Once upon a time ... ... There lived a fairy storyteller called Twee - that's me! I live in a magical library where I tell no ordinary story tales. I like to mix things up a bit. It's a tale of twos you might say! So buckle up and get ready for the ride! This is the tale of a prince all dressed in red who goes riding though the forest to take some croissants to a princess with really long hair. I like to call it 'The Enchanted Forest'.
Twee Once upon a time a prince was dressed all in red...
Prince Redhood Red?! Are you sure? It's not really my color.
Twee Don't interrupt! I said he was dressed in RED!
Prince Redhood Oh. All right, then. What a lovely day!
Twee He was taking croissants to a hungry princess.
Prince Redhood Golly, I hope she like pastries.
Twee But suddenly, something jumped out of the trees!
Prince Redhood Oh no! A scary looking sheep!
Big Bad Wool BAA! I am the Big Bad Wool an I'm hungry!
Prince Redhood What great big teeth you've got!
Big Bad Wool All the better to eat croissants with!
Prince Redhood No chance, woolly! They're for the princess.
Big Bad Wool Well, then I'll huff and I'll puff...
Twee And the Big Bad Wool blew all the trees down.
Prince Redhood Oh no! What am I going to do?
Twee You need to distract the sheep, of course!
Prince Redhood Oh yes. Look over there!
Big Bad Wool A unicorn flying through the sky? BAA-zaa!
Prince Redhood Aha, now I can escape!
Twee: Finally the prince arrived at the castle.
Prince Redhood Now I will climb up Grumpunzel's long hair.
Twee You'll have to make do with a ladder.
Prince Redhood If I must...
Grumpunzel La la la la...
Prince Redhood She's totally lost in la la land. What do I do now?
Twee Throw a magic snowball at her, of course!
(Prince Redhood throws a snowball at Grumpunzel)
Grumpunzel Oi! What do you think you're doing?
Prince Redhood: Princess! I've brought you some croissants!
Grumpunzel Croissants? I asked for COOKIES!
Prince Redhood Guess they don't call her Grumpunzel for nothing.
Twee I think she should go back to la la land. ZAP!
Big Bad Wool BAA! Excuse me! I'm really hungry here!
Twee Well there are plenty of croissants to go 'round.
Prince Redhood You'd better not wool them all down at once.
Twee And they lived happily ever after.
This stage play had a story book, which also tells the same story as the script.
During the Penguin Play Awards 2010, Fairy Fables was nominated for the categories and a special video was made promoting it. There were several lines for Twee and the Big Bad Wool set out in the script and many penguins believed it would win. It did not win any categories.