Hello, This is my jokes. If you laugh hard and fall off your chair, I will put you in my buddies list =] Note: Some jokes are © Bowser Inc.
Q'n'A Jokes[]
Q: What will you say if someone fell?
A: "See you next fall!"
Q: What do you call your niece when she is from china?
A: Chi-niece!
Q: What do snakes use for fashion?
A: Boa ties!
Q: You are on the nice list, but the nuts are in the.....
A: nutty list!
Q: On Halloween, What did the Boo say on the Boo Library?
A: Peek-a-BOOK!!!!!
Q: What is the type of jelly that is a fish?
A: A jelly-fish!
Q: Where do i often play volleyball?
A: At the valley, of course!
Q: What kind of tree can be held by your hand?
A: A palm-tree!
Q: What kind of tree grows thrice?
A: A three!
Q: What is a dinosaur's favorite book?
A: A thesaurus!
Sentence Jokes[]
- There is this mini-game called Bean Counters, Yes. Bean Counters. Then my cousin said to me. "Bean Counters? How about a game called Bean Counted-Already?"
Knock-Knock Jokes[]
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Ok, Those are all my jokes stay tuned for more!