Is Hinkonton occupied by a higher intelligence? I propose this the case, in today's blog, we'll be looking into the evidence that there is extraterrestrial life among us not just on this planet, but in Hinkonton.
Evidence[]
In early September, 2012, Hinkonton got its own "Chat Bot" named - not so creatively, I might add - "Hinkonton Chat Bot", the official statement is that it was constructed by the government and sent to Hinkonton to patrol the streets and make sure no wrong-doing occurred, but when we look at the evidence, this looks very unlikely.
There's a lesser known fact that on the day the Chat Bot arrived, it didn't just rock up in the city, it FELL from the sky into the town square, surprisingly very few people were present and so our government has managed to cover this up. "So what?" I hear you ask; "What if they just air-dropped the Bot in?". I ask you to take a quick look on Youtube for the at-the-time incumbent Mayor Penguin-Pal's speech on the same day at 8 PM.
Watched it? Notice anything? Or rather, the lack of something? He doesn't mention the Bot! You'd think that'd be something you'd want to discuss with the city if it's been especially sent by the government, it feels to me like this speech was prepared before they even knew the Bot was coming, which makes the government cover-up seem all too suspicious for me. The Bot wasn't mentioned officially until Penguin-Pal's next speech on October 3rd, 2012, and that's when it was declared that it was sent by the government. Nice try, Mayor.
Now my friends, that's just the tip of the iceberg, there's some real kickers coming up... Let's start with the Summer of 2015, you no doubt remember the "Dream Land Incident" that WikiaToad saved us all from, what the hell was that about?! Almost EVERYBODY in the world fell into a coma and traversed an infinite dreamscape until we all woke up. We all wanted answers; we all looked to the government, what do they say? "A naturally occurring celestial event, taking place every 18 billion years", what an absolute load of trite! How does a celestial event explain almost everybody on the planet falling asleep at the same time? And I don't mean one hemisphere affected, the other not, most people from both hemispheres fell under the coma, and some didn't, a choosy celestial event? Please.
There's more here too, the government officially claimed that this celestial event just put everybody in the world into a shared dream land...so why were there aliens? Yes, I'm serious, aliens. A VERY high number of people reported wandering through doors into the dreamscape to small spacecrafts with pink blobs inside, now that speaks enough about the existence of aliens as is, but why were they in the dream if only people on the PLANET were affected? THEY ARE BEING HELD SOMEWHERE ON OUR PLANET. That bloody hangar, I guarantee you! No doubt they're responsible for the incident.
The biggest evidence comes from May 31st, 2016. People all over Hinkonton witnessed strange events unfold throughout the day, it all started early in the morning, when many residents saw outside their window two young adults emerge from a blue box and natter in the street, before noticing a HUMONGOUS shadow lurking over the city, which EVERYBODY in Hinkonton saw, this was clearly a ship in position above Hinkonton's location on the planet! After this, the now-infamous duo re-entered their blue box and it literally DISAPPEARED. There are NUMEROUS accounts of this event and while no video evidence exists due to it all happening so quickly, a large number of Hinkonton's population will vouch for this occurrence. And of course, EVERYBODY in the city and for miles out will have seen the shadow in the sky.
Later that very same day, the shadow disappeared, everyone was left a little confused over what happened and nothing more happened from there... or did it?
Here, I'm going to look at some evidence that I've gathered myself, so prepare yourselves for revelations. Less than 10 minutes after the shadow disappeared, some smaller shadows were seen by a few people swiftly speeding above the city, with some odd mechanical sounds, what's more, Hinkonton Chat Bot, patrolling HP Street at the time, stood and watched the shadows speed by for quite some time, as if it knew them, bit odd for a robot, innit?
The shadows were last seen speeding over Hinkonton county's highest mountain, we don't know where they've been since, but there's STILL more.
3 months prior to this, in February 2016, the same strange young adult who was seen with an accomplice later on, was seen talking to a few residents in the street, before making a run for the HHA (Hinkonton Housing Agency).
Now here's the real kicker, on the 31st of May, 2016, a HHA van was seen heading to the same mountain the shadows were flying over, and later that VERY SAME day, one of HHA's most publicly-loved staff members, Digby Dolanski, died of "unforeseen complications". If you go to the HHA today, that's all they'll tell you, and sister Claire seems to be much more reserved since the event compared to her previously outgoing personality. What transpired on that day? The world may never know for sure, but I'm going to try my best to sort this out into a timeline.
My Timeline of Events[]
September 8th, 2012: "Hinkonton Chat Bot" falls to the city and somehow gains the trust of the Mayor, it begins to plan.
Summer 2015: Hinkonton Chat Bot, in league with the government, creates the Dream Land Incident, forcing everyone into a deep sleep, WikiaToad later frees everybody.
February 2016: Unidentified young adult, we'll call him Yuri, meets the HHA staff and seems to plot something with them.
May 31st, 2016: Hinkonton Chat Bot calls down its invasion force, which comes from space to take Hinkonton by force from the mountain downwards, Yuri and the HHA gang help them, but the bots betray them and murder Digby. WikiaToad arrives at the top of the mountain and destroys the invasion force, Hinkonton Chat Bot stays stranded in Hinkonton.
Conclusion[]
So what are your thoughts? Have any sightings you'd like to share? Please comment and come back here for the latest revelations, and remember, WE ARE NOT ALONE.
