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Herbert VS Tusk is the second episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History. It premiered on May 27, 2014.

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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History Episode 2! Herbert VS Tusk, BEGIN!

Herbert: You little failure, your a stupid piece of snow, your life is pathetic, you couldn't even put on a show. I've put on lots of shows with my little crab, and he's more evil than you even your minions think that your mad. They're useless and pathetic and nothing keeps them cool, except that warm heat that i've been trying to make with some stupid wool, it's not from a sheep or a sweater, i know where it came from too, wait, why did i say 'too'? because you don't know you fool!

Tusk: Ha, all your 'shows' are epic fails, the EPF will come along, arrest you and throw you in jail, your stupid and useless, i'm the master of snow while your sitting in your lair, thinking of plans which always fail and you yell in defeat 'It's Not Fair!'. Your always so selfish, you've always been a fool, and i have seen you sleeping once in a tiny kiddie pool, call me a vicious snow master because i'm stealing this race, your middle name is ugly and it's named after your face.

Herbert: You dare yell that crappy language at me 'Herbert P. Bear', you have always had minions, but never a lair, you look like the Ultimate Proto-Bot 10000, wait i've had that guy working for me before and i yelled 'It's Over 9000!'

Tusk: Your raps are lame, they're dumb and stupid and you should die, and watch me sitting on the snow eating an apple pie, and you've kidnapped Puffles well i've captured a ninja, and you've failed all of your plans and them spies have got no things for a living, i go on a website and type my writing in bold, and i've a last thing to say 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'

Announcer: WHO WON?

Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?

Announcer: YOU DECIDE

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History.