User blog:MarieBilly Archimedes Shears/New problem... Slender Man.

Hello, CPeoples! The dreaded Slender Man has paid a visit to our wiki's chat late at night. Right after a cussing outbreak from Emperor Darkness and messages from User:Herobrine The Human about Slender Man. I copied the chat logs from when he was on:

02:14 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman has joined Special:Chat 02:14  NOOO 02:14  Oh we're screwed 02:14  Prey.... 02:14  Hey, Slenderman! 02:14  He killed JayJay! 02:14  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 02:14  *runs away* 02:14  Prey.... 02:14  We just picked up your mama, Slender Man! (lol) 02:14  !welcome The Dark Spirit: Slenderman 02:14  Welcome to the wiki The Dark Spirit: Slenderman! Here in the chat you will talk to many users that will be glad to have a conversation with you! If you have any questions look for the users with the moderator badge! 02:14  Please don't cause problems. 02:15  That'd be great. 02:15  *dials 911* 02:15  *calls the Army* 02:15  Wait 02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Problems.......No problems.... 02:15 <Mariobilly> We just picked up your mama, Slender Man! (lol) 02:15 <Madbootdude> Hello? 02:15 <Madbootdude> 911? 02:15 <Sharkbate> no 02:15 <Ocean6100> GUYS 02:15 Yawn. Hey look, its a bomb. Yay. 02:15 <Sharkbate> it's wrong 02:15 <Sharkbate> not 911 02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> never mess....between a Dark Spirit....and its prey.... 02:15 <Sharkbate> it's 991 02:15 <Ocean6100> LOL for me! Just say it!! 02:15 <Vicyorus> LOL 02:15 <Ocean6100> LOL 02:15 <Ocean6100> LOLZ 02:15 <Vicyorus> LOL 02:15 <Mariobilly> Your mama is in the chat car! 02:15 <Ocean6100> We're funny. (LOL) 02:15 <Vicyorus> Mario 02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Yours....too 02:15 <Mariobilly> Slender Mama! 02:15 <Vicyorus> Mario... 02:15 <Ocean6100> Please stop. Talk normally. 02:15 <Madbootdude> My phone doesn't work right now. 02:15 <GrandCroconaw66> Um... 02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> @Ocean 02:16 Yo Dark dude, are you a shadow ninja? 02:16 <Ocean6100> You've succeeded in kinda creeping us out. 02:16 <Vicyorus> Ocean, Mario's making sexual references... 02:16 <Ocean6100> Just sayin'. 02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Normally?....Ha ha ha..... 02:16 <Mariobilly> I don't even have a mother, Slender Man. Herbert created me. 02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I am talking normally.... 02:16 HAHAHA! 02:16 <Vicyorus> Uhh, Slender 02:16 This isn't noram, punk... 02:16 <Vicyorus> One question 02:16 <Ocean6100> Don't talk like that, Mario. 02:16 <Mariobilly> HAHA~ (chose) 02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> *Shakes no at Ocean* 02:16 <Vicyorus> Why do you chase us in your games? 02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Man....Slenderman.... 02:16 <Mariobilly> *(chokes) 02:16 <Madbootdude> OMG 02:16 Slenderman is a punk 02:16 <Sharkbate> okay well this is weird 02:16 <Sharkbate> so bye 02:16 <Ocean6100> (dance) 02:16 <Ocean6100> Isn't it? 02:16 BYE! 02:16 -!- Sharkbate has left Special:Chat. 02:16 <Vicyorus> Bye Shark 02:16 <Madbootdude> Bye. 02:16 <Mariobilly> Slender Man, will you cause any trouble? 02:16 <Ocean6100> @Sharkbate 02:16 SEE YA NEXT FALL 02:16 <Ocean6100> :D 02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Grand..... 02:16 <Vicyorus> O_O 02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Mad..... 02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> uh oh. *gulps* 02:16 Slendy, are you slender? 02:17 <Vicyorus> Grand, you're screwed 02:17 <Ocean6100> (lightbulb) 02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Vic..... 02:17 <Vicyorus> Oh great 02:17 VICKY? 02:17 <Mariobilly> What about me? 02:17 <Vicyorus> KITTEN! 02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Kitten..... 02:17 <Madbootdude> He already killed 1 person. 02:17 Yay :D 02:17 <Madbootdude> Now we're next. 02:17 <Vicyorus> >:c 02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Mario.... 