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Club Penguin Comics: Volume 1
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Date released October 15, 2009
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Club Penguin Comics: Volume 1 (later rebranded as Club Penguin Waddle On!: Comic Collection was a Club Penguin comic book containing a mixture of Comics from the Community Page and completely original ones. Polo Field stated that a second volume was not made due to time-consumption and financial reasons.[1]

Description[]

This super-silly book of Club Penguin comics is sure to tickle your funny bone! It includes tons of all-new funnies, plus your favorite classic comics from the site!

Sections[]

  • Waddle On
  • Around Club Penguin
  • Puffles, Puffles, Puffles
  • Famous Friends
  • All Fun and Games

Comics[]

Waddle On[]

Three pre-panels are shown, each one with a snowflake
Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Squee!
Panel 2:
Penguin 1: Wow, guys, look, it's snowing! The first snow of the season!
Panel 3:
Penguin 2: That's great...except the season is summer.
Penguin 3: Yeah. And there's always snow.


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Nothing here.
Penguin 2: Still nothing?
Panel 2:
Penguin 3: Are you sure he said the pin was here?
Penguin 2: Positive! He said it was somewhere in the Lodge.
Panel 3:
Penguin 2: Well, I'm tired of looking. I'm sitting down.
Panel 4:
A thumbtack-style pin is on the chair
Penguin 2: YEE-OW!
Panel 5:
Penguin 3: Found it!
Penguin 1: Yay!


Comic 6

Panel 1:
Tour Guide: So, over here we have the pizza shop. It's where you get your pizzas and what-have-you.
Panel 2:
Tour Guide: This is the-uh-sporty sports. You can buy, hmmm...looks like shoes and a sled-and oh, look! I think that's a ball over there.
Panel 3:
Tour Guide: This is the surf...place. Let's see...got some fire over there, some trees and stuff. There's some penguins swimming. Uhmmmm...
Panel 4:
Penguin: You have no idea what you're saying, do you?
Tour Guide: I just wanted the hat.


Panel 1:
Penguin 1 (in Tic-Tac-Toe Code): Yo, dgwg.
Penguin 2 (also in Tic-Tac-Toe Code): What's up?
Panel 2:
Penguin 3: What do suppose they're saying?
Penguin 4: Hm? I don't know. Maybe they're speaking in another language?
Panel 3:
Penguin 3: "?" Emote
Penguin 4: Well, they're less confusing than the penguins who only talk in expressions.
Panel 4:
Penguin 5: "Laughing Emote"
Penguin 6: "Sick Emote"


5 day forecast

Why The Club Penguin Times doesn't include weather reports:
5-Day Forecast
Panel 1: Thursday
Weather Forecaster: It's going to be cold today!
Panel 2: Friday
Weather Forecaster: Looks like it's still cold out there, penguins. Make sure you bundle up!
Panel 3: Saturday
Weather Forecaster: Well, still cold, so...stay bundled up, I guess.
Panel 4: Sunday
Weather Forecaster: Guess what? It's cold out.
Panel 5: Monday
A sign is present instead of the penguin. It reads "Yes it's still cold"


Panel 1:
Penguin is whistling
Panel 2:
penguin wearing a Moose Head shows up
Penguin: Wha-?
Panel 3:
penguin wearing a Squidzoid Costume shows up
Penguin: EEE!
Panel 4:
penguin wearing a Dragon Costume shows up
Penguin runs away
Penguin: I don't even know where I am anymore!


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Hey, what's going on?
Penguin 2: Why aren't you dressed?
Penguin 3: Yeah, it's the Medieval Party!
Panel 2:
Penguin 1: I didn't know! I'll have something awesome next time, you guys.
And so…
Panel 3:
Penguin 1 (in King's Crown and Royal Robe: Forsooth! Yon – hey! Where are all your costumes?
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: What, for the Medieval Party?
Penguin 3: That ended, like, yesterday.
Penguin 4: Yeah. We're all about this rock now.
Panel 5:
The other penguins stare at the rock while Penguin 1 looks on confused and disappointed
Panel 6:
Penguin 1 joins in staring at the rock with the other penguins


Comic3

Panel 1:
A penguin is holding a toaster with an upside down Hot Sauce bottle connected to it by a curly wire, a radar dish sticking out of one hole and a Yellow Fish sticking out of the other.
Penguin: I've done it! I just invented an invisibility machine!
Panel 2:
Penguin (gesturing to the right): As you can see, I've made my friend invisible.
Panel 3:
The penguin's friend taps him on the other shoulder, away from where he's gesturing
Panel 4:
The penguin's pupils shrink as he looks at his waving friend
Panel 5:
The penguin looks at the machine
Panel 6:
Penguin: Do you know how to fix toasters?


