User blog:Leader of CP Parties!/What If:The Pole On The Ski Hill Never Existed!

So this is gonna be the first in a long line of "What If's".

Each What-If will most likely be in a different style.

This What-Ifs style is a diary entry.

Now you can already see what it is about from the title, so I won't keep you any longer with all this gibberish!

November 27th 2006
I was told that Agent G needed someone to test a new sled, so I reported to the Sports Shop...

Gary wouldn't believe that I was a PSA agent, I didn't even have a way to prove myself...he remembered me from before but claimed that I still might not be a PSA agent, as telling him how many socks he has could be easily done by a stalker.

I asked if he was sure there was no way to prove myself, no other riddles to crack but he said no and that I should just leave the building as the creepy stalker that I apparently was!

I showed him my PSA spy phone but he didn't even care and thought that I stole it, I threw it outside in the freezing cold snow and ran out in fury... I noticed that the phone I had just thrown out was gone...

November 28th 2008
My best friend told me he had got recruited for an even more secret organization called the EPF.

I hoped for him that it wouldn't be as bad as the PSA.

May 18th 2010
It turned out it was a polar bear called Herbert who took my spy phone all those years ago.

He teleported a popcorn explosive straight into the PSA base I used to work in, with the EPF unaware of the situation, and the PSA agents too busy trying to figure out how to diffuse the bomb, no-one could inform the EPF so that the agents could get teleported out.

Everyone in the PSA and the super secret EPF were killed in the explosion.

It was certain, all that was in the newspaper (now written by someone else) was information about this crisis.

Gary's body...Rookie's body...a strange blonde purple penguin's body...my friend's body and strangely enough; Aunt Arctic's body!

No-one could figure out what she was doing there...

May 25th 2010
Herbert used a gigantic magnifying glass heat up the entire island.

We were so hot that we had to host a permanent Water Party just to keep us cool...but that would soon be changed.

November 15th 2012
Herbert banned all parties, literally took over the entire island and newspaper.

To make up for stopping our permanent Water Party somewhat, he diverted ALL of the sun rays to a little lair he made and made the rest of the island even more cold then usual...

He made us all slaves...

Anyone out of line would be burnt,electrified or drowned by robotic hydras he found in 2011...

November 21st 2013
All puffles have been hypnotized with brain boxes...

January 21st 2014
It's so cold... all buildings are barricaded and the island is a mess...especially with the crashed purple meteorite from 2012...

January 23rd 2014
Herbert has taken some energy from the purple meteorite and located a hidden rigged snow trekker hidden in the wilderness...

He deduced that Gary was somehow planning to use it as a time machine because of the clock on the front of it...

Herbert seemed to try and destroy the machine by fueling it with energy straight from the purple meteorite, but it did nothing.

I found a strange pole lying on the ground that Herbert seemed to have made, it had directions on it saying "Slavery" and next to that was "Slavery" and so on.

But then, I had the riskiest...strangest idea ever...

I ran to the rigged snow trekker-pole in hand-, through the wilderness bushes, past the mountains and all, Herbert chased me in his hydra but I dived into the machine, it appeared to be bigger on the inside!

I looked at a little meter and it seemed to be fueled, perhaps the energy from the meteorite that Herbert tried to break it with?

I opened a drawer and found a paint bucket and a paint brush, this would be all I needed...

Herbert's Hydra shot electric, water and fire all at the same time, but just in time I managed to find the right lever to enter a time warp.

Now to get in the time warp I first needed to set a time destination...well...

September 21st 2005
I arrived at my destination, I ran out of the wilderness and stripped naked as to not seem out of place.

I gave the huge and heavy pole to the naked construction workers who were wearing silly pink and yellow hats and said "Please...use this!"

"Mogul?" a construction worker exclaimed.

"Just, go with it" I winked before taking the rigged trekker to...

December 24th 2008
I picked out some dynamite from my hand that I got from my mining job back when Herbert had taken over, ready to blow up the rigged snow trekker so no-one could find it, but since this was a new timeline it simply disappeared out of my hands, along with the trekker in front of me.

I didn't worry though. I knew it would be made again for a better outcome.

All the items I used to own disappeared out of existence.

But would you like to know why I wasn't worried about the rigged trekker?

Because I wasn't disappearing along with all my old items even though I had changed history so that I was first on the island in 2008 in this timeline rather than 2006.

And I knew the reason why, some point in the future at some point...Gary will build the trekker...and I can go back to 2006 and test Gary's sled because he will now have the `mogul` mystery for me to crack!

I can prove myself as an agent and stop the original timeline from happening...and it doesn't matter how many years I have to wait for this because... even if I get past the time of Herbert's takeover, even if it's past the time of the popcorn bomb explosion it will not matter... because all of those things will have a brighter outcome since... I will always have solved the mogul mystery...