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m (messages were messages? fascinating, anyways this page probably could do without all the many lower layered headers and italics, and could benefit from bullet points and quotation marks (and more accurate transcriptions, I fixed a few here, somehow "You had only 0.1 chance" was used in-game even though its not grammatically correct))
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'''Messages''' were a function of the [[EPF Phone]] in ''[[Club Penguin]]'' and were used by [[Elite Penguin Force]] agents to communicate with each other, but sometimes villainous characters would use it communicate as well. Initially, messages were mostly about System Defender, but they later shifted to be more general agent happenings, and sometimes simply idle chatter.
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'''Messages''' were a function of the [[EPF Phone]] in ''[[Club Penguin]]'' and were used by [[Elite Penguin Force]] [[Elite Penguin Force Agent|agents]] to communicate with each other, but sometimes villainous characters would use it communicate as well. Initially, messages were mostly about [[System Defender]], but they later shifted to be more general agent happenings, and sometimes simply idle chatter.
   
 
==2011==
 
==2011==
 
===January 14===
 
===January 14===
*'''G''': "Red alert! The EPF is under attack! All agents - report to the system scanner in the Command Room immediately. This is not a drill!"
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*'''[[Gary the Gadget Guy|G]]''': "Red alert! The [[EPF]] is under attack! All agents - report to the system scanner in the [[EPF Command Room|Command Room]] immediately. This is not a drill!"
   
 
===January 16===
 
===January 16===
*'''Director''': "Our enemy has been identified. Ultimate Protobot, destroyed in 2008, has returned. Be on alert. It is considered to be extremely dangerous."
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*'''[[The Director of the EPF|Director]]''': "Our enemy has been identified. [[Ultimate Proto-Bot 10000|Ultimate Protobot]], destroyed in 2008, has returned. Be on alert. It is considered to be extremely dangerous."
   
 
===January 17===
 
===January 17===
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===January 27===
 
===January 27===
*'''Dot''': "Update: the newspaper source that revealed us was not the Protobot. I'm sure of it. Whoever it was already knew about us. Still investigating."
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*'''[[Dot]]''': "Update: the newspaper source that revealed us was not the Protobot. I'm sure of it. Whoever it was already knew about us. Still investigating."
   
 
===January 28===
 
===January 28===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "RED ALERT! We're under attack! We need to get to the System Defender, pronto!"
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*'''[[Jet Pack Guy]]''': "RED ALERT! We're under attack! We need to get to the System Defender, pronto!"
   
 
===January 31===
 
===January 31===
*'''Herbert P Bear''': "Hello, Error Prone Fumblers! Did you miss me? I see you've already met my latest reinvention: Ultimate Protobot! Stay tuned, there's more to come."
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*'''[[Herbert P Bear]]''': "Hello, Error Prone Fumblers! Did you miss me? I see you've already met my latest reinvention: Ultimate Protobot! Stay tuned, there's more to come."
   
 
===February 2===
 
===February 2===
*'''G''': "Agents, I forgot to mention: I updated the System Defender last week! Now in an emergency, you can earn medals for defending the EPF."
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*'''G''': "Agents, I forgot to mention: I updated the System Defender last week! Now in an emergency, you can earn [[Medal (EPF)|medals]] for defending the EPF."
   
 
===February 3===
 
===February 3===
*'''Herbert P Bear''': "Hello again, Endlessly Pathetic Fools! Figured out what I'm up to yet? Don't worry, I'm out of popcorn... But I may be 'bugging' you again soon"
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*'''Herbert P Bear''': "Hello again, Endlessly Pathetic Fools! Figured out what I'm up to yet? Don't worry, I'm out of [[popcorn]]... But I may be 'bugging' you again soon"
   
 
===February 5===
 
===February 5===
*'''Rookie''': "Hey everyone! I have a theory - I think Herbert and Protobot may have helpers! Something with a tire... Maybe some kind of evil wheel barrow? "
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*'''[[Rookie]]''': "Hey everyone! I have a theory - I think Herbert and Protobot may have helpers! Something with a tire... Maybe some kind of evil wheel barrow? "
   
 
===February 9===
 
===February 9===
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===February 10===
 
===February 10===
*'''Dot''': "Everyone get to [[EPF Command Room|HQ]] immediately! We're under attack! I'm detecting multiple enemy signals in [[System Defender]] - let's move!"
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*'''Dot''': "Everyone get to HQ immediately! We're under attack! I'm detecting multiple enemy signals in System Defender - let's move!"
   
 
===February 13===
 
===February 13===
*'''Herbert P Bear''': "Hello Easily Perturbed Fowl! Seems your [[System Defender|system]] is well defended. So this week I'm trying something else. Just a minor test of your skills. MWA HA HA!"
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*'''Herbert P Bear''': "Hello Easily Perturbed Fowl! Seems your system is well defended. So this week I'm trying something else. Just a minor test of your skills. MWA HA HA!"
   
 
===February 16===
 
===February 16===
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===February 18===
 
===February 18===
*'''Herbert P Bear''': "I helped you, but that doesn't mean we're friends. Warm up the island, end your noisy parties and maybe I'll consider adding you to my buddy list."
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*'''Herbert P Bear''': "I helped you, but that doesn't mean we're friends. Warm up the island, end your noisy [[parties]] and maybe I'll consider adding you to my [[buddy list]]."
   
