User blog:The Lord of the Rings/The Story Of Doom

It was all a great EPF day when suddenly... HERBERT SWEPT IN AND DESTROYED THE DIRECTORS SHADOW DISPLAYER!!!! THEN, THE DIRECTOR WAS AMAZED, AND SO WERE THE AGENTS. IT WAS AUNT ARCTIC. "This isn't what it looks like!" said the not-so-secret-Director. "No, really. It's not! :P! I'm a GUY!" Then the Director got out of a suit, and revealed himself. "I was watching over you all. The avalanche mission..." said the Director. "I was the green penguin reading the news." Dot, G, Rookie, and everyone else: "GASP!!!"

Chapter 1 Of G's Log
I always liked a good log. This is my first one. My question is: Is The Director EVER going to show himself/herself? We will never know...

Characters
G:

Dot:

Jet Pack Guy:

Director:

Herbert:

Rookie:

Skipster: Me. (leader)

Chapter 2 Of G's Log
New recruits are being sent from the Director. Something doesn't feel right. Although he has been best friends with Sensei for as long as I can remember. They keep saying stuff like "hackers" and "fur" and stuff.

Dot: "What's wrong G?"

Gary: "Oh, I am worried. Something doesn't feel correct."

Rookie: "Maybe coffee would cheer you up? Or less?"

Jet Pack Guy: "Maybe take a break from thinking, for a while at least." *teleports out of EPF command room*

Gary: "Well, I'm concerned about the Director..."

All: "Why?"

Rookie: "JYNX!!! You ALL owe me sodas!"

All: "NOT NOW ROOKIE!!!"

Rookie: "Sorry."


 * EPF TV Turns on suddenly*

Director: "Hello agents. I have bad news. Herbert is coming soon and is trying to reveal me."

All: "WHAT?!!!"

Director: "Yes, I'm afraid so. Sensei had a vision. He also said that 'Be prepared. He could strike at any time'."


 * Skipster walks in*

Skipster: "Sup?"

Rookie: "Yo."


 * Everyone starts talking, when suddenly, an earthquake starts.*

Rookie: "W-W-W-WHAT'S G-G-G-GOING ON?!"


 * Herbert is seen in Directors room, and smashes a machine and makes the Director able to be seen.*

Herbert: BWAHAHAA! I AM A HUGE GENIUS!

Skipster: "Yeah. But what about the 14 OTHER times we beat you?"

Herbert: "Don't push it short-stub."

Skipster: "HEY!"


 * Herberts escapes, and everyone stares at the Director, and the Director is the green penguin seen in some missions!*

Director: "My body... you see it..."


 * Jet Pack Guy coincidentally flies in.*

Jet Pack Guy: "Hi gu- Whoa."

Director: "Hello. *tear rolls down face*"

G's Log. Chapter 3
OMIGOSH!!! THE DIRECTOR IS THAT GREEN PENGUIN!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE HOT CHICK CALLED AUNT ARCTIC!!!

Rookie: "NICE LOG G!"

Gary: "Wait.. WHAT?!"

Director: "Now that you know who I am, I will tell you about me."

Dot: "Yes please! I love good stories about lives!"

Jet Pack Guy: "Even mine? OK. It all started- *duck tape is put on mouth by Dot*

Dot: "Now then, tell us about you! :)"

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