Fuzzy: Greetings, fellow traveler! I have the proper weapons for you! I will provide you with this magic wand, where you discover its true powers. Want a hint? MLG. Carry on now, and destroy those illuminati monsters!
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Attacks: Hairy Eyeball, Isosceles Power, Society Secret
Special: Super Charged Eyeball Laser
Which attack will you use?