 
===February 21===
 
===February 21===
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===February 27===
 
===February 27===
*'''Klutzy''': "Click clicky click click, D= Click clickety click click click, Q_Q Click click ka-click! ^_^"
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*'''[[Klutzy]]''': "Click clicky click click, D= Click clickety click click click, Q_Q Click click ka-click! ^_^"
   
 
===February 28===
 
===February 28===
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===March 6===
 
===March 6===
*'''G''': "Herbert said he needed the Wheelbot's design. He might be building more, I've prepared a new anti-robot defense cannon just in case."
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*'''G''': "Herbert said he needed the [[Wheel-bot|Wheelbot's]] design. He might be building more, I've prepared a new anti-robot defense cannon just in case."
   
 
===March 8===
 
===March 8===
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===March 10===
 
===March 10===
*'''Herbert''': "Dash it all! You agents are becoming a nuisance. Shouldn't you be busy waddling around and making friend or something?"
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*'''Herbert''': "Dash it all! You agents are becoming a nuisance. Shouldn't you be busy waddling around and making friends or something?"
   
 
===March 11===
 
===March 11===
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===April 5===
 
===April 5===
*'''G''': "I've received reports of a suspicious crab in the Puffle Launch game in the Pet Shop. We may need to investigate."
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*'''G''': "I've received reports of a [[Klepto|suspicious crab]] in the [[Puffle Launch]] game in the [[Pet Shop]]. We may need to investigate."
   
 
===April 6===
 
===April 6===
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===April 11===
 
===April 11===
*'''Rookie''': "I've translated part of a crab message! It said, "Keep cutting fishing lines. Keep tapping on glass. Keep taking Puffle'Os." Weird, huh?"
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*'''Rookie''': "I've translated part of a crab message! It said, "Keep cutting fishing lines. Keep tapping on glass. Keep taking [[Puffle-O|Puffle'Os]]." Weird, huh?"
   
 
===April 12===
 
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===April 13===
 
===April 13===
*'''G''': "A new party will be announced in this week's newspaper. This is the info Herbert is waiting for. Stand by for orders."
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*'''G''': "A new party will be announced in this week's [[newspaper]]. This is the info Herbert is waiting for. Stand by for orders."
   
 
===April 15===
 
===April 15===
*'''Director''': "Attention agents. Complete Field-Ops as soon as possible this week. A signal has been found, and we need more agents to verify its message."
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*'''Director''': "Attention agents. Complete [[Field-Op]]s as soon as possible this week. A signal has been found, and we need more agents to verify its message."
   
 
===April 17===
 
===April 17===
*'''G''': "All agents - we have confirmed that Protobot and Herbert are going to attack the Earth Day Party. They must not succeed! Orders soon."
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*'''G''': "All agents - we have confirmed that Protobot and Herbert are going to attack the [[Easrth Day 2011|Earth Day Party]]. They must not succeed! Orders soon."
   
 
===April 18===
 
===April 18===
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===April 21===
 
===April 21===
*'''G''': "*Closed message - channel secure* Hmm... I think Herbert was warning us. Put all Earth Day Party trees under surveilance. Be ready."
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*'''G''': "*Closed message - channel secure* Hmm... I think Herbert was warning us. Put all Earth Day Party trees under surveillance. Be ready."
   
 
===April 25===
 
===April 25===
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===May 1===
 
===May 1===
 
*'''G''': "The agent classes each represent a specialized role in the EPF. Each class brings different strengths and skills to their squad."
 
*'''G''': "The agent classes each represent a specialized role in the EPF. Each class brings different strengths and skills to their squad."
*'''G''': "Tactical agents are experts of snowball combat. They are heavily armored, and solve problems head-on with as much action as possible."
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*'''G''': "Tactical agents are experts of [[snowball]] combat. They are heavily armored, and solve problems head-on with as much action as possible."
   
 
===May 2===
 
===May 2===
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===May 12===
 
===May 12===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Finished a fly-by of the site north of the Cove. There may still be Test Bots active down there. No telling if Protobot’s offline."
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Finished a fly-by of the site north of the [[Cove]]. There may still be [[Test Bots]] active down there. No telling if Protobot’s offline."
   
 
===May 13===
 
===May 13===
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===May 16===
 
===May 16===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Yo, I KNEW we couldn't trust you Herbert! I dare you to show your face at the Medieval Party - we're ready for you anytime, anyplace!"
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Yo, I KNEW we couldn't trust you Herbert! I dare you to show your face at the [[Medieval Party 2011|Medieval Party]] - we're ready for you anytime, anyplace!"
   
 
===May 17===
 
===May 17===
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===May 20===
 
===May 20===
*'''Rookie''': "Everything looks clean to me so far. Except the puffle pens - they're a bit smelly. But no suspicious-smelly. Just regular smelly."
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*'''Rookie''': "Everything looks clean to me so far. Except the [[puffle]] pens - they're a bit smelly. But no suspicious-smelly. Just regular smelly."
   
