User blog comment:0 Berry/Ask Kitten/@comment-11336324-20131105222340

Did you hear the story of the three little pigs' great uncle Jimmy who had two million hairy, steamin', hedgehogs, with pies in his face at all time, and yet, he was a goldfish (Not the animal; the food). that fell off three million cliffs and almost died but thank goodness he didn't and also this time where he went bababababababa on a cloud and fell off the cloud and onto the edge of the cliff that he fell on before and fell off that cliff and now he's in the hospital and 305/306 bones in his body were broken but he didn't die because he still had one bone left and it was a bone in his right foot; precisely the toe that was the second one from the left, which means it was the fifth one from the right, and yes, he was six-toed?