User blog:Green Ninja/GN Thoughts: How does Cadence know so many weirdos?

Hello everyone! Green Ninja here with a the latest edition of GN Thoughts. For those who don't remember, back in September 2013 I tested out this type of blog post, but I never got around to doing another edition. Once a month I'll be sharing my thoughts on the various subjects of Club Penguin. Every month, I'll be discussing a new subject to wrap your brain around. This month, March 2014, brings me to this point: how does Cadence know Rocky, Cece, McKenzie, Brady, and the Muppets?

I know you all have pondered this before. As you know, Club Penguin never has a real fleshed out canon. Things change, and sometimes, the game doesn't acknowledge its history. And other times, some things just don't make sense. This is one of those things. Are they literally the humans transformed into penguins? Do they share the exact same personalities, strengths, weaknesses, voices? Where are they from? It seems that the Rocky and Cece penguins may not have been from Club Penguin originally. Cadence invited them, and they don't even know what a puffle is until they are introduced to one! If they were always penguins, where were they before if they didn't come from the island? Do they have their own dance show, similar to their human counterparts? And if so, does that mean Ty, Deuce, Flynn, Deena, etc. penguins exist as well? Maybe I am overthinking things? This is similar to the Teen Beach Movie dillema. We do know that Mack and Brady's friends from Wet Side Story exist in penguin form as well, but do they share the same backstories? Where did they all come from? How did Cadence know exactly what Big Mama's looked like to replicate it on the island? Was she sent blueprints? And who knows, did the Rocky, Cece, Mack, and Brady penguins all come from the same place? Is there another island full of penguins we don't know about, with most of the citizens penguin versions of characters from other franchises? A Club Takeover, if you will. Does Cadence have an interdimensional portal of some sort, to communicate with Disney Channel?

Star Wars and Marvel are a bit similar, but we know that these are penguin versions of the characters with the same voice, personality, etc. We know the Star Wars penguins came from a galaxy far, far away. Plus, penguins only really dressed as the Marvel heroes and villains, didn't they? Did the penguins get any inspirations to create the characters for the two Marvel Super Hero Takeovers? Do penguins read the comics or watch the movies?

The Muppets same to be a bit more fleshed out in the Club Penguin universe, and perhaps we will found out more when the party starts on March 20. In the meantime, let's do some brainstorming. We know that all penguins apparently know about the Muppets. Cadence said in the most recent newspaper that we have been watching them for years. This mean that The Muppet Show plays on Club Penguin's TV channels? And these aren't penguin versions of the characters on the show, either. These are the actual Muppets in the Club Penguin universe, which means that penguins control the puppets when they film The Muppet Show, theoretically. We also know that penguins are designing costumes and a whole theater based on the characters. Obviously, if they are fans of the show, they would know what they are doing. If Cadence got in contact with the Muppets to appear on the island during their world tour, where else would they be touring? The real France and Germany, England etc.? Are these countries inhabited with penguins? Is the entire Club Penguin universe the same as ours, but with penguins?

It's all very confusing. I want your opinion. Green Ninja out.