 
===May 21===
 
===May 21===
*'''Dot''': "Disguised myself as a princess and staked out the Attic. No sign of Herbert. Gotta say, I much prefer my uniform to a princess gown. :P"
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*'''Dot''': "Disguised myself as a princess and staked out the [[Lodge Attic|Attic]]. No sign of Herbert. Gotta say, I much prefer my uniform to a princess gown. :P"
   
 
===May 22===
 
===May 22===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Found a suspicious device in the Cave, underground. Spoke to a few agents, and they found one too. No other sign of Herbert though."
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Found a suspicious device in the [[Cave]], underground. Spoke to a few agents, and they found one too. No other sign of Herbert though."
   
 
===May 24===
 
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===May 31===
 
===May 31===
*'''G''': "RED ALERT! All agents report to the Everyday Phoning Facility immediately! We are under attack! This is not a drill!"
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*'''G''': "RED ALERT! All agents report to the [[Everyday Phoning Facility]] immediately! We are under attack! This is not a drill!"
   
 
===June 6===
 
===June 6===
*'''Dot''': "Attention agents: everything seems quiet on the EPF rooftop. I think Herbert gave up. Great work everyone!"
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*'''Dot''': "Attention agents: everything seems quiet on the [[EPF rooftop]]. I think Herbert gave up. Great work everyone!"
   
 
===June 7===
 
===June 7===
*'''Herbert P Bear''': "GRR! You penguin have no idea how to build a proper bot! Your Hydra-bot broke down after being blown up only a few thousand times. CURSES!"
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*'''Herbert P Bear''': "GRR! You penguin have no idea how to build a proper bot! Your [[Hydra Bot|Hydra-bot]] broke down after being blown up only a few thousand times. CURSES!"
 
*'''G''': "We did it! That means both Herbert and Protobot have been defeated. For the first time in a year, we have peace on the island. Well done!"
 
*'''G''': "We did it! That means both Herbert and Protobot have been defeated. For the first time in a year, we have peace on the island. Well done!"
   
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===June 10===
 
===June 10===
*'''G''': "I have spoken with the Director, and Field-Ops will return later this month. For now everyone's orders are to enjoy Music Jam."
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*'''G''': "I have spoken with the Director, and Field-Ops will return later this month. For now everyone's orders are to enjoy [[Music Jam 2011|Music Jam]]."
   
 
===June 13===
 
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===June 26===
 
===June 26===
*'''G''': "New [[Field Op]] tomorrow. Each class lead will be running a training operation over the next few weeks. Check the [[Command Room]] for orders."
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*'''G''': "New Field Op tomorrow. Each class lead will be running a training operation over the next few weeks. Check the Command Room for orders."
   
 
===August 5===
 
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===August 7===
 
===August 7===
*'''Rookie''': "Hey G, what's up with this party everyone's talking about? It says in the newspaper that you're helping arrange it?"
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*'''Rookie''': "Hey G, what's up with this [[Great Snow Race|party]] everyone's talking about? It says in the newspaper that you're helping arrange it?"
   
 
===August 8===
 
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===August 19===
 
===August 19===
*'''G''': "Temperature at Toughest Mountain has dropped by 115%. According to my calculations, that should be enough to put Herbert into hibernation."
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*'''G''': "Temperature at [[Toughest Mountain]] has dropped by 115%. According to my calculations, that should be enough to put Herbert into hibernation."
*'''G''': "Attention agents: the Comm App is now secure. We're beginning Operation: Hibernation - our plan to capture Herbert. Orders soon."
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*'''G''': "Attention agents: the Comm App is now secure. We're beginning [[Operation: Hibernation]] - our plan to capture Herbert. Orders soon."
   
 
===August 22===
 
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===October 27===
 
===October 27===
*'''G''': "Reminder to some agents - there's no need to detain any ghosts, ghouls, or Living Sleds. No matter how spooky they look."
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*'''G''': "Reminder to some agents - there's no need to detain any [[ghosts]], ghouls, or [[Living Sled]]s. No matter how spooky they look."
   
 
===November 3===
 
===November 3===
*'''G''': "After agents have completed this week's Field-Op, you may take the rest of the week off to play the new Pufflescape game. Enjoy!"
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*'''G''': "After agents have completed this week's Field-Op, you may take the rest of the week off to play the new [[Pufflescape]] game. Enjoy!"
   
 
===November 10===
 
===November 10===
*'''G''': "Ninja activity has increased all over the island. If you see any unusual fire or water activity, do not be alarmed. The situation is under control."
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*'''G''': "[[Ninja]] activity has increased all over the island. If you see any unusual [[fire]] or [[water]] activity, do not be alarmed. The situation is under control."
   
 
===November 17===
 
===November 17===
*'''Rookie''': "I just met Sensei!!!! He's so awesome! I was all, "Hi Sensei!" and he was like, "I think you're standing on my foot." Sensei rules!!!"
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*'''Rookie''': "I just met [[Sensei]]!!!! He's so awesome! I was all, "Hi Sensei!" and he was like, "I think you're standing on my foot." Sensei rules!!!"
   
 
===November 24===
 
===November 24===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Update: just checked on Herbert. The extra heat on the island hasn't affected the Air Conditioner 3000. He is still safely secured."
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Update: just checked on Herbert. The extra heat on the island hasn't affected the [[Air Conditioner 3000]]. He is still safely secured."
   
