User blog:123kitten1/Christmas Story

After hundreds of years of delivering presents to dimwits, Santa Clause was angry. No one had ever got him a Christmas gift. None of the elves ever cared enough to say Merry Christmas to him. Santa was going to have his revenge, even if he had to take it to the extremes.

Santa put on his black hoodie, and grabbed his snowball launcher. "Elves!" Santa yelled, "Christmas is coming early this year!"

"Umm..." The elfs stuttered, "Christmas isn't until another coupple weeks!"

"I SAID ITS COMING EARLY!" Santa yelled.

"Yes sir!" Said the frightened elf. He scurried away, spreading the news to the other elves.

"This Christmas will be my time to shine" Santa said with a mischevious grin.

That night, his elves loaded his sleigh and he was ready for takeoff. Rocket Boosters: On! His sleigh was much faster now that he fired those lousy reindeer. He zipped through the frosty winter air, his long beard flapping in the wind. He checked his list, and checked it twice. First stop: Abominable.

He came across the first igloo, and landed in the front yard, making sure to destroy there flower beds. "HOHOHOHO!" He cackled, "This is the best Christmas yet!"

He approached the door, and BANG! Santa kicked down the door and said, "Marry Christmas, fools!"

The shocked inhabitants were staring at Santa, when the pink one started screaming. The male penguin got out his phone and dialed 911. "Officers! A deranged lunatic is breaking into my igloo!"

"I'm not going down today, suckers!" Santa screamed. He activated his snowball launcher and fired at the igloo. "sayonara, penguins!"

Then they heard the police sirens. "This isn't the last you've seen of SANTA CLAUSE! Mwahaha!"

Santa Clause hopped into his sleigh, looking down at the flashing red and blue lights from below. He felt so alive! "Hmm...I think I'm going to do this more often..."

End of Part 1
Did you like it? Part 2 is hopefully coming next year for Christmas. I know, such a long wait. Please leave a comment saying what you like about it! Did you like it? Yes No YEAH!!! It was okay.