User blog:Hubert P. Enguin/Fat and Furious Bears - Clarifying some things

Hello there

This is Hubert P. Enguin and I'd like to clarify some things about what happened back in January 2015 when "I" took over the wiki as Darth "Hubert". What happened actually is that I was hacked by an evil user but don't worry! That evil user is long gone and now I'm here again! After all, how could I do such thing like that? I am the nicest user in the entire Club Penguin Wiki!

Back to the topic, I've decided to join the Presidential Elections 2015 and I have many plans to make the wiki better.

Stop Global Warming
I know a good friend who did that back in November 2012. Unfortunately, the Epic Penguin Fools stopped him. What the EPF does not know is that Global Warming is a serious danger to humanity and I am planning to do something similar to what my friend did.

Global Warming affects all of us. It even affects you users. It'll slowly melt the ice and snow of Club Penguin Island and things will get warmer and warmer...Now that I think of, maybe a warm island isn't THAT bad! :D

Host the Summer "Games" with Chriskim98
If I win the Presidential Elections, then I'll be in charge of the Summer Shenanigans 2015 and rename it the Summer Games 2015. I've thought of adding a small twist, but prudence forbids it. I've decided to keep it a secret but I can assure you that you'll love it.

President for a Day
If I win the Presidential Elections, then I'll do something similar to what the wiki did with chat mods; the Chat Mod Calendar. I've thought of making a calendar where users can apply to be a President for a Day. Of course, I'd be behind his back "helping" him and encouraging the user into what's good and bad, but that's because I care!

Abolish the Elite Penguin Force
You heard it. The EPF is nothing but trouble. They always think that they're right when in reality, they are STUPID. I, Hubert P. Enguin, future CP Wiki president, mastermind, professor, doctor, scientist, chemist, engineer, teacher, and handsome penguin is more intelligent than those Elite Pathetic Fools.

Like I've mentioned in "Stop Global Warming", what the EPF actually wants is to destroy everything that's good secretly without everybody knowing, then make a donation charity thing where penguins would give money but the EPF won't do ANYTHING ABOUT IT. They've done the same thing with diseases. Just think why there hasn't been any positive change in Global Warming, no cure for such disease has been discovered lately, and instead the EPF is making new suits, new weapons and even make special cars for their missions. Cars are nothing but POLLUTING MACHINES! STUPID EPF!!!

Make the Death Star a reality
You heard me. Something even Obama and the American White House can't do; make the Death Star into a reality. I have a lot of knowledge. I know how it works, improve their security, and make it into something cool! I can even do one in under 1 month!

Ban Puffles
Puffles are a big problem to society. About 0.0000000001% of the Club Penguin population is allergic to puffles. In fact, my good friend who tried to stop Global Warming is allergic to them. In fact, for those who aren't aware of, the puffle population is growing drastically the island may get overpopulated.

So in order to make the island a better place to live, I've thought to abolish the puffles. I've thought a lot of solutions about it and the most delicious solution would be to replace the Pet Shop with a Chinese Restaurant. The Chinese Restaurant might even attract more tourists from the world and they'd even believe that we are such a cultural nation. Chinese food is delicious actually! As you read in a Club Penguin Times issue back in May 2015, the Pizza Parlor is running out of employees and the only ones remaining do not even know what a pizza is. Their quality is deteriorating and I feel it's time for a change. The Chinese Restaurant may be the best solution to this and run out of food?