 
===December 2===
 
===December 2===
*'''Rookie''': "Dot! I don't want to alarm you, but someone is selling your tree disguises in the Gift Shop. Should I start detaining trees? Over."
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*'''Rookie''': "Dot! I don't want to alarm you, but someone is selling your [[Tree Costume| tree disguises]] in the [[Gift Shop]]. Should I start detaining trees? Over."
   
 
===December 8===
 
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==2012==
 
==2012==
 
===January 5===
 
===January 5===
*'''Rookie''': "I've got BIG news! I was asked to help plan this month's Expedition Party! I have lots of good ideas too. Read about it in next week's newspaper!"
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*'''Rookie''': "I've got BIG news! I was asked to help plan [[Underwater Expedition|this month's]] [[Expedition Parties|Expedition Party]]! I have lots of good ideas too. Read about it in next week's newspaper!"
   
 
===January 12===
 
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===February 16===
 
===February 16===
*'''G''': "Rockhopper has requested my help to upgrade his ship. For now, I'll be assigning orders, but Dot is taking over the Herbert investigation."
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*'''G''': "[[Rockhopper]] has requested my help to upgrade his [[The Migrator|ship]]. For now, I'll be assigning orders, but Dot is taking over the Herbert investigation."
   
 
===February 24===
 
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===March 1===
 
===March 1===
*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "I was keeping an eye on the Migrator, in case Herbert tried to board in disguise. Saw lots of vikings, dinosaurs, and pirates. No polar bears."
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "I was keeping an eye on the Migrator, in case Herbert tried to board in disguise. Saw lots of vikings, [[dinosaur]]s, and pirates. No [[polar bear]]s."
   
 
===March 8===
 
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===March 29===
 
===March 29===
*'''Rookie''': "Hey! If you rearrange the letters in 'Box Dimension' you can spell 'BeD mix onions'! I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds delicious!"
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*'''Rookie''': "Hey! If you rearrange the letters in '[[Box Dimension]]' you can spell 'BeD mix onions'! I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds delicious!"
   
 
===April 5===
 
===April 5===
*'''Dot''': "I scanned the Aqua Grabber this morning, and the computer core was still there. So this week we're going to try something drastic. G has your orders."
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*'''Dot''': "I scanned the [[Aqua Grabber 3000|Aqua Grabber]] this morning, and the computer core was still there. So this week we're going to try something drastic. G has your orders."
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===April 12===
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*'''Dot''': "I checked the arcade we loaded the fake message into. It hasn't been plugged in or tampered with. I have one more idea. G has your orders."
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===April 19===
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*'''Dot''': "Herbert didn't take the bait. The computer we left connected to the EPF mainframe wasn't tampered with. Herbert could be long gone."
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===April 26===
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*'''Rookie''': "Hey everyone, I was in the [[Pizza Parlor|Pizza Shop]], and I overheard someone say there's a [[cream soda]] shortage. Is Rockhopper in town???"
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===May 3===
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*'''G''': "Attention agents - I will be issuing your orders, but Dot is still in charge of the investigation. I have some pressing matters to attend to…
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===May 10===
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Alert! Radar is picking up something BIG flying around the island! It's too fast to follow - has anyone gotten a visual on this thing yet?"
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===May 17===
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Mayday! Mayday! We've got an emergency situation! A… [[dragon]] has taken over the island? What is going on here?? Orders???
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===May 24===
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*'''Rookie''': "G, are you feeling okay? You've been acting a bit funny. Maybe you need more [[coffee]]? Or less?"
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===May 31===
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*'''G''': "At last, I'm feeling normal again. It seems [[Scorn]]'s curse had a large effect on me. Did I do anything strange?"
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===June 7===
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*'''Protobot''': "Attention EPF. The [[Meteor]] has restored my power. I am assembling a robot of immense force. Prepare for destruction."
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===June 22===
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*'''Jet Pack Guy''': "Great work everyone - keep it up! These [[Super Villain]]s are no match for the Elite Penguin Force!"
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===June 28===
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*'''G''': "Agents, we must not give up! Desperate times call for desperate measures. Report to the Command Room--we have a plan."
   
 
==2013==
 
==2013==

Revision as of 09:57, 30 July 2021

Messages were a function of the EPF Phone in Club Penguin and were used by Elite Penguin Force agents to communicate with each other, but sometimes villainous characters would use it communicate as well. Initially, messages were mostly about System Defender, but they later shifted to be more general agent happenings, and sometimes simply idle chatter.

2011

January 14

  • G: "Red alert! The EPF is under attack! All agents - report to the system scanner in the Command Room immediately. This is not a drill!"

January 16

  • Director: "Our enemy has been identified. Ultimate Protobot, destroyed in 2008, has returned. Be on alert. It is considered to be extremely dangerous."

January 17

  • Protobot: "Attention EPF. Surrender your computer mainframe. I need it's parts to repair my core circuits. Comply, or face destruction."

January 23

  • G: "Agents - make sure to check out the new Tech class gear I finished last week. Tech agents are the EPF's computer experts. I'll have more info soon."

