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The Contributions of TurtleShroom

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Resignation Letter

See it at Forum:Resignation.

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Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie

(That's German for "The Absoulte energy, the feared turtle mushroom, dictator of the Penguin encyclopedia".)

Don't worry, I'm powerless.

Have a great day!

Barkjon: the best thing since Sliced Bread.

The title says it all.


Jesus Loves you and died for you!

For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.

For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.

- John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible

Welcome All

Last Sunday (as of writing this), my church pastor held a sermon, citing the book of James in the Bible, a book I never heard of.

I need the information I read that day:

Copied and Pasted from the Word of God, NIRV, James 2:8-9...

8 The royal law is found in Scripture. It says, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."—(Leviticus 19:18) If you really keep that law, you are doing what is right. 9 But you sin if you don't treat everyone the same. The law judges you because you have broken it.

I'll remember that when I do my dictating. Welcome all. That includes homosexuals. The Wiki awaits!


TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :)  :) Speak to the Webmaster! I command you! 23:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

The Greatest Quote any Wiki User ever Said!

Augh!! Rockhoppers! There were at least ten of 'em!


My Signature

TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :)  :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)


Thanks to the brilliance of Sockpuppets, there will be a Best of the Best awards system where I (alone) pick the best of the best in each category. Obviously, I can't pick my own items (that would be STUPID).


  • Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!


View it here!

  • I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.

User:TurtleShroom/Memory Lane

God says don't discriminate... so I won't.

SCAVENGER HUNT TIME! - Based off of Sharbate's genius idea, try and find the stuff I've hidden! Believe me, it's HARD to locate MY stuff when you know this whole wiki since it had 300 pages!

User:TurtleShroom/The Wikiam Annexation - When Ben got probation, I annexed his Kingdom, or should I say, my kingdom.

Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me

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  • I support New Start in its no-discrimination policies.

Want to learn more about this little guy? Click here!

  • I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.
  • I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).
  • I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.
  • I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
  • I am currently sixteen (16) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).
  • I need a life.
  • I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.
  • I REALLY need a life. Seriously.
  • Anyone who has totalitarian rule on a wiki needs a life.
  • I have seen pieces of toast with more of a life than me.
  • I have received hate mail... A LOT.
  • Any criticism of any kind swarms me with guilt that haunts me for hours upon hours.
  • That Fred guy on YouTube has more of a life than I do... and that's not saying much! Fred is a freak!
  • I need a life, I really need a life.
  • I hate the Un-CP.
  • I think Linux is communist.


For all honesty, I am afraid of:

1. Fictional Mutation (like the man-to-monster, not real world). I saw a show once where that happened in full, the only censor being a sillouette. Any form of mutation (into a monster real world does not bother me) officially frightens me. I STILL get shaky when thinking about it.

2. The death of my family members. My great-grandmother particularly. The good thing, though, is that as believers in Christianity, I always make it through, since my religion states a paridise for believers.

3. Tornadoes. Nothing is scarier than a swirling vortex of death ripping apart your building (I've only had tornado WARNINGS, not actual funnel clouds, but I panic). Yet, I enjoy watching tornadoes on the television.

4. Lack of censorship. Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.

5. I am a clean freak. This may not be a fear, but I wash my hands quite a bit.

6. Criticism/hate mail of my actions. One hatred and I feel guilt for hours on end.


Where else could I put these?

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I'm Proud to be an American!

USFlag.png This user is American.


This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!


All that glitters... is not gold.
— Spongebob Squarepants, Gatling Brothers (in song), old proverb.

I finally figured out what that saying means. Awards will fade. Respect, trust, friendship, God, and happiness will not. It means more to me when users decide to stay in times of turmoil than any virtual trophy does. It's the stability of the wiki and trust of the community that truly matters.

