Club Penguin Wiki:The Buzz Reports

These are the archived stories from The Buzz.

August 2008

30th

Snow Day server -

Saw loads of penguins in a group cramped up together. In the middle was 2 or 3 - Guess what? -

black penguins.

121penguin99 18:07, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I Saw alot of bots today at The Snow Forts in the Server Frozen --Sonicspine31

28th

A ninja was spotted in the dojo on the Mammoth server. He was wearing a black cape and a black super hero mask. - 69.124.138.94 15:56, 28 August 2008 (UTC) Edit by Mrperson 01:47, 29 August 2008 (UTC) : It is a hack by someone that is an idiot.

25th

Server Mammoth.

More so-called CP Helpers! You know, those penguins that pretend to give out items. I've tried it, it doesn't work. Well, off to another location. Oh, great. I went from the Iceberg to the Town. Another CP Helper. Wait a sec... are those penguins on the Dance Club? Great, more ninja hackers. Either hackers, ninjas, or a big time glitch. Hopefully the latter. Well, Barkjon signing off.-- Barkjon 20:36, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

24th

In addition to penguins walking on Dojo walls and the Night Club, there also several penguins screaming THE SECRET DOOR and walking to the right side of the Dojo and disappearing as if there was another room. I tried it, and so did a lot of other penguins, but most didn't vanish, just bump into the wall. The wall walking was on the Server Mammoth.

There also lurked an insane penguin named Alycia sat in a remote server. She was sitting in the middle of the room pretending to talk to ghosts. She will be referenced as the "Ghost Talker", or "GT". I will write the script according to memory. It was quite funny.

The comedy played out like this:
GT: I HAVE SEEN THE SPIRITS OF THE DOJO
(about this time, TurtleShroom (TS) is in the room with a bunch of other penguins)
GT: THEY WANT TO STOP THE WARS.
GT: RED VS BLUE.
GT: IF I DON'T LIVE, I WILL BE GLAD
GT: I SAVED YOUR LIVES
(TurtleShroom dresses up in a ghost costume with glasses, brown pirate boots, and a Graduation Hat, then walks over to GT.)
TS: Hello!
(GT says nothing, TS uses the Smile Emote)
Random penguin: "emo" (in reference to GT)
TS: You called?
GT: If I don't make it
GT: I will be glad I saved your lives
TS: I am the ghost.
TS: What do you want?
GT: YOU'RE NOT THE SPIRITS.
GT: THE SPIRITS ARE GREY!
Random penguin: he's grey.
GT: YOU'RE NOT THE SPIRITS!
TS: I am so the spirit! Can't you see through me?
GT: NO!
Random penguin: he looks like a marshmellow.
TS: I am the NERD GHOST!
Random penguin: he's a cute ghost
TS: Thank you! (shows smile emote)
Marshmellow random penguin: Mmm marshmellow.
(random penguin walks over to TS)
Random penguin: eats
(Random penguin shows sick face emote and walks away)
GT: I WILL NOW CONTACT THE SPIRITS
TS: Hello? I'm right here!
GT: I AM WORSHIPPING THE SPIRITS
(TS walks away because he believes in Jesus, and hates satanic practices. Plus, he is kind of frightended by this freaky penguin.)
TS: Report her!
TS: So says the GHOST!
(GT wals toward corner, a penguin sits near TS and uses the Heart Emote. TS moves, she follows. Meanwhile, GT is changing clothing from many items. In the end, she chooses a long, black, floppy hat with a red feather and that ripped pirate dress.)
GT: Now I'm ready.
GT: JOIN HANDS
(A few random penguins walk over and sit near GT. They are not satanic, just pretending. TS stays away.)
GT: I AM CALLING THE SPIRITS
(Multiple penguins gather around GT, TS, and GT'S circle. Many show the popcorn emote.)
Random penguin: I'm watching the show!
(GT walks over a little towards the left. TS follows.)
TS: HELLO? I'M RIGHT HERE WHAT DO YOU WANT?
TS: STOP CALLING THE SPIRITS!
TS: HANG UP!
TS:YOU'VE BEEN CALLING ME ALL DAY!
TS: MY PHONE'S ANSWERING MACHINE IS FILLED WITH YOUR MESSAGES!
GT: If I don't make it
GT: I am glad I spared you all
GT: Did you hear that?
TS: THAT WAS ME TALKING
GT: No. It was footsteps.
GT: They're getting louder!
Random penguin: SCREAMS
TS: Oh! That's just my uncle.
TS: He's very chubby.
Random penguin: SCREAMS
GT: THERE'S THE LIGHTNING!
Random penguin: SCREAMS
Random Penguin: Did anybody hear me?
(TS gets bored and wals over to the back.)
(A random penguin asks what kind of ghost TS is.)
TS: I AM THE GHOST OF A NERD.
TS: WHEN I LIVED I NEVER HAD CANDY.
TS: NOW I LOOK FOR CANDY.
(TS walks toward GT.)
TS: You've been calling me all day.
TS: NOW GIVE ME MY CANDY!
GT: I am contacting the spirits
TS: I WANT CANDY!
GT: If I don't make it, I will be glad
Random penguin: rofl
(Many more popcorn emotes appear)
GT: I saved all your lives.
TS: I WANT CANDY!
(GT turns and faces TS.)
GT: Take me.
Random penguin: He's a nice ghost!
TS: OH I'LL TAKE YOU ALL RIGHT
GT: Take me.
TS: I'll take you to get me CANDY!
Multiple random penguin: rofl, lol, ect.
(Suddenly, GT disappears)
Random penguin: she's gone
Random penguin: good
Random penguin: I'm bored
Random penguin: me too.
TS: Aww shes gone
(TS uses the frown emote. Not the depressed looking down one, the generic frown.)
TS: We need another ghost talker.
Random penguin: indeed
Random penguin: agreed
Random penguin: yes