January 26

  • Director: "No new incidents of Protobot's activity have been reported. Remain on alert - we believe it was not working alone."

January 27

  • Dot: "Update: the newspaper source that revealed us was not the Protobot. I'm sure of it. Whoever it was already knew about us. Still investigating."

January 28

  • Jet Pack Guy: "RED ALERT! We're under attack! We need to get to the System Defender, pronto!"

January 31

  • Herbert P Bear: "Hello, Error Prone Fumblers! Did you miss me? I see you've already met my latest reinvention: Ultimate Protobot! Stay tuned, there's more to come."

February 2

  • G: "Agents, I forgot to mention: I updated the System Defender last week! Now in an emergency, you can earn medals for defending the EPF."

February 3

  • Herbert P Bear: "Hello again, Endlessly Pathetic Fools! Figured out what I'm up to yet? Don't worry, I'm out of popcorn... But I may be 'bugging' you again soon"

February 5

  • Rookie: "Hey everyone! I have a theory - I think Herbert and Protobot may have helpers! Something with a tire... Maybe some kind of evil wheel barrow? "

February 9

  • Director: "Stay sharp agents. We suspect Herbert and Protobot haven't given up their assault on System Defender. Be ready for anything."

February 10

  • Dot: "Everyone get to HQ immediately! We're under attack! I'm detecting multiple enemy signals in System Defender - let's move!"

February 13

  • Herbert P Bear: "Hello Easily Perturbed Fowl! Seems your system is well defended. So this week I'm trying something else. Just a minor test of your skills. MWA HA HA!"

February 16

  • G: "Transmitting to all frequencies. Herbert - why are you attacking us? We thought you had changed your ways. You helped us save the island once!"
  • Herbert P Bear: "Tick tock agents. I've left you a special surprise somewhere. I don't mean to 'box' you in, but if I were you, I'd hurry up and find it..."

February 18

  • Herbert P Bear: "I helped you, but that doesn't mean we're friends. Warm up the island, end your noisy parties and maybe I'll consider adding you to my buddy list."

February 21

  • Director: "Herbert - you will need to try harder if you want to scratch the EPF. Our agents are incredibly skilled, and prepared for anything."

February 23

  • Protobot: "Attention EPF. The polar bear and I have only begun our master plan. Once I have my core circuits, we will crush you. Resistance is pointless."

February 24

  • Rookie: "AHH! Help! System Defender! Alert! Attacking! Bugs! Red Alert! All hand on deck! Scramble! Move in! Hurry! Gadzooks!"

February 27

  • Klutzy: "Click clicky click click, D= Click clickety click click click, Q_Q Click click ka-click! ^_^"

February 28

  • Rookie: "Umm... Right back at ya, Klutzy. I think."

March 1

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Yo everyone - I've been investigating some unusual computer activity. I've given my report to G - look for new orders soon."

March 4

  • G: "Good work this week agents. We can now track some of Herbert and Protobot's secret messages. Stay on alert.

March 6

  • G: "Herbert said he needed the Wheelbot's design. He might be building more, I've prepared a new anti-robot defense cannon just in case."

March 8

  • Herbert: "Hello, my Exceptionally Putrid Foes! This week I've got a special 'little' treat for you. Actually, I've got a few hundred of them..."

March 10

  • Herbert: "Dash it all! You agents are becoming a nuisance. Shouldn't you be busy waddling around and making friends or something?"

March 11

  • G: "Be careful this week not to tip off Herbert about the hidden message we found. Rookie - please be extra careful. Don't worry, this channel is secure."

March 12

  • Rookie: "You can count on me! I haven't given away any classified information for weeks!"

March 14

  • Dot: "Heads up - I was disguised as a soccer ball at the Stadium, and I saw a crab rushing around. I suggest we investigate."

March 16

  • Director: "Agents, make sure you complete your Field-Ops quickly this week. We may have discovered some unsettling information about Herbert's accomplices."

March 18

  • G: "We've discovered an important clue in Herbert's plans. He may have more crab accomplices working for him than just Klutzy. More info soon."

March 20

  • Protobot: "Attention EPF. As of now, I am jamming all communication frequencies, Without it, your destruction is assured."

March 21

March 22

March 26

  • Protobot: "Impossible. You had only 0.1 chance of stopping my signal. The polar bear's calculations were incorrect. Retreating for now."

March 27

  • Herbert P Bear: "Stop calling me polar bear, you Ultimate Pea-brain 10,000!"

March 28

  • G: "All communication systems have returned to normal. Great work everyone!"

March 31

  • Rookie: "Update - hey everyone! G and the Director have given me orders to work on learning to translate crab. Hope to see you at the party!"

April 5

April 6

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Took a look into this crab guy in Puffle Launch. Spotted him, but he got away. All I know for sure is that it's NOT Klutzy."

April 9

  • Dot: "Hey everyone. G and I have been working on a major surprise that's coming soon. Here's a hint - start saving your medals."

April 11

  • Rookie: "I've translated part of a crab message! It said, "Keep cutting fishing lines. Keep tapping on glass. Keep taking Puffle'Os." Weird, huh?"

April 12

  • Jet Pack Guy: "That’s bad news. That means EVERY crab on the island is now a suspect in our investigation."

