User talk:Turtleshroom

This is TurtleShroom's Talk Page. There are Archives around here somewhere, but I lose them everytime.

If you wish to speak to me, use that "Leave a Message" button every time.

Please do not send me hate mail or criticism, unless you have a calm and honest manner with a real reason.

Finally, the Dictator Title is used only because it perfectly describes my behavior on the Wiki.

Barkjon's the super cool awesome wave of the future, the true Webmaster. I'm a washed-up censorship using has-been, the "Dictator".

I am not like Joseph Stinking Stupid-Kabob Stalin, or anyone else you may bring up.

-- † कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †    :)  :) Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie † 17:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Go ahead and talk to me. Just recall that I dread reciieving messages on this Wiki, because I fear hate mail.

I've Quit
Hi my good friend, I am quitting CP Wiki. I am working on a much bigger project now, a video game of Club Penguin. I also edit Club Penguin Extreme, my CP Cheats site so I will be busy with that as well. I have not edited in the past month or so, which is why I am quitting. You don't need me here. I will see you around, as you have always been my friend! I will still see you on CP though! Au revoir!

-- Mikes Mic, AKA Pingu Penguin  Wanna talk?  18:09, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Red Alert
We're entering Crisis III! 4 people have quit: Sk8itbot08, Sharkbate, Metalmanager, and Pingu Penguin! What are we going to do? --111Odeexla TALK OR... EAT BANANAS! 18:21, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Why They Quit
Sharkbate has quit because Metalmanager and Sk8itbot were being big jerks to him, Sk8itbot yelled at him for making Metalmanager quit, so he quit. Before that, Metalmanager got mad that Sharkbate was promoted to a burecrat, so he quit. Then, Pingu Penguin said he quit because he had lots of other websites to edit and hadn't edited in a month. --111Odeexla TALK OR... EAT BANANAS! 18:28, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry TurtleShroom :(
TurtleShroom, I don't think you know me very well, but you never seemed to notice me or like me, but I sadly have to say that I'm quitting this wiki too! Metalmanager was 1 of the 2 friends I had on this wiki, and he quit, so I'm quitting too! I am also quitting because this wiki has gotten. . . . how should I put this? Un-fun?

I'm sorry TurtleShroom, very, but if it's no fun, there's no point. At first I really thought that I would be on the Wall of Fame, but I never achieved that, because no-one ever noticed me. Well, there you go, I said it. I will be on the Fanon Wiki mostly from now on. Thanks for all your help Turtle! Please announce this to everyone...

-- Yours sincerely.... Ninjinian   ¤   What friends do I have here? 19:19, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

What???
What? You don't like this wiki? I still do...but it's getting harder to. I guess I'll be fine as a webmaster on my own if you quit. Feel free to, but this wiki will be different without you.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 19:36, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

RE:...I don't remember the section name!
Ok, I shall stay, but I do want to be counted on this wiki, it seems although I just block, delete, talk, block, delete, talk, etc. etc. etc. And what's this about close friends? I feel left out! I see you calling people geniusis, and I don't even get a section! The only time you talk to me is a reply from something I've said to you. So yes, I'll stay, but things are going to be different around here. Also, I'm going to make Bluehero a bureaucrat, he deserves it. -- Metalmanager 20:05, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Why?
How come you want me to stay so badly? I've never really even gotten to know you yet. I don't even know if you want me to be your friend. We've never really talked and I've only seen you on CP once. Do you really wanna be my friend?? And, at the rate I'm at, I'll never EVER become webmaster. You and Barkjon won't choose me, the people you choose won't choose me, the people they choose won't choose me. Nobody will choose me! What makes me so bad and hated? What did I ever do? Do you hate me, does Metal hate me, does everyone hate me? Sorry if this is wasting your time. But again, why am I so important that I have to stay? Please answer all the questions in this message!

-- ' The Untrusted Idiot 22:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)harkbate The Untrusted Idiot 22:53, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Crisis III
I am really worried of everyone quitting. This may be the first Crisis caused by nobody. Yes, I might be the most worried teen in america. That was a total expression.

