User blog:Iceguy163/Wikia Poop: Wata fights Name anime style

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Egg? OW! UN toe, I s- SHUDDUP! I wanna read this! Ok, fine.


 * edited version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dv_DXqdC9k*

Hey.youcp: Muhahahahaha

Vic: Nice for the queen to invite us over for a picnic, ay Wata?

Wata: I hope she made lots of LOAFERS!

Vic: Wata, look! It's from Hey.you! Dear pesky admins, my evil army and I have conquered the CPW multiverse. Your little queen will be forever trapped in one of my 9001 castles! But don't worry, you can still find her, but there's a 99% chance that a loafer will slap you in the face and tell you that she's in another castle. Good luck, if you can have any!

Vic: We gotta find the queen!

Wata: And YOU gotta help us!

Vic: If you need to know how to get through the hotels, go to school and find out how. We ain't gonna tell ya!

Wata: Even though we're experts at it.

Vic: Ok, ENOUGH OF THAT! Let's get over there!


 * Wata and Vic run to the first castle while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0 plays in the background*

Wata: YAY, WE'RE HERE!

Vic: Yeah, of course we are...

Fire: Hello, Wata and Vic. Welcome to my VOLCANIC CASTLE!

Wata: Fire, you're part of Hey.you's army?!

Fire: No, not really.

Vic: Then why are you guarding this castle?!

Fire: Cuz I beat up the last person that had it and made this my very own home. (Note: When you hover over this, you might cry an ocean. Do it at your own risk.

Vic: Well then, VICTATOR: ATTACK!

Fire: NO, DO-


 * The Victator crushes Fire*

Wata: YAY, WE BEAT HIM! Does that mean we get his weapon? I mean, he's a robot master!

Vic: Apparently not, but that doesn't matter. OFF TO THE EXIT!


 * Meanwhile at ze end*

Wata: Hello.

Vic: We saved you, q- oh yeah...

Loafer: SHE'S IN ANOTHER CASTLE, NUBS!

Vic: Aw great. Welp, TO THE NEXT CASTLE!


 * Vic and Wata head to more and more castles for about 2.1 years*

Vic: UGH....

Wata: IKR!

Vic: This is just annoying.

Wata: But at least we're arriving at the final castle.

Vic: True, but this is still TIRING!

Wata: Yeah. Oh look up ahead! A portal! This might take us to the castle instantly!

Vic: Are you sure?

Wata: Yep, I'm really sur-


 * Suddenly, Name bursts out of the portal*

Name: I'm back FOR REVENGE!!!

Wata: Oh, hi Lor-

Name: That's not my NAME!!!

Vic: Ok then, hello Gli-

Name: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A GLITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vic: Ok, she-


 * Name punches Vic so hard that he almost dies, fainting*

Wata: Vic....no....

Name: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Wata: You're gonna PAY!!

Name: TAKE THIS!


 * Name throws an Jalapeno at Wata*

Wata: How about YOU?!


 * Wata does this to the Jalapeno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eqpc7E5tu4*

Name: You...


 * Name turns 50% of the ground into Spikerock*

Wata: Pathetic compared to my power.


 * Wata fires his devastating Loafer Blast*

Name: WHAT IN THE?!


 * Mushroom cloud caused by blast*

Wata: Welp, my job here is done. Just gotta wake up Vic and then we're off to rescue Queen Ember.


 * Suddenly, a green light emerges from where Name last was*

Name: No....this isn't over yet...I CAN STILL FIGHT!


 * Name digivolves into Giganame*

Wata: Ok, Vic. Wake the h- wait, WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?!

Giganame: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Wata: He transformed?


 * Wata gets in a serious fighting stance*

Wata: 2 CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!


 * Wata transforms into Watamonstah in an epic scene*

Watamonstah: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giganame: Urrr.......GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Watamonstah: RAH!


 * Watamonstah jumps up and smashes the ground*

Giganame: URRRRRGAH!


 * Giganame launches a fleet of peashooters, only for them to be easily destroyed by Watamonstah*

Watamonstah: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Wata (while Watamonstah is roaring): Nothing you throw will hurt me! NOTHING!

Giganame: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Name (while Giganame is roaring): How? How did he counter that? It's impossible!

Wata: TAKE THIS!

Watamonstah: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKRRRRRRRRRARGZXVYURRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


 * Watamonstah roars so loud that it damages the area*

Name: He's crazy!


 * Giganame covers Watamonstah's mouth*

Wata: WHAT?!

Name: Your roar is nothing but a quiet chirp now.

Wata: Oh yeah?

Name: HUH?! HOW DID HE?!


 * Watamonstah bites Giganame's arm*

Giganame: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Impressive, BUT I CAN COUNTER THAT TOO!

Wata: Not so fast!


 * Watamonstah bites Giganame's head (not really in a gory/bloody matter)*

Name: No...YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN!


 * Giganame's eyes turn green*

Giganame: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (double voice)


 * Giganame delivers a devastating punch to Watamonstah*

Watamonstah: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Wata: GAH!

Name: It's time to finish you!


 * Giganame's arm starts burn, but doesn't hurt it*

Name: JALAPENO'S


 * Giganame punches Watamonstah again, this time being more devastating*

Name: CONSECUTIVE


 * Giganame punches Watamonstah multiple times*

Name: BLAZING


 * Giganame's consecutive punches start to get stronger and stronger every second*

Name: FISTS!


 * Giganame finishes Watamonstah off with a devastating fiery uppercut, dealing catastrophic damage to the area*

Watamonstah: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wata: AGH!


 * Watamonstah crashes into a tree*

Name: He's gone now. Time to finish off Vic!


 * Giganame charges a Citron blast*

Name: CITRON'S BRILLIANT LIGHTNING!

Wata: Vic....no.....

Name: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA-


 * Watamonstah quickly stops Giganame*

Name: HUH?!

Wata: I WON'T LET YOU KILL VIC!


 * Watamonstah switches to Berserk Mode*

Name: WHAT THE?! :O

Watamonstah: GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHAZJLZJBLZJBOAJGAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! a


 * Watamonstah punches Giganame so hard that it causes it to explode and release Name*

Name: GAH!

Wata: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!


 * Wata charges his galaxy-destroying Loafer Blast*

Wata: DONUTLOAFERLOAFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Watamonstah fires the gigantic Loafer Blast*

Name: No...this is the end....I'm all out of energy ever since I used Jalapeno's Consecutive Blazing Fists...


 * Suddenly, Hey.youcp appears and reflects the blast, destroying Watamonstah*

Wata: NO!

Name: Huh...Hey.you?

Hey.you: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm the king of this land here!

Name: BUT I'LL NEVER BOW DOWN TO Y-

Hey.you: Well then, BOW DOWN TO YOUR OWN KING!


 * Hey.you sends Name back to the PVZ wiki*

Wata: Ugh...


 * Hey.you walks up to Wata*

Hey.you: Join me or else...

Wata: Or else what?


 * Hey.you charges his Weegee Death Stare*

Wata: FINE, I'll join you...

Hey.you: Ok, then...


 * Hey.you and Wata go to the gigantic Death Star that he kept a secret from everybody except his army*

Vic: Ugh...huh? Anybody here? Wata? Name? Welp, I've been abandoned.

P-P: Vic.

Vic: P-P? What do you want?

P-P: I need you to join my righteous army.

Vic: Why?

P-P: We're fighting a losing war against Hey.you and his evil empire. We need your help. Will you choose to?

Vic: Sure? I'll decide on that later.

P-P: Ok then, choose wisely...

To be continued...