User blog:WikiaFrog/Froggy's View, Episode Three

Man, I haven't done another "Froggy's View" episode in years. Here's a link to the first one I ever did http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:WikiaFrog/Froggy%27s_View,_Episode_One

Anyway, Haaaai. I'm Froggy, and welcome to Froggy's view, a weekly blog post about my view on the internet, and the wiki.

Main Panel
Today, I am going to talk about my movie. As you all may know, I am making a movie which is to be released August 14 of this year and has been in development since 2013. The movie is about a Frog who goes to sleep after getting fired from his job and soon discovers that the king of all dreams, Sir Werses Masterful, is planning on sucking everyone in the world into a Dreamland. The trailer is below. But now...

WikiaFrog's Weekly List That Nobody Cares About
Hey. Usually I'd do the list, but instead my friend DJ Froggy-Froggz, who is a famous amphibian rapper, will do the list. DJ? Take it from here.

Yo yo wassup wassup, I be DJ Froggy-Froggz, da bess rappa in da wurl, and today imma be doin da list, yo. Mah liss is call

How 2 b a gud rappa


 * 1) Rule Numba Wun: If u wana b a gud rappa u gada maek a gud rapa name. dat cant b ur firs naem. Fa exompel, ur rappa naem cant b "DRAKE" dats jus stuped. Here, I be suggestin a gud rappa name fa u: GOODY MCGOODSON. Ya I know, dat be da bess rappa name in da wurl. U hav 2 pay me $800,000,000 if u wana use it.
 * 2) Rule Namba 2: U gada cum up with a gud song. Mah song is called "Fishy Fong" and is cummin out tomarow.
 * 3) Rule Namba 3: U gots to have lots of gals. Reel rappas hav a buncha chicks by them side. Mah chicks am named Felicia, Anna, Bella, Raya, Tammy, and Fronk.
 * 4) And da lass rule: U gots 2 hav class. I no sum rappas who dont even ware sunglasses or gold chane. Dats juss dum

Jokes

 * SUBMITTED BY User:Llove Kuwait: What did the frog say to the frog? Ribbit.

Submit some jokes in the comments!

And now, some meaningful words with Austin-D3
Remember kids it is illegal to fart well peeing on a pontiac convertible well eating donuts that have milk and bacon on it with someone named Jimmy. Not only that it is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets (0 wacky bucks to anyone who gets the reference.) K im gonna go play flippr never mind the servers are down. MOO!!!!
 * Those were some meaningful words from User:Austin-D3.

WEEKLY COMIC
Submit a comic strip in the comments for me to include next week for episode four! :D

And now, an 8-Question interview with User:HypercaneTeen

 * Q1: How did you come up with your name
 * A: Well I love hypothetical classes of hurricanes so I used "Hypercane" and since I was a teenager I combined Teen with it.
 * Q2: How did you discover this wiki?
 * A: Hmm that's a tough one I discovered it in 2013 when I wanted to talk to P-P about coding something for me.
 * Q3: What are some of your other interests besides Club Penguin?
 * A: Hurricanes.
 * Q4: What's your favorite word?
 * A: n00b.
 * Q5: Which is better, Cake or Pie?
 * A: Cake
 * WF: Racist.
 * Q6: Favorite color?
 * A: Blue.
 * Q7: ¿Sabe usted español?
 * A: No.
 * Q8: Do you like cheese? (Say no and I'll kill you)
 * A: Yes I like colby jack the most.
 * WF: Good. *smiles creepily and dissapears into the shadows*

Weekly Song
"Here" by Alessia Cara. Can't link it since it mentions Mary's Iguana. But it's truly a great song. AND THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! Come back next week!