However, Metalmanger came back earlier. I am sooo thrilled!!!!!

Hey, remember Slow Poke? The other day, when he was banned, about 4 hours after he was banned, He returned. Still banned. Unbanned but banned. He tried to scare us, but I insulted him to scare him off, lol. He cussed once again and called me "Spongebratsucks09".

I never saw the guy again.

-- Spongebobrocks09 Chat with The Spongemiester 01:07, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow
That really means alot to me! I have to say you have made me feel great. Take this TurtleShroom award I made. It is for sticking up for me and begging for me to stay! You are a true friend!

-- ' DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY!harkbate DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY! 01:12, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

RE: RE: Slow Poke
Uhhh... Slow Poke is not Walrus! I know Slow in REAL LIFE! He is my cousin. It is strange how he is trying to destroy us all! I'm worried about him hacking my account to unban himself! He's done it before! BEWARE! He told me he will use my account and make a rude letter to you so he can get me banned! WATCH OUT!

-- ' DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY!harkbate DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY! 01:16, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

BUT
He knows how to get on my account WITHOUT using a password!

-- ' DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY!harkbate DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY! 01:28, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Slow Poke!!!!
He is on the shout box. He used Sharkbate's account to unban himself!!!!!!!

meet on cp
hey there. lets meet on cp now, im at server frozen on the iceberg.

-- Pingali Moi Moi Le Pingouin 14:28, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

;) I'll Stay
Okay then, I'll stay! I guess I could juggle 3 projects at once! I am staying! =) Pingu Penguin  Wanna talk?  17:11, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Take a look! YOU ROCK
You deserve these TS!

YOU DESERVE THESE ALOT!

-- ' DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY!harkbate DON'T MESS WITH MR. HAPPY! 03:22, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Metalmanager cusses
Metalamanger, Sharkbate. Spongebobrocks09, Patrickrocks09. That was the battle. Metal got way out of hand and said for us to "Shut it" and said the A word to us.

It all started from a poll. The two voted for Homer Simpson, But Nobody voted for Pat. Everyone hates us now, and are gonna block forever all because of a out of hand fight.

Please unblock us,

-- Spongebobrocks09 Chat with The Spongemiester 22:35, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

My award


Here's my award...for you! You totally deserve it!-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 23:47, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Streets of fun
Sign here! Hey Turtledude, I'll have 07sandy's igloo open since we aren't buddies.

-- Spongebobrocks09 Chat with The Spongemiester 14:36, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

=Hmm... Slow Poke has reformed?

Something Important!
I need you to know! I am now good. I am on the good side now. I respect you! I REALLY DO! YOU ROCK! I NOW put the hail template on my page! Template:Hail

WOOT! YOU ROCK! --Slow Poke 23:16, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Slow Poke
I would like you to know that the well known evil Slow Poke is now good now. I don't know why but he took offense to the "dictator" thing! Anyway, just letting you know that Slow Poke is now a nice member of the !

-- ' The "unhelpful" one would like to speak with you!harkbate The "unhelpful" one would like to speak with you! 17:32, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Award and Question
I have an award for you. Also, did you... quit? You don't seem to edit here anymore. -- ' The "unhelpful" one would like to speak with you!harkbate The "unhelpful" one would like to speak with you! 17:53, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok
It's ok. You can quit if you want. I'd either go solo here, or with another user as a webmaster with me. If you do want to stay, I won't stop you, but if you want to go, feel free too.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 18:05, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok. I just don't really like editing the CPFW anymore. It's been a little "over-the-top" since I started editing there. I will update my journal, though.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 18:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, they've added tons of new stuff, and since I haven't been there in a while, I don't really understand it.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 18:18, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Alright...thanks buddy. Now I know another person I can unconditionally trust! You'll probably see me over at the fanon wiki about 4:00 PST. I live on the West Coast of the U.S., so I go by the exact same time as CP does!-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 18:36, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey TurtleShroom
I am glad to see you on Club Penguin!!!!!!!!!

