Hello, CPeoples! The dreaded Slender Man has paid a visit to our wiki's chat late at night. Right after a cussing outbreak from Emperor Darkness and messages from User:Herobrine The Human about Slender Man. I copied the chat logs from when he was on:
02:14 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman has joined Special:Chat
02:14 <Madbootdude> NOOO
02:14 <Vicyorus> Oh we're screwed
02:14 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Prey....
02:14 <Mariobilly> Hey, Slenderman!
02:14 <Madbootdude> He killed JayJay!
02:14 <Vicyorus> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
02:14 <Vicyorus> *runs away*
02:14 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Prey....
02:14 <Mariobilly> We just picked up your mama, Slender Man! (lol)
02:14 <Ocean6100> !welcome The Dark Spirit: Slenderman
02:14 <CPChatBot> Welcome to the wiki The Dark Spirit: Slenderman! Here in the chat you will talk to many users that will be glad to have a conversation with you! If you have any questions look for the users with the moderator badge!
02:14 <Ocean6100> Please don't cause problems.
02:15 <Ocean6100> That'd be great.
02:15 <Madbootdude> *dials 911*
02:15 <Vicyorus> *calls the Army*
02:15 <Vicyorus> Wait
02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Problems.......No problems....
02:15 <Mariobilly> We just picked up your mama, Slender Man! (lol)
02:15 <Madbootdude> Hello?
02:15 <Madbootdude> 911?
02:15 <Sharkbate> no
02:15 <Ocean6100> GUYS
02:15 <123kitten1> Yawn. Hey look, its a bomb. Yay.
02:15 <Sharkbate> it's wrong
02:15 <Sharkbate> not 911
02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> never mess....between a Dark Spirit....and its prey....
02:15 <Sharkbate> it's 991
02:15 <Ocean6100> LOL for me! Just say it!!
02:15 <Vicyorus> LOL
02:15 <Ocean6100> LOL
02:15 <Ocean6100> LOLZ
02:15 <Vicyorus> LOL
02:15 <Mariobilly> Your mama is in the chat car!
02:15 <Ocean6100> We're funny. (LOL)
02:15 <Vicyorus> Mario
02:15 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Yours....too
02:15 <Mariobilly> Slender Mama!
02:15 <Vicyorus> Mario...
02:15 <Ocean6100> Please stop. Talk normally.
02:15 <Madbootdude> My phone doesn't work right now.
02:15 <GrandCroconaw66> Um...
02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> @Ocean
02:16 <123kitten1> Yo Dark dude, are you a shadow ninja?
02:16 <Ocean6100> You've succeeded in kinda creeping us out.
02:16 <Vicyorus> Ocean, Mario's making sexual references...
02:16 <Ocean6100> Just sayin'.
02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Normally?....Ha ha ha.....
02:16 <Mariobilly> I don't even have a mother, Slender Man. Herbert created me.
02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I am talking normally....
02:16 <123kitten1> HAHAHA!
02:16 <Vicyorus> Uhh, Slender
02:16 <123kitten1> This isn't noram, punk...
02:16 <Vicyorus> One question
02:16 <Ocean6100> Don't talk like that, Mario.
02:16 <Mariobilly> HAHA~ (chose)
02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> *Shakes no at Ocean*
02:16 <Vicyorus> Why do you chase us in your games?
02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Man....Slenderman....
02:16 <Mariobilly> *(chokes)
02:16 <Madbootdude> OMG
02:16 <123kitten1> Slenderman is a punk
02:16 <Sharkbate> okay well this is weird
02:16 <Sharkbate> so bye
02:16 <Ocean6100> (dance)
02:16 <Ocean6100> Isn't it?
02:16 <123kitten1> BYE!
02:16 -!- Sharkbate has left Special:Chat.
02:16 <Vicyorus> Bye Shark
02:16 <Madbootdude> Bye.
02:16 <Mariobilly> Slender Man, will you cause any trouble?
02:16 <Ocean6100> @Sharkbate
02:16 <123kitten1> SEE YA NEXT FALL
02:16 <Ocean6100> :D
02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Grand.....
02:16 <Vicyorus> O_O
02:16 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Mad.....
02:16 <GrandCroconaw66> uh oh. *gulps*
02:16 <123kitten1> Slendy, are you slender?
02:17 <Vicyorus> Grand, you're screwed
02:17 <Ocean6100> (lightbulb)
02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Vic.....
02:17 <Vicyorus> Oh great
02:17 <123kitten1> VICKY?
02:17 <Mariobilly> What about me?
02:17 <Vicyorus> KITTEN!
02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Kitten.....
02:17 <Madbootdude> He already killed 1 person.
02:17 <123kitten1> Yay :D
02:17 <Madbootdude> Now we're next.
02:17 <Vicyorus> >:c
02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Mario....