02:17 <Vicyorus> We'll 02:17 AND CPCHATBOT 02:17 <Vicyorus> Let me say it 02:17 <Vicyorus> We're SO SCREWED 02:17 <Mariobilly> Yay! :D Wait~ that's bad. Boo! 02:17 Ya-I mean, boo! 02:17 <Vicyorus> He hasn't mentioned Ocean... 02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Shouts* 02:17 <Madbootdude> *grabs axe* 02:17 <Ocean6100> Okay. 02:17 <Ocean6100> I've got a mission for you. 02:17 <Madbootdude> *runs at slenderman* 02:17 <Ocean6100> Slenderman? 02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Tentacles grabs axe* 02:18 *throws otters at* 02:18 <Ocean6100> Vicyorus? 02:18 <Mariobilly> He's using his Perish Song! 02:18 <Ocean6100> Watch this: 02:18 <Ocean6100> http://t.co/0D3rrBdH 02:18 <Vicyorus> Yes Ocean? 02:18 <Madbootdude> Uh.. 02:18 <Mariobilly> *electrocutes tentacles 02:18 BAN HIM, HE IS THREATENING TO KILL US 02:18 <Vicyorus> NO 02:18 <Ocean6100> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l-gQLqv9f4o 02:18 <CPChatBot> [YOUTUBE] Title: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You - Duration: 03:28 - Uploaded: 2013-01-24 - Rating: 4.937893 - Views: 7,545,665 - http://youtu.be/l-gQLqv9f4o 02:18 <Madbootdude> *runs off leaving ax* 02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Chokes Kitten* 02:18 <Mariobilly> Thank you, robot self! 02:18 <Vicyorus> How about NO 02:18 <Mariobilly> NO 02:18 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman was kicked from Special:Chat by Ocean6100 02:18 <Mariobilly> *saves 02:18 <Madbootdude> Ocean. 02:18 <Ocean6100> Violence. 02:18 <Mariobilly> Phew. 02:18 <Ocean6100> Stop! 02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Gah..... 02:18 <Vicyorus> Por la Señal de la Santa Cruz, de nuestros enemigos, libranos Señor Nuestro... 02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> You have won first round...... 02:18 <Mariobilly> Slender Man, you are powerless against us. 02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> No, ninguna señal 02:18 Kittens and Oceans join forces to defeat the n00b. 02:18 <Madbootdude> No, Billy. 02:18 <Vicyorus> En el nombre del Padre, del Hijo, y del Espiritu Santo 02:19 <Vicyorus> Amen 02:19 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Si eso deseas, moriras con un golpe cruz 02:19 :0 02:19 <Vicyorus> Well 02:19 BAN FOREVER 02:19 <Madbootdude> Slenderman is Spanish. 02:19 <Vicyorus> Uhh 02:19 <Vicyorus> Mad 02:19 <GrandCroconaw66> Translation in Pm? 02:19 <Vicyorus> He's Herobrine... 02:19 <Vicyorus> Grand 02:19 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Kózha Léh Gu Kitten? 02:19 "Hola! Want a taco, amigo?" ~Slenderman 02:19 <Ocean6100> Look. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l-gQLqv9f4o 02:19 <CPChatBot> [YOUTUBE] Title: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You - Duration: 03:28 - Uploaded: 2013-01-24 - Rating: 4.937893 - Views: 7,545,665 - http://youtu.be/l-gQLqv9f4o 02:19 <Vicyorus> Kitten, shut up 02:19 <Vicyorus> You're offending me man! 02:19 <Ocean6100> STAY QUIET! 02:19 <Ocean6100> :| 02:19 <Ocean6100> What is up with chat nowadays!? 02:19 <Madbootdude> Yes, guys. 02:19 <Ocean6100> Screamz 02:20 <Vicyorus> IDK 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> You may have won 02:20 <Madbootdude> We're in a library 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Um.... 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Round one... 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Ocean dude. 02:20 <Vicyorus> Grand 02:20 <Vicyorus> PM 02:20 <Ocean6100> Yes? 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> NOT THE END 02:20 <Madbootdude> Slenderman. 02:20 <Ocean6100> bows 02:20 <Madbootdude> There's a little boy on the sidewalk over there 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I will go for Grand... 02:20 <Madbootdude> Go get him. 02:20 <Ocean6100> Thank you, Slenderman. 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Then Mad 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Uh oh. 02:20 <Ocean6100> Not about Grand. 02:20 <Madbootdude> He has 20$ in his pocket. 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> *gulps* 02:20 <Ocean6100> Grand? 02:20 <Vicyorus> LOL 02:20 <Ocean6100> Run. 