This is Actually Hilarious

===Nine Ways to Die - by Bubby===

  • Look at Turtleshroom's face
    • I have pimples and facial hair. The acne may do it. -TS
  • Look at his edits
    • OH, THE HORROR! What agony to look at beneficial additions! -TS
  • Look at his shirt
    • Usually, it's a Bible shirt, a colored shirt, or shirts I got from events I have attended in the past. I have a few American shirts and two those "Just Say No to Drugs" school shirts.
  • Look at his awards
    • Or your poorly drawn ones with boxes and "TS IS NOT A KING!".
  • Look at Turtleshroom likers
    • Most of the wiki.
  • Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
    • Or, just look at the box. It's REALLY, REALLY poorly drawn.
  • Talk to TurtleShroom
    • Like you did to me. Wait, you're dead now!
  • Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
    • Lots of dead penguin bodies nowadays.
  • Even if you say "TurtleShroom"!
    • Look, you just died... TWICE!


Smile spin.gif This user has autism

Hacker-Ninja.jpg BEWARE! TurtleShroom is a Ninja!!!! Behold their awesomeness and TREMBLE!

Membership Badge.PNG TurtleShroom is a Member on Club Penguin! Wow, look at this badge!

Light Blue TurtleShroom's Penguin Color is Light Blue

This User knows that Wompus has gone good.

Blue Pennant full award.png This user is from the Blue Team!

EPF Logo.png TurtleShroom is a top agent of the EPF.

Sys Gary.png TurtleShroom is a fan of Gary.

Male.svg TurtleShroom is male.

Dancing penguin maybe.PNG This User has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivit-- Hey look! A ninja!

3000 This user has made over 3000 edits on the Club Penguin Wiki.

Rockhopper real penguin new.png TurtleShroom has seen Rockhopper! Arrr!!

Happyface.png TurtleShroom has either 98, 99, or 100 buddies

2009 This user voted for Lavender in the 2009 Color Vote!

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TurtleShroom is an Elite Penguin Force Agent. Thanks to this penguin, Herbert's plans are always spoiled!

Book Pin.PNG This user has written at least one story!

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This user is a member of the Anti-Quitters Society!

WOOT! This user is truly a Worthy Editor and is featured on the Wall of Worthy Editors!

J.O.Y. This user believes in J.O.Y.; Jesus, others, yourself!

White puffpic.png HUZZAH! TurtleShroom has seen the White Puffle in the wild! Amazing!

NAME TurtleShroom's penguin is called Turtle Shroom (ya think?)..

PTM.png This user was or is the Penguin of the Month!

24-plus EN.png Guess what? TurtleShroom is a Level 5 Member on Club Penguin! Oooooooh! Aaaaaaah!

Box Creator.jpg This user has seen the fabled Box Creator!! HOW COOL!

Gary New Style.png TurtleShroom has seen Gary the Gadget Guy!

-5 (EST) This user is 5 hours behind UTC and goes by USA Eastern time.

Sad Emoticon.png TurtleShroom is against the Massively Merry Aliens, and thinks dancing should be outlawed.

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PWNed! TurtleShroom beat Sensei and got the ninja mask! Sensei is now jealous!

MAZE This user completed the Sith Cub Maze while it existed.

Image Gifts

Then there's this:

Denno Senshi has defected to the good side!


There are a few CP coallitions (or armies) which I am affliated with.

  • THE NACHOS (official, fictional application approved)
    • Rank: Ranger, Fjord Navy
  • DIGITAL SPIRAL ALLIANCE (official, application approved)
    • Rank: Computer Master
  • ICE WARRIORS (friend)
    • Rank: None (not enrolled)
    • Rank: Not in army, but I did ally them with the Nachos.
    • Rank: Quit. I deserted this group after realizing it was both unclean and run by Ben10002, and am now a solo "bay bee" scarer.

External Links


  • I have been making YouTube videos for quite some time now. YouTube Page
  • In the name of the Club Penguin Wiki, I bought the number 77734! No, really! [1]