Herbert P. Bear/Quotes

Operation Blackout

 * Too Late...
 * Boom!
 * (grunts) OH... NOOOOOO!
 * Enjoy it before I destroy it!
 * The weather forecast calls for eternal darkness. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * You can't stop me!
 * Sometimes I sit and wait for you fools to take the bait. Prepare now to face your fate. Can't stop me... you're much too late.
 * Club Herbert is very original. And more importantly, it is mine.
 * Time to concentrate on my plans. My solar laser is coming along excellently, if I do say so myself...
 * Blowing up the PSA headquarters with a popcorn bomb. So simple, so satisfying.
 * Follow the nice little detonator!
 * That's nice. Now be quiet.
 * Go away!
 * I'm a vegetarian, you daft creature!
 * I will improve the island. You penguins will be free to leave, or stay and enjoy the silence.
 * Who is this Gariwald you speak of? Unless he has vegetarian recipes, or knows how to silence you penguins, I'm not interested.
 * Gary? I froze him!
 * No parties. Parties are far too noisy.
 * I usually sneak around these places.
 * Is it just me, or is it getting dark out?
 * I must be leaving now.
 * Now where's that log out button...
 * SHUSH!
 * GUARD THE ENTRANCES!
 * YES YOU MAY BOW TO ME.
 * You want a story?
 * Well, I AM a master storyteller.
 * Once upon a time there was a magnificent polar bear, who wanted to build a woodchopper, so that everyone could have a nice warm fire.
 * But along came a group of nasty agents.
 * But I escaped!
 * EVERYBODY OFF MY CHAIR! OR ELSE!
 * ROAAR!!
 * GOT THAT MINIONS?
 * Alright, quiet down.
 * Very well Klutzy!
 * MWA HA HA HA HA!!
 * Its GROSS
 * Did you understand the magnitude of what I just said?
 * Klutzy? He's back at base.
 * For now!
 * What's over there?
 * I've never SEEN the front of the Coffee Shop.
 * LETS DO THIS PLAY
 * I'm going this way
 * WHAT ARE YOU A BUNCH OF GHOSTS?
 * Greetings my subjects
 * Setting up here was a STROKE OF GENIUS. Spacious. Quiet. And that pump is perfect to keep this place dry.
 * Those Elite Penguin FOOLS will never find me! MWAHAHAHAHA!
 * Masterful idea to salvage the solar laser for my new plan.
 * KLUTZY! No pizza! We'll eat once I'm finished.
 * KLUTZY! NOOOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
 * AAAAAAAHH! Wait a second! What are you doing up there agent!?!!? NO! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
 * You have not seen the last of me!