02:17 <Vicyorus> We'll
02:17 <123kitten1> AND CPCHATBOT
02:17 <Vicyorus> Let me say it
02:17 <Vicyorus> We're SO SCREWED
02:17 <Mariobilly> Yay! :D Wait~ that's bad. Boo!
02:17 <123kitten1> Ya-I mean, boo!
02:17 <Vicyorus> He hasn't mentioned Ocean...
02:17 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Shouts*
02:17 <Madbootdude> *grabs axe*
02:17 <Ocean6100> Okay.
02:17 <Ocean6100> I've got a mission for you.
02:17 <Madbootdude> *runs at slenderman*
02:17 <Ocean6100> Slenderman?
02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Tentacles grabs axe*
02:18 <123kitten1> *throws otters at*
02:18 <Ocean6100> Vicyorus?
02:18 <Mariobilly> He's using his Perish Song!
02:18 <Ocean6100> Watch this:
02:18 <Ocean6100> http://t.co/0D3rrBdH
02:18 <Vicyorus> Yes Ocean?
02:18 <Madbootdude> Uh..
02:18 <Mariobilly> *electrocutes tentacles
02:18 <123kitten1> BAN HIM, HE IS THREATENING TO KILL US
02:18 <Vicyorus> NO
02:18 <Ocean6100> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l-gQLqv9f4o
02:18 <CPChatBot> [YOUTUBE] Title: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You - Duration: 03:28 - Uploaded: 2013-01-24 - Rating: 4.937893 - Views: 7,545,665 - http://youtu.be/l-gQLqv9f4o
02:18 <Madbootdude> *runs off leaving ax*
02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Chokes Kitten*
02:18 <Mariobilly> Thank you, robot self!
02:18 <Vicyorus> How about NO
02:18 <Mariobilly> NO
02:18 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman was kicked from Special:Chat by Ocean6100
02:18 <Mariobilly> *saves
02:18 <Madbootdude> Ocean.
02:18 <Ocean6100> Violence.
02:18 <Mariobilly> Phew.
02:18 <Ocean6100> Stop!
02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Gah.....
02:18 <Vicyorus> Por la Señal de la Santa Cruz, de nuestros enemigos, libranos Señor Nuestro...
02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> You have won first round......
02:18 <Mariobilly> Slender Man, you are powerless against us.
02:18 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> No, ninguna señal
02:18 <123kitten1> Kittens and Oceans join forces to defeat the n00b.
02:18 <Madbootdude> No, Billy.
02:18 <Vicyorus> En el nombre del Padre, del Hijo, y del Espiritu Santo
02:19 <Vicyorus> Amen
02:19 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Si eso deseas, moriras con un golpe cruz
02:19 <123kitten1> :0
02:19 <Vicyorus> Well
02:19 <123kitten1> BAN FOREVER
02:19 <Madbootdude> Slenderman is Spanish.
02:19 <Vicyorus> Uhh
02:19 <Vicyorus> Mad
02:19 <GrandCroconaw66> Translation in Pm?
02:19 <Vicyorus> He's Herobrine...
02:19 <Vicyorus> Grand
02:19 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Kózha Léh Gu Kitten?
02:19 <123kitten1> "Hola! Want a taco, amigo?" ~Slenderman
02:19 <Ocean6100> Look. Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l-gQLqv9f4o
02:19 <CPChatBot> [YOUTUBE] Title: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You - Duration: 03:28 - Uploaded: 2013-01-24 - Rating: 4.937893 - Views: 7,545,665 - http://youtu.be/l-gQLqv9f4o
02:19 <Vicyorus> Kitten, shut up
02:19 <Vicyorus> You're offending me man!
02:19 <Ocean6100> STAY QUIET!
02:19 <Ocean6100> :|
02:19 <Ocean6100> What is up with chat nowadays!?
02:19 <Madbootdude> Yes, guys.
02:19 <Ocean6100> Screamz
02:20 <Vicyorus> IDK
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> You may have won
02:20 <Madbootdude> We're in a library
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Um....
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Round one...
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Ocean dude.
02:20 <Vicyorus> Grand
02:20 <Vicyorus> PM
02:20 <Ocean6100> Yes?
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> NOT THE END
02:20 <Madbootdude> Slenderman.
02:20 <Ocean6100> bows
02:20 <Madbootdude> There's a little boy on the sidewalk over there
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I will go for Grand...
02:20 <Madbootdude> Go get him.
02:20 <Ocean6100> Thank you, Slenderman.
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Then Mad
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Uh oh.
02:20 <Ocean6100> Not about Grand.
02:20 <Madbootdude> He has 20$ in his pocket.
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> *gulps*
02:20 <Ocean6100> Grand?
02:20 <Vicyorus> LOL
02:20 <Ocean6100> Run.
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> *Runs*
02:20 <Vicyorus> Mad
02:20 <Vicyorus> I suggest you RUN!
