Hai.
You guys may have seen the Buy One Gift One offer for CP memberships. Well, I happen to be purchasing a membership during the time of the offer, so I will be gifting one of them. One lucky penguin will receive it. If you would like to participate, comment below. Registration closes April 15th.
Good luck!
--Here's some pie! 
APRIL FOOLS! 
12:25, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
PS: Please note that I have made the registration date close earlier. It will end on April 13th (Sunday).