THE END

18th

Today at around 2:30 AM PST (not sure what server), there was a hacking attack at the Town! There were a bunch of penguins on top of the Nightclub and a load of green penguins saying the same thing at once! I reported some of them. Shocking, it was. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 09:28, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Today at the Coffee Shop {I forget the server}, there were a bunch of penguins that wanted "change". They were saying to write to Aunt Arctic about ideas for a new room. It was madness. -- Freeloh 23:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

More "item bots". They are penguins who pretend to be robots that give out free items. Mammoth Dock. -- Freeloh 03:49, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

16th

NINJA SIGHTING!!! — Is this a real ninja??

A few days ago a saw pretty much a sighting of a ninja. He had a "rainbow puffle" (Because it was blinking different colors and then he went onto the Night Club roof. If you see a penguin called Ninja Safe, he's pretty much a real ninja.

This is Timer Man 1999 signing out. --Timer Man 1999 TALK 2 ME! 7:33 PM, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Today on Sub-Zero sever at arond 10 AM PST, there was a bunch of "eco-warrior" green penguins on the tip of he iceburg, dancing, and throwing snowballs at anyone who wasn't greeen. I didin't see this, my brother Gamb100 did. There were alos a bunch of orange penguins defying them. I think they were Fever's Fighters because they one of them kept shouting "GO FEVER!". This is Yowuza Kodian signing out. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 17:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

10th

At around 7:15 AM PST today on Crystal server, a very large group of penguins were trying to tip the... well, you probably know wht im going to say now. Well, I'm amazed how gullible some people are. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 14:32, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

3rd

this is amazing i thought once i walked to the mine shack at snowfall i saw ice wariors ACP RPF so i joined in for ACPW it was cool thenn i saw a penguin that pretends to be a ninja weird though t alwas happend well for big wars to ninjas this is User:Super24daisy sining out on a great meeting for CPW toay

You're joking aren't you? I was severly dissapointed by it. I hate wars in genral. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 18:42, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

its true User talk:Super24daisy|talk 2 me

I saw i myself. I meant by joking the bit at the end. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 18:45, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

I was there too. There were 50 penguins throwing snowballs at each others. DancingPenguin(Talk!/Contribs/What's CP?/Play!) 18:49, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

It makes my computer laggy. I was in the corner with a few people who wanted the thing to end. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 18:51, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

1st

The band is causing a stir in nearly all the popular servers and the backstage is becoming laggy and large in servers such as abominable and mammoth.

