User blog:Charlie the Penguin/EPF: Herbert Has Risen

Hey peeps, Charlie here. I'm a little new to this story writing thing, but I'll give it my best shot. This is the story of how the EPF finally defeated Herbert, or was it Herbert that finally defeated them? You will have to read to find out (duh). XD -Charlie T. Penguin (talk) 05:04, April 6, 2013 (UTC)

Chapter 1
Rookie, Dot, PH, and Jet Pack Guy sat at the Command Room table listening to Gary babble. "THIS... THIS NEW BIG SCREEN IS AMAZING!" Gary said. "AN AMAZING HIGH-DEFINITION RETNA DISPLAY WITH SURROUND SOUND! PINCH ME, I MUST BE DREAMING!" "It's a tech geek's dream," Dot whispered to PH, who giggled. "Uh, G-Gary...?" Rookie said, walking up to the mad inventor. "WHAT ROOKIE WHAT DO YOU WANT CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY RAVING ABOUT SCREEN QUALITIES!!!???" "U-um..." Rookie stammered. "We... we just want to know what you called us here for." "OH WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO OKAY GUYS LET'S BEGIN!" "You just haven't been the same since we all got frozen in tubes, have you?" said Jet Pack Guy. "ANYWAY," said Gary. "I'VE CALLED YOU ALL HERE BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A VERY ODD TECHNICAL ISSUE WITH THE EPF DATABASE AND STUFF." "I see," said Jet Pack Guy. "Well then, let's take a look-see." Gary went over to the EPF's supercomputer. "ALL OF THESE DARN FILES ARE JAMMED AND THEY ALL HAVE THAT LOGO ON THEM. IT'S JUST WEIRD YOU KNOW WHAT I'S SAYING?" Everyone gasped when they saw the icon Gary was talking about. To be continued... What do you think of this story so far? Awesome! Lame