Aunt Arctic VS Cadence is the First Episode of Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History, it aired on May 25, 2014.
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Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History Episode 1! Aunt Arctic VS Cadence, BEGIN!
Aunt Arctic: Oh, your name is Cadence, more like 'Can't Dance', we all know that your dances are like rants, wait was i wrong? oh lemme guess hmm NO! We all want you to get up and go, your music is so annoying it can get me in a race, just like this rap battle it's a freaking piece of cake.
Cadence: Well i'm the one who's dancing all over the place, your writing is awful, even a turtle could beat it in a race, your working all day and night while i'm getting outta control, so i got thing to say to my people 'HOWDY Y'ALL!'
Aunt Arctic: Your raps are pointless and stupid, i'll beat them easily, but when your around, i'm like 'What The O M G!', i've got a life better than yours so i think you should run, and cry your eyes out all night because your career is GONE!
Cadence: You better watch what you say, cuz i'll bring the pain, my music will blow your ears up and you'll just run away, you think your flying and rhyming and a little nice bird, well i'll show you who's really a nerd!
Announcer: WHO WON?
Announcer: WHO'S NEXT?
Announcer: YOU DECIDE!
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Penguin History!
Notes[]
- Cadence won this battle due to having the most votes
- If you were offended, i apologize and i suggest you don't look at the next battle.