User blog:Nom Nom Cake/CP News: Wednesday, April 30th

Hello, welcome to the first edition of CP News! Your weekly news channel! I am Red and this is my robot friend Beep, introduce yourself, Beep! "Beep boop beep boop beep boop beeptube!" Okay, uh... Now it's time for news!

Diamonds :O
Well, for the first section, we will talk about a unknown material, this blocky robot person has the answer, "Their diamonds you idiot!" K...

Funny Hat Week setup
When Beep was walking to the Dock for some Hydro Hopper he found some displays, hats & construction workers. They told him they were setting up Funny Hat Week. He walked to the Beach and he saw MORE construction workers and a sign that said: "Funny Hat Contest!". He interviewed one of the construction workers because he had a normal talking chip he ate on accident when he walked to the Dock:

Interview
Beep: "Hey! What's up?" Construction Worker: "We are setting up Funny Hat Week!" Beep: "Great can you tell us what we can do and when will it be done?" Construction Worker: "Well! Glad you asked! At the Beach you will be able to show off your funny hat in the Funny Hat Contest, and at the Dock you will be able to get Funny Hats and takes hilarious pictures! And I expect it to be done tonight!" Beep: "Great! Gotta get going, thanks for the interview!" Construction Worker: "No problem!"

Death Star Destroyed! Darth Vader Takeover removed!
Thanks for viewing but before we go we have something else: Thanks to our hero: C-PCakePO the Death Star has been destroyed and everyone is safe! Great work everyone!

Now that's it for this week, Beep and Red signing off!