User blog:MarieBilly Archimedes Shears/Help, help!

Guys! No time for chit-chat! Herbert just plugged this hard drive thing onto me, and I think that I'm...TRANSMISSION FAILED...REBOOT IN PROGRESS. REBOOT, 1% COMPLETE. REBOOT, 99% COMPLETE. REBOOT COMPLETE. HA! DID YOU THINK I WOULD ALWAYS BE SO STUPID?! ME AND HERBERT ARE GONNA WIN THIS ROUND! THE SKY WILL FOREVER BLACKEN, THE ISLAND WILL FREEZE, HERBERT WILL RULE! QUITE FRANKLY, I DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT FRIENDS EVEN ARE! SURRENDER, OR THE ISLAND IS DOOMED! I KNOW THAT EPF WILL SURVIVE, BUT NOT FOR LONG! GARY IS NOW OUR PRISONER, AND IF YOU'RE PART OF THE EPF, YOU COULD BE NEXT! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, PENGUINS!

--MARIOBILLY, SUPREME PENGUIN ANDROID, FUTURE CO-RULER OF CLUB PENGUIN

P.S. AND I'M EXPECTING A VISIT FROM COUSIN PROTOBOT!