April 13

  • G: "A new party will be announced in this week's newspaper. This is the info Herbert is waiting for. Stand by for orders."

April 15

  • Director: "Attention agents. Complete Field-Ops as soon as possible this week. A signal has been found, and we need more agents to verify its message."

April 17

  • G: "All agents - we have confirmed that Protobot and Herbert are going to attack the Earth Day Party. They must not succeed! Orders soon."

April 18

  • Rookie: "*Open message - all channels* Herbert! Are you really going to help destroy the environment??? Why would you do something like that?"

April 19

  • Jet Pack Guy: "*Closed message - channel secure* Rookie, you can't reveal stuff like that! Now Herbert knows we know his plan!"

April 20

  • Herbert P Bear: "So you know Protobot’s plan eh? The plan I’d have to be CRAZY to support? You Environment Protecting Fools better keep an eye on the trees."

April 21

  • G: "*Closed message - channel secure* Hmm... I think Herbert was warning us. Put all Earth Day Party trees under surveillance. Be ready."

April 25

  • Herbert P Bear: "Curse you fowl fools! How did you EVER figure Protobot's 'brilliant' plan? You must think you're 'smarter' than he is."

April 26

  • Protobot: "Error. Probability of Elite Agents calculating attack: 0 percent. Wheelbot destroyed. Retreating for now."

April 27

  • Dot: "Great work everyone! I'm seriously proud of you. FYI - tomorrow I'm introducing a new class: the Stealth Class! More info soon."

April 30

  • G: "Herbert and Protobot have gone quiet again. This is a good opportunity to prepare. Next week, I’ll start by explaining more about classes."

May 1

  • G: "The agent classes each represent a specialized role in the EPF. Each class brings different strengths and skills to their squad."
  • G: "Tactical agents are experts of snowball combat. They are heavily armored, and solve problems head-on with as much action as possible."

May 2

  • G: "Tech agents are gadget-geniuses and computer experts. They solve problems with intellect, and are most powerful in front of a computer."
  • G: "Stealth agents are masters of disguise. They solve problems by waiting and watching for the right time to act. They are very secretive."

May 3

  • G: "Comm Agents are experts in intel and recon. They solve problems with information and diplomacy. They are excellent leaders."

May 5

  • Rookie: "Whoa! Have any other agents done this week's Field-Op? If not, make sure to write down the message. I'm trying to figure out what it says..."

May 6

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Hmm… I don’t trust this message from Herbert. We’ve tried working with him before, and he has not proven trustworthy."

May 7

  • Dot: "That’s true JPG, but I think Herbert has realized how dangerous Protobot is. If he’s willing to help us, I say we accept."

May 8

  • Director: "Protobot must be taken offline at all costs. We must act before it has a chance to finish rebuilding itself. That time is now."

May 9

  • G: "*Closed message – channel secure from Protobot* Alright Herbert. We decoded your message. What is your proposal for taking care of Protobot?"

May 10

  • Herbert P Bear: "About time you made a GOOD decision. I'm sending you Protobot's location now. You DO remember how to use those fancy defense cannons, right?"

May 12

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Finished a fly-by of the site north of the Cove. There may still be Test Bots active down there. No telling if Protobot’s offline."

May 13

  • Protobot: "BZZZK, Calculations complete: The only way the EPF could have known our location was if the polar bear told them. Correct?"

May 14

  • Herbert P Bear: "That’s right, you mechanical menace! I should never have rebuilt you! I want to DEFEAT the Elite Penguin Fools, not destroy them!"

May 15

  • Protobot: "Reclassifying – polar bear is now our enemy. System damage unrepairable. Retreating until new engineer can be located. BZZZZK"
  • Herbert P Bear: "Mwa ha ha! All too easy! Now that Proto-bumbler is out of the way, I can begin my NEW plan. Prepare “ye fools” for I “cometh” soon."

May 16

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Yo, I KNEW we couldn't trust you Herbert! I dare you to show your face at the Medieval Party - we're ready for you anytime, anyplace!"

May 17

  • Herbert P Bear: "Temper temper, Jet Pack George."

May 20

  • Rookie: "Everything looks clean to me so far. Except the puffle pens - they're a bit smelly. But no suspicious-smelly. Just regular smelly."

May 21

  • Dot: "Disguised myself as a princess and staked out the Attic. No sign of Herbert. Gotta say, I much prefer my uniform to a princess gown. :P"

May 22

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Found a suspicious device in the Cave, underground. Spoke to a few agents, and they found one too. No other sign of Herbert though."

May 24

  • G: "Hm... we're still not sure what Herbert is planning, and he hasn't sent any other messages. Agents, be on full alert this week."

May 28

  • G: "Still nothing. As far as our surveillance cameras go, we haven't seen anything else suspicious. Stay sharp, everyone."

May 29

  • Rookie: "Maybe Herbert decided not to do anything bad. The party ends tomorrow, and still no sign of him. Maybe he's a good guy now!"

May 31

June 6

  • Dot: "Attention agents: everything seems quiet on the EPF rooftop. I think Herbert gave up. Great work everyone!"

June 7

  • Herbert P Bear: "GRR! You penguin have no idea how to build a proper bot! Your Hydra-bot broke down after being blown up only a few thousand times. CURSES!"
  • G: "We did it! That means both Herbert and Protobot have been defeated. For the first time in a year, we have peace on the island. Well done!"

