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Welcome to the Quote Page! This page includes some of my favorite quotes, by all kind of people- some are well know, but i find that less known are still good... You would probably know some of them, but enjoy :)

Meaning of life

I saw this one on a banner of an advertisement for a movie called "Dr. Pomerantz" or something.
  • "life are 100% mortality rate disease"

The meaning of life (21 century version)

DO THEY HAVE OIL? CAN WE INVADE?
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Quotes by George Carlin

The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care
There are more than 99 things you need to know [...] Nobody knows how many things there are to know [...] It's more than 3 [...]
Scientists have discovered a new disease which has no symptoms.. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunetely, no cases has been reported so far...
Sometimes i go like this:
bwwaaawa bwaaawa bwaaawa

But then I stop
This has been one of those times!

Then they were trying to corner me with logic: "How do you know you dont like it... if you've never even tried?" -It came to me in a dream!!
 
— George Carling talks about food
It's like Military Intelligence - the words don't go together, man.
Sometimes we think we know where we are.. but we don't really know when we are...
I don't even capitalize his name when I type it anymore.
 
— About presidents
You know what i've been doing? Going through my address book and crossing out the dead people... Kinda gives you a feeling of power- superiority.
You have to be asleep to believe it
I always breathe normally when I'm in a 6 hundred mile an hour uncontrolled vertical dive.
People try to save the planet for them to have a nicer place to live [...] they don't care about the planet.

TV and series

Family Guy

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there is a message in my alphabets. It says OOOOooohhh....

Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

Others

I'll accept that.
 
— Anne Robinson

Films

I'll be back
 
— Terminator
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth
 
— The Matrix

Literature and Tales

If the story you're about to tell me isn't true, good or necessary, just forget it and don't bother me with it.
 
— A story about Socrates
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