careful you dont get lag frozen in one! also due to the amount of people calling the band PB people have nicknamed them "peanut butter" and started saying they are at a server called spiderman. --4th hale (contribs|talk|RC) 14:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Another ninja sighting has been spotted. This time on the server husky. A penguin with the screen name penguin, and then some numbers. A new member to club pengun. He was walking on the outside of the Dance Club and the walls of the dojo. He was saying he was a ninja. That is all that is kwnon about this penguin. This is 005tk,signing out.--005tk 17:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC) I saw this guy too69.124.138.94 15:21, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

July 2008

31st

More and more ninja sightings have been reported. Today in half pipe, there was a yound nice black penguin. But something I noticed threw me off balance. The penguin was a darker shade of black and had a black belt. It wouldn't let me take a picture and the "ninja" jumped. Later I saw him in the dojo and he suddenly entered a door! I luckily had his player card on my screen. It said he was hiding. I went to the HQ but he wasn't there. Also he was my friend and I looked for him again. He wasn't on an adventure but it said: "Nin7a Is Somewhere" Nin7a? Ninja? Defintley a tie in. So later he was in his igloo. And guess who else I saw. THE CLONES!!! Then Ninja said"To The N HQ!" The N HQ? Ninja HQ? Suddenly he saw me. and removed me and ran.

After the Ninja thing I went to see the Dock. The Dock was filled with at least eighty people trying to break in the Backstage. Good luck with that.

Later, I went to the Pizza parlor and...Augh!!! Rockhoppers! At least ten of em! There were an army of Cp Trainer users! They all said,"I'm rockhopper!" They all argued. I reported all of them and left the scene.

I went to the Cove and I checked the user list. One name was...Nin8ja. Here we go again......

Well from Ninjas to break ins to Rockhoppers to Sanity penguins. I'm happyface414 signing out.

happyface414 01:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

30th

It was a spectacular day in Club Penguin, server Half Pipe. When one entered the Town Center, you were in for quite a surprise. One could see multiple red penguins, each shaking their maracas. At first it seemed it was just one of those days were everyone was bored, so they grouped together. However, if you stayed long enough, you would see shouts of "NON MEMBERS DESERVE MORE RIGHTS" and such. That's right: it's yet another Member Protest. TurtleShroom happened to be there, and quickly joined the protest before realizing its true idea. He merely thought it was a maraca party. After realizing it was a protest, TurtleShroom decided to ease tentions. He started saying things like "WHOO, MARACA PARTY!", "MEMBERS AND NON MEMBERS ALIKE, LET'S PARTAY!" (he intentionally mispelled party). Then, a still angry penguin called all "non" members to the Cove, and you know who tagged along anyway. There, the red penguins were shaking their maracas and protesting again. TurtleShroom started at it once more: "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOURE A MEMBER OR NOT, LET'S HAVE FUN!", and as emphasis, TurtleShroom put on a member hat and necklace, but a nonmember shirt and shoes. He proclaimed that he was wearing both Member and Non member clothes. That pretty much did the trick. After a fe more member/non-member sermons, the protesters agreed with TurtleShroom, and simply shook their maracas for enjoyment. Other red maraca penguins confessed their membership, and everyone simply had a great time. So, a member protest was deverted by a nerd screaming "PARTAY"... weird, huh?

Speaking of weird, as we all know, no unofficial event lasts very long, and this one went out in an awkward way indeed. Out of nowhere, and during TurtleShroom's speech, a black-colored penguin stood nearby and screamed "TURN BLACK FOR BATMAN". After saying that too many times, another penguin stated that he liked the Joker, the series' primary villian. A different penguin chimed in with "The Joker?" and it pretty much went out after that. When TurtleShroom logged off, all was peaceful.

Oh, and where does TurtleShroom stand on the Batman/Joker debate? Considering my only knowledge of Batman comes from Six Flags over Georgia rides and a short excerpt from Animal Planet's Television special "Animal Icons: Creatures in Fiction", from my unknowlegable opinion, I like the Riddler. Why, you ask? Well, you never see a punctuatuion themed villain anywhere else, do you? He throws question marks at his enemies, and carries around a scepter topped with a question mark. Very creative on the writers' part, in my opinion. I don't read comic books outside those Chick Christian Tracts (the ones given out to assist in Salvation. Some of them are really frightening.).

From Maracas to Protests to Batman - Yet another weird and random day on Club Penguin...

This is TurtleShroom, signing out.

TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 22:44, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

28th

There was a crowd of black penguins called A Clone at the Iceberg(again,this time there 6) on server Frozen around 7:00 PM. And if the original A Clone said something like "Yes", all of the A Clones say "Yes". They disappeared at 7:45 PM. --Aqua Jet

20th

There was a massive crowd in the Gift Shop on Marshmallow server around midday Club Penguin time. And it wasn't any ol' crowd. There had to be at least 80 penguins there. --Yowuza TALK 2 ME! 11:22, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

June 2008

26th

Hip hop penguin 2 — One of the many hip-hop penguins.

Millions of penguins all over have been dressing sorta hip-hop like. Some people think it looks strange, others think it looks cool. You decide. -- Barkjon

In almost all highly populated servers (such as Mammoth and Blizzard) people have been pretending to give others clothing items and making others members (if they are actually non-members). This reporter has tried it, but nothing happened for him. If that really worked, the Club Penguin Wiki would have found out about it already, or on the CPIP blog or the Club Penguin Blog someone would have told us about it. -- Barkjon

There's an earthquake on Club Penguin and villainous polar bear Herbert seems to be behind it. Find out more in Secret Agent Mission 8! 4th hale (contribs|talk|Club P)

24th

There was a HUGE Blue vs. Green vs. Red vs. Pink war at the Dojo. DancingPenguin(Talk!/Contribs/What's CP?/Play!)

22nd

There was a big puffle party at the Iceberg. How to join? Coming to the 'berg and dancing with your puffle! DancingPenguin(Talk!/Contribs/What's CP?/Play!)

14th

Team1 — Team Blue throwing water ballons at Dancing Penguin.

During the Water Party 2008, this reporter decided to go to the Iceberg: on the scene there were about 30 blue penguins randomly throwing water ballons! So, this reporter claimed to be from Red Team and declared war to them. Surprisingly, the 30 penguins started throwing water balloons at me and I did the same to them! Two penguins joined me. A few minutes later, the blue penguins started leaving, and the room became empty. Being the only penguin left, this reporter headed to the Inflatable Whale and declared victory to the Red Team. To my surprise, the blue penguins started throwing water balloons at me again! Oh, well. -- User:Dancing Penguin

During the Water Party 2008, some penguins were spotted doing the Hula Dance. They were green, lime green and dark green (ok, mainly green). They were wearing a Grass Skirt and a possibly a Hawaaian Lei. This reporter decided to join them.

Penguins all around Club Penguin Island are enjoying the Summer Kick Off Water Party, and according to them, "it's sooo much fun!!".

August 2007

30th

In the Blizzard server, it was reported that there are penguins on the Iceberg dressed as firefighters shooting water from their hoses into the sea surronding the Iceberg.--Barkjon 16:22, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

On the Iceberg in the server Iceberg (That's ironical!) it is reported that almost all the penguins on the giant block of ice are fishing! Other times that has been happening, but this time it is overdoing it!

In the HQ, Secret Agents are wondering what the blank screen is for. They are all saying what they think the last screen will be. One even thought it will be a bathroom!

On server Deep Freeze there is a Viking vs. Roman war in the Dojo.--pokedan2

29th

Pizza tip2 — Oi... I wonder how long this will last.

The Blizzard server factor: As you all know, "the DQ server" A.K.A Blizzard, is known to be one of the meanest, crowded server. However, it's fairly quiet for some strange reason today. But there are people on the Iceberg... Flipping pizzas? Yes that's right. Right now there are about 20 chefs flipping pizzas out at the Iceberg. Here's a picture of whats happening to it.Mrperson777 02:22, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

28th

People everywhere are trying to open the presents in the Lighthouse. Most likely, you can't do this, but it's worth a shot. Mrperson777 20:56, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

It's time for another Blizzard server factor. All the first american serers are quite rough the past few months. People are doing the "couple thing" over and over again. This just in: There is now a BIG couple vs. no couple argument at the server at approxemetly 9:33 east american time. It is unknown how long this will last, and who will win. Is this the end of couples as we know it?!?--Mrperson777 01:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC). The aregument is now over. Believe it or not, they settled their differences and there are now less couples.--Mrperson777 01:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Now, since more people watch youtube, people are raging about the stars of videos like, CP TV, CP news, ect.--Mrperson777 01:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Whenever Rockhopper comes, people tend not to care very much. This is probobly because they are mad at him for them not finding him.--Mrperson777 01:10, 28 August 2007 (UTC)