the sailor.

Simon just stood there, not believing he would be left alone in Club Penguin, and for forever this time.

"How did they die?" said Simon, angrily.

"They...they crashed into an iceberg on their way back home. They had no chance," the sailor said, and ran away.

Simon sat down on the cold snow. His parents...dead? It couldn't be possible. It couldn't have happened! Simon stood up. The sailor turned around, and saw an evil glint in Simon's eyes. Simon started towards the helpless sailor, and he ran. Simon cornered him at the edge of the pier, and lunged out at him! The sailor fell off the dock, into the icy cold water. The penguins around Simon looked in bewilderment. Simon stomped off through the crowd of penguins, and no one knew where he went...

And that is how Simon Pengwell became Sanity Penguin. Our story starts after Sanity Penguin gets out of the Club Penguin prison and starts forming an evil plan...to take over Club Penguin!

Chapter 1: Over So Soon?
Barkjon nodded to Snowman 1001 and stepped out from behind the snow-covered pine tree. The Sanity Penguin and Microchip123 impersonators looked up in surprise from where they were digging a trap in the Forest.

"Flippers up! We are the P.S.A.!" said Snowman 1001, a snowball in his hand.

The robbers complied to his command and raised their flippers up. Barkjon pulled out handcuffs from his hoodie pocket, chained the penguins' flippers together, and brought them struggling to the HQ.

G turned around in his chair, pulling his eyes away from monitoring the penguins in Club Penguin.

"Hello, agents. What have we here?" said the penguin genius when he noticed the two pouting robbers, "Ahh...more Sanity Penguin and Microchip pretenders?"

"Is 'pretenders' a word, G?" asked Barkjon.

"It is, Agent BJ," said G, rolling his eyes, "Let's get back to the current issue."

"Ya, let's. We can't spend all our time chasing around these fake hackers," said Snowman 1001.

"I agree, but we have to find Sanity Penguin. We recently got an anonymous tip that Sanity Penguin is going to take over Club Penguin, by any means possible," said G.

"Hmm...where could he have gone?" wondered Snowman 1001, out loud.

"His igloo?" said Barkjon, sarcastically.

"Actually, maybe so," said G.

"Ok! Let's do it!" Barkjon said enthusiastically.

Barkjon and Snowman left the HQ and waddled over to Barkjon's igloo. They gathered equiptment and extra clothes, fitting them into their separate messenger bags.

"We might be gone a while...we'd better stock up, eh, Bark?" said Snowman.

Barkjon did not reply.

"...eh, Bark?" repeated Snowman.

"Huh? What? Oh, ya." Barkjon said.

"You ok, buddy?" Snowman asked.

"Uh...ya...just kinda tired." Barkjon replied.

Snowman still looked worried about Barkjon, but they both walked over to Sanity Penguin's igloo, or at least what they thought was Sanity Penguin's igloo.

Chapter 2: Of hackers and evil plans
Barkjon and Snowman 1001 reached Sanity Penguin's igloo just after noon. A mail penguin walked by the igloo, whistling. He put something in his mail box and waddled on. Barkjon snuck over to the mail box, pulled out the mail, and walked back to the bush where he and Snowman were hiding.

"Advertisements for new fish-shaped clocks, coupons for shrimp and seaweed pizza, ahh...here we go!" said Barkjon after sifting through Sanity Penguin's mail.

"Ya? What is it?" Snowman said excitedly.

"Here I go..." Barkjon replied. The following is the actual letter delivered to Sanity Penguin's mailbox. :

'Sanity Penguin-

Meet me at the Pizza Parlor at midnight.

Microchip123'

"Hmm...Microchip and Sanity Penguin meeting at the Pizza Parlor...at midnight?" said Snowman 1001.

"Ya...uh...didn't the mail penguin look like the Microchip impersonator?" wondered Barkjon out loud.

"Or maybe it was Microchip..." Snowman noticed.

"Ya...should we pay 'em a surprise visit, Snowman?" said Barkjon.

"Ya, we should..." answered Snowman.

Barkjon and Snowman 1001 arrived at the Pizza Parlor at midnight. Snowman pushed on the doors, but they stood firm. Snowman stepped back, and started to run towards the door. Barkjon pulled him out of the way.

"Are you crazy? You can't knock the doors down. They're too heavy, and Sanity Penguin and Microchip are in there somewhere. They'd definitely hear. Watch this," said Barkjon.

He pulled out two little tools out of his hoodie pocket, and started wiggling them in the lock. Soon Snowman and Barkjon heard the lock go 'click', and the doors opened. Barkjon and Snowman stepped inside, closed the doors, and dashed behind the piano.

Two shadowy figures steeped out of the kitchen, the bead door rattling.

"...and then Club Penguin shall be OURS!" said one of the figures, presumably Sanity Penguin.

"But...they might notice!" complained the other penguin.

"Of course they'll notice, dimwit! That's the point!" yelled Sanity Penguin to Microchip 123.

"Ah..." murmured Microchip, starting to catch on.

"Come on. Let's go." said Sanity Penguin to the other hacker.

He flipped on the lights, just as Barkjon and Snowman 1001 started to leave.

"GET THEM!" shouted Sanity Penguin.

He and Microchip started running towards the two friends. Barkjon pulled Snowman out of the way of the snowball Microchip threw, opened the doors, and dashed outside, into the cold, dark night.

Chapter 3: Some friends join the party
Now, let's go over across to Club Penguin where two other penguins were having trouble with hackers. The two penguins knew Barkjon and Snowman. Their names were Metalmanager and Hat Pop. And they were in BIG trouble. Want me to put it simple? They were surrounded by hackers who were dragging them to a distant cave, deep in the wilderness of Club Penguin Island.

"Let us go!" shouted Metalmanager to one of his captors.

"No can do. We got orders from the boss. Big orders. And if we don't obey them, he said he'll tan our behinds," replied one of the slow-witted hackers, named Lex.

"Your behinds? Let's get out of this pleasant subject," said Hat Pop, the other captured penguin.

Lex laughed, and Metalmanager glared at him.

"Would you shut up?" he said angrily.

"Ha ha, but no," replied Lex.

Metalmanager and Hat Pop rolled their eyes. How did they get captured by these stupid hackers? That's a whole different story...that I'm gonna tell.

Chapter 3 1/2: Metalmanager and Hat Pop's story
Metalmanager and Hat Pop were waddling through the Forest to the Cove. They were bored, and wanted to go surfing there.