User blog:MarieBilly Archimedes Shears/The new restaurant: Hack in the Bot!

Hello, CPeoples! Since everyone on the wiki is making restaurants that are parodies of real restaurants, I've finally came up with the ultimate: Hack in the Bot (parody of Jack in the Box). It has the most futuristic technology ever! Seats that vibrate, food transporters, tablet-like menu pages which you choose what you would like to order, and a robot waitor scans that and sends your order by radio waves automatically, so real waitors don't get the orders mixed up. We also have the ultimate sandwich... The Hacker Burger. It has a super-secret recipe. And even if you DID discover the secrets of this super-sandwich, it contains material that will be discovered in the distant future. I found it since I'm a robot with a built-in time traveler. Yeah, it's pretty neat. Mariobilly, over and out!