User blog comment:ThatYoshi8/How??? Blogs: How To Be Rich/@comment-4018164-20150515190414


 * 1) Put a $50 bill on the ground. Leave a small rock on top of it to keep it in place.
 * 2) Circle it with some red paint and write inside " EBOLA ".
 * 3) Wait for an entire week. Any victim who was unlucky enough to touch the money is likely to leave his contaminated money there as well. After the week, take 10% of the remaining money, invest 10% of it in further experiments, and send the rest to Penguin-Pal.
 * 4) If the money is gone, either send Penguin-Pal $50 for failing the test, or repeat the test with some anti-sasquatch traps.