User blog comment:Phineas99cp/My thoughts on SaveTheClubPenguin and 2014 overall/@comment-11502729-20141223140524

Where there is a game, there has got to be some work, Where there is some work, there has got to be a worker, But if the worker's lazy, and it seems the game will die, Get your lazy butt off your chair and try! Get your lazy butt off your chair and try, try, and try! ~Parodied of P!nk's song, Try There're many interesting points here to agree with, I like many, and some storyline involved, some are quite right, while others are just pessimistic, what can I say?

Review parties, shall we?


 * Well then, starting the year off with another Prehistoric party then huh? I loved this party, true story, they made us boo it because of how bad the previous party was but surprised us in an interesting way without spoiling too much. And let's admit, the dino puffles are ICE! (Oh crap, Cadence's lame slang has caught on to me) BUT! They break continuity, if we didn't save the puffles, then who we have our current ones, hm? If they evolved to our current type, and we didn't save them, why bother saving them? I gotta find this dumb bird named Gary, kick him in the tail feathers, and tell him to go back to Elementary.


 * Fair just ain't fair, for one point, the wheel of crap made sure we got all the items we wanted, with an awesome 1/16 chance. Wow, teaching kids that with such an astronomical chance, you can win the lottery (with crass sarcasm I might add), though, the items were excellente (GO AWAY DORA YOU OBESE EXPLODER LET ME FINISH!), and some of the rides were great, Hell, me and Phineas have some pics for mem'ry, not such a bad party.


 * World Tour? More like world bore, I liked the items though, but some things were bent into some weird shapes, like the show people were so desperate to get into that we used the semi-famous teleporting glitch, but as we got to view the show, we fainted and unfortunately lived to see the next party (Which according to me, was the second worst of them all) Although, Club Penguin had one very awesome idea, letting members help N-Ms earn the items, well, well, well, very nice idea indeed, shame on the preps though, laughing at poor non-members as they snagged the items to themselves, yeah remove the show (or make it better) and improve the help-system, and this would have been an awesome party.


 * UGH! Why this one, okay fine, I'll review it, this party was T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E! Why? WELL GUESS! The items weren't very original, and the decorations were lame, the new room became the least popular room to ever visit, and it was an utter bore, hold on, brb, I gotta go throw some Dog puffle poop at PH.


 * Future Party, wow awesome Birthday Present for me ClubPenguin, the storyline makes no sense, the fighting wasn't action-y(?) and it made us cry looking at what Clubpenguin was doomed to become in 2,000 years, the only part I liked was the music, doesn't dubstep make anything better? Plus, the items were somewhat okay.


 * Yay! A good party, the Penguin Cup was actually based on something without sponsoring it, we had some AWESOME items and we held on to them for looks, the interactive game was actually fun, and, best of all, with the Stadium's redesign, we moved the Preps from the stadium to the University, that was probably CP's best move in redesign, not bad Clubpenguin, really...


 * Music Jam, I AM SO VERYYY SORRY, but I liked this party, I completely ignored the Crappoletta, Badbina, and Foul Plante and enjoyed the party, non-members even got a free instrument that actually has a special dance, which hasn't happened since - 2008? I think? Nevermind. The waterpark was pretty good, and there was a rather amusing Titanic reference in one of the rooms, hahaha, I love heartless humor.


 * KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILIT KILIT KILIT!!! WOST PARTY OF 2014!!!! No storyline, and despite the fact that it was most popular among teenage girls, the Frozen party treated us like babies, the characters creep me out a lot (THE NIGHTMARES!!), and this party gave us a horrid furniture catalog and that damn furniture glitch, that still exists to this day quite unfortunately, even if I had my membership right now, I wouldn't be able to have the privelege of editing my igloo, which is one the most fun parts of being a member. Frozen = overrated as Hell.


 * Halloween Party, you didn't dissapoint us this time Clubpenguin, you focused on decorations, and gave us a rather cool-looking puffle, you actually had to figure something out, unlike the  Frozen party, and they treated us like people who actually have a brain, nice one, very nice.


 * I have little time to finish these reviews, as the water level is rising because I'm still crying my eyes out because of the Frozen party, this party was, and wasn't dissapointing, no Migrator, very smart, the island turned tropical instead of destroyed, also smart (*sarcasm) well the items were somewhat pleasing, the party was a tad boring and you fall asleep while fighting the damn crabs, but with a little optimism at hand, this was... good?


 * Well, I'm on my holiday, and this computer has some weak internet, even without that mentioned, my membership expired, but you know what? I don't care, I really don't, I don't wan't any of the ugly items or any talk of that dumb walrus, I can easily sleep at night without the stress of missing some items (typical CP player |:/) and whatever, well let's conclude, some parties are good, some are terrible, I can say nothing more because the water level from the Frozen party is nearly at my mouth, and *cough* *cough* I don't think I will... *drowns*