If you want to know what my computer's specs are, here you go: CD-ROM/DVD-RAM drives, 255 GB HDD Space (2 hard drives), 256 MB RAM, Windows XP SP3 Professional.

I forgot this:-- My Talk  01:00, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, what are your computer's specs? -- My Talk  01:03, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

User Voting
Please fill out a voting slip in the Club Penguin Wiki:User Awards 2009!-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 00:01, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Me Rockhopper
Remember how I was Rockhopper? Well I went on again and...I GOT TO GO TO ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! I have 3 photos. Message me if you wanna take a look.

-- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 20:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Look at this!
Look at this page:User:Spongebobrocks09/Kelp Mart! And see how to get sandollars, it says:"Every time you post on my talk, You earn 1 Sandollar. You can get more by giving me awards". I think the part of posting messages is good, but the part of the award not, you can´t give an award only because you want sandollars. Awards are to people who really deserve it! also to people who had work very hard, or to people that are very friendly, but not for "sandollars". Also this is an idea from Sharkbate. Raton bat  TALK 2 ME!  20:32, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Photos
I couldn't get my photo thing to work so I made a remake...when I get it to work I'll upload the REAL photo of the REAL island...

-- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 20:45, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Re: User:Sharkbate/Sharkbate's Virtual Church
I'm afraid your argument is, sadly, wrong. I don't want to undermin your beliefs but I looked it up on Wikipedia. ''The nucleus of an atom consists of protons and neutrons (two types of baryons) bound by the nuclear force (also known as the residual strong force). These baryons are further composed of subatomic fundamental particles known as quarks bound by the strong interaction.'' You forgot about Nuclear Forces, which are more powerful than magnetism. Sorry!--  ₪  ΔĢєŋŦGεиιυς  09:30, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

These baryons are further composed of subatomic fundamental particles known as quarks bound by the strong interaction. See? Still, I must say I'd be interested in hearing your other ones. --  ₪  ΔĢєŋŦGεиιυς  15:36, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

P.S.:Why did you think I'd say IN YOUR FACE!?

Woah
You are the most religious person I have ever met. I was watching that thing between you and Agentgenius about nuclear forces and what not. And you are right. Christians do win both ways!

-- Sh ee p m a n ! Sheepytalk 17:19, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO THE 2ND BIRTHDAY OF SHEEPMAN.

SEE HERE.

-- Sh ee p m a n ! Sheepytalk 18:23, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Reply
So this means that this Dictatorship is different from the regular Dictatorship? More like Former President Marcos if you ask me.

So Barkjon can promote people and not you?

About the crises, I'm not affected by those crises since I'm on a different time zone. Like when Crisis II happened, it's like 12AM in here[Philippines].

I'm not calling you a Nazi or anything of sort, I'm just giving examples of Dictatorships in the real world and not on an internet website.

It's like this, I'm negative at you in here[CPW] but not there[CPFW and other wikis].

I'm getting a little bit useless in here since, CP is not working for one year!

In Unrelated News

About that tornadoes, they are rare(very rare) in here, although there's a lot of houses got burned yesterday because of human errors.

The only christian nation in asia is the Philippines, itself.

That's all for today,

-- Aqua Jet ''' Talk Page 01:47, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Invite
YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO THE 2ND BIRTHDAY OF SHEEPMAN.

SEE HERE. -- Sh ee p m a n ! Sheepytalk 08:18, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

badge
hey! ive made some templates! choose ur template below! Template:Member - 5

-- Pingali Moi Moi Le Pingouin 10:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Ben is blocked?
TurtleShroom! Why is Ben blocked? He doesn't deserve this.... I'm sorry if I'm being a little mad but I don't think Ben should be blocked. -- York ielvr 333 =D Talk to the Yorky Porky

new Award
Here. You deserve this:



-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 19:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Question
Are we still friends after that nonsense? I just get so disrespected all the time. Also, if you're mad at me, I will literally feel sick...you're one of the best here and if I'm unliked but you, then I will feel bumed out by all!