02:20 <Ocean6100> yells THANKS!
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Thanks!
02:20 <Vicyorus> RUN DUDE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
02:20 <Madbootdude> SLENDERMAN!
02:20 <Vicyorus> THE SLENDERMAN!
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Tentacles grab Grand*
02:20 <GrandCroconaw66> Uh oh.
02:20 <Madbootdude> GO GET THAT LITTLE BOY ON THE SIDEWALK
02:20 <Ocean6100> Slenderman?
02:20 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> *Eats*
02:21 <Ocean6100> Grand's in Alaska.
02:21 <Vicyorus> O_O
02:21 <Mariobilly> NO
02:21 <Vicyorus> AAAAHHHHH!
02:21 <Mariobilly> *SAVES
02:21 <Madbootdude> HE HAS 20$
02:21 <Vicyorus> Ocean, he's in NY
02:21 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> >:(
02:21 <Mariobilly> *gets eaten instead
02:21 <Madbootdude> NOW SPARE US
02:21 <Madbootdude> AND EAT THAT LITTLE BOY
02:21 <Vicyorus> Uhh
02:21 <Mariobilly> *electrocutes from inside
02:21 <Madbootdude> he's 6...
02:21 <Vicyorus> That little boy is me...
02:21 <Madbootdude> Not you, Vic.
02:21 <Vicyorus> Wait
02:21 <Madbootdude> That kid outside.
02:21 <Mariobilly> Thank God I'm a robot.
02:21 <Vicyorus> That's me from the past!
02:21 <Madbootdude> He's on the sidewalk.
02:21 <Ocean6100> Okay. Well, we can't agree what state in the US Grand is, but the bottom line is, he's out of your tentacles's reach.
02:21 <Mariobilly> No creature can survive that shock.
02:21 <Vicyorus> :o
02:21 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> 3 of you will survive, 5 of you will die.... 1 of you will have a dark virus...
02:21 <Madbootdude> Now, Slender.
02:21 <Mariobilly> *comes out
02:21 <Ocean6100> Hmm...
02:21 <Mariobilly> Eww!
02:21 <Vicyorus> O_O
02:22 <Madbootdude> Hey, little boy!
02:22 <Vicyorus> Uhhh
02:22 <Mariobilly> It's gross.
02:22 <Madbootdude> Get in here!
02:22 <Ocean6100> should I kick for a death threat?
02:22 <Madbootdude> Little boy: ....
02:22 <Ocean6100> I'm thinking yes.
02:22 <Madbootdude> GET IN HERE
02:22 <Vicyorus> Me too
02:22 <123kitten1> YEAH
02:22 <Madbootdude> We have "candy"
02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Ha ha ha.....
02:22 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman was kicked from Special:Chat by Ocean6100
02:22 <Mariobilly> I'll take the virus!
02:22 <Ocean6100> Ha ha ha.
02:22 <123kitten1> That is kinda funny
02:22 <123kitten1> Hello
02:22 <Mariobilly> Do not hurt others!
02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I cannot... continue
02:22 <Madbootdude> *throws little boy at Slenderman*
02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> for now....
02:22 <123kitten1> Its Mr.Slender Spirit
02:22 <Madbootdude> Eat him up, Slendy.
02:22 <Mariobilly> Throw all hatred at me...
02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> I will get you Ocean....
02:22 <Madbootdude> Slender.
02:22 <Mariobilly> Please, leave others be.
02:22 <123kitten1> Ocean, thats another threat
02:22 <Ocean6100> Thanks! For the information!
02:22 <Madbootdude> I'm giving you a little boy with 20$
02:22 <123kitten1> ban >:']
02:22 <Mariobilly> When will I die, Slender Man?
02:22 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Ha ha ha....
02:22 <Madbootdude> And you're not accepting it.
02:23 <123kitten1> *>:[]
02:23 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Soon....
02:23 <Ocean6100> Ha ha ha.
02:23 <Ocean6100> ;)
02:23 <Mariobilly> Okay, sure.
02:23 <123kitten1> WHEN WILL MY CHILDREN DIE?
02:23 <GrandCroconaw66> *Gets spit out* Eww... I Got green stuff in me.
02:23 <Ocean6100> Happiness, sunshine, and gum. All that sorta thing.
02:23 <The Dark Spirit: Slenderman> Bye.... Fools....
02:23 <Mariobilly> I have infaulable antivirus.
02:23 <Madbootdude> Grand is barely alive.
02:23 <123kitten1> Bye!
02:23 -!- The Dark Spirit: Slenderman has left Special:Chat.
Well, that's it. Good night.
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P.S. Emperor Darkness said that Makuta is his father. He is his only fear. Who knew Emperor Darkness had a fear? Could Slender Man, Makuta, Herobrine, and Emperor Darkness all be related or working togther? We may find out...