- Phil walks out after destroying a bunch of planets with Jack*
Phil: Jack, we have collected souls to resurrect grand master Tito and destroy Stick and his "sister."
Jack: Didn't his "daddy" lie about the whole thing just so Jewel could marry somebody else?
Phil: Pretty much, he just won't tell him.
Jack: Otherwise he'd be freaking o-
*Coldsteel teleports behind them*
Coldsteel: psssh...NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID!!!!
*Jack kills Coldsteel with laser eyes*
Jack: Meh, stupid challengers.
*Samurai Jack gets in front of them*
Jack: I WILL RETURN TO THE PAST AND DESTROY YOU, EVIL CO-
*Phil kills the samurai by punching him in the face*
Phil: Weird peeps.
*Suddenly, muscular men that watch Jojo and play Melee get in front of them*
Mermaid Man: Let's kick their butts, Barnacle Boy!
Barnacle Boy: Aw yeah!
Jotaro: Yare yare daze...
Phil: Get outta the way!
*Phil destroys the trio with laser eye beams*
Jack: Annoying peopl-
*Suddenly, their main appears in front of them*
Fox: I'm gonna destroy you two and make this about Club Penguin!
Jack: Come at us, boi.
*Fox smiles like an anime character*
*Fox starts to catch on fire, but without any harm*
Phil: Stop hurting yourself, you're letting us win.
*Fox rams into Jack with Reflector on as well*
Jack: HOLY CRA-
Phil: JACK!!! Grrr.....
Fox: What, little man?
*Phil's hair starts to turn gold*
Fox: Uh oh...
Phil: My name is...
*Phil goes Super Saiyan and knee smashes Fox*
Phil: PHIL FROM THE NUTSHACK!!!!!!!!
Fox: OH CRAP, WHAT UP?!
*Fox burns up*
Phil: MY HAND!!!
Fox: Is dead like yo FACE!
*Fox rams into Phil*
Phil: YOU BETTER GET NERFED SOON!
*Phil gets sent to the moon*
Fox: Good, now to revive this pla-
*Phil rockets back to Earth and kicks Fox*
Phil: JK, NUB!
*Fox crashes into Stick's house*
Fox: Oh crap.
Stick: Ok, how did you get here? Did Celestia tell you to tell me something?
Fox: No, this nub that destroyed billions of cities just kicked me over to your house.
Stick: Meh, who cares.
Fox: And I think I might've damaged it a little unintentionally.
*Stick gets on his phone*
Stick: OMG, SKYE, JEWEL, WAKE UP!
*They get up*
Jewel + Skye: WWWWAAAATTTT?!
Stick: THIS WEAK NUB THAT'S TOO SLOW TO FIND OUT HOW FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC JUST BROKE A LITTLE TINY BIT OF OUR HOUSE.
Skye: WE MUST KILL HIM!
Stick: ALRIGHT, LET'S GET H-
*Stick looks and sees that Fox ran away*
Phil: HAHA, TIME TO DESTROY THIS WORLD AND REVIVE TITO!
Fox: Lol, nope.
*Fox beats up Phil till he gets put to sleep*
Fox: Alright, I win.
*Fox gets out his Blaster*
Fox: Rest in pieces, NUB!
*Phil captures Fox in a special cage that can't be broken, unless Stick punches it, but he sadly doesn't care*
Phil: Haha, foolish Foxy ripoff that tries to destroy me by foolishly putting me to sleep, which I faked. Now time to summon Tito after taking care of the CPW Admins.
*Suddenly, FAMILY GUY! SAVE THE DAY!
Phil: Wait wha-
*Stewie kicks Phil in the face*
Fox: Cool, but what about me?
*Peter destroys the cage by simply punching it*
Fox: Wait a sec, are you...
Fox: Omg, IT'S STICK!
*Stick takes off his Peter Griffin mask*
Fox: Stick, there's something I want to tell you after all these years.
Stick: Yes, Fox?
*Fox kicks Stick to the moon*
Fox: GET REKT!