Threeee Deeee

Panel 1:
Bernie: Guess what I'VE got??
Iggy: What?
Panel 2:
Bernie: 3-D glasses!
Iggy: Yeah, I've got some, too.
Panel 3:
Bernie: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to enter...
Panel 4:
Bernie: The THIRD DIMENSION!!!
Panel 5:
Bernie: Oh WOW!
Panel 6:
From Bernie's point of view; the whole world is rendered in 3D
Iggy: What?


Panel 1:
Two penguins are toasting marshmallows over the Cove campfire.
Firefighter (off-panel): Oh no!
Panel 2:
Firefighter: Guys, come quick! We've got a fire!
Panel 3:
Firefighters put out the campfire
Panel 4:
Penguin: You can always tell who's a new firefighter, huh?
Firefighter (off-panel): Good job, men!


Around Club Penguin[]

Panel 1:
Penguin 2 is carrying a chair
Penguin 1: What are you doing?
Penguin 2: Didn't you hear? There's an igloo decorating contest!
Panel 2:
Penguin 2: I'm doing such a good job, I'll get first prize for sure!
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: I highly doubt that.
Penguin 2: What? Why?
Panel 4:
Penguin 1: Because this is the Coffee Shop!
Penguin 2: I was hoping that still counted.


Panel 1:
At the Snow Forts, looking at the Clock Tower.
Penguin 1 (thinking): Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I turned it by flipper instead of snowballs.
Panel 2:
penguin turns the target with his flippers from a ladder
Panel 3:
penguin continues turning the target
Panel 4:
A giant jack-in-the-box pops out of the top of the clock causing the penguin to fall off their ladder in surprise.


The Window

Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Nice Day.
Penguin 2 sips his drink and Penguin 3 can be seen outside through the window.
Panel 2:
Penguin 2: Indeed.
Penguin 1 sips his drink and Penguin 3 waddles closer.
Panel 3:
Penguin 3 walks straight into the window and Penguins 1 and 2 turn to look at them.
Panel 4
Penguin 1: Heh. Just like a sparrow.
Penguin 2: Like a what?


130 lrg-en of ava

Panel 1:
Penguin 1: You're fired!
Panel 2:
Penguin 2: Hey, boss. Where are the plates?
Penguin 1: You're fired.
Panel 3:
Penguin 3: No, you're fired! I'm the boss now.
Panel 4:
Penguin 1: Aw.


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Panel 1:
A penguin in a Coffee Apron is walking by a "Fresh Coffee for 4 Coins" stand with a coffee pot.
Panel 2:
The penguin trips and drops the coffee pot.
Panel 3:
The coffee spills on the ground
Panel 4:
The stand now reads "Fresh -Ground- Coffee 4̶ ̶C̶o̶i̶n̶s̶ Only 2!"


Panel 1:
Barista: You look tired! Hard day?
Penguin: You have no idea.
Panel 2:
Penguin: Whew! Started this morning with a crew of drillers at the Iceberg, but then there was this bunch of robots who broke us up and I got turned into a robot.
Panel 3:
Penguin: So I was wandering around with the other robots, and then a cheerleader chased us all away. Can you believe that? One cheerleader. Robots these days.
Barista: Goodness!
Panel 4:
Penguin: Anyway, after an afternoon of making candy pizzas, I just needed to come in for a cup of coffee. After this, I've got to go direct a play at the Stage!
Barista: Sounds like a full day!


Comic 23

Panel 1:
The stage is under construction at the Lighthouse
Penguin 1: What's that?
Penguin 2: I don't know. It's still under construction.
Panel 2:
Penguin 1: Hey! Let's help build it, guys!
Panel 3:
penguins jackhammer on the construction area
Panel 4:
A large pit sits where the stage was
Penguin 1: That... usually works.