-- ' TALK TO THA SHARK BOI!harkbate TALK TO THA SHARK BOI! 00:28, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Sith Cub Awards
Hey Turtleshroom, I was wondering if you could put somthing about the Sith Cub Awards voting that has begun under "announcements" on the wiki homepage?

Maybe Somthing like:

The Sith Cub Awards Voting Round Has Started! Go Check it out!

Thanks! -- SITH CUB  14:35, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Its ok Barkjons done it for me! Thanks anyways! -- SITH CUB  14:45, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Shoutbox
Go on the shoutbox! Good to see you editing here more!-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 15:12, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

9 ways to die

 * Look at Turtleshroom's face
 * Look at his edits
 * Look at his shirt
 * Look at his awards
 * Look at Turtleshroom likers
 * Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
 * Talk to TurtleShroom
 * Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
 * Even if you say "TurtleShroom"! Bubby00000 18:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

9 Ways live with TS

 * say "Hello TS" everyday
 * Say "Amen" If he says something religous
 * Give him nice awards
 * Become a Turtlenator
 * Be kind to Turtleshroom likers
 * Destroy boxes sent by Bubby
 * Let TS out of the box
 * Talk to TS
 * Love the Wiki --I am Ben Tennyson! Don't mess with me, or i will go Hero! Talk to the Hero[[Image:.Ben.png]] 18:28, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Unblock me!
I have been wrongfully blocked on the Fanon wiki! Unblock me! I did nothing wrong!

Here are the deatails:

You do not have permission to edit pages, for the following reason:

Your IP address has been automatically blocked because it was used by another user, who was blocked by TurtleShroom. The reason given is this:

Autoblocked because your IP address has been recently used by "F-A-R-T". The reason given for F-A-R-T's block is: "Proxying other users' IPs to bypass a previous block: Swearing like a crazy maniac and doing so on my page. HE'S ANOTHER PROXY OF TOMMY BOMMY

Start of block: 23:31, 3 April 2009 Expiry of block: 23:31, 4 April 2009 Intended blockee: -- You may contact TurtleShroom or one of the other administrators to discuss the block.

Note that you may not use the "e-mail this user" feature unless you have a valid e-mail address registered in your user preferences and you have not been blocked from using it.

Your current IP address is, and the block ID is #1551.

Please include all above details in any queries you make.

Unblock me!

--Mooo Cow

:O
You used my picture, do I get an award? Or some credit atleast -.- -Mew-100

Info on my bro's seizures
Ya, I know you didn't ask for this, but I wanted to give you the info on it, cuz I thought you might be interested.

Well, the first time he had one, it was a hot summer day about 3 years ago. We just got home, and my dad was carrying him down the hall (he can't walk) and he suddenly stopped breathing! I was freakin' freaked out, and we called 911. The ambulance came in what seemed like 2 seconds, and got him to the hospital. He was fine, but I forget what kind of seizure he had.

The second time, it was about 7:30 in the morning, around 2 weeks ago. I was still asleep in my bunk bed, and I faintly heard my dad say to my mom "Hon, look at this!". I climbed off my bunk bed and dashed into the dining room. He was like twitching his arm and head, and he didn't say anything. My dad asked him some funny stuff, and he smiled a tiny bit. The ambulance came, and they did some stuff to him. They rushed him off to the hospital. I had to spend the day at my grandma's work.

Ya, I hope it doesn't happen again.-- B a r k j o n Complaints here! 00:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Hello!
I just realised! I haven't spoken to you at all! I noticed you quote the Holy Bible quite a lot. Not that this is a bad thing, it's just that I admire you for your understanding of the Lord! Anyway, I hope we can be better friends. --  The A-Kong  Ride on! 15:05, 8 April 2009 (UTC)