User blog comment:Jojobeanz/The six lettered Sasquatch owns the Ski Lodge?!?/@comment-24784700-20140912140959/@comment-4243521-20140912205720

HE DOESN'T EXIST. THE SECRETS SECTION LISTED HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS, ONLY ONE OF WHICH WAS TRUE. THAT MEANS HE DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE A BROTHER.