Star Wars Takeover

 * BREATHES LOUDLY
 * (Breathing noise)
 * Greetings!
 * Attention!
 * Listen to me!
 * Greetings, rebel traitors!
 * Attention, rebel traitors!
 * Listen to me, rebel traitors!
 * I am Darth Herbert
 * Master of the Force
 * Servant of the Dark Side
 * Commander of the Empire's forces
 * Sworn enemy of the Alliance
 * Fearsome foe of friendliness
 * And all-around mean guy
 * I am here to be obeyed
 * If you wish to surrender now, that's fine
 * You will be defeated
 * But it will save us both time
 * And I can take a longer lunch
 * If you do not surrender...
 * ...you will be defeated anyway
 * But I'll be angry you wasted my time
 * You want to hear some stories, do you?
 * Very well, I shall regale you
 * I was in a podrace once
 * I destroyed the other competitors
 * And I won
 * That's usually how I do business
 * I have fought many Lightsaber duels
 * I remember one with my old master
 * What was his name?
 * Anyway, I defeated him
 * He wasn't so great after all
 * I have used the Force for many things
 * To persuade people
 * To destroy people
 * But the best thing I ever used it for...
 * Wait, why should I tell you?
 * I should blast you into space!
 * Do not be so rash
 * Fools!
 * Do you doubt my power?
 * I will defeat you!
 * You are insignificant!
 * Who dares?!
 * Do you defy me?
 * Your power is nothing compared to mine!
 * I don't want to talk about that!
 * Never bring that up again!
 * (angry breathing noise)
 * Arrrrrgh!
 * Grrrrrr
 * None of your Jedi mind tricks!
 * I cannot be fooled
 * I was a Jedi once
 * But I was too powerful
 * That's why I left
 * I don't care what you've heard
 * Put away your Lightsaber!
 * I will not embarrass you...
 * ...with defeat in front of your friends!
 * Put away those Lightsabers!
 * I could defeat you with a single thought
 * I could defeat you with a single snowball
 * For I am Darth Herbert
 * You Rebels think you can destroy the Death Star?
 * I will defeat YOU!
 * Then you won't be destroying anything!
 * If you reveal the Rebel spy to me...
 * ...I will still defeat you all...
 * ...But I will make it quick
 * Can you direct me to...
 * The Death Star bridge?
 * I have planets to conquer
 * The Death Star docking bay?
 * My ship's come in
 * The Death Star meeting room?
 * I'm late for my four o'clock
 * The Death Star elevator room?
 * It's the only way to get around this place
 * The Death Star trash compactor?
 * I have some Rebel garbage to take out
 * The Death Star tractor beam room?
 * Collecting shuttles is one of my hobbies
 * The Death Star detention block?
 * Those prisoners won't interrogate themselves
 * The Throne Room?
 * Big meeting with the boss
 * The Millennium Falcon?
 * I just have a little sabotage to do
 * My favorite animal is the Bantha
 * They are quite delicious!
 * But not very bright
 * What is my favorite place?
 * I like the Death Star's garbage compactor
 * When there are Rebel spies in it!
 * What is my favorite sport?
 * Hunting Rebel spies!
 * I don't like it to be too easy
 * So I give them a good head start
 * My hobbies are Lightsaber duels
 * Disciplining underlings with the Force
 * Flying my TIE fighter
 * Crushing the Rebellion
 * Defeating my old masters
 * Collecting space shuttles
 * I like to keep busy
 * My favorite possession?
 * I'm very fond of the Death Star
 * And my TIE Fighter
 * And my Lightsaber
 * Anything that destroys things, basically
 * My favorite color is dark
 * It is the color of my wardrobe
 * As well as my favorite side
 * I'm talking about the Dark Side
 * In case that wasn't clear
 * My favorite planet is Alderaan
 * I mean... WAS Alderaan
 * Heh heh
 * Are you a Rebel?
 * Will you join the Dark Side?
 * You want to join the Dark Side?
 * Good choice
 * Unfortunate decision
 * I find your lack of faith disturbing
 * Join the Dark Side
 * We have cake
 * and cookies
 * We have cooler outfits
 * The Dark Side will win
 * Farewell, fools!
 * Are you still here?
 * Is there any reason you're still here?
 * I have no further use for you
 * I have no further use for this conversation
 * This conversation is at an end
 * There is no further need for you to speak
 * I've gotten all I need from you
 * Thank you, that is all
 * Be gone!
 * I tire of the sight of you
 * Your presence bores me
 * Why are you still annoying me?
 * I'm off to crush the Rebellion
 * The Rebellion is not going to crush itself
 * I have a Death Star to activate
 * I have Jedi to defeat
 * Elite Penguin Force?
 * You mean Rebel Penguin Force?
 * Who is a crab called Klutzy?
 * Director at EPF?
 * You mean leader at rebel?
 * (Angry Breathing Noise)
 * Bah!
 * Any question about me?
 * Dont hack the computer or you will destroy dark side!
 * My hobbies are dueling lightsaber with rebel.
 * But I will win no one can beat my power!
 * Let's join dark side with me and rule the galaxy!
 * I never give up to destroy you fools!
 * Finally a penguin listens to me!
 * Thanks for the pizza Penguin.
 * NO HUGS!
 * NO SMILING!
 * The frown is OK.
 * NO HEARTS!