June 8

  • Director: "All agents are ordered to rest and celebrate. Repair teams - move in. I'm temporarily suspending Field-Ops - everyone has earned a break."

June 10

  • G: "I have spoken with the Director, and Field-Ops will return later this month. For now everyone's orders are to enjoy Music Jam."

June 13

  • G: "I’m pleased to report that all damage from the Hydra–bot has been repaired. Excellent work everyone!"

June 15

  • G: "According to my calculations, it's my fault that Herbert stole the Hydra-bot. I'm sorry everyone, I should have been more careful with it."

June 17

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Nah, it ain't your fault G. I shouldn't have lost my cool, and dared Herbert to attack us. It's my bad - I apologize."

June 19

  • Director: "Listen agents – if mistakes were made, we must learn from them and move on. That is why we are a force of agents. No one is perfect."

June 24

  • G: "Field-Ops will be returning soon. Since Herbert is hiding, we’ll assign weekly training-ops instead, so agents can continue earning medals."

June 26

  • G: "New Field Op tomorrow. Each class lead will be running a training operation over the next few weeks. Check the Command Room for orders."

August 5

  • Rookie: "Hey everyone! It’s been super duper quiet recently. What’s going on? Anything new?"

August 6

  • G: "Nothing to report."

August 7

  • Rookie: "Hey G, what's up with this party everyone's talking about? It says in the newspaper that you're helping arrange it?"

August 8

  • G: "Just a little get together I'm helping out with. Nothing to report."

August 15

  • Jet Pack Guy: "So G, I was wondering, when are we going to hear more about that party you're planning?"

August 16

  • G: "Check this week’s newspaper for more info. It’s a special edition – scented with fish oil. Don’t miss it."

August 19

  • G: "Temperature at Toughest Mountain has dropped by 115%. According to my calculations, that should be enough to put Herbert into hibernation."
  • G: "Attention agents: the Comm App is now secure. We're beginning Operation: Hibernation - our plan to capture Herbert. Orders soon."

August 22

  • Director: "CLASSIFIED: Using System Defender, we traced Herbert's location. We've blasted the area with cold air, which should make him hibernate."
  • Director: "ORDERS: We have a very narrow opportunity. We need a team to sneak past Herbert's security systems, and capture him before he wakes up."

August 23

  • Director: "This is a highly dangerous mission. Those who are willing, report to the Command Room on Aug 25 for Operation: Hibernation."

August 24

  • Director: "To ensure security, there will be no further messages. We are radio silent. Be resourceful. Be remarkable. Be ready."

September 28

  • G: "Hello everyone! Our Communication system is finally secure again. Agents - report for new Field-Op training, and keep an eye on Herbert."

October 4

  • G: "Update: new Field-Op training is coming this week. Suspect #1 is still secure. Good work agents."

October 14

  • Director: "We have not yet decided what to do with Herbert. Moving him may be too dangerous. For now, we must keep him safe and secure."

October 20

  • Rookie: "Hey - if you guys happen to see Klutzy, let me know. We're not trying to catch him or anything, he's just wanted for questioning. Thanks!"

October 27

  • G: "Reminder to some agents - there's no need to detain any ghosts, ghouls, or Living Sleds. No matter how spooky they look."

November 3

  • G: "After agents have completed this week's Field-Op, you may take the rest of the week off to play the new Pufflescape game. Enjoy!"

November 10

  • G: "Ninja activity has increased all over the island. If you see any unusual fire or water activity, do not be alarmed. The situation is under control."

November 17

  • Rookie: "I just met Sensei!!!! He's so awesome! I was all, "Hi Sensei!" and he was like, "I think you're standing on my foot." Sensei rules!!!"

November 24

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Update: just checked on Herbert. The extra heat on the island hasn't affected the Air Conditioner 3000. He is still safely secured."

December 2

  • Rookie: "Dot! I don't want to alarm you, but someone is selling your tree disguises in the Gift Shop. Should I start detaining trees? Over."

December 8

  • Dot: "Those aren't disguises Rookie - they're costumes. Even then, I would never advise detaining trees. You should probably leaf them alone."

December 22

  • Director: "Attention Agents - we are aware of the situation in Herbert's hibernation cell. G has your orders."

December 29

  • G: "Well done this year Agents. There were many challenges, but we faced them together. No matter what 2012 holds for us, I know we'll be ready."

2012

January 5

  • Rookie: "I've got BIG news! I was asked to help plan this month's Expedition Party! I have lots of good ideas too. Read about it in next week's newspaper!"

January 12

  • G: "Good luck with the party planning Rookie. Your request has been approved. All agents - be on alert to help Rookie with his preparations."

January 19

  • Rookie: "I'm so excited for next week's Underwater Expedition! I guarantee it's going to be a party to remember!"

January 28

  • Director: "RED ALERT! All agents respond! Focus all efforts on protecting Club Penguin citizens. This is not a drill!"

February 2

  • Director: "All reports confirm that Herbert has vanished without a trace. We believe he will lie low for the time being. G has your orders."