Panel 1:
One penguin is drilling at the Iceberg
Panel 2:
The penguin is still drilling, but it's now nighttime
Panel 3:
The penguin is still drilling and it's daytime again
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: Maybe you should give up...?
Panel 5:
Penguin 1: IT'LL TIP!


Puffles, Puffles, Puffles[]

Panel 1:
A penguin is making a snow igloo.
Panel 2:
The penguin checks that the snow igloo looks good.
Panel 3:
The penguin turns around, feeling confident about his sculpture.
Panel 4:
The penguin is devastated to see that a yellow puffle has made an accurate miniature of the Town Center.


Fluffy (puffle) comic 2

Panel 1:
Fluffy: Hmm… What's this?
Fluffy: Looks like a hat.
Panel 2:
Fluffy: Smells like a hat.
Panel 3:
Fluffy: It even feels like a hat…
Panel 4:
Purple Puffle: Hey, Fluffy, what's that?
Fluffy: I think it's food.


Fluffy (puffle) comic 1

Panel 1:
Bernie: I'm trying to teach my puffle some new tricks.
Panel 2:
Bernie: Sit, Fluffy, sit!
Panel 3:
Iggy and Bernie stare at the puffle.
Panel 4:
Iggy: Is it sitting?
Bernie: I have no idea.


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Game show at my igloo! Big prizes! Big fun!
Penguin 2: Wanna try it out?
Penguin 3: Yeah, why not?
Panel 2:
Penguin 2: Laziest game show ever! There aren't even any buzzers!
Penguin 3: What the-?
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: Moo hoo ha ha! Now you've fallen into my trap! My invisible cage has you now!
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: Hey, you wanna just go play some Mancala?
Penguin 3: Yeah, sure. Let's get out of here.
Panel 5:
Penguin 1: Nooo! You cannot escape! For not only is the cage invisible... it's also electric! Bzt! Bzt!
Panel 6:
Penguin 1: Well...You'll never escape my attack puffles!
Panel 7:
Penguins 2 and 3 leave while the puffles look on innocently.
Penguin 1: C'mon, puffles. I thought we went over this!


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Hey! What're you up to?
Panel 2:
Penguin 2: Oh, just taking my puffle for a walk.
Panel 3:
Puffle 1: Hey! Whatcha up to?
Panel 4:
Puffle 2: Eh. Just taking my penguin for a walk. You know how they can get.


Club Penguin Waddle On! Comic Collection Page 32

Panel 1:
Penguin 1 (In a Purple Puffle Costume, writing): It's been a week since I've tried to infiltrate puffle society.
Panel 2:
Penguin 1 (writing): I don't think I've learned anything yet, but I refuse to give up. I still don't even know how they communicate.
Penguin 1 (writing): All they seem to do is just sit around...smiling at each other.
Panel 3:
Penguin 1 stares at the group of puffles
Panel 4:
Penguin 1 (writing): I think I've wasted a week of my life.


Famous Friends[]

Panel 1:
Rockhopper is sailing The Migrator.
Panel 2:
Rockhopper: Gasp!
Panel 3:
There is an iceberg in the path of the Migrator.
Rockhopper: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 4:
The Migrator travels closer.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 5:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
The Migrator softly bumps into the iceberg.


122 lrg-en

Panel 1: Gary's Failed Designs
Panel 2: Ski Lift 1000
The lift is moving rapidly, with one penguin holding on to the back of the seat.
Panel 3: Toaster 1000
The toaster launches toast horizontally, straight at a penguin
Panel 4: Orange Juice 1000
An igloo is pictured being blown apart by the force of an orange juice explosion.


Panel 1:
penguins are lining up for Cadence's first day of dance lessons
Panel 2:
Cadence: Well, hey! Good to see you all.
Cadence: Why don't we start with you guys showing me your moves?
Panels 3, 4, 5, 6:
A penguin is doing the standard dance
Panel 7:
Cadence: Wow...
Cadence: We've, uh, got a lot of work ahead of us.


