User blog:BellatrixTheMagicalPotato/How To: Earn My Respect

Welcome to the How To blogs, which tell you how to do something in five easy steps.

Step 1: Go to a crowd full of beliebers or twihards.

Step 2: Yell "HARRY POTTER/ FOB IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT/ JB!"

Step 3: Burn a copy of twilight/ a copy of a JB album.

Step 4: Smirk and use the "Like a Boss meme.

Step 5: Congratulations! You have earned my respect!