WHAAAAAT? ULSK12 doing something other than trolling underage users on the forums?! What is this, the CPWN?
Ok, so for whatever reason I've decided to post the review I had from the Network wiki here, so read it or not idc so bai
Ok, so the Halloween Party. Regardless of CP's terrible quality, Halloween is usually one that they manage to pull through with, including in 2014 and 2015 (even with its FNAF crap). There was one exception (in my opinion), however: 2013. 2013 had a bunch of ridiculous crap like zombies and werewolves and stuff when we were already perfectly fine with just ghosts. So following CP's trend of copy and paste, guess which one they decided to recycle.
But before we do that:
I've introduced Shino and Rodeo in my past two reviews, but now that there's two of them, we can't have both of them cluttering up the screen (too much work for me), so I'm going to narrow it down.
How, you ask? With scissors-rock-paper (screw you i'm korean), of course!
~♪Who's gonna be♪~
~♪The unlucky one♪~
~♪That has to deal with the new crap♪~
~♪That CP's put out this month?♪~
And we have our loser!
So before I begin may I mention that this is the absolute worst time you could've started a Halloween party since Kamen Rider Ghost just ended with a really heartwarming ending? ...but that doesn't actually concern this, does-
Oh jeez you people brought Specter into this didn't you.
So ignoring the fact that G is treating the audience like idiots by purposely explaining what he means by "manifest", let's take a look here.
OH HEY! IT'S A CLICK QUEST! WHO KNEW?
In all seriousness though, how many times in a row have we had this again?
Also, someone on the development team thought it was a good idea to put the anniversary hat in the quest menu. I... I literally don't even.
I've said this time and time again, even though I'm on an unofficial wiki and nobody is going to care, but no matter how gimmicky you make it (like this time), clicking stuff on the screen is not a puzzle. Why is that so hard to wrap your head around, CP?
By the way, the gimmick of having a bunch of fakes doesn't mean crap because CP decided that it was much too hard for the 2 year olds, so they decided to make the real ones color-coded! Isn't that fantastic.
And the decorations... they're just... there. It's nothing special, it's just recycled stuff. And I hate it, with all its goopy disgusting stuff. "Halloween" does not automatically equate to "spooky", and "spooky" does not automatically equate to "disgusting".
That monster generating thing looks as bad as ever and still defies all logic. Why would you want to become an eldritch abomination? Back in Halloween 2012, we went ghost-hunting to find Gariwald and tried out the ghost machine because 1. we needed to survive the real ghosts, and 2. we wanted to find Gariwald himself. This party has neither of those reasons.
And yes, Living Sled is back, which is nice, but it's basically a requirement for CP Halloween parties. If you're going to take the time to put it back, why not actually spend the time you're wasting on Re-Mix and make that fourth part that you had in development?
One thing... confuses me though.
So the Coffee Shop is apparently made of mr skeltal decorations and bones. This is where the Anniversary party occurs.
Then explain to me: how is this going to work? Is the place just gonna be a bunch of bones plus a cake or are they going to be lazy again and just have the regular coffee shop?
And lastly... sigh...
Ok literally nobody loved having Frozen back a third time and you people know it. Stop being in denial.
Also I see you snuck in the words "on her next big year". If you bring Frozen back I swear I will- *bricked*
So hey, they actually managed to screw up a Halloween party. Fantastic.
You people get zero stars and a Shino facepalm.