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Sensei! Please share with us your wisdom.
Panel 2:
Sensei: The wisest penguin, knows every journey begins, with a single step.
Panel 3:
Sensei: And that it's easy, to sound very wise if you, say things in haiku.
Panel 4:
Penguin 1: ... You got that from a fortune cookie, didn't you?
Panel 5:
Sensei: ...
Panel 6:
Smoke appears everywhere
Sensei: NINJA VANISH!


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Panel 1:
Gary: Hello, everyone! Today we'll be testing my Pirate Translator 3000 on Rockhopper.
Panel 2:
Rockhopper: Avast and ahoy me hearties! Shiver me timbers! I have a blimey thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Smartly now, sailors, be there a buccaneer or landlubber to be me bucko and plunder me some cow's grog?
Panel 3:
Pirate Translator 3000: Hello, friends. Can someone get me a glass of milk?
Panel 4:
Penguin: Did he really say that?
Rockhopper: Arrrrrrr...
Pirate Translator 3000: Yessssssss...


112 lrg-en

Panel 1:
Penguin (thinking): I can't believe I get to play Mancala with Rockhopper
Panel 2:
Penguin (thinking): this is so amazing look!!! He's making a move
Panel 3:
Penguin (thinking): Rockhopper's amazing I can't wait to tell everyone
Panel 4:
Rockhopper: Arrr...Ye be takin' yer turn?
Penguin (thinking): He just talked to meeeeeeeeee


Cheese 3000 comic

Panel 1:
Gary: Behold! My latest – and possibly greatest – invention yet!
Panel 2:
Gary removes the tarp to reveal a piece of cheese with "3000" written on it.
Panel 3:
Gary: The Cheese 3000!
Panel 4:
The crowd looks on slightly confused
Panel 5:
Penguin: It looks like cheese.
Panel 6:
Gary: Cheese 3000
Panel 7:
Penguin 1: It tastes like cheese.
Gary: And ink!


Late Nighter

Panel 1:
Aunt Arctic: I'm so tired! But I still have an article due for tomorrow...
Panel 2:
Aunt Arctic: Yawn.
Aunt Arctic: I'll have to write it right after I wake up.
Panel 3:
Aunt Arctic's puffles type on the typewriter throughout the night.
Panel 4:
Aunt Arctic: Gasp! What's this?
Panel 5:
Aunt Arctic: Did you write my article for me? Aw. Thank you, my dears. You may have really saved my bacon!
Panel 6:
The paper has a bunch of random letters on it
Panel 7:
Aunt Arctic is disgruntled


All Fun and Games[]

Panel 1:
A penguin fishes peacefully.
Panel 2:
The penguin is still fishing.
Panel 3:
The X-Treme Penguin suddenly flies out of the fishing hole carrying a fish in the claw of the Aqua Grabber 3000 with Jet Packs strapped to the sides.
X-Treme Penguin: X-TREME AQUA-JETPACK FISHING GRABBER
Panel 4:
The contraption flies off into the distance leaving a large hole in the ice behind.


Panel 1:
Penguin 1: So I sez to Mabel, I sez-
Panel 2:
The penguins enter the Snow Forts and it's decorated for St. Patrick's Day.
Penguin 2: Uh…
Panel 3:
The penguins turn back to the Town Center, which is also now fully decorated for St. Patrick's Day.
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: How do they do that so fast?
Penguin 1: Jet Packs?
Penguin 1: Magic Jet Packs?


Comic5

Panel 1:
A penguin playiing Bean Counters barely dodges a fish.
Penguin: Whoops!
Panel 2:
A flowerpot nearly hits them.
Penguin: Yikes!
Panel 3:
Anvils begin to rain down from the sky.
Penguin: Oh, come on now!


Comic 35

Panel 1:
Hydro-Hopper Penguin 1: Why haven't we left yet?
Hydro-Hopper Penguin 2: I guess we're still waiting on this new guy?
Panel 2:
Hydro-Hopper Penguin 1: Is he… strapping his inner tube to his surfboard and… is that a jet pack?
Hydro-Hopper Penguin 2: What?
Panel 3:
The X-Treme Penguin jetpacks past on his contraption
X-Treme Penguin: X-TREME JETPACK SURF HOPPERZ
Panel 4:
The X-Treme Jetpack Surf Hopper splashes harmlessly in the water in front of the boat.


Comic 34

Panel 1:
Penguins waiting for Sled Racing
Penguin 1: Don't you hate waiting for a fourth? Why can't we just…
Panel 2:
The other penguins look upwards, behind Penguin 1
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: Oh no. Are you doing this again?
Panel 4:
X-Treme Penguin: What's the matter? Too Extreme for you?
Panel 5:
Penguin 1: No.
Panel 6:
X-Treme Penguin: X-TREME JETPACK SLED CARTZ
Panel 7:
He crashes through the finish line
X-Treme Penguin: I did it… I… got… here first.
Penguin 1: I… don't think that counts.


NoAnvilsComic

Panel 1:
Penguin: What do you Mean there's no anvils!?
Panel 2:
Penguin: Why can't I get something simple like an anvil to go with my coffee!? Is this not a Coffee Shop!?
Barista: I'm sorry sir! We keep ordering anvils but they never get delivered!
Panel 3:
Penguin: This is an outrage!!


Comic 21

Panel 1:
A penguin is playing Jet Pack Adventure.
Panel 2:
A snowball nearly hits him.
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: Why are you even doing that?
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: Huh. I never thought about Why we throw snowballs. We just do!
Panel 5:
Penguin 1 is grumpy but Penguin 2 is happy
Panel 6:
Penguin 2 throws a snowball in Penguin 1's face.


WaterBeatsFire

Panel 1:
A penguin is casually reading the Club Penguin Times in the Coffee Shop.
Panel 2:
Another penguin jumps in and throws a water balloon at him
Penguin 2: Boosh! Water beats fire!
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: Wha-? What's happening??
Penguin 2: Bam! Fire beats snow!
Panel 4:
Penguin 1: We're not even playing the card game!!!
Penguin 2: The orange belt will be mine!


"Watch Out For Logs" comic

Panel 1:
Penguins are playing Sled Racing.
Panel 2:
Penguin 1 hits a patch of ice then hits a log
Penguin 1: AHAHAHA! You'll never catch me – AAAAUGH!
Panel 3:
Penguin 2 sleds past Penguin 1, lying face-down in the snow.
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: Weeee!
Panel 5:
Penguin 1: Stupid Log!


EpicEncounterComic

Panel 1:
Penguin 1: Oh wow! I think it's two armies – there's so many of them! Knights on horses and archers and wizards with pointy hats and robes! One side even has a dragon!
Panel 2:
Penguin 1: I think they're going to fight! A knight from each side is moving towards the middle. They're talking – no wait! They're fighting now! Swords clanging against each other. Clang clang! They're circling each other on their horses!
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: Oh no!! The dragon is walking up to the knights in the middle! I think there's a wizard on its back. The wizard…he's casting a spell! Look out, knights!! Fireball!
Panel 4:
Penguin 1 and Penguin 2 are actually playing Find Four
Penguin 2: This is why no one will play with you.
Penguin 1: BA-BOOOOSH! BOOM! BOOM! P-KOW!


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Panel 1:
Things are getting intense… Penguin 2 looks across, bored…
Panel 2:
…Penguin 1 looks back confidently…
Panel 3:
…A sharp focus comes across his eyes…
Panel 4:
…He raises a mancala pebble high into the air…
Panel 5:
Penguin 1: CHECKMATE!!
Panel 6:
Penguin 2: You don't even know how to play Mancala, do you?
Penguin 1: Manwhatta?


X-Treme Jetpack Surf Cartz

Panel 1:
Penguin: Hey, where are you going with all that?
Panel 2:
X-Treme Penguin: I'm bored with these games. Time to take it to the next level.
Panel 3:
X-TREME Penguin: X-TREME JETPACK SURF CARTZ
Panel 4:
X-Treme Penguin wipes out


Panel 1:
Two penguins are Sled Racing. They are right behind the finish line where the Sled Racing Penguins are clapping.
Panel 2:
Penguin 1 cuts in front of Penguin 2 and takes the win.
Penguin 1: Thank you! Thank you!
Penguin 1: You're too kind.
Panel 3:
Penguin 1: You were really close this time! What the-?
Penguin 2: Huh?
Panel 4:
Penguin 2: Do you think they ever stop clapping?

References[]

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