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> *Runs* 02:20 <Vicyorus> Mad 02:20 <Vicyorus> I suggest you RUN! 02:20 <Ocean6100> yells THANKS! 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Thanks! 02:20 <Vicyorus> RUN DUDE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 02:20 <Madbootdude> SLENDERMAN! 02:20 <Vicyorus> THE SLENDERMAN! 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Tentacles grab Grand* 02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Uh oh. 02:20 <Madbootdude> GO GET THAT LITTLE BOY ON THE SIDEWALK 02:20 <Ocean6100> Slenderman? 02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Eats* 02:21 <Ocean6100> Grand's in Alaska. 02:21 <Vicyorus> O_O 02:21 <Mariobilly> NO 02:21 <Vicyorus> AAAAHHHHH! 02:21 <Mariobilly> *SAVES 02:21 <Madbootdude> HE HAS 20$ 02:21 <Vicyorus> Ocean, he's in NY 02:21 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> >:( 02:21 <Mariobilly> *gets eaten instead 02:21 <Madbootdude> NOW SPARE US 02:21 <Madbootdude> AND EAT THAT LITTLE BOY 02:21 <Vicyorus> Uhh 02:21 <Mariobilly> *electrocutes from inside 02:21 <Madbootdude> he's 6... 02:21 <Vicyorus> That little boy is me... 02:21 <Madbootdude> Not you, Vic. 02:21 <Vicyorus> Wait 02:21 <Madbootdude> That kid outside. 02:21 <Mariobilly> Thank God I'm a robot. 02:21 <Vicyorus> That's me from the past! 02:21 <Madbootdude> He's on the sidewalk. 02:21 <Ocean6100> Okay. Well, we can't agree what state in the US Grand is, but the bottom line is, he's out of your tentacles's reach. 02:21 <Mariobilly> No creature can survive that shock. 02:21 <Vicyorus> :o 02:21 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> 3 of you will survive, 5 of you will die.... 1 of you will have a dark virus... 02:21 <Madbootdude> Now, Slender. 02:21 <Mariobilly> *comes out 02:21 <Ocean6100> Hmm... 02:21 <Mariobilly> Eww! 02:21 <Vicyorus> O_O 02:22 <Madbootdude> Hey, little boy! 02:22 <Vicyorus> Uhhh 02:22 <Mariobilly> It's gross. 02:22 <Madbootdude> Get in here! 02:22 <Ocean6100> should I kick for a death threat? 02:22 <Madbootdude> Little boy: .... 02:22 <Ocean6100> I'm thinking yes. 02:22 <Madbootdude> GET IN HERE 02:22 <Vicyorus> Me too 02:22 YEAH 02:22 <Madbootdude> We have "candy" 02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Ha ha ha..... 02:22 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman was kicked from Special:Chat by Ocean6100 02:22 <Mariobilly> I'll take the virus! 02:22 <Ocean6100> Ha ha ha. 02:22 That is kinda funny 02:22 Hello 02:22 <Mariobilly> Do not hurt others! 02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I cannot... continue 02:22 <Madbootdude> *throws little boy at Slenderman* 02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> for now.... 02:22 Its Mr.Slender Spirit 02:22 <Madbootdude> Eat him up, Slendy. 02:22 <Mariobilly> Throw all hatred at me... 02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I will get you Ocean.... 02:22 <Madbootdude> Slender. 02:22 <Mariobilly> Please, leave others be. 02:22 Ocean, thats another threat 02:22 <Ocean6100> Thanks! For the information! 02:22 <Madbootdude> I'm giving you a little boy with 20$ 02:22 ban >:'] 02:22 <Mariobilly> When will I die, Slender Man? 02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Ha ha ha.... 02:22 <Madbootdude> And you're not accepting it. 02:23 *>:[] 02:23 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Soon.... 02:23 <Ocean6100> Ha ha ha. 02:23 <Ocean6100> ;) 02:23 <Mariobilly> Okay, sure. 02:23 WHEN WILL MY CHILDREN DIE? 02:23 <GrandCroconaw66> *Gets spit out* Eww... I Got green stuff in me. 02:23 <Ocean6100> Happiness, sunshine, and gum. All that sorta thing. 02:23 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Bye.... Fools.... 02:23 <Mariobilly> I have infaulable antivirus. 02:23 <Madbootdude> Grand is barely alive. 02:23 Bye! 02:23 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman has left Special:Chat.

Well, that's it. Good night.

P.S. Emperor Darkness said that Makuta is his father. He is his only fear. Who knew Emperor Darkness had a fear? Could Slender Man, Makuta, Herobrine, and Emperor Darkness all be related or working togther? We may find out...