User blog:Iceguy163/Phil vs Melee Fox


 * Phil walks out after destroying a bunch of planets with Jack*

Phil: Jack, we have collected souls to resurrect grand master Tito and destroy Stick and his "sister."

Jack: Didn't his "daddy" lie about the whole thing just so Jewel could marry somebody else?

Phil: Pretty much, he just won't tell him.

Jack: Otherwise he'd be freaking o-

*Coldsteel teleports behind them*

Coldsteel: psssh...NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID!!!!

*Jack kills Coldsteel with laser eyes*

Jack: Meh, stupid challengers.

*Samurai Jack gets in front of them*

Jack: I WILL RETURN TO THE PAST AND DESTROY YOU, EVIL CO-

*Phil kills the samurai by punching him in the face*

Phil: Weird peeps.

*Suddenly, muscular men that watch Jojo and play Melee get in front of them*

Mermaid Man: Let's kick their butts, Barnacle Boy!

Barnacle Boy: Aw yeah!

Jotaro: Yare yare daze...

Phil: Get outta the way!

*Phil destroys the trio with laser eye beams*

Jack: Annoying peopl-

*Suddenly, their main appears in front of them*

Fox: I'm gonna destroy you two and make this about Club Penguin!

Jack: Come at us, boi.

*Fox smiles like an anime character*

Fox: Okay...

*Fox starts to catch on fire, but without any harm*

Phil: Stop hurting yourself, you're letting us win.

Fox: FIYAH!

*Fox rams into Jack with Reflector on as well*

Jack: HOLY CRA-

*Jack explodes*

Phil: JACK!!! Grrr.....

Fox: What, little man?

*Phil's hair starts to turn gold*

Fox: Uh oh...

Phil: My name is...

*Phil goes Super Saiyan and knee smashes Fox*

Phil: PHIL FROM THE NUTSHACK!!!!!!!!

Fox: OH CRAP, WHAT UP?!

*Fox burns up*

Phil: MY HAND!!!

Fox: Is dead like yo FACE!

*Fox rams into Phil*

Phil: YOU BETTER GET NERFED SOON!

*Phil gets sent to the moon*

Fox: Good, now to revive this pla- *Phil rockets back to Earth and kicks Fox*

Phil: JK, NUB!

Fox: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fox crashes into Stick's house*

Fox: Oh crap.

Stick: Ok, how did you get here? Did Celestia tell you to tell me something?

Fox: No, this nub that destroyed billions of cities just kicked me over to your house.

Stick: Meh, who cares.

Fox: And I think I might've damaged it a little unintentionally.

Stick: WAT!!!???

*Stick gets on his phone*

Stick: OMG, SKYE, JEWEL, WAKE UP!

*They get up*

Jewel + Skye: WWWWAAAATTTT?!

Stick: THIS WEAK NUB THAT'S TOO SLOW TO FIND OUT HOW FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC JUST BROKE A LITTLE TINY BIT OF OUR HOUSE.

Jewel: OMG!!!

Skye: WE MUST KILL HIM!

Stick: ALRIGHT, LET'S GET H-

*Stick looks and sees that Fox ran away*

Stick: Oh.

Phil: HAHA, TIME TO DESTROY THIS WORLD AND REVIVE TITO!

Fox: Lol, nope.

*Fox beats up Phil till he gets put to sleep*

Fox: Alright, I win.

*Fox gets out his Blaster*

Fox: Rest in pieces, NUB!

Phil: NOPE!

*Phil captures Fox in a special cage that can't be broken, unless Stick punches it, but he sadly doesn't care*

Phil: Haha, foolish Foxy ripoff that tries to destroy me by foolishly putting me to sleep, which I faked. Now time to summon Tito after taking care of the CPW Admins.

*Suddenly, FAMILY GUY! SAVE THE DAY!

Phil: Wait wha-

*Stewie kicks Phil in the face*

Phil: WHY!?

*Phil explodes*

Fox: Cool, but what about me?

*Peter destroys the cage by simply punching it*

Fox: Wait a sec, are you...

Peter: Yep.

Fox: Omg, IT'S STICK!

*Stick takes off his Peter Griffin mask*

Fox: Stick, there's something I want to tell you after all these years.

Stick: Yes, Fox?

*Fox kicks Stick to the moon*

Fox: GET REKT!

GAME!

The End