February 9

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Finished another sweep of the island. No sign of Herbert. How did he just vanish into thin air? You'd think he'd be groggy from his four month nap…"

February 16

  • G: "Rockhopper has requested my help to upgrade his ship. For now, I'll be assigning orders, but Dot is taking over the Herbert investigation."

February 24

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Man, I can't believe we still haven't heard from Herbert! You'd think he'd be bragging about how he got away. Where IS he?"

March 1

  • Jet Pack Guy: "I was keeping an eye on the Migrator, in case Herbert tried to board in disguise. Saw lots of vikings, dinosaurs, and pirates. No polar bears."

March 8

  • Dot: "Still no sign of Herbert or Klutzy. I'll be meeting with the Director this week to discuss what we should do next. G has your orders."

March 15

  • G: "Herbert did not respond to our broadcast last week. We must wait for him to make the first move. There is not much else we can do."

March 22

  • Dot: "Everyone - I have an idea. It's a bit risky, but it might just lure Herbert out of hiding. All we need is the right bait…"

March 29

  • Rookie: "Hey! If you rearrange the letters in 'Box Dimension' you can spell 'BeD mix onions'! I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds delicious!"

April 5

  • Dot: "I scanned the Aqua Grabber this morning, and the computer core was still there. So this week we're going to try something drastic. G has your orders."

April 12

  • Dot: "I checked the arcade we loaded the fake message into. It hasn't been plugged in or tampered with. I have one more idea. G has your orders."

April 19

  • Dot: "Herbert didn't take the bait. The computer we left connected to the EPF mainframe wasn't tampered with. Herbert could be long gone."

April 26

  • Rookie: "Hey everyone, I was in the Pizza Shop, and I overheard someone say there's a cream soda shortage. Is Rockhopper in town???"

May 3

  • G: "Attention agents - I will be issuing your orders, but Dot is still in charge of the investigation. I have some pressing matters to attend to…

May 10

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Alert! Radar is picking up something BIG flying around the island! It's too fast to follow - has anyone gotten a visual on this thing yet?"

May 17

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Mayday! Mayday! We've got an emergency situation! A… dragon has taken over the island? What is going on here?? Orders???

May 24

  • Rookie: "G, are you feeling okay? You've been acting a bit funny. Maybe you need more coffee? Or less?"

May 31

  • G: "At last, I'm feeling normal again. It seems Scorn's curse had a large effect on me. Did I do anything strange?"

June 7

  • Protobot: "Attention EPF. The Meteor has restored my power. I am assembling a robot of immense force. Prepare for destruction."

June 22

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Great work everyone - keep it up! These Super Villains are no match for the Elite Penguin Force!"

June 28

  • G: "Agents, we must not give up! Desperate times call for desperate measures. Report to the Command Room--we have a plan."

2013

May 2

  • Rookie: "So far I've met 150 robots!! So COOL. But they are NOT friendly. Like, for example, they are NOT going in for high fives."

May 9

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Report to the Command Room to check out Spy Drills - our new training terminal. Hone skills. Earn medals. Gear up. Enough said."

May 16

  • G: "Electromagnetic waves are normal. And I've collected some fascinating minerals! Now my Climatron 3000 is just picking up a rise in sub-zero moisture. We're in for a cold snap!"

2015

May 14

  • G: "Greetings new agents! I'm G, the gadget specialist and tech lead."

May 21

  • Director: "Agents. I organize missions and tell you what you need to know. I'm the Director."

May 28

  • Jet Pack Guy: "The name's Jet Pack Guy. Tactical lead. Stay sharp, recruit."

June 11

  • Rookie: "These training missions are SUPER tough. But don't worry. EPF agents always help each other! Now where do I put the belt...?"

June 18

  • Dot: "The skills from the training missions will always be useful. Where do you think I learned how to make disguises out of anything?"

June 25

  • Director: "The final training missions will show the meaning of our motto: Be Resourceful, Be Remarkable, Be Ready."

July 1

  • Rookie: "Phew, training was hard. Time to relax with a pizza, extra fish!"

July 9

  • Rookie: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. Hello? Um, oops, wrong number! ...Do you think I could still get that pizza?"

July 16

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Take good care of your equipment, agent. Jetpacks should be cleaned at least three times a day."

July 23

  • G: "I'll be in the lab today. Don't mind the explosions."

July 29

  • Director: "New rule, agents: No explosions in the evening. Some of us are trying to sleep."

August 6

  • Dot: "Just a heads up, I'll be Dot the Design Gal in the next Club Penguin Times. That's my new civilian cover!"

August 13

  • Jet Pack Guy: "Looking for some tactical training? Go to the Lounge above the Dance Club. Take out that Melmonst!"

August 20

  • Director: "Agents, do you own a puffle with spy skills? Bring any Elite Puffle Force candidates to the Puffle Park and put them through their paces."

August 27

  • Dot: "The Fashion Festival is on. I'm going to practice my disguise skills with those fashion challenges. You never know what a mission will require ."

September 4

  • Jet Pack Guy: "A jet pack is the only fashion accessory an EPF agent needs."

September 10

  • Rookie: "Darn it! Turns out wearing a Herbert outfit in EPF headquarters is frowned upon. So much for my entry to the fashion challenge."