Look at that noob, trying to act all cool. I'm not buying it.
Um... duh. I can see the sign right there, noob.
YOU CAN DO IT ORANGE PUFFLE! Wait a second.. IS THAT NYAN CAT?!
WOW! What can I unlock with my coin code... There are so many items!
Why would you think of fried chicken while playing the piano?
Ouch! That penguin must have gotten hit in the bad spot.
HOLY PUFFLE! A WORD, WHAT? DON'T SAY IT!
Hey! I bet you can't do this!
RUN BILLYBOB! YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Quite the mustache you've got there, sir.
OH CRUD! HES DEAD! HIDE THE BODY!
Cadence... is a bikini model?
This... is the new mascot?!