Ideas:Director

Theories about the penguin !

Director

 * When the Director was born, he or she fell into a bucket of black paint and had a "black"out. He or she was rescued, but is now permenently the colour black.


 * The director has eight eyes on his tummy. Thats why he or she never lets you see anything below his or her neck


 * The director's photo is censered because&#160;he or she is&#160;really ugly


 * The Director could